/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10214341
The handsomest.

I have a sudden infatuation for Mano.

Looks good with short hair too.

The best.

I'm trying to find a video with Sayumi doing something like "mogu mogu mogu" "paku paku paku". And no, I'm not mistaking it for Kamei's fake CM.

Also, I'm looking for one where Momoko is sleeping and saying "munya munya"

I think Mano is pretty bland. I think she doesn't have a firm personality/presence like Fukumura. For manofags out there can you please enlighten me?

Also while we're on it, what the fuck is her obsession in naming her releases "Next My Self" and other shit?

She actually looked cute back then.

>>10214487
Hello!Project DVD Magazine Volume 32 at 12:30 into the video. Not sure about the Momo one.

>>10214487
its maimi aniki

Mandatory, "Zukki is a fat fuck," post.

>>10214838
Yeah, she's boring and her main trait are the looks. But don't blame the release names on her, they're obviously decided by someone in UF.

I wonder if someone has told Reina her feet are perfect. They seem to be a focal point in almost all of her photobooks. She obviously isn't embarrassed in showing them, unlike many other young women.

>>10215515
Which H!P has the smallest teeth?

>>10215529
which h!p can gargle for the full 30 seconds (or recommended time).

>>10214838
Yea, she's just really beautiful even now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-KdBQ1zG1c
So cute. Why aren't the new S/mileage like this? When will they get rid of Kana and the other one. Fuck I can't even remember her name, that's how bad it is.

The shiniest

>>10216732
the airbrushed-est

>>10216732
is her banana lust a euphemism?

>>10216751
There's nothing lewd about a young woman enjoying stuffing her face with phallic shaped fruits.

The fishiest

What do you think Airi is going to study at College/University? Do you think she is going to get a real degree or do you think she'll major in something like Theatre or 18th century Slovakian poetry?

>>10217135
Are you a bit bitter that no one wants to pay for doing what you actually like, anon?

>>10217154
I am confused as to your meaning.

>>10217169
I'm implying anon would like to study theatre or 18th century Slovakian poetry, but puts the economic priorities first and secretly envies Airi when she decides otherwise.

>>10217135
she will study meteorology and one day replace mori sayaka as nhk's #1 weather girl.

Can please someone translate whats going on in this video?
http://pspcustomfirmware.com/videos/2/video/morning%20musume/xvmwx8.html

>>10217768
Al parecer en este programa apuestan a diferentes personalidades en quien de ellas va a aceptar salir sin maquillaje en la TV, en esta ocasión escogieron a sayu y reina.
Claro, ya han mostrado mas exmiembros de morning musume como makoto vs yasuda, yossi vs nakazawa y ayacho vs no recuerdo quien.
Todos votaron por tanaka por que michishige ya ha salido anteriormente sin maquillaje y pues sin algún otro motivo.
Pues como sorpresa, gano sayu y pues según los motivos son que ella tiene confianza en su rostro sin maquillaje y quiere demostrar que su narcisismo no solo es un personaje mas.
El motivo que dio la agencia con tanaka fue que ella tiene una cara algo infantil y pues para su nueva banda buscan darle una imagen mas hardcore, entonces prefirieron no mostrarla sin maquillaje.
Y pues bueno sayu casi no usa maquillaje por lo que el resultado es bastante obvio.

Done

>>10217768
What about Reina? I want to see her without any makeup too.

>>10217955
Thanks wetback. Anyone who speaks english wanna give it a go?

>>10218064
Google translate speaks english, although not very well.

>>10217768

dat fucking url

>>10218049

Ever seen her blog? There, you're welcome.

>>10217955
ayacho was never on that show. it was ishiguro aya vs Johnson

>>10218086
But she always pose in that fucking myspace angle.

>>10218089
Didnt watch it, i lost dat episode
do you have a llink to ?

>>10218089
>>10218111
and yeah my mistake , i was thinking in his face and the first name to come was ayacho, it have been years since the last time i been see it so i didnt remember his name.
She appears in the final concert of ドリムス　i think.

>>10218064
I will give it a try.

It is a show about personalities taking bets on which one of the two would appear without any make-up. And this is time is sayu and reina.

Of course, the OGs have been participated in this contest. EX: makoto vs yasuda, yossy v.s. nakazawa and ishiguro aya vs Johnson (there was a also a face off between momochi and tsuji, and i am so wanting to see tsuji's busted face without make-up)

all voted tanaka because reina mentioned a hint that she wants to do something out of her comfort zone before she graduates. (I think this is the real reason nakai kun said)

But it turned out sayu is the one showing because she has confidence in her face without make up and she wants to prove she is more than a narcissistic character

the reason reina did not appear is that UFA think her real face without make-up is too young and would hurt the hardcore image of the upcoming band

>>10215154
>>10214838
What kind of a homo faggot would say such things about one of the most beautiful creatures to ever grace the cosmos?

>>10218211
Reported for being golden guts minimoni 2001 and not golden guts minimoni 2002.

>>10218236
I was in a coma during the entirety of 2002, thanks for bringing it up.

>>10218270
You missed Goto Maki's graduation? Haha what a huge faggot.

>>10218309
She visited my bedside on graduation day. Left me flowers and touched my hand. So fuck you.

>>10218407
Sure mate. MM's gonna hit it big next year too.

>>10218417
What's your point, dingdong?

>>10218441
Oh I thought we were sharing fantasy stories.

>>10218447
I don't know what you're talking about. Should I get Kirby's Dream Collection or Dead or Alive 5?

Too sexy. Too sexy, please no too sexy.

>>10215070
Not really following H!P that much anymore, but why is there a fat fuck in the group?

>>10218640
I don't know man. I wish to be rid of her as much as anyone with half a brain does. Tsunku might be playing the gradual-transition card here.

>>10218487
slutty feet

Would you eat miso soup that had been ejected from Airi's nose?

>>10219040
Feet are too lewd to be shown off by girls as young as they are.

Be healed, my son.

Fukuda Kanon 1st photobook "Kanyon 17"

>>10219408
That's awesome.

>>10219437
It is a shame she is paired with some of the worst idols in her group. S/mileage would be doing better if than had added some non-shit girls to replace the talent and personalities that left. Those two S/mileages, you know the ones, seemingly have no talent or appealing qualities. Does Tsunku just do whatever he feels like, regardless of whether or not it might be a good idea?

>>10219437
why pick such homely looking girls for the group when Kanon the "The Amazing Racist" are such lookers?

The fatty skin found centered between the breast and the armpit is very erotic.

>>10219437

When I skimmed through your post I thought Zukki was going to release a photobook.

>>10219572
What would be the title for Suzuki Kanon's photobook?

>>10219604
"Haters gonna hate".

>>10219604
"Kanon 170lbs"

Using Kanyon's photobook title as a reference.

>>10219511
You want to suck on it and lick it all over dont you?

>>10219800
Which is your favorite Hello!Project in this picture, Jaypee?

Up-Up Girls - T-Palette Records Kanshasai 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0R9vUZI9HU&t=40s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bNfnqWS9k0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGHnbiiMpxs

>casual

>>10219800
Dat Joel from Sweden.
I bet he's banged all the girls in the room bar the musumes.

Getting ruder by the day.

>>10221530
Wow. She was photoshopped to hell and back in this.

>>10221530
Moon Face is going to be the leader after Reina and Sayu leave. I wonder what effect this will have, if any, on MM.

>>10221581
She won't encourage anyone to develop a personality.

>>10221700
Revisionism will make the current MM look decent. They are all so cute ;__;

>>10221700
What could've been..
;_;

>>10221700
Eripon has potential to be the sekushi musume.

What are those little dots that appear on Eri-pon's face when she smiles?

>>10222130
Dimples.

One lonely night you decide to go to your local micro-brewery in order to taste the fine nectar that they dispense as well as to forget about your daily troubles.
A few minutes after sitting down, the bartender slides a pint of some sort of locally brewed IPA in front of your person, saying,"From the little lady over there,". You cast your eyes towards the far side of the counter only to meet glaces with this enchanting young woman.

wat do

Ikegami Akira's General Election LIve 12-12-16

>>10222130
Pure cuteness manifesting itself physically.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoKVOIkuMkE&list=UUILwBWzUNfMuIq2zfdXo52w&index=1

LinLin saying happy burfday to tieba. A forum. Still looks and sounds cute.

>>10222735
[X] Genuflect

>>10223046
>le Michishige
She's cute.

>>10223046
the fuck is up with that " japanese" guy on the left. he has some serious western features.

Sleepy Sayu.

>>10223174
Thats the face of sleepy? looks like she is giving some innocent otaku or NEET a disgusted look.

>>10223174
That's the face I want her to make while stepping on me and calling me a loser or the Japanese equivalent.

Newbie should take notes on how the pro handle the real deal (live show+ people would think: what the fuck is sayu doing on election show)

>>10223097
He's kinda handsome

>>10223657
The saddest musume

>>10222735
shout "oi, oi, saveloy!" and slink over to her.

>>10223891
u 'avin a giggle mate?

Why don't they just make the H!Ps play funny games or do stupid skits like in shows past?

>>10224096
nah bruv, it's all kushdi 'ere.

"The Wedding Singer" press conference 12-12-17

http://mantan-web.jp/2012/12/17/20121217dog00m200004000c.html
http://www.nikkansports.com/entertainment/news/f-et-tp0-20121217-1060924.html
http://www.oricon.co.jp/news/movie/2019751/full/
http://www.crank-in.net/entertainment/news/22090
http://www.sanspo.com/geino/news/20121217/oth12121717100004-n1.html

>>10222777
what the cock happened to her speaking voice?

>>10222768
>>10223046
>>10223174
>>10223657
I want to watch this shit.

The beginning of the end.

The end of the beginning.

>>10225127
>>10225129
What's with these vaguely portentous posts?

>>10224915
Trying really hard to appeal to lonely China-men so they become her fan/wota.

>>10224915
I think it has something to do with her speaking in a diff language cause we all got used to her speaking in Japanese in such a careful manner

Collarbones

And people still try to convince themselves she ain't fat..

http://youtu.be/s4OOavsLSpc

Lewd yelling should not be allowed, even for former idols.

>>10226127
I would like to go spelunking in her navel.

>>10226127
saw her in one of the handshake events and first thing that came in to mind was

>oh damn she's quite big

>>10225475
>lonely China-men
Is there a difference in your speaking voice when you talk to chinese men as apposed to anyone else?

>>10226557
I think its like when you try a birdcall

>>10226557
Well when I try to attract lonely China-men, that have money, I try to make my voice like LinLin's.

"The Wedding Singer" press conference 12-12-17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NcGNDzgE54
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/27791006

>>10227734
ooh what cute stubby little toes. I bet they are nice and sweaty and a bit stinky~

kunka kunka

mmmm

Miya looked pretty tired in this appearance.

>>10227876
Also Bear-chan was assaulted by top right corner text.

>>10227893
Thank gods risako get rid of that red helmet hair

>>10228342
Now it is ash colored helmet hair. Still would let her demean me.

ohio jaypee

Brownie's tears of frustration give me a rager.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvywiu_yyyy-yyyyy-in-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-yyy-yyyy_music#.UM__929WyuI

>>10228454
Why doesn't she just give up?

Is there a complete set of scans for Kanyons PB out yet? I need it because of reasons.

>>10228454
Oh my fucking god, really? Even on J-Melo she's crying. She cries more than Mogi Minami.

DVD also looks quite promising

>>10229042
I'd fukuda her kanon.

>>10228467
>>10228784
>>10229042
Her cute face doesn't fit with that lewd body.

>>10228971
Mogi annoys the fuck out of me.

I mean how does she expect her ugly ass to be in Momusu.

>>10228354

>>10230148
Big feet!

>>10230148
Fixed that for you.
Seriously, am I the only Zukki fan on this board?

>>10230328

I'm a fan of the meaty girl.

>>10230328
Most people don't like fat, ugly, unfunny, untalented idols like Zukki. So, I'd say you are one of the very few Zukki fans who have ventured outside of the Hello!Online Zukki circle-jerk.

Up-Up Girls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATJp3roWSs0

Up-Up Girls Live - Yokohama Akarenga Souko - 2012-12-17
http://www.mediafire.com/?cg21c568u7ftzi2

Would you upgrade her drivers, Jaypee?

>>10230759
Greatest marketing campaign.

>>10230618
>>10230624

Fuck is this?

http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?app=xbt&CODE=details&torrent=53852

Kanyon making of.

>>10231690
I know what I'm fapping to tonight.

>>10231737
Was expecting 8:50 to be circled, seeing as this is Jaypee.

>>10231829
I'll be frank with you. l'm probably going to fap all over this vid.

>>10231690
I have to register to see succulent idol feet?!

(◞‸◟)

>>10231921
Have you been living under a stinky rock? Hello!Online is a gold mine for H!P and their corresponding lewd appendages.

Did someone say 'lewd'?

>>10232209
confession: I zoom in on every pic of her mons in swimwear hoping to see a tiny bit of cleft.

>>10232222
I thought that was standard procedure for lewd pictures. It's all in the /jp/ handbook.

>>10231921
You are missing out.

Also, ohio Jaypee

One of the better pictures with Zukki, one might say.

>>10233001
Riho has a pretty shitty build.
Her waist-to-hip ratio is awful and on that picture it even looks like her shoulders are wider than her hips.

>>10233028
>like her shoulders are wider than her hips
Like with practically all people?

Not disagreeing she has a bad build, but almost no one has hips wider than their shoulders in real life.

How about wide heads?

Nogizaka crushed Berryz completely at the charts. Not only that, but it has been announced that Takahashi Minami will have her solo debut on the same day as MM's new single comes out. I thought, "Man, Akimoto doesn't have any mercy on H!P..."

But then I saw the covers for "Help me!": they are just putting it to easy for them. I honest to god can't find the strength to keep caring about this group anymore. They keep making the same fucking mistakes over and over again. Why haven't they fired their graphic and costume departments? Why haven't they put some of the girls on strict diets? Why don't they study how to approach new demographics?

How can H!P still be losing popularity day by day and, instead of trying new strategies, they just keep doing the SAME THING as always?

>>10233262
>I honest to god can't find the strength to keep caring about this group anymore
You don't have to, just fuck off instead.

>>10233269
quality post

>>10233354
It's about time somebody took up the role of /jp/ quality control again, keep up the good work.

>>10233262
Wait are those real covers?

They are unbelievably bad.

>>10233001
Look at those gashes on Eri-pon's leg. I wonder how those came to be.

>>10233043
You're right.
But normally it's not that noticeable.
Riho has a hip:shoulder ratio comparable to an ideal waist:hip ratio.
She looks like a body builder.

>>10233262
Takamina is just another loud mouth who can't sing and she is nothing under dentsu and akimoto. so just shut the fuck up about momusu can't win that tiny bitch. and fuck you talking shit about berryz

>>10233262
You make some pretty legit points that sadly most of us here already know about. The difference between you and me though is that I don't give a shit about the competition between the two groups. If you care so much about how you want your group to be dominant then sure, go support akb. Some of us here are fans of both groups and we don't give a shit about which is better. We just like the girls and support them.

MM does have very glaring problems like those you've pointed out, but the group isn't really in trouble financially, last I've heard anyway, so I won't be worried about them being disbanded or some shit. In the truest sense of the /jp/ tradition, they're taking it easy and so am I.

Why has /jp/ been so shitty lately?

Also, /jp/ meetup.

>>10235856
Me in the front.

>>10235856
Me the Greek guy in the blue shirt doing the dance of my people.

Will H!P ever have God Tier soloists again?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NavbCxBA0_0

CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Sekushii

Lewd

>>10236719
How often to do think C-ute showers/bathes together?
How stinky do they get after concerts? Which C-ute sweats the most? Which C-ute is the stinkiest after concerts?

>>10237138
>Which C-ute sweats the most?
Way to prove you know nothing about the group and are nothing more than a bad shitposter.

>>10236661
Dat conductor.

>>10236719
Should have covered the neck knot. It's pretty visible and it ruins the illusion.

>>10236683
I want Risako's hair to return to normal. She fucked it up. If she wanted pink hair she should have gone all the way with it. It's the color of dried bubblegum most of the time.

I'm looking for a DVD that I watched online a few months back. It's called ハロプロやねん!DVD (Hello pro yanen!) and it featured Tanaka, Michishige and Mitsui recording their early morning radio show 朝までハロプロやねん (asa made hello pro yanen).

I loved the dvd, but I can't find it anywhere now! No streams... No torrents.. The only thing I can find is volume 2 of the same dvd series featuring Berryz.

If anyone has this saved and can upload it, or help me find it (slow ass emule type stuff is fine, so long as I get it). I'm really desperate here. Not finding things drives me up the walls!

Here's a pic from the recording

>>10237475
Wow... I found it. I've been searching for weeks and all it took was a youtube search for ハロプロやねん 道重さゆみ 田中れいな 光井愛佳... I feel like an idiot now.

For those who want to watch it, here's a link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bDkQwl2j-I

>>10237511
Thanks, I needed something to watch.

>>10237325
i think she was going for the hyosung from secret look.

Miic rec - Sato Masaki
http://www.mediafire.com/?v9tycrjc16lv4gt

>>10237185
The answer is obviously Maimii. I was seeing if others had a different, incorrect, opinion based on their own experience.

Which 囧 would you 囧？

knowing kamei isn't dead is such a great relief. but what in fuck is she up to these days?

>>10238997
I like to think that she lazes around the house, drinking tea and watching variety shows. Forgetting to shower for days on end.

>>10238122
What did she say?

Good morning /jp/.

>>10238997
don't know but what she earned in musume era is enough and her family is also rich

>>10239899

Maachan breaks down sobbing and said if Tanasa-tan and Michishige-san are graduating it's over for her too. Sayu and Ayumi tried to laugh it off and reassure her that when it happens the 10kies are still there for her. When that still doesn't work Sayu said ...

从*･ ｡.･）> Sorry (for crashing this imagine-spot) but I'm not going anywhere
川c ’∀´) > See?
从*･ ｡.･）> I'm definitely not going anywhere soon
川* ^_〉^) > Yatta .. (sniffles)
从*･ ｡.･）> I'm still stubborn enough in this to be able to say "I'm not graduating yet!"
川* ^_〉^) > But then Ikuta-san would be sad www
从*･ ｡.･）川c ’∀´) > I'm going to tell her you said that wwww !
川* ^_〉^) > aaahhh...
川c ’∀´) > Are you okay now?
川* ^_〉^) > I'm okayー
川c ’∀´) > Do it with a smile, okay?
川* ^_〉^) > Yes, smile..smile...
从*･ ｡.･）> Saying "Ikuta-san would be sad" ww That's quite a bombshell statement wwww
川* ^_〉^) > Ufufu www Ikuta-san wants to quickly become The World's Number.1 Idol after all www
从*･ ｡.･）> That she does www

w=laughs
Michishige Sayumi 从*･ ｡.･）
Ishida Ayumi 川c ’∀´)
Sato Masaki 川* ^_〉^)

So guys, how are you spending your last hours?

>>10241024
Just got my kegerator fixed up, living the dream

>>10241024
Posting alluring pictures of Maimii on Jaypee.

>>10241163

>>10241447
It's winding down jaypee.

ohio jaypee. it's the start of a brand new exciting day.

Is Zukki actually able to jump that high or is this trick photography?

who's just went yandere because she's just found out she got NTR?

>>10242083
>SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

>>10236661
Well you ever stop being a shit bricking autist?

>>10242090
>she really cut his dick out

Good girl

>>10242142
Femenazi pls

>>10242152
You wouldn't mind Eripon mutilating you for your misdeeds, would you.

Hooray for being alive~

>>10242311
yes, i can finally make plans now. first thing on the agenda - die from diabetes.

>>10240432
their gross net income during their idol days would be nice data to have.

>>10242975
also, their residuals.

Someone post that picture with Aibon's cash she would get per show appearance back in the day.

So are we dead? Is this hell?

Morning Musume - Help me!! MV preview

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2aiEtOZ50s

Morning Musume - Help me!! MV preview

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2aiEtOZ50s

Where did all the H!P Jaypeers go? This thread seems more depressingly desolate than usual.

Also, would you go on a safari with Chissa, Jaypee?

>>10245118
It's ridiculous but I like it. The 'all these hands everywhere' part at 0:21 is a bit disturbing though.

>>10245146
My pc's out of order so I'm posting from my phone and it's really annoying, so there's my excuse. Another probability might be that some of us really did fug off to h!o.

Wow they were pretty in this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc0ZkhHQ3z0

>>10245118
Thats actually not as bad as I had expected

Morning Musume - Help me!! MV (Dance Shot Ver.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE7HQ3uivcE

So what happened here, Jaypee?

Pictures related.

>>10246132
They censored Kanyon's tukhus.

>>10246141

>>10245146
i would go anywhere with chissa anyday.

>>10246126
It's a bit... trippy.

Which cover for MM's new single Help Me!! is you're favorite?

>>10246438
This one because the concept is one that's too hard even for UF to fuck up as badly as they did with the other ones.

look at Masaki barely getting through

>>10246126
With that background I'll be really fucking disappointed if they do a regular "dance shot/close up shot/dance shot2"- MV

No food for the fattie

>>10246880

>>10247500

Looking at her face I'm afraid that she didn't understand an allusion.

>>10246126

So when can we expect "How to make and maintain Idol group without money" book by H!P with special guest, Morning Musume?

Reminder that Aika is still the best Musume and the hero we all deserve.

>>10246880
Her manager really needs to give her an ultimatum. Stop being fat or get out. 3 month time limit.

The lewdest.

assuming everyone here has an account on H!O I wonder if I talked to some of you. anyone here a regular poster?

are you guys pedophiles or what

>>10248434
Too lewd for me

>>10248641
Pretty sure most people just use H!O for torrents and pictures here.

>>10248762
Yes. You have a problem with that I'M GONNA FUCK U UP FAGET!!!

>>10249764

Burn. Burn it with fire. Even the poster.

>>10250375
Is something bothering you?

>>10250663
Too young.

>>10250749
I never followed S/mileage. Were they good with the old members? Because now their new members are kinda shit.

OHIO

>>10250749

Momoko is, like 21.
>complaining for too young in a /jp/ thread

is zukki the new makochan?

>>10251073
nah i'm pretty sure she's just a fat bitch.

>>10251073
how dare you compare her to funny mako-chan?

>>10251013
I am still 20 until next year's March. yurushite nyan!

>>10249665
oh good, because the posters there are a bunch of faggots lick each other's asses

>>10251806

momo is very cute. i wish she would let her hair down and not wear that stupid ponytail. it doesnt do her beauty justice.

although i am annoyed by her yurushite nyan act, i found that kicking cruel, even if it was staged ;_;

poor momo

>>10252074
do you think she cries herself to sleep every night knowing the following day she has to demean herself in weird and unusual ways?

image limit

>>10252238

no that's cruel. i want to protect her happiness.

new thread

>>10252814
>>10252814
>>10252814
>>10252814