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Anonymous Wed Dec 12 20:52:18 2012 No.10204997 [DELETED]

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http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/02/health/new-mental-health-diagnoses/

Say goodbye to your autismbux, /jp/

>60% of those meeting current criteria for autism would still be diagnosed with the disorder under the proposed criteria
>9% of people might lose services
>maybe 5% to 10% of patients will no longer meet the criteria for autism

You have five months left to live.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 20:54:19 2012 No.10205003 I've been a Hiki for 5 years and have never once been on autismbux. I feel sorry for those without parents to support them. Godspeed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 20:56:33 2012 No.10205010 >>10204997 >autismbux I get schizobux, am I safe?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 20:57:18 2012 No.10205012 Bye bye Sudo. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 20:58:18 2012 No.10205019 >>10205010 Most likely not. This extends to all mental illnesses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:00:03 2012 No.10205028 File: 1.08 MB, 232x392, 1345193690846.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] N-no! My figurines..how will I afford them now? This is stupid! Please help me /jp/, I will do anything! I know some of you must have money.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:02:18 2012 No.10205030 >>10205029 One of your greatest creations yet. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:03:18 2012 No.10205031 >>10205028 Where do you live? Can I employ you as a maid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:08:33 2012 No.10205042 Oh hey it's that news story that recurs every 2-3 years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:11:48 2012 No.10205054 >>10205028 > I will do anything! Are you good sucking dicks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:13:19 2012 No.10205057 File: 61 KB, 611x600, sanya6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10205028 Do you look and act like this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:19:48 2012 No.10205073 >>10205057 >>10205054 YES!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:30:18 2012 No.10205106 >>10205073 Would you accept to live with me and be my maid if I pay you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:30:33 2012 No.10205108 File: 11 KB, 501x585, 1307550045636.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10204997 I caused that feel, stupid goyim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:31:03 2012 No.10205113 >>10205106 People joke about this a lot but I seriously wish for nothing other than to be a maid for a /jp/sie some day. It will never be a reality though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:36:33 2012 No.10205127 File: 480 KB, 350x200, 1345193000285.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10205106 Can I have my own room and have free time to play with my dolls? If so then I accept!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:37:03 2012 No.10205137 >>10205113 The joke can backfire on the joker too. Now I'm just depressed I'll never have a daughter like Sanya ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:37:03 2012 No.10205138 >>10205133 East coast of the US.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:37:33 2012 No.10205132 File: 689 KB, 350x272, 1352355237609.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just got my new reward letter+ raise in cost of living amount in the mail ya dumb fuck...who the fuck applies with actual autism? try a legit mental disorder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:37:33 2012 No.10205133 >>10205113 where do you live

Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:37:48 2012 No.10205134

>>10205113
We share a dream, anon. I too wish to be a cute maid for a /jp/sie, at least for most of the day. Then reality sets in and I'm not cute, the /jp/sie isn't cute, and we both have one of those voices that people who spend too much time online have.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:38:03 2012 No.10205142 >>10205139 W-would you force me to do lewd things against my will?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:38:18 2012 No.10205139 >>10205113 Why not? I am seriously looking for a maid or domestic worker with now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:39:18 2012 No.10205143 >>10205134 >>10205137 I know these feelings. >>10205139 Nobody lives near me and you'd probably get tired of me eventually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:39:33 2012 No.10205144 >>10205138 Would you be prepared to move to another country? If not is it possible for me to gain US citizenship if I marry you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:39:48 2012 No.10205145 >>10205142 Stop stuttering you fucking crossboarding faggot.

Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:40:03 2012 No.10205149
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>>10205142
I would happily do sexual favors if I was someones maid

I might not be cute, but with a cute dress, a wig, and some makeup I would try my best

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:40:33 2012 No.10205148 >>10205144 Which country?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:41:18 2012 No.10205150 >>10205148 Britain.

Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:41:33 2012 No.10205151

>>10205113
Don't do it. I was in contact with someone from /jp/ a while ago who said I was cute and wanted me to move in with him. He said he was rich and would buy me anything I wanted. He sent me a picture of himself and I am traumatized for life. I really dodged a bullet because even though he was rich, he looked like some 40 year old fat biker. With the beard and everything. I am way too cute for that and I don't even want to know what would have happened if I wen't there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:41:48 2012 No.10205152 >>10205149 I'm glad I'm not alone. I'd love to hangout with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:42:03 2012 No.10205153 >>10205151 Please no bully.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:42:18 2012 No.10205154 >>10205143 My last maid started when I was a little shota, and worked for me for 14 years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:43:18 2012 No.10205158 >>10205151 I'd try to be smart of course and get to know them beforehand and have a backup plan to get out if I had to. >>10205150 I don't think so, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:44:18 2012 No.10205159 >>10205151 He just wanted a dakimakura with force feedback. You're such an ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:44:33 2012 No.10205160 >>NEET General

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 12 21:51:51 2012 No.10205160,1 le janitor face when

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