/jp/ - Otaku Culture

thats just how I roll

>trying to live in a dark place with a different shape that everyone else's homes

Thats pretty edgy.

Only if my NEET ball had a laser that could blow up other planets.

>>10210135
Not really.

Damn straight I would. It might be a pain to nail all my shit down, though.

The ball also floats so you can live in a lake if you want.

I'm not in a flood-plain, so I'm not really interested. However, it seems pretty cool, and alright for a hut, and a hut is about all of the space I could ever use, so I guess I wouldn't pass on it if it had rudimentary power and stable Internet.

http://vimeo.com/22832755

NEET cube!

Where to make the chocolate pie?

>>10210159
I would really enjoy that, but I'm not thrilled about the large bathroom window; that needs to be frosted at the very least.

>>10210187
That really bothered me too. I guess the idea is you can put a curtain fitting or something there. I would want that for all the windows.

What's cool about this is that it has "negative living costs". You get some grant for generating electricity, and you end up profiting from it annually (not by much, a few hundred pounds or so).
Unfortunately the Cube itself is really expensive (something like £50,000) because they haven't started mass producing it yet. I doubt it'll go down much, though.

>>10210159

>>10210159
All that wood... I would love to set fire to it.

Also it has no room for a computer, and if you put on in the heat would turn the house into an oven.

>>10210242
I loved that movie so much.

>>10210208

At those costs, one may as well procure your own supplies, building permits, and a hireling/buddy/self with an electrical license to make one yourself.

This house is perfect for me. Although I kind of worry about vandalism, security and harassment for being a lonely NEET in a small cube house.

It'd be cool if it were somehow mobile.

It should be a ball in a ball like gyroscope so you can roll around but insides wouldn't.

>>10210242
That movie is shit, especially when you watch it with shitty people on streamchan

No, I'm quite comfortable in my non-ball NEET environment.

>>10210245
It's the movie for /jp/. The autistic and mentally fucked up are the most important and shall survive to inherit the Earth. Or something like that over how hard they tried to kill everyone else off and make sure the sperglord doesn't get left behind. If only all sperglords were crazy savants huh?

I'd rather just follow the guide an live in a converted missile silo.

>>10210563
You're such an idiot. You have a 2 digit IQ.

>>10210591

>>10210581
I also have lots of red for you, sperglord child of Kazan. Or whatever other random thing your autism fears.

>>10210600
Don't you dare.

>>10210600

>>10210600
Would sniff but wouldn't smell like anything but crayons.

>>10210628
You just crossed the fucking line.

>>10210623

>>10210122
>/jp/

>>10210623
Of course not.

>>10210159
Rather than dealing with autismbux (or lack thereof) governments should purchase thousands of super-cheap NEETcubes and stack them up like tiny cities. Everyone could get one meal a day that they order through their free internet. Maybe they can force them into filling out captchas or something to help fund it.

>>10210643
improved

>>10210643

now I'm aroused

>>10210687
>stack them up like tiny cities

These are only energy efficient and balanced the way they are because they have the roof-space for solar panels.

This is still engineerable, but the cubes would need new building techniques to stack them into a lattice structure, allowing equal sunlight for each cube. This lattice could then be further improved by doing some light vertical farming on the spaces in-between (using the NEETs' own liquid wastes and composted organic matter as fertilizer.

>>10210764

using the NEETs as liquid waste and composted organic matter, making fertilizer.

>>10210801
Or we could make a plantation with your mom being the earth, my semen the fertilizer, and the babies our produce.

>>10210801
or we could use NEET body heat along with new machien fusion technology while putting NEETs into virtual realities and feeding them in tubs of goo.

>>10210801
Sounds like it would produce some toxic plants, if anything would even grow.

>>10210835

it'd produce nothing but quality cabbage