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http://www.japanenglishteacher.com/job/view/1613

whats your excuse of not being an english teacher in japan?

>> No.10198400

Because I'm not a faggot? Fuck off poz

>> No.10198399

"You must currently be living in Japan"

>> No.10198398

We have these threads all the time, dude. We're aware this is a thing that can be done. I think there's even a JET thread right now.

My excuse is fuck you.

>> No.10198409

Because im not a fucking weeaboo, weeblord

>> No.10198406

Someone post that YouTube video about the TRUTH of teaching English in Japan.

Basically it's not that good.

>> No.10198414

>High School or Below
no degree necessary ?

>> No.10198418

>>10198409
I got something that's close.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzCy3kipXVs

>> No.10198419

Japan is that company that makes my porn games, right?

>> No.10198421 [DELETED] 

I don't speak Japanese, so

>> No.10198425

>>10198421
Than what the fug are you doing here, loser?
Why don't you go back to /vg/ and discuss translated VNs?

>> No.10198429

>>10198414
Little girls only.

>> No.10198434 [DELETED] 

>>10198425

Uh, excuse me?

You ought to be shot if you've spent a moment of your time on learning a shitty outdated language just so you can be a le epic truweaboo. Get outta my sight before I bust you in the mouth.

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10198439

>>10198434

>> No.10198454

>>10198439
a shilling and thirtyninepence for a grape
r u havin a giggle m8

>> No.10198500

>>10198390
<s>Because I make much more money as dentist.</s>

>> No.10198510

>>10198500
<s>______surprise!______</s>

>> No.10198905

>>10198434
What the fuck was that? Japan is like the most important country in the word, and their language is too you swine. And it's not to be a "le true epic weeaboo" its to be closer to their amazing culture and fascinating country.

>> No.10198916

>>10198390
I read that guy Arzrael's blog about his experiences teaching in Japan and wondered why he didn't just let them touch his dick and be done with it, instead of spending months dodging them every day. I probably wouldn't last very long as a teacher with that kind of rational mind.

>> No.10198932

>>10198390
No bachelor's degree.

>> No.10199037

>>10198418
Besides being a bit blunt, Korea sounds pretty awesome

>> No.10199049

Think they'll take someone with a bachellors in Italian Studies?

>> No.10199075

>>10198905
Fuck off, Sean.

>> No.10199078

-don't live in japan
-going to community college so no bachelors degree in the near future

>> No.10199113

you shouldn't. They don't make much money. And japanese students are all snobby asses that don't listen to class anyways

>> No.10199125

Japanese are racist.

>> No.10199126

if you bothered learning japanese you could teach english in a real school properly instead of being a dumb weeaboo who earns minimum wage for doing practice classes orwhatever shit they make you turbonerds do

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>>10199126
"If someone gives you advice, it is in his own interest." -- Tunisian Proverb

>> No.10199230

>>10199163

the proverb is wrong

>> No.10199258

>>10198390
kanto supiiku ingrishi

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10199298

>whats your excuse of not being an english teacher in japan?

That's not how it works.

The real question: what's your excuse for being an English teacher in Japan?

>> No.10199508

>>10199298
To save on shipping cost and see many loli every day.
Is what I'd like to answe, but Jesus crhist, I've got no fucking job, man.

>> No.10199871

>>10199163
>Sandniggers
>philosophy

Choose one.

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10199901

I went to college with a guy that went to Japan intending to become an English teacher. He was an openly homosexual weeaboo that walked around with cat ears and was part of the anime club.
I really disliked him.

>> No.10199904

>>10199871

I choose sandniggers. Now that I have sandniggers, I can modify my item however I choose. I'll stick philosophy right at the end of sandniggers to create sandniggers philosophy!

>> No.10199913

>>10199904
"Can't combine!"
Minimum intelligence required: 50
Sandnigger's Intelligence: 12

Well, you're still good in strength and charm...

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