/jp/ - Otaku Culture

just beer

Right now, still that hot chocolate that I got from the gas station. I'm also playing this video over and over and laughing at the how crazy it sounds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4DX2DBWtTk

Gin

I'm drinking in the sound of the rain. It's coming down hard.

>>10192541
That was a mood killer.

Strawberry Milk

Water

Fruit juice. I want to make some hard liquor out of table scraps, but my father said that I can bring a still to the house. What a fucking buzz kill.

>>10192563
I think it's hilarious.

water.

Yoohoo Milk

I have one can left...

;_;

cum

>>10192573
I had something from the ASMR thread playing. I should just have known better than to open the link.

>>10192593
Are you highly autistic?

>>10192603
They're attention whoring on /jp/, of course they are.

>>10192528
>Hey everybody, post what drink you like!
Kava. Tastes like shit, works like a charm, massive buzz with no hangover even if you overdo it.

My imouto mailed me a kettle for christmas and I have a bag of barley so I'm drinking roasted barley tea.

Its very good.

>>10192623
Are you one of those alcohol otaku?

>>10192637
...aaaand now that somebody brings it up, it's not any more alcoholic than that guy's hot chocolate.

Seriously, it's fucking foul root juice, but it's just root juice.

I'm mindful of my health

so I'm drinking a 2L of pepsi while feeding on doritos

>>10192655
(should mention this is decaf diet pepsi)

>>10192655
>>10192657
btw im a girl

>>10192663
TITS OR GTFO

>>10192673
>>>/b/

>>10192673
Asking for the tits of a fellow /jp/ is a no no.

>>10192673

I also want alcohol, but mom won't buy it for me.
btw I'm 24

>>10192707
I'd buy it for you, but you'd need to dance real pretty for me. In a dress, or Touhou cosplay.

>>10192704
EPIC FUCKING WIN FEMANON!!!

Pints of Newcastle Brown Ale.

Shit's $2.70 a bottle, but is my favorite for downing 2 or 3 after work.

>>10192704
Take it off!

Pepsi "Wild Cherry." It was the only two-liter they had in the store.

>>10192717
Good taste, sir. I wish I had money to buy a case of Newcastles.

I'm drinking club soda. I like it and it keeps me from drinking real soda.

>>10192704
http://www.hark.com/clips/mkyvjvlncv-four-thumbs-down

>>10192704
epic, simply epic. cant wait to repost this every single day to troll n00bz. :p

>>10192727
- sent from my iPhone7

>>10192704
that;s no tits you ditz

>>10192724
I have them order me a case every other week. Then they deliver it along with a pizza for weekends when I don't wanna leave the house.

Beer and pizza delivery, along with any liquor or soda I want, and I give the kid 20 bucks so he doesn't doddle. It's worth it.

>>10192748

Where can you get beer delivered? Also, sounds like a fun night.

>>10192755
You can sometimes get the pizza guy to buy it for you.

I just woke up about 10 minutes ago, so I really haven't done anything yet. I've drank milk all of my life, though, and I still do, so I'll probably just have that.

Who IPA here?

>>10192761
>IPA
International Phonetic Alphabet? India Pale Ale? International Phonetic Association? International Police Association?

>>10192755
I believe most states. The one I order from is a pizza/beer/package/party store. If it's in the store, they'll deliver it to you (with a minimum purchase amount).

I'm in Michigan. All you really need to provide is valid ID. And, being a regular, they know me. I still have it ready if it's a new driver, but the one kid knows he's gonna get a 20 spot, so he almost always brings it.

>>10192765
Obviously it stands for Inch-long Penis Association

>>10192761
I just like normal pale ales. IPA is too bitter for me. Thinking about a Stone Pale Ale makes me mouth water.

If booze had no hangover/vomiting and didn't taste like shit, I would enjoy it a lot. I have a bottle of vodka I haven't touched in months.

>>10192778
try drinking vodka with a chaser, makes it 10 times more enjoyable. Even water works if you have no juice or soda.

>>10192778
Do this.

>>10192761
I've been getting into IPAs a lot recently. Drinking one right now, actually (Elysian the Immortal). Good shit. <s>Not a NEET though.</s>

>>10192804
What are you spoiling, dude?

The fact that you're not a NEET?

>>10192789
that looks good

Was drinking coffee, gotta keep caffienated to stay up all night watching chinese cartoons

I'm drinking coffee. Barely slept anything last night.

I masturbated until my penis bled.

>>10192813
Yes. Since it would ruin this thread just like a spoiler ruins a story. Or something.

who based here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wifsfxgRdHE

>>10192842
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wifsfxgRdHE
H-how does that have positive likes? Is it a parody?

>>10192850
LOVE YOU SO MUCH! PLEASE ALSO LISTEN TO THE ANIMAL SPEAK AT THE END OF THE VIDEO, WE ARE ALL ONE EVEN IF WE CANNOT UNDERSTAND, FIND THE LOVE IN THE DOGS HEART, WE ALL WANT TO JUST UNDERSTAND - Lil B


figure it out /a/-kun

>>10192850
You don't know Lil B?

I want to be NEET but have to many professional and familial obligations. How did you guys get into NEETdom?

>>10192871
By not being a little bitch who lives his life for others (you).

>>10192874
So how/where do you people get the money to be independent individuals?

>>10192871
I didn't do anything. Please don't post in this thread anymore, if you want to know more go to >>>/adv/ or something.

>>10192877
i sell your ugly mothers pussy.

Killing.

>>10192877
They leech off their parents of the government with made up illnesses. It's sad really.

>>10192894
You being here is even sadder. I replied to you, you trolled us hard, now fuck off.

>>10192894
>their parents of the government
What's that?

>>10192899
"of" is supposed to be "or" , but I suppose you could leech off both.

Earlier today when I opened the window the air had that cold smell to it. You know what I'm talking about, right? First time all year I've noticed it. Winter seems like it's finally here. I'm so happy.

>>10192934
I love that smell. It's common earlier in the mornings when it's chilly and fresh and slightly damp from the dew.

I hate how in winter I'll sleep all day and wake up around 7 PM. Due to the darkness I'll think it's 7 AM and be confused to hell. I lose all sense of time and I'll forget what day of the week it is.

Today I slept from 8 PM to 4 AM. Certainly this is better for me.

>>10192528

Pepsi, because I have a caffeine addiction. Though I wish I had some beer right now...and maybe some food too.

>>10193001
You could always use use 24h time to avoid any confusion. If you're confused at first, you can just subtract 12 from every hour past 12. If the clock says 19:40, just subtract 12 and you'll see that it's 7:40PM.

>>10193012
Yeah, I know army time. But I use the normal stuff out of habit. Perhaps I should just switch all my devices over right now.

tru story time.

A couple of days ago I was lucid dreaming while napping like I usually do. I'm new to lucid dreaming so stuff like having sex doesn't work for me, I get way too excited and wake up from the dream instantly. But this time the dream was so real and vivid that I actually had to check constantly if I was still dreaming, nothing like I've had before. Usually my lucid dreams are kind of 'dusky' if I had to describe it in a made up term. Very gray and distorted.

But this one was full of rich color and I could feel every movement I was making. All my lucid dreams start with me getting up from my bed and then performing a reality check (hold my nose and breathing through it). After that I walk out of my room and into the living room. I rarely see other people in my lucid dreams but this time there was a little girl with blonde hair sitting on my couch watching TV. She looked so real that I had to do several double takes. I'd estimate she was about 13 years old, kinda reminded me off that little vampire girl from that one anime I haven't even watched (Bakemonogatari? or something). I moved closer to her and she looked at me and smiled. I can't remember exactly what happened next but then she was sucking my cock with me sitting on the couch. Unfortunately the dream ended soon after that.

TL;DR lucid dreaming is p. cool.

(sorry for spamming this shit but thought my fellow truNEETs might get inspiration out of this)

>>10192934
I love winter. Every sidewalk is completely covered in dry snow that doesn't crunch under your feet and everything is so white and clean. Took a 3 hour walk with an audiobook a couple of days ago, it was awesome.

>>10193034
I used to try lucid dreaming in the past. I only achieved it a few times and woke up very fast. These days I have trouble remember any dream that isn't a vivid nightmare so I don't write anything down in my dream diary. I don't want to remember my nightmares.

Your story was very interesting (and lewd) and if you wanna post more, I say go for it. I find dreams to be fascinating.

>>10193034
I always experience a crushing sense of loss after dreams like that. They make we want to stop being a NEET and experience things in real life.

>>10193046
Most of my lucid dreams end before they start, not much to talk about. This one inspired me to really start working on my lucid dreaming technique.

>>10193047
I doubt you could have sex with a loli in real life.

>>10193056
Oh he could. He could. It's just a matter of not going to jail and being raped by 50 niggers because of it.

>>10193034
I stopped actively attempting to lucid dream a few years ago, but I still regularly have about one lucid dream per night that I can remember, although I don't record my dreams anymore so I usually forget what happened a few minutes after waking up.

I stopped lucid dreaming because I felt l was wasting so much time sleeping, and perhaps because I wasn't very good at it, I never felt fully awake when lucid dreaming. I felt I would only be operating at about 50%, maybe max 75%, of my normal capacity, although that might just be because I wasn't very good at it. Also, the whole reality check stuff caused me to start confusing my dreams with reality, which I didn't like.

Also I think I might have narcolepsy, but I don't think simply reading about it on wikipedia is an accurate diagnosis.

>>10193056
>I doubt you could have sex with a loli in real life.
Thankfully, I am not a pedophile, I am not exclusively attracted to lolis.

I had a dream a few months ago in which I was walking on sunny day with a girl close to my own age. We held hands and talked about random things. I felt so carefree, secure and happy. When I woke up I nearly cried.

>>10193071
I've had close to 100% success with getting lucid dreams with the 'wake up back to bed' technique. (sleep for 6 hours wake up stay up for 30 mins and go back to sleep.)

I'm drinking coffee.

The effect of the caffeine startles me. I don't drink coffee that regularly, and the caffeine makes everything that I do suddenly seem immensely more interesting, and my ability to focus drastically increases.

>>10193204
cool, most people get no satisfaction from it but they can't function without it. Not a smart addiction to pick up.

>>10193204
Coffee makes everything I do seem really pointless and I feel real guilty.

>>10193204
Coffee makes my entire body speed up and I can feel my bowels.

>>10193204
A couple cups of coffee help me stay up and concentrate on whatever I'm doing but I end up feeling terribly sick.

Coffee has no effect whatsoever on me. I can drink it before going to bed and have no trouble falling asleep. I wonder if I have to drink a lot to feel something different.

>>10193222
>feel my bowels
I hate that shit. It feels so nasty.

the pilot light on my furnace went out a few days ago and i cant get it to stay lit. i think this is the end

>>10193222
>>10193234

>feel my bowels

What?

>>10193076
Thankfully I've had nothing but terrible experiences with real life girls so I dont feel sorrow when I manage to have a nice dream experience.

Going to have coffee with my girlfriend this morning before heading to work. The cafe is pretty cool because they make pancake sandwiches (eggs, bacon, sausage and potatoes wrapped in a pancake).

>>10193286
Whoa what the

>>10193286
Sounds great! Have a nice day.

>>10193286
ZUN!Bar has a GF!?

>>10193286
whoa thats gay as fuk

>>10193034
I have lucid experiences like this one.

My lucid dreaming attempts go back to high school, and my dreams were completely complex.
For example, in one of them, I was in my classroom and we were just hanging out, and the door was closed and for some reason no one approached the window. The air was extremely heavy and a music like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75_dkomdYlg
I was completely sure that we were in real life, and that the classroom was locked by something more than a human. I then asked in an anime-like voice pretending to be a badass, for a mirror, and when I looked at it I was sucked in and woke up.

Another one of my lucid experiences is after I finished playing Clannad. I entered some kind of shitty emotional crisis, and howled at the very gods for putting me in a world that wasn't Clannad's. I seriously thought of nothing else. That night, I had a dream that I entered a place where there was no floor, just pink clouds and a door on it that said "Go". A guy appeared with a bunch of keys and told me "Your wish was way too strong. I had to come. Choose, go there and start over, and be wiped of this dimension". I didn't do a reality check, so I told him to go ahead. Next thing I remember (when I try more than this, my head hurts like hell) is that I was walking in a pair of tight, tight shoes. I was walking to school and two classmates caught on me. They called me Iku and greeted me happily. "What the..." I said to my self, noticing that they were 2D. I then looked at my chest, and heard the voice of the guy with the keys "Don't! Idiot!".
I woke up, realising that the dream was me going to 2D. I just recall, from the rest of the day, standing still in my bed, just feeling my feet like if I just took a pair of tight shoes off.

>>10193286
- sent from iPhone 5
- at Starbucks.

>>10193288
It's actually kind of burrito shaped. They also fry the pancake and give you this huge soup bowl of syrup to dunk it in.

I don't drink alcohol because I live in a shitty state that has a evil alcohol monopoly that won't deliver to your door. Therefore I just buy drugs from a dude that delivers to my doorstep. It makes my sleep very comfy and I am writing a book while smacked out of my mind.

I drink 3 cups of pitch black coffee everyday. Not because I get kicks from it but it makes me shit like a fiend and I enjoy that hollow feeling of emptiness.

>>10193290

His video game girlfriend stupid.

>>10193310
name one(you can't)

I'm fucking lonely. I've signed on Skype and Steam waiting for someone to message me, but all my friends/acquaintances are sleeping.

Normally at times like this, I would watch some anime, but I've eliminated pretty much all my backlog recently. There is nothing more I feel like I need to watch. What I really want is a bottle of vodka to sink the time with.

-Sent from my iPhone

Pure little girls don't do drugs.

>>10192528
Coconut coffee. Really tasty.

>>10192528
smoothies
i make them with bananas, raspberries, yoghurt and a little bit of syrup
tastes great, easier than cooking + it is really filling

damn, I was really anxious and nervous as it was and I drank too much coffee. Now my heart is going to explode, its over.
You can never win.

>>10193365
I guess you are already dead, huh?

Which shall I watch first? I don't have the attention span for a VN.

Water.

>>10193384
I don't have the attention span to answer. Maybe if you asked nicely I might later.

(Ethiopian Amaro Gayo) coffee

>>10193384
Welcome to the NHK

I drink coke.

>>10193384

>>10193384
Yosuga no Sora. Skip the rest.

>>10193392
I'm sorry, Anonymous, I didn't realise my post was so rude. I'll be sure to double-check in the future.

That's a list of anime I downloaded this morning. I've been taking good advantage of my fast new connection. I can't decide which to start with.

Like a lot of NEETs, I lack the motivation to try new things, so a guide would be nice. If you could take the time to recommend one from the list, I'd really appreciate it, and thank you in advance.

P.S.: If there are any other shows you'd recommend, please let me know!

I just fapped and felt nothing

God dammit

>>10193458

I ejaculated two times today. I'm pretty proud of myself.

>>10193463
I only fap for that feeling of calmness that lasts around 15 seconds right after orgasm.
For that short time frame I have no worries.

>>10193515

I like to go to sleep afterwards, it's nice.

>>10193454
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2SJjnyTojo

>>10193519
Russian here. This song. You have no idea... hahahahahahhaha

Monday today.
How was your first day back at work guys?

>>10193454
I'm sorry for going down on you like that, my post was even ruder, please forgive me! It wasn't even really something I should have done in the first place, because I don't have the attention span to watch anime.

>>10193547
There's no need to apologise, all is forgiven automatically on /jp/. Take it easy!

>>10192603
>>10192607
Were you being mean to me?

I am so fucking depressed.

I really want to drink Sake, but I have no idea what's good, or where to buy it.

I drink Kirin and Sapporo.

When I woke up I started masturbating before realizing someone was doing house work in the next room, so I stopped. When they left I continued and ended up ejaculating up onto my chest.

These are the kinds of surprises that keep me going.

>>10194852
How's that working out for you?

>>10194869
Depressingly.

I created an OC and, drew her. and I have now been masturbating over her frequently.
This is the closest thing to love I've ever felt.

In many ways she's the perfect waifu, and all mine.
No one elses.
No one else has ever seen her, she's 100% pure.

>>10194918
Hey Pygmalion.

hi guys, i'm not neet but i know someone who is

i often think though, do you feel guilty being neet?

before, for a long time i did nothing but stay inside and play video games and watch tv and movies. i felt so bad that everyone else in my house was going to work and had duties except me. i really felt guilty that i was doing nothing and maybe i felt like a disappointment to my family. do you guys feel this or do you really enjoy your neet life?

Iced coffee.

>>10194939
I don't have anything to feel guilty about. If I stole money or something, then maybe I would, but right now I'm trying not to be a fuss to anyone and I'm staying out of everyone's way.

>>10194861
I bought a 1.5L bottle of sake online recently for christmas. No idea what to expect

>>10194999
Don't forget to heat it up first.

>>10194939
I imagine that most NEETs leeching off their parents would feel guilty, especially if their parents aren't rich.

Monetary issues aside, no parent wants to see their child sit alone at home all day and consume shitty Japanese substitutes for real social, romantic and sexual experiences. They will never get to be proud of your successes, will never converse with your close friends and won't meet your life companion. Of course it's not your duty to live your life the way they want you to, but that reality won't make them any less sad or disappointed. That's another thing to feel guilty about.

>>10194918
Post pics?

>>10194939
For being a NEET, no. Sometimes for things related to my NEEThood, like being socially insensitive or being indifferent toward people who may have genuinely cared about/wanted to hang out with me, yes. However, living as a NEET is basically my life dream, so for that I'm not guilty.

>>10194939
no
>>10195113
Shut the fuck up please.
>most neets
>shitty Jap subs for real socal...
>life companion
>blah blah
No serious just shut the fuck up and get off my board, forever. I'm serious.

>>10195178
truNEET pride 4lyfe

Water and iced tea.

Drinking some soda, coming down from my datura trip from yesterday. Shit was crazy.

>>10194939
Yes, and when I grow up I'll hate myself even more than I already do for wasting so much time locked up in my room playing games and masturbating to cartoons. I wish my mother had aborted me. Have you stopped to take a look at the big picture recently? I'm 22 years old, and I'm spending nearly 14 hours a day on a site full of underageb&, gelbooru imagedumbs, YLYL threads. This isn't what I want to be doing 10 years from now, but I don't know what I want to do either. While most people out there aspire to do something, I'm aspiring to NOT do something, you could call it a non-dream or a non-vocation. Weird, isn't? Not really, because I've burnt all my bridges, and at this point my most realistic dream for the future is the one where a stranger kicks down my door and drags me outside to travel the world and live exciting adventures. Before anyone flips out, no, I'm not interested in socializing, working or having sex either. I'm completely lost. A lot of NEETs invested their wealth of free time into their hobbies and became wondrous artists, sculptors, philosophers and whatever else, but I didn't. Remember that guy from 3rd grade who was taking violin lessons and loved them? Or that other guy who spent all his free time playing with the piano and jumped with excitement every time he was near one? Well I was the one who was obsessed with videogames, and they didn't leave me any marketable skills. They're the pace-setters. I'm the excrement on their shoes

What do our NEET fitness otaku make for a post workout meal?

I just mix protein powder into water, milk and coconut water and call it good.

>>10195113
Most of all I feel guilty for causing trouble to my society. I know that this is typical hick talk but the partial importing of American individualism was performed too fast and thoroughly. The elderly understand what's going on but their children aren't listening. It's amazing how the middle-aged are the ones who most vigorously refuse let go of to the collective hubris of excessive consumerism. No one actually gives a shit about iPads or other such junk.

>>10193308
This is how every man should live. Thank you for being a hero.

>>10195262

I regret this as well. I recently saw the result of someone who started sculpting and the other day was their one year mark. They went from noob to purely fantastic. One year. I've been loafing around for tons of those. I deeply regret not picking up or starting on something that interests me. I suppose it's never too late though...

Anyone else like to write stories with all the spare time they have?
I'm trying to write one. I have four chapters so far. I probably won't publish it though.

I recently posted about how it was my life dream to become a hermit scientist and solve the P=NP problem. Well,
http://junfukuyama.wordpress.com/

I am seriously fucking depressed. If this guy gets it I will probably kill myself.

>>10195299
I do that too, but I have no idea why. Nothing I've ever written has passed the 30 day test.

>>10195299
I want to write more. I have a lot of stuff going on my head all the time, and I think I'd feel better if I could get it out of me, even if only in a word-document. But I can rarely ever focus long enough, even if the stream of words is relatively steady.

I always get angry at myself because I can't finish anything, and I get scared I will make promises to myself I can't keep. Maybe the key is to just try to ahve fun and pass the time, but even if I sit at home alone and do nothing all day, the days seem really short and they slip away real easily.

>>10195299
I spend all my time thinking up stories not to write. I really want to write them but I find it difficult to start and even more difficult to continue.

Dessert: Bailey's Sundae

>>10195317
It's so satisfying. Try it dude.
What I try to do is set a deadline for myself, one chapter a week minimum.

I'm doing Omegle and two people I am spying on live near me and are both fans of a band I used to work with.

I want to talk to them and be their friends, but I can't ;_;

>>10195323

>>10195260

Protein powder shake and chunky-peanut stir-fry dish here.

Cabbage and peanuts have phytochemicals to boost testosterone naturally, and the carbs aren't that bad if you use brown-rice products. I usually need the extra bump because I'm small and attempting to make gains.

Sorry for writing a god-damned book.

>>10195339
MY MIND

>>10195326
Maybe I should try to write some before bed. I have a story I want to work on.
I try to set up deadlines too, but I have a huge stress problem (part of reason why I am a NEET) and when I get stressed I tend to shut things out entirely or even forget them entirely. But talking about it like this gives me some confidence. It's supposed to be fun, and I'm not writing for anyone sake but my very own anyway. Thank you for the encouragement!

>>10195343
I try get a glass of skim milk and a shake in PWO.

For a meal, my favourite would be large amount of brown rice, raw broccoli with humus as a side, and a red coconut milk curry with 300g chicken, a whole red onion and 6 cloves garlic.

>>10195358
You're welcome.
I'm going to be writing chapter 5 today. Good luck with your story!

>>10195323
>>10195343
I know that this is the NEET thread, but please...

>>10195388
Can I take a look? I'm so bored

>>10195394
I can't really show you for various reasons, but it's about a person with a watch that can send everyone in the world to an alternate but similar world for one hour. Depending on the hour that the watch is used, there's different rules and a different goal for that specific hour.

>tfw feel when both a mod and moot responded to a fake irc log I made and I didn't even get banned

It was a pretty <s>neet</s> day for me.

My regrets and sorrows. With tea.

>>10195427
i really wish you wouldn't break rules all the time just because you know there's no real penalty for it.

>>10195427
Simply epic.

>>10195427
>tfw feel when
>that feel when feel when

I imagine short scenes in my head all the time, with settings and characters stolen from various sources. They mostly fall in the category of wish fulfillment fanfics written by 12 year old Naruto fans, so I don't bother writing anything down. I hate my crippled imagination.

The worst thing is that I've been doing this for more than a decade and I enjoy these fantasies greatly, despite the fact that all of them are extremely similar. I've probably spent thousands of hours doing this and on many days it's primary source of entertainment. It's like I've found a reliable way to trick my brain into releasing some pleasure chemicals and I keep abusing it.

I wonder if there is a mental disorder for this thing.

Pic related, MAYU is my most recent MC avatar for this crap.

>>10195438
Rules are made to be broken and harassing the staff until they delete /jp/ just happens to be one of them.

>>10195443
I prefer 'for the win' (FTW).

>>10195427
Who are you k-ting?

>>10195462
as long as you're happy, that's all i care about, then.

>>10195462

Why would you want to delete /jp/

All my friends are here please don't delete it

>>10195462
but /jp/ is the only hivemindlet I can relate to.

>>10195472
Like I even give a fuck about what you care about.

Get over yourself.

>>10195520
i never asked you to, and i know you won't ever say it here even if you did.

>>10195520
That guy doesn't really look that edgy.

> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

> You and the stranger both like Diet Coke.

> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

;_;

>>10195520
Why are you such a bully?

>>10195427
The thing is that most on /jp/ probably knew it was fake because people do this shit all the time, but rolled with it anyway. Because ironic shitposting or some other silly reason.

But other boards started to run wild with it and honestly thought something was going to happen. Even when the fake log was posted with multiple different boards up for deletion. And now /pol/ is being retarded like always and honestly thinks they are going to be deleted for a third time. You know, because it worked so well the other times.

/jp/ doesn't even try yet our drivel snowballs into other boards. Our posting style and etiquette is rather interesting.

>>10195455
I used do this all the time when I listened to music. Now it just happens quite frequently on it's own, although I wouldn't say I gain any pleasure from it or do it intentionally. It's just something that kind of happens, most commonly re-experiencing past events or hypothetical scenarios in the future, I guess they're basically flashbacks but they're not limited to the past. Sometimes they come on so strongly I can't even remember what I was doing when I come back to my senses. In fact, I think my thought process has changed at some point, I've noticed that the vast majority of the time I'm either doing things completely absentmindedly, or having mental conversations with myself or nobody in particular.

I don't remember very much from before, so it's possible I was always like this and never noticed, and being a NEET simply gave me a lot of time to observe myself, but I can't shake the feeling this is something that happened recently, since I was pretty sharp as a kid, and lately I've been feeling the opposite. Regardless, thinking about it too much gives me headaches.

Lately it seems like just thinking feels like it takes too much effort, simple tasks seem like too much effort, even internet or video games seems like too much effort and I just lay in bed with my cat.

Sorry for not really answering your question, but I guess you could say your post brought on a NEETblog for me. Perhaps I've spent so much time here that I've started to think in 4chan format.

>>10195592
You're clearly confused. The only reason it got so much attention is because I'm a top shitposter in a league of my own.

Jaypee knew it was fake because I already posted a similar log on /jp/ before and I even said it was fake in the thread.

Please don't belittle my achievements. This was an epic day for me.

>>10195427
When did moot respond?

>>10195718
I figured you were the same person. If I remember correctly, I outed your fakeness.

>>10195600
>I used do this all the time when I listened to music
I can't do this without music. I need something fast paced and I need to be moving around my apartment.

>even internet or video games seems like too much effort and I just lay in bed with my cat.
I believe that my behavior in part is driven by laziness too. When consuming the content others have created you often have to slog through a lot of boring stuff before you get to the parts that excite you. In my own fantasies I can do minimal setup and jump straight to the best parts.

But I don't think that laziness is the right term. Perfectly justified lack of motivation is the real issue. After all the years of consuming similar content you get bored of it, law of diminishing returns kicks in full force. The content stays the same, but the set of things that make you feel good continues to shrink as you get used to the same tropes being repeatedly reused. Maybe you simply get tired of always being the observer, I don't know.

>>10195739
>>>/pol/8127267

Please don't get jelly all over me.

>>10195343
>>10195379
I generally just snack on almonds. A peanut curry does actually sound really good though, I think I'll make some this week.

>>10195756
pretty epic if i must say so myself

>>10195756
You're really full of yourself aren't you.

>>10195756
Why do you have post this shit in a NEET thread? Please go away.

>>10195343
>Cabbage and peanuts have phytochemicals to boost testosterone naturally
I hope you don't actually believe that anything short of AAS is going to boost your t enough to affect muscle gain.

>>10195718
I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to offend you or belittle your achievements. I just was unaware that you were such a high-level shitposter.

I look forward to seeing more of your work in the future.

le epic shitpost
CONGRATS MAN XDDDD

>>10193308
``shit like a fiend'' sounds like something from a RATM song. Can you link a excerpt from your book?

>>10195880
Nuts are great in general, so it's not as if he should cut them from his grocery list.

>>10195746
>I need something fast paced and I need to be moving around my apartment.
Aside from the moving around part, that's basically what I would do. Listen to fast-paced music and imagine fight scenes in the style of choreography I like, or something else with some highly dramatic/emotional scenes with nameless characters. Perhaps it was wish fulfillment in the sense of being what I wanted to see in anime, not in the sense of something I wanted to happen. I was never really much of a self-insert person.

I kind of agree with you on the last part, but I'm not entirely sure anymore. I can't remember the last time I was actually excited about something, creative work or otherwise.

I just watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I really like this movie though I can see noticeable flaws with it. It's pretty "fair."

>>10196044
Have you watched the breakfast club? It's directed by the same guy.

>>10192871
Literally just don't do anything.

If you work, quit, if you're in college, just stop going and ignore any attempts they make to contact you. It's that easy.

>>10196055
I don't think I've seen the whole movie. I'll probably watch it next, I hear it's very good.

Raspberry iced tea because it was only a dollar for a 20oz can.

Tesco Value Whisky.

My girlfriend bought me a vintage bottle of red wine. I am note a big drinker but after a long day at work and a rather long dinner I suppose I will have a glass or two.

>>10196523
now you're just trolling.

>>10196523
please get banned

>>10196523
>vintage bottle of red wine
oh wow man you just trolled the gentry into the atmosphere p clever

>>10196574
So vintage, it became vinegar.

>>10196546
Except I am not. I literally had to dig around for one of those corkscrew openers and look up a how to guide on Youtube because I didn't know how to open it.

>>10196574
I am sorry I am not an expert on alcohol, anon. Maybe you can use that knowledge of yours to teach me instead of trying to troll me to Mars.

>>10196589
You know what I'm talking about.
I doubt you're the real bar. You're an impostor trying to make him look bad and destroy whatever chances he had of ever being unbanned. I really admire your dedication, but haven't you had enough?

>>10196523
I used to look up to you because I always imagined you as the biggest NEET on /jp/, and then you pull this? I hope you're happy.


I really do.

>>10196618
>>10196621
I am sure many of people would appreciate it if you would stop derailing this thread by trolling me. All I said was that I was drinking wine.

>>10196638
You also mentioned that you have a girlfriend. I think that's what people are more concerned about. Also the fact that you're an attention whoring tripfag doesn't help.

>>10196651
don't bully gigs ``kudasai''

“I come to /jp/ to discuss anime and video games. Watch me troll the fuck out of this NEET blog thread these morons are shitting up the board with, it'll be laughs.”
                       －gigsbar, /jp/ internet posting master, 2012

>>10196657
"don't bully" neo-/jp/ maymay pls go

>>10196651
Get a load of this bitter virgin. Who gives a fuck if he mentioned his qt4real gf, did you miss the part about work?

Deleting my posts but now I know your game and got your number, crazy anon. Nice attempt are derailing this thread just to troll me.

>>10196669
I'm sorry!

By the way I was drinking vintage red wine and nothing more.

>>10196669
>>10196673
You missed one, bro.
>>10193286
>oh i was just pretending to be retarded lol jokes on you xd

>>10196523
>My girlfriend bought me a vintage bottle of red wine. I am note a big drinker but after a long day at work and a rather long dinner I suppose I will have a glass or two.
>girlfriend
>work

>>10196678
Except that was true. I had a egg and cheese bagel instead because I have to watch my figure at my age. Wish I still had my kick ass metabolism.

>>10196681
https://www.4chan.org/rules#global3
https://www.4chan.org/rules#global13

>>10196690
https://www.4chan.org/rules#global3

>>10196690
I don't think you know what an avatar is

>>10196689
Please stop posting in the NEET threads if you're not a NEET. That's all.

>>10196706
Have you missed the last dozen NEET threads or

>>10196712
Or what? You have something to say fucking say it you piece of shit.

>>10196712
As they were occurring, apparently. Just went through the archives though.

>We aren't removing any boards. Stop believing shit you read on the boards—seriously.

Daaaamn, >>10195718
I haven't seen shitposting/trolling of this caliber in a long time.
moot even went on a locking spree on /q/
If what you say is the truth, then you truly are in a league of your own.

>>10196783
Go to bed, Trevor.

>>10196802
That's not even one of my patented images. Are you literally retarded or just figuratively retarded?

I've been drinking coffee, tea, and coca-cola all night. I'm making an effort to switch to water later at night so I can go to bed before 5. I have counseling tomorrow after all and I missed my prior appointment because of insomnia. My counselor is a good man and I don't want to insult him.

I wish I could drink alcohol and get drunk, though. It's too bad that my mood plummets and I just end up blacking out every time I drink.

I still miss that initial buzz. Perhaps, when I am old and have no responsibilities, I can just spend my days happily tipsy.

>>10196814
Make sure to spend a day or two engorging yourself with water and pissing a lot.
Kidney stones are pretty bad. I'm lucky enough to be gifted with a broad urethra and a manly penis so I can piss out the boulder stones with only a sting, but you might not be so lucky.

>>10196816
Why would you astroturf with an obvious image? That's fucking stupid. If you're going to try to make fun of me at least do it right.

>>10196821
I spread this out over the course of my week. I drink about a pint and a half of water before bed. I feel a bit refreshed and relaxed after I do this.

>>10196783
I wish I had a screencap of the global announcement when moot had to tell people to not save things as .js and run them. It was something like "Stop saving shit as .js and running it. Are you people seriously this fucking stupid?"

To this day, I regret not screencapping that. But how was I supposed to know that those stupid brown boxes would culminate with Cornelia.

Today I told my parents I don't want to attend Christmas because I hated receiving gifts with no way to give anything. I said I didn't care what, I just didn't want to be here when everyone's here. They said nothing, so I don't know what's going on. In the best case scenario I'd like to take the car and get myself some KFC, worst case I'll have to leave on foot.

How do I get brain problems for stupid people money and food stamps?

>>10197221
You're already on the right path. All you need to do is swallow the guilt and looks of pity/disgust people give you as you go redeeming those aid intented for the lowest scum of society.

>>10192568
You're drinking it out of a jar, aren't you.

I knew Gerstmann browsed /jp/.

>>10192842
based on what?

Who is that girl, OP? I think I am falling in love with here

>>10197303
Pretty sure it's the Girlfriend from Houkago Play.
I just call her Sexlegs.

At the moment some cola.
Slowly losing the war against alchoholism, so probably by New Years I'll be as drunk as possible for as long as I can get with a bottle of Russian Standard and a barely touched bottle of Jager.

>>10197246
I can tell you are trying your best to be articulate but your words and grammar are all wrong.

>>10195113
>life companion
>sexual experiences

I think mine are at the point where they realize this will never happen, they've stopped bugging me about it.

Just finished a can of pepsi.
Any NEETs here play FFXI? I'm on Asura and need some horn arrowheads. Fuck raising bonecraft. It requires too many subs and I only have woodwork/ alchemy raised.
I'll pay big bux for a stack of those arrowheads.

About to run to the water store for some water and then make some tea. Either mugicha or houjicha.

>>10200472
>water store

I am unfamiliar with this, can you explain more about it? Which country do you live in?

>>10200491
he's probably one of them merfolk

living under the ocean..have to distillate the water

>>10200472
>>10200491
>>10200523
I lol'd.

>>10200491
Here in America there are filtered water dispensers at the groceries. I don't understand why people are so afraid of the water. I actually went to a talk given by a researcher in the field of water quality and she said it's perfectly safe to drink from the tap.

>>10200530
It also has the benefit of fluoride if your country provides that.

>>10200530
>>10200539
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/07/24/idUS127920+24-Jul-2012+PRN20120724

>>10200545
Oh my, who is this nefarious man in your picture and why is he always trying to screw me over?

>>10200545
Sounds like a biased study.

>>10200545
I read on Above Top Secret that the Nazis used fluoride in concentration camps to make the prisoners docile and infertile.

I can't find anything about it besides one chain email, but apparently the source is one of the hearings at the Nuremberg Trials so it has to be true.

Snow Queen Vodka and Benihama Plum Wine.

>>10200572
>Snow Queen Vodka

That sounds pretty gay, dude. I am just drinking some water right now and I will probably make some green tea in a bit.

How do NEETs make friends? I feel so lonely lately

>>10200639
I will be your friend. Can I have your email please?

>>10200639
you don't know what you're talking about idiot

>>10200644
okay

>>10200648
Can NEETs not feel lonely?

>>10200491
I'm in the US. It's just a store that sells filtered water, ice, empty jugs, candy, and ice cream. Most of them have little spout things outside where you can fill a water jug for a quarter a gallon.

>>10200556
your mum

>>10195566
I'd talk to you Diet Coke-kun

>>10200655
Thank you, this is very interesting to me.

Why do people buy water there? Is water not free?

>>10200556
i dont know. but he seems trust worthy

>>10200562
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/12/101208125813.htm
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/releases/143994.php
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23178196
http://www.fws.gov/contaminants/Issues/EndocrineDisruptors.cfm

Your government is making your people gay by putting estrogen in the water.

I want to kill

I was born to kill

>>10200675
Now we know why they want to suck cocks and crossdress so much.

>>10200667
Taste preference I guess. We have running water in this house but it has a weird taste, kind of chalky.

>>10200677
Maybe this image macro will cheer you up.

>>10200686
Oh, also, some houses on the outskirts of town don't have water hookups from the city so they probably stock up at water stores like the ones above.

>>10200675
Oh snap.

>>10200585
>That sounds pretty gay, dude.
>I am just drinking some water right now

*Now* who's gay, gigs?

>>10200667
Some places have very hard water that's bad for your health. Most places in the US just have ice and those little little bottles at convince stores and that's it.

>>10200644
I doubt you would like me. I won't waste your time

Do any of you NEET's have the 4chan pass thing?
I kinda want one because captcha's piss me the fuck off.

>>10200655
May I ask why you don't just buy a filter for your sick they aren't very expensive

>>10200705
The first step to making a friend would be to take advantage of a situation like this.

Drinking Bacardi Superior currently.

>>10200734
Hang in there, Sudo!

(I wanted to find a cute picture of a pig hanging for this post, but searching for "pig hanging" gave some pretty nasty results)

I heard msn was going to die so I made a skype, someone add me so I at least have one friend.

>>10200760
>nekoreimu@hotmail.com

Sugoi email address, oniichan!

>>10200737
Probably for the best that you didn't post that.

>>10200767
Arigato anon-kun

I was quite surprised it wasn't taken already.

Drinking Absolute Vodka right now with Diet Pepsi.

>>10200666
Thank you.

Also, faggots:
>>10192655
>>10192657
>>10192720
>>10193001
>>10198256
>>10200790

>>10200790
Absolut is pretty good, I had it a couple weeks back.

There are some mini bottles of flavoured Absolut vodka downstairs. They sound unappealing, except for vanilla.

I want to drink it but I think it might be a gift for someone.

>>10200821
It's alright I guess.

>>10200839
Go for it, anon, I won't tell anyone.

I always see these in my local shop and they look appealing.

Can I just mix vodka, cream and flavouring to get the same effect?

>>10200859
That sounds very gay. Just drink your alcohol like your father and his father did before you.

>>10200864
But I want to have something tasty as well as alcoholic.

I also like the cute bottles.

>>10200858
Yeah, it's good but it's not really worth the premium price, imo. My go-top vodka is Vikingfjord, which is the same price in my region as Absolut.

>>10200859
>Can I just mix vodka, cream and flavouring to get the same effect?

It would be easy to make many of these with schapps/liqeur/cream and vodka, but they would probably be considerably harder (20-35% range).

If you really want it to be diluted to 5% like some underage drinking tween girl, then you'll have to add liquefied-sugar in some form so it doesn't taste like crap.

Personally, I would just learn to procure smooth vodka and craft cocktails properly.

>>10200839
If you're worried about it, you probably shouldn't.

>>10200839
Flavored vodka is for girls.

>>10200893
Before I became a recluse, mixology is something I was planning to get into. That way I could prepare cocktails for everyone and they would all have to like me.

Do I need any fancy equipment to make tasty drinks? I was considering buying a cocktail set that had a shaker and a strainer and so on.

>>10200914
They're optional if you have tupperware and wire strainers, but not so good for actually entertaining.

As for equipment, you need properly shaped glasses more than anything: martini, pilsner, old-style, wine, champagne, and Tom Collins shaped glasses for starters, in addition to your jigger and shot glasses.

>>10200914
>is

was.

I need a nap.

Good night, /jp/. Have a pleasant evening!

>>10200933
next time quote more of your post so i don't have to go tracking down one word

oyasumi~

>Some months ago my parents forced me to get a job.
>I lied and told them I got one, spent everyday from 9-5 walking in the woods/library
>I tell them I'm saving my money and that's why I don't buy anything
>Dad wants to buy a new car and tells me to loan him my money
>I keep telling him that I'll do it tomorrow
>They are starting to suspect
>My dad might literally kill me, he has killed siblings before and hates when people lie to him, not to mention that he resents my existence

I'm quoting my suicide note.

>>10201000
>he has killed siblings before
Uh, what?

>>10201000
epic story dude.

>>10201010
He is a cop and had a fight with one of his cousins.

He and his son disappeared and everyone believes that my dad did it but no one wants to go against him.

>>10201000
>>10201036

If your story is true, you might want to get the hell out of dodge by Greyhound/Megabus, Anon. Do you have any money whatsoever?

>>10201000
>>10201036

Scary,
you should get out while you can.

>>10201036
Whattafack man? Why do you even talk to him?

>>10201049
>>10201053
I don't have any money. I don't have time to sell anything.
>>10201056
Because I'm too autistic to get a job.

I have a plan to beat myself up and say that a black guy stole my money, he hates niggers so he might believe it but it sounds too fantastic too work.

>>10201036

Call the police
Tell them your dad is trying to kill you
Wait 5-10mins
Go tell your dad that your a are no good NEET and he can fuck himself
Take a beating just as the cops arrive