/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10165242
Hah, I just realized that's not a swimsuit.

>>10165311
Oh my, Zukki and Riho are equally fat.

http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?app=xbt&CODE=details&torrent=53470

The torrent with Gaki-san and Ai-chan going to Europe to meet Autistics is up. Describe your feelings during and after watching it, because I just can't bring myself to watch idols interact with the dregs of society.

>>10165321
Not really, Zukkis shorts appear to be sitting higher on her waist in order to hide her fat. Also an easy give away is the difference in the size of their thighs.
Try again.

>>10165327
It was embarrassing to watch for anyone. But hey, I got to see AiGaki on tv man.

>>10165321
Look at their legs.

>>10165338
I'm scared what kind of an emotional rollercoaster that video will make me go through.

>>10165327
Only the dead can know peace from this evil.

Last thread was vol 21, this thread is vol 23
Why would you do that?

>>10165672
No, last thread was 22. I fucked up with its naming. Check the archives/links if it will appease your autism.

>>10165705
Oh, okay then

My autism would be appeased if only you shortened the thread title to H!P instead of Hello! Project, so I can see the thread number on the thread watcher.

>>10165883
?

Which H!P would you want as your best friend and confidant?

>>10166280
Maimi seems like a good bet. She seems to be straightforward, likable and empathic while I don't really want to fug her that much.

>>10166280

>>10166703
Well that's what I'd call plain.

Riho is so boring I was almost astonished when I noticed the nevus in her right arem. That's easily her most interesting trait, which obviosly isn't much. She should grow out of the cider shit and develop an actually interesting idol personality or MM is doomed.

>>10167064
Yeah, she should be more like Zukki.

>>10167099
Fat and unfunny? I hope your being "ironic" or whatever it's called nowadays.

Name an event that's happened to Morning Musume and is better that Reina's graduation.
You can't.

>>10167209
Aika messing up her foot and graduating?

>>10167209
This.
Although I can't wait to listen to what her band can do.
I feel conflicted.
Meh, 2013's not coming anyway.

What about Sayu?
What she will be doing after she graduate?
Can she do anything beside being an perfect idol?

>>10165311
Zukki made it her mission to ruin every group picture.

>>10168125
sayu will get a new hair style.

>>10168671
A crew cut or something?

>>10168695
sure, why not.

AiGaki live now.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/amebastudio

>>10165311
>>10168524
I dont see how any of them can ruin a picture with such succulent and sweaty toes such as theirs being exposed mmmmm

Reminder that these pair of legs will be leaving MM and H!P next year.

>>10169201

Best legs in MM, but I can smell all that old semen on them, just by looking at this picture.

>>10169402
You don't like semen?

>>10169402
>I can smell all that old semen
Go take a bath man. Throw out all those old tissues lying around and spray some air freshener, jeez.

>>10169423

Learn to read, turbonerd.

>>10169423
shes talking about how she gets fucked by old men every night, you dumb aspie.

>>10169429
She doesn't. I hope you die.

>>10169432

Look at him, he thinks his favorite Idol is pure.

>>10169432
Yeah people with zero talent become idols just because they are cute. LEL

>>10169439
>zero talent
What is delusion

>>10169429
>>10169423
It was a joke. Why are you guys so mad?

No thread is safe from retarded shitposters.

>>10169450
Is that a threat?

>>10169459
It was an observation.

This thread is such an embarrassment compared to the AKB ones. We have these two or three fucking idiots who have to shit it up every time and ruin any decent discussion.

>>10169698
Are you really so delusional that you think these girls didn't have to suck any cock to get their jobs?

>>10169710

Sure they are, they are idolfags...

>>10169710

Well, there is one girl that didn't had to.

>>10169720
So you're basically saying AKB threads are much better because they're infested with casuals.

Which LinLin is your favorite LinLin?

>>10169871

Cool one.

>>10169871
The more natural Morning Musume one. I don't like the one you posted. Her biggest appeal to me was her fun, straightforward personality that seemed to find the good parts of anything.

LinLin playing with balls.

>>10169854
She looks kinda retarded in that.
Ichiban kawaii.

>>10169854
Fat.

Jaypee, you need to toughen up to bullying a little bit. If someone is obviously saying something to make you mad, you should ignore it or you can tell the teacher about it like we were instructed in all of those anti-bullying programs in school.

>>10170104
Fuck you. The teachers didn't care and ignoring didn't work. I wish some had told me it's fine to to be violent as fuck even if it seems to work against your cause on short term.

>>10170159
>wish some had
Should be 'someone', sorry about thatö.

>>10170159
How sweaty are you right now?

>>10170174
Not at all, which I find quite surprising, actually. Might be due to the fact my flat is cold as a grave right now.

>>10170183
I had imagined a heavily perspiring Jaypeer typing away as I read you're first post. Just checking.

>>10170275
How would Saki sweat in ancient Greece? Would you drink the product?

>>10170308
I am unfamiliar with the climate of ancient Greece but I would drink the nectar of Nakky regardless.

>>10170321
Is there a H!P whose sweat you wouldn't drink? Why?
If your answer is Zukki please add another one.

>>10170338
Discounting Zukki:

The two ugly S/mileages, Grandma Mitsui, and Hagiwara Mai.

>>10170338
Haruna. All right, actually I'd do it, but it'd be just plain WEIRD, especially if she was watching.

>>10170402
Harunan is so cute and sweet. She'd probably just ask you if it tasted good after you were finished drinking.

>>10170430
Exactly. That's what's weird about her. It's creepy. And I like that an her, but I'm not too sure I'd drink her sweat.

Hey, a while ago someone posted a picture from a tv show where one of the c-ute members talked about being slightly chubby earlier in her life and laughingly said that it wasnt a very idolish trait - and then a pic of zukki smiling. Can someone post that picture again?

Sounds like something from the the Musata interview last April combined with a random Zukki picture. Just to give you something to go on with if no-one has the exact picture you want. At least I don't.

Watching this now and she kind of makes me question my misogynist nature.

Why won't they cover Operation: Mindcrime?

>>10171013

>>10171083
Not big enough hair.

Is it morally objectionable to fetishize Miyabi's chin?

Would you still love her despite her health condition?

>>10170683
Don't have the picture you are looking for, but I have the video. Here are screenshots of what you are talking about.

1 of 2

>>10171502
2 of 2

>>10169201
minimized that looks way different i thought she had a rash or bruises or something

>>10171511
Also if you wanted to hear about Airi's autism.

>>10170054
is she in trouble?

>>10171594
Captured by Triads, I'm afraid. Here is a picture of their abuse.

>>10171169
>you will never be those droplets of water running across her skin
>>10171511
Helpful Chisato is helpful. Telling Zukki to lose weight indirectly.

>>10171627
I want to abuse too.

>>10171627
have the idol defence league been informed?

is LinLin on her way to rescue her best friend while dressed as a character from a dark stalkers game?

are there any more pics?

is today a good day to buy or sell JPY?

>>10171711
Yes,
No,
Maybe,
I don't know,

As your arrive at your local national park to ride one of those sweet ass natural water slides, this gang appears before your visage. What policy do you undertake?

>>10171995
rape

>>10171995
impress them with my in-depth knowledge of all of their dance routines

>>10171995
I squeak loudly and scamper away, terrified by these strange creatures.

>>10172826

Finally some fitting outfit for Zukki.

>>10165705
That doesn't matter, none of this matters.

>>10172870

Nothing else matteeeeeers!!!

>>10172870
Are you saying you're not autistic?

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjk2MDUwODk2.html

Are there more videos where MM performs with a live band?

Ai-su-Chris (Guest: Niigaki Risa) rerun 12/06 22:30-23:30 JST
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/amebastudio

Would jaypee declare death to false metal with Reina?

>>10173719
how is gaki's korean these days? i'm so looking forward to watching her slide down a block of ice on one of their variety shows.

Tsunku and Akimoto Ysushi.

http://ameblo.jp/tsunku-blog/entry-11421696639.html

Tsunku and Akimoto Yasushi.

http://ameblo.jp/tsunku-blog/entry-11421696639.html

>>10173957
>http://ameblo.jp/tsunku-blog/entry-11421696639.html
What does it say?

>>10173967
Pleasure, etc.

>>10174423
He pleasured himself with Akimoto?

>>10174433
Yes.

>>10174423
ebin :-DDD

Japanese Ikuta being trippy.

>>10174692
Should have stayed with purple. This pea green shit is ugly as fug.

>>10175026
B-but Gaki-san...

>>10175057
It just doesn't suit the creepy musume.

Which H!P is the most unlikely to ever get cock inside her?

>>10175309

Sayu of course. She will remain pure forever.

Which Captain would you Captain?

>>10175666
which which which you which?

>>10175666
The ten year old one. Then I'd stick my ponpon in Eripon's ponpon. Also nice 666.

>>10175672
Which which which which which?

<----------------
this why the tumblr fandom is better than the jaypee fandom.

>>10175752
Ayumi is so cute.

>>10175766
>No Snoop Dogg

>>10176691
Gaki looked really good there. Ai-chan was really cute too though I don't even like that style. Is it just me or do they always get better after graduation?

In the picture we see Ikuta's reaction to Gaki in that program.

>>10175666
I'd salute my Captain if you know what I mean.

They all float down here.

>>10178498
thank goodness she is safe. i see the idol defence league did a fine job with her rescue.

>>10176762
i'd offer her horlicks or hot chocolate, if you know what i mean.

>>10178683
That is just a stock photo the law enforcement agency is using on their missing person's poster.
Here's another abuse photo.

Which

Kamei's still alive.

>>10180267
And has black hair, it seems. Great.

When was the last time you flashed your genitalia to a group of Thailanders, Jaypee?

>>10180276
She dyed it back during her graduation remember?
http://ameblo.jp/takahashiai-blog/entry-11422448079.html?frm_src=thumb_module

>>10180279
>Bearly

This time on Satoyama Life: graphic shots of old men eating sandwiches.

This time on Satoyama Life: graphic shots of old men eating sandwiches.

>>10180364
Nearly every episode has had gratuitous shots of old people being old.

;_;

>>10180980
dat aichan manscream when being pounded in the ass by that guy

>>10180980
You will NEVER be as dedicated to your work as Sayumi is to hers.

>>10181212

Pity that her job as an Idol is coming to an end.

>>10181263
I'd say she is the best ,"idol," Morning Musume out of all Musumes, past and present. Alas, all thing must come to an end.

>>10181278
Meant ,"things,".

>>10181278
Sayu is great, but at times it feels like on tv she's a parody of what people just expect ditsy idols to be (the fact that the public seems to hate her guts doesn't help).
I'd love for one of the younger girls to step up and show them what Momusu idols can be.

and props to Reina for mentioning Ayaya instead of gushing over Maki for the 1000th time, didn't even know she was a big Ayaya fan. The current roster could learn a thing or 20 from watching her old stuff.

>>10180364
Man, that's exactly what I want to see when I tune in at 1 AM to watch an show about idols.

>>10170683
That's actually my OC but I lost it for some reason.

You didn't appreciate it when I first posted it, even though I'm literally the only person that does OC in these threads. Actually, I'm probably the only person that doesn't just talk about feet or smell

>>10181431
It's so shitty that no one bothers to save it.

>>10181431
You're making it sound like idol stench wasn't completely relevant.

>>10181431
"hey guys look how valuable and important i am"

>>10178745
pardon the delay in replying - i got caught up in a forex and tixylix frenzy. i wonder what could be taking the IDL so long to rescue her. on the other hand these pictures does give one a rather pronounced chubby.

>>10181431
Hey, I appreciate your work anon.

>>10181431
If you want appreciation for your work, go to Hello!Online forums and post your OC there. They have post counts and usernames there too! Soon all will be chanting your name.

>>10181839
Hopefully she won't be sold into sexual slavery as a concubine or some shit.

>>10182471
She's probably used daily by her keepers.
Hope that the gang isn't too big, so she can catch a break now and then.

I wish I had never started watching them in TV-shows and similar, it has ruined the image I had of them back when I only obsessed about the music and the MVs. There was much more depth to the MVs when they were persons that only existed in that fantasy universe.

>>10183448
>only obsessed about the music and the MVs
You mean when you were a complete casual who had no idea what an idol was?

>>10183428
i just hope her keepers are female. what could possibly be keeping the IDL from rescuing her?

>>10183487
The rather incompetent team is on its way.

>>10183899
Also Tsunku

>>10183899
>>10183902
dear lord! i think a lame ayaya + korenaga miki would be more preferable. or...

>pic related

>>10183902
GAH MY EYES


...actually, he doesn't look so bad for an old dude.

I bet Akimoto masturbates to this picture while crying.

>>10183937
For some reason I imagine Eri-pon's sweat smells like Doritos.

>>10183448
Funny, if it wasn't for those shows I never would have gotten into the idol world. There are plenty of performers out there looking pretty and shit, but not all of them had the luxury of a weekly show to entertain us.

>>10183448
I don't know about S/mileage but without the variety shows that showcased their "personalities", I would never have followed MM.

>>10184084
>>10184106
hello! morning and haromoni@ got me through my last bout of anhedonia - true facts.

As you make your way to the room in which Classical Studies are taught at a high class boarding academy, this group of ruffians stands in the way. What would you do to resolve this situation?

>>10184494
I beat the shit out of every single one of them.

>>10184508
The next day as you look out your window, it appears as if they are waiting for you to come down for a second round of tussling.

>>10184494
I'd banish the infidels from my pure and God-fearing Christian school.

What a strange photobook

>>10184599
Do you happen to have a download link?

>>10184667
I got mine from a big torrent download of a shit load of H!P photobooks, but I did a quick search and you can find it on this site:

https://picasaweb.google.com/usagii19/HelloProjectDIGITALBOOKSVol15Berryz

>>10184667
http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?app=xbt&CODE=details&torrent=35546

Number 15, Berryz Koubou

>>10184763
Thank you.

Which H!P has the lewdest eyes?

>>10184826
This one. And not only her eyes but the whole body is screaming for severe dickings.

>>10184840
She's too cute and pure to be lewd. She doesn't seem to be a lewd character.

Risako, on the other hand is lewd as fug.

>>10184840
Ｎ－ＮＯ　ＴＨＡＮＫ　ＹＯＵ．

Seems like H!P hasn't been doing jackshit lately. Not too many TV appearance or anything coming out.

The fat one must be eating all of Harunan's food.

I think I have an unhealthy obsession with H!P feet. What should I do, jaypee?

>>10185188
Anorexic followed by normal followed by fat wtf.

>>10185887
Build a large fire and throw yourself into it.

>>10185887
enjoy every moment of it. sustain yourself with big macs or vegetarian alternatives.

Is this halal?

>>10187053
are you from /g/?

from 2ch.

>>10187804
i want to inject it with insulin.

>>10187808
For what reason?

>>10187946
Beautiful. I still don't know why there are people who hate her. She's honest and doesn't afraid of anyone.

>>10187946
her feet! that spread is beautiful.

>For what reason?
fun and games.

>The hoary one raised his head from his latest peyote-fueled fever dream with yet another epiphany. Much like with Fujimoto in 2003, the addition of other H!P artists into MM was necessary to save the flagship group. Yes! This was right! This was perfect! Still too groggy to form coherent words, he settled for clapping and barking to alert his staff that he had new orders/edicts/needed to be changed.

Amateur Tsunkus! Move one (1) member of Berryz Koubou and one (1) member of Smileage into Morning Musume as the twelfth generation. Vocal aces? Strong personalities? Can they save MoMusu, or at least curb falling single sales?

>>10188602
Variety shows are covered by the brown Musume so they don't need a strong personality. MM's dancers aren't too bad so I'd put a dancer at a lower priority. Singing is probably their weakest area. With the parameters provided, I would pick either Risako or Miyabi from Berryz. Fukuda Kanon from S/mileage, but I don't really follow them so I just picked the one that I like.

>>10188602
>or at least curb falling single sales
But they're not falling.

The purest

>>10188602
Momo and Meimi to lower the average weight.

Looks like JunJun escaped with the help of Uncle Mao.

>>10188617
Ｉｔ　ｗａｓ　ｎｏｔ　ｂｒｏｗｎ．

>>10188753
I want to force-feed her gently.

>>10188790
圆纯纯就是最好纯纯。

>>10188839
wo ai ni <3

>>10188849
>我爱你。

Itamu Hito 12-12-09

Young Jump

>>10188900
>>10188904
Has one of the more shapely figures amongst the Hello!Projects.

>>10190208
What is she thinking?

>>10190242
Probably not thinking of much seeing as cutting the apple that way seems pretty dangerous and would not be an advisable action to undertake.

>>10190303
I would cut her apple, if you know what I mean.

I really wonder how smart Michishige is.

>>10190384
>I would cut her apple, if you know what I mean.
I don't understand. Please elaborate.

>>10190208
A lot of Sayumi's photo-book locations include a kitchen.

>>10190208
>>10190610
sweaty stinky idol feet mmmmm

>>10190719
How can you be so sure they are stinky? I think Sayu would be rather clean and have a consistent hygiene routine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T9t_bXcQNA

>>10190754
No one gives a shit about what the fans have to say. This is an idol thread; not an ugly wota thread.

>>10190754
No one gives a shit about what the fans have to say. This is an idol thread, not an ugly wota thread.

>>10188753
thank goodness she's safe.

>>10188790
i'd love the opportunity to sup tixylix out of her navel.

http://ameblo.jp/miyoshierika/entry-11394461867.html

it's so nice to know they're both still alive.

is miuna still alive?

Eyebags fucking WHERE?
I demand EYEBAGS!

>>10190846
I give a shit because that sayu female-wota is very fappable

>>10192026
she always reminds me of her

>>10192026
She looks like Dawa now for some reason.

I want to rape this girl so badly.

>>10192360
Girl? His dick is probably bigger than yours.

>>10192360
the IDF are onto you, bruv. i'd get out of wherever it is you're at sharpish.

>>10192360
>I want to rape this girl so badly.

Think about how easy it would be in that dress, too.

>>10192369
Don't get my hopes up man.

aw, look who's getting her first DVD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfW4YZd1zy4&feature=g-high-u

Who's the purest H!P?
Obviously not Dawa.

>>10190410
I would insert my penis into her vagina.

>>10193028
how... rudimentary.

Captain.

>>10193118
i hope they've got lenses in them... perchance, is she wearing white doc martens as well?

>>10193130
Wearing whatever these things are called.

I want to scribble on Miya's chin.

>>10192854
Chinami is purest H!P.

>>10193251
i'd like to shrink to the size of an insect and nestle in between miyoshi erika's toes.

>>10193325
nice tight body
no snaggle teeth

10/10 would love tenderly

Eating disorder JunJun is moe as fug.

>>10194015
Domestically abused JunJun who developed an eating disorder in response to he stress is more moe.

>>10194094
Chinese JunJun eating a full day's meal.

>>10194436
Pig disgusting American food. I'm disappointed in her.

>>10194445
Yeah, well, SHE'S disappointed in YOU.

>>10194436
She looks like Park Bom.

>>10194617
I'm happy she finally acknowledges my existence.

>>10194445
Corn is Mexican, retard.

>>10194636
Mexico is in America, duh.

>>10193343
So is like a rap battle but with idols?

>>10194797
damn Mexicans.

>>10194672
But the term "American" is used for people that live in the USA.

>>10194809
Corn is people now? News to me.

What do you think Kyamei smells like these days?

>>10194849
Old men.

>>10194849
She probably smells like morning breath.

>>10194855
Why?

>>10194817
"American food"
"Food that American people eat"

Please kill yourelf.

>>10194888
So basically you're saying people in United States don't eat corn?

Also what will happen if I refuse?

>>10194888
>>10194903
Most Homosexual Argument Award nominees.

>>10194903
Fuck you are retarded.

American people eat corn but it's native to Mexico, not America.

>>10194969
If you want to tie it to being native to some state, that would be something a bit more ancient than Mexico.

You should be able to solve this.

>>10194994
Should be ,"sandwich,". That poor girl, Zukki takes all of her food so she is malnourished.

>>10194994
A trumpet?

Corn.
That's Mexico there right?

>>10194984
That's like saying
"Sushi isn't native to Japan because the state of Japan didn't exist when it was invented"

Please, stop.

>>10195025
But it did and was inhabited by the same ethnic group, whereas in Mexico the folk that invented farming corn have been mostly replaced by spics and such.

Whenever she realizes she's a shitty dancer, crying ensues.

>>10195058
>whereas in Mexico the folk that invented farming corn have been mostly replaced by spics and such.
No they have not.
Mexicans are mixed, just like the Japanese are mixed with the Ainu and Portuguese.

>>10195088
Also pretty much whenever anything else happens. It's a bit too much.

>>10195093
You're saying that like the gene pool of indigenous Americans remained as strong as mixing with others as the Japanese did with those two.

limit reached

>>10195116
after mixing*

Image limit reached.
New thread
>>10195131
>>10195131
>>10195131

>>10195116
Of course.

Just see difference between Mexican people and Spanish people.

>>10195088
>>10195095
I'm starting to doubt her capability to be an idol for much longer. She seems to break down rather easily and her skill set is below average for the group, which is saying a lot considering how bad the current line-up is.

And to think people wanted her to go to that show Ikuta was in. She would start crying the second Nakai glanced at her.

>>10195142
As I said, it's delusional to argue Japan is on the same level in race-mixing as your shithole.