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If I had a little daughter I would name her Alice, Sara, Jessica, or Marissa . Those seems like cute names.

le priorities face

But a girl can't be a daddy!

For some reason, the name I adore most, male or female, is Alex[ander/andria].
It's one that can be short and cute or long and impressive depending on the situation.

Also, source? Can't just file search a cropped panel.

I got my sister to name her baby Eden because that seems like a name pretty people would have

>>10182233
I like Izabella and Priscilla.
Ashley and Megan are okay too. Why does Ashley sound like a slutty name though? On second thought, maybe not Ashley.

>>10182233
>Sara
>Jessica
I hate those names. I could try to rationalize my hatred in words, but it isn't enough. Marissa sounds like a black name. Alice is good. I'm also partial to "Anna" and "Claire."

>>10182283
>I like Izabella and Priscilla.
Mexican names.

>Why does Ashley sound like a slutty name though?
I think it's a very pretty name. I like Ashton more though.

I knew a girl named Ashley. I had a crush on her growing up. Last time I saw her was still short and had a very flat body. Last I heard she got married, so she's probably not flat anymore if she's a mother.

I like the names Michelle, Alice and Anastasia/Ana.

Anna is cute too.

I have always like Alice.

I like the name Stacey, but I've never met a nice Stacey. Robin is also a nice name.

What about Christina? Samantha is nice...

hi i just finished witch house and corpse party, what is this lb game ?

>>10182283
My sister's name is Ashley, shes a slut.

Mirage Blackheart is a cute name

I would just get a random name.

Esmée

>>10182449
Is that name legally allowed?

>>10182517
The government is legally required to address you in any fashion you wish.

>>10182436
Funny, that's my sisters name, and she dresses like one, and is a huge bitch.

>>10182558
Not true
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/26/baby-hitler-parents-lose-custody-kids-even-though-judge-says-no
-abuse/

>>10182641
That might be a special case....

>>10182641
To be fair, the kids did not decide on those names, the parents did.

Amanda or Alice if I'm burdened with a girl. Chet if burdened with a boy. I won't be the greatest dad ever, but I'll make up to it because the kids would have the coolest names. Chet Williams sounds amazing.

i would name my daughter, eighter daisy bell or lily of the valley

Some of the names I like the most are Alexandra, Clara, Angela, Angelina, I can't think of anything else right now. The problem is that if I had a daughter I wouldn't be able to give her any of those names, because they all end in 'a', and my last name starts with 'A'. I guess I'd have to call her Alice.

>>10182233
Victoria is a the best name for a woman.

What's up with /jp/ liking mexican names.

>>10184941
Are you a spic?

>>10184951
maybe he is English

>>10184952
The have proper naming sense.

>>10184952
They're Spanish names you uncultured Amerifat.

If I have a girl, I'll name her Remilia(or Emilia if that won't fly) or Maya.

If I have a boy... uh, fuck, I don't know. I really don't want to have a male kid, I would be a horrible father for a boy.

Name Hypno kids/jp/.
I trust you in this one.

>>10184963
That's exactly what he said. Are you perhaps trying to imply that there are 2 kinds of greasers?

>>10184992
dick dicks dicksy dickstein xD

>>10184963
Back to /int/ with you, lost adventurer.

Tammi should be used more, as should Betty.

Why is Alice such an awesome name?

Why is Alice such an beautiful name?

Lily is nice

Mia--

I'd go with Maya. In theory. In practice, I will never have children and kill myself before 30. Still three years left.

I love andromede or Parsee... i find them charming...

for a boy, i'll go with Kolmogorov-Arta-Xerces II !
... well if it isn't allowed, then Acheron would be nice

>>10193643
> Kolmogorov-Arta-Xerces II
Does it mean that you or one of your ancestors had this name?

>>10182641
I like how people don't bother to read laws. You can't name your children anything completely insane or names that offend people.

Maya would be a nice name for a girl but people would probably mispronounce it as Maija, which would be annoying. I guess I would go with Saya for a girl and Aki (a proper name around here) for a boy.

I'm naming my child Meduka Homu Meguca, regardless of gender.

I'm going to call my firstborn "Lincoln'); drop table student; commit;"

>>10193685
This wasn't funny when SQL injection first became mainstream and certainly isn't funny now.

>>10182271
Sounds like a cheap prostitute's name like Ferrari and Angel.

if someday i had a daughter

i gonna call her reimu

i think is a cute name

>>10193662
Xerces yes, other...no, i just find their name fucking epic

julia!

>>10193677

Thankfully people like you are banned from the gene pool.

I'm going to name my son Ping-Ping just to piss him off.

>>10182233
I love the name Milly. Not sure about boy's names though, they all sound ugly in my opinion.

Someone tell me how the fuck isn't "Remilia" an actual existing name.

>>10193859
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/?first=remilia&last=
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/?first=&last=remilia

>>10193873
I haven't seen it in any dictionary.
Also
>last

I'm such a weaboo it would be Gintoki if it's a boy and Marisa if it's a girl. If the mother doesn't agree I'll abandon her without any money to show her I'm a man who puts great importance in good taste.

Sauce on op's image? Have being looking for a while and reverse search obviously doesn't work.

Goku xXSephiroth420Xx SSJ3

>>10193964

Thank you for that asian jew pic. Here have a tenjew in exchange.

>>10193671
So if a random faggot sues you because you offended him that's your fault, and not his for getting analpained over petty shit?
Where's your freedoms at murikkkan?

>>10182233
I like 'Alice'. I have a family member that is named 'Alice'. I don't like names that end with an 'a' though, like the other names you are proposing. I like names that end with other vowels though.

>>10182395
It's a horror puzzle game. I have played a bit through it, and I kind of liked it. Just search for 'Ib game' on Google or DuckDuckGo, and it should be easy to find an English translation.

Pic related. It's fan art. I think the protagonist looks nice. Really love the sprite art too.

Polite sage for off-topic.

>>10193974
No it means you can't have a name like Jewstein Moneybags or Nigeer Biglips.

>>10194011
>Polite sage for off-topic.
Please don't ever do that again if you continue to post on /jp/.

>>10194092

>Jewstein Moneybags

You do realize that Goldberg, Goldfingers and all the other jewish jew names are already meant to sound that money leeching on purpose right?

>Nigeer Biglips

I already saw a black named Blacky. I nearly shat myself in laughter.

One day, Mokou was out shopping with the neet. They drank a lot of lemonade and had to piss, so they went to the bathroom together. While Mokou was doing her business, the neet stuck her head under the stall divider.
"So what do you think of that new dress? Shit is so cash, right?"
"Kaguya, you can't do that!" Mokou screamed. "Get out!"
Mokou started kicking the neet in the face, but the neet braved the pain and slithered under the divider and into the spacious stall. The neet carefully squirmed her arm under Mokou's leg and began to finger her. This caused Mokou's piss stream to intensify, a golden torrent rivaling a fire hydrant. The piss was powerful enough to knock down the stall door, sending it crashing into the far wall. Picking Mokou up by her underarms, the neet carried her around as a mobile piss cannon, blasting holes in walls and ripping apart innocent shoppers in a wall of hot urine. When Mokou was finally exhausted, the pair stood in the ruins of the mall, knee--deep in a golden lake. Piss mixed with shoppers' blood rained down from what was left of the ceiling. Too embarrassed to even move, she offered no resistance as the neet shoved her head underwater and drowned Mokou in her own piss. The neet whipped out her cell phone and called Cirno, informing the fairy of a whole new lake that just formed that she can play in.
FIN

>>10194550
That was extremely erotic, do it again.

>reviving dead threads
>shit threads
you're so reported man

>>10182228
Don't die yet, I want to read the thread!

>>10182641
So you can't give your children legit names like Adolf, but you can call them Dick or Bush?
WTF america?!

>>10199772
Dick is a shortened version of Richard.

>>10194128
>shat myself in laughter
Are you sure that wasn't from being beaten up?

>>10199772
Dick is just short for Richard. Bush is a surname, you don't pick those.

>>10199782
>>10199790
>Dick is a shortened version of Richard.
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT IT?!

Where the fuck is the "D" in "Richard"?

>>10194550
Always thought this should end in something like:

"That was quite an interesting method of making a lake, what do you call it," Cirno asked.

"The Aristocrats!"

>>10199802
Richard -> Rick -> Dick

>>10199802
Jack's a short version of John.
Let that sink in a second.
Hank is Henry.
And if you ever see a mexican call someone Nacho, that guy's full name is Ignacio, but this one sort of makes sense.

>>10199802
Richard goes to Rick, then changes to Dick. D is a bit easier to hear than R. Same goes for Robert to Bob. B is easier to hear than R.

Plus, you have /jp/'s favorite, Loli, short for Delores.

>>10199821
>Jack's a short version of John.
No it isn't.

>>10199823
You just made that up.

>>10199811
>>10199821
>>10199822
English language is so fucking stupid.
GODDAMN!

>>10199836
You're just being sarcastic, right?

BTW, Where's this from?
>>10182228


Is it H?

>>10182233
Risaia/Lizaia, Lenneth, Ingrid are the names I like the most.

I'd also settle with Ashleigh, Alisse/Alice.

Reimu is also kind of cute.

I'll name my children after delicious fruits and sweets!

I like the names Jenna, Mia and Sheba.

>>10199885
You playing dat dem there Golden Sun?

Does everyone on /jp/ actually want to raise a family? I thought you had lost all desire for such things.

>>10199909
It's less a question of desire and more of possibility. Although, you can always be sour grapes about it.

>>10199909
Not really, but naming things is fun!

>>10199907
Are you bullying me?

>>10199925
Well, the games definitely feel outdated, but you're cool anyways anon so I'll let it slide.

I love elegant sounding names like Elisabeth, Violet Baudelaire, or Angelique.

>>10199909
I dont want to raise a whole god damned family. Just a cute and slightly tomboyish daughter.

>>10199964
You think you're man enough to be a single father?

>>10199957
Beatoriche

>>10199967
I dont know. I mean I think we could get by somehow
<s>I would hope ;_;</s>

>>10199971
Your autismbux will feed her.

>>10199971
There's no point to spoiler that. Why did you do it?

>>10199985
It's where I keep my inner thoughts and worries. I dint want to surprise you either.

>>10199985
<s>Dramatic impact.</s>

>>10199909

Normalfriend thread.

These "I WUD NAME MAI DAUGHTERU SAKUYA XD" discussions are seriously 80% Gaia entry level weeaboo bullshit. Next thing it'll be the classic "My mom thinks anime is totally just like cartoons so I'm gonna make her watch Evangelion to prove it's mature!!!!!!!!"

You should know better, /jp/, seriously.

>>10200028
Good post man, I'll remember to remember it again while I'm watching Yuyuko Hakusho with my friends who I go to parties with and hangout with our GFs.

>>10200049

No problem. For future reference, I am the resident zen philosopher of /jp/. If you ever need to summon my assistance simply create a thread as impressively shitty as this one and I appear from thin air.

>>10200059
>zen philosopher

What's that word that means something mortal men can't understand? Something like intangibility, but not that.

Please respond. I read it while reading about zen. It was on Wikipedia but I can't find it again.

>>10199836
Delores -> Lolita -> Loli
<s>But you already knew that and you are just trolling.</s>

Or, if you think she'll make a good stripper\whore when she grows up, just go straight for Lolly. It's better than something like Candy or Lovely or Tashandra, and still contains your horrible secret.

I wound name my daughter Yuuka after my waifu then fuck her and name her daughter Yuuka too

>>10193954
http://exhentai.org/g/474720/15fe20a078/

>>10199855
see
>>10200279

Zen is shit.