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Has /jp/ become a man yet, or is mommy still waiting for you?

>> No.10193956

I masturbated to pics of my mom in stockings I found on her usb key. Sadly there were no ass or pussy shots.

>> No.10193958

>>10193956
WOW WHAT A WEIRDO

>> No.10193967

>>10193958
I know, right? My mom has to be suspended in a bondage frame with ballgag and blindfold getting her cunt and ass rammed with 3 inch wide dildos before I'll even consider it a tease.

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>> No.10193979

>>10193967
I think you have just been mocked for your attention-seeking behaviour, anonymous.

>> No.10193997

>>10193979
I'll post the pics if you want.

>> No.10194013

>>10193997

Waiting warmly

>> No.10194016
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>>10193958
>>10193967

Not my fault you can blame your fatassery and ugliness on your neet lifestyle AND your dna. My mom is beautiful and has a sexy body. I'd totally like to cream her balls deep.

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>>10194016
I don't think there is a better feeling in the world than that.

>> No.10194027

>>10194016
I was more referring to how simple nudes, or even an all black gang-bang, of your mother are just too vanilla.

>> No.10194030

>>10194027
Your mother is black? Are you black?

>> No.10194031

>>10194016
How mainstream. Next you'll be saying the missionary position is all you need.

>> No.10194033

>>10194031
To be fair, missionary is the most passionate position and the best way to romance your mother.

>> No.10194036

>>10194030
No, and no.

>> No.10194045

>>10194033
Why are you even pretending to be an otaku? Go hang out with your normal friends after work, or something.

>> No.10194050

This hurts. The worst thing about hentai is that they make it look all romantic. I'm seriously crying because I'll never make love with my mom.

I think i'll quit the internet for a while.

>> No.10194056

How do I get my mom to have sex with me?

>> No.10194063

>>10194056
Kill people in her name.

>> No.10194076

>>10194031

Missionary is happily the best position. You can put your penis very deep inside while kissing and hugging and stuff while looking each other in the eyes. Doggy style is only cool because you can have a better view of the ass nice curves.

>> No.10194088

>>10194045
Whats wrong with you?
I can't love my mother anymore?
I can't express my love?
Fuck you. I will give her what she needs and make her feel young again.

>> No.10194097

>>10194076

>>10194088
That's like me saying "Hello, /jp/. Today I sat in front of my computer and posted on 4chan."

>> No.10194111

>>10194097

/jp/, the only board where incest, pedophilia and homolust is so mainstream it makes you look like a plebeian.

>> No.10194126

fuck you, /jp/
just fuck you
thanks to you HOMOLORDS i can't stop thinking about sucking cocks and fucking my mum

>> No.10194133

>>10194126

If only my mom had a dick :'(

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>>10194133
Would /jp/ suck mommy's cock since she had such a hard day at work to support your NEET lifestyle?

>> No.10194163

>>10194155
She'd have to pay me to stop.

>> No.10194164

>>10194155
She wouldn't have to ask.
Just hop into my bed and rape my skull.

>> No.10194173

>>10194155

I'd suck it till it's sore. I'd also like to eat my mom's delicious dishes topped with huge stream of her hot cum.

>> No.10194334

>>10194155

I don't have a futa fetish but I'd pretty much do anything for Ran. I guess I don't particularly hate it either.

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>>10194334
If Ran were real I'd be completely helpless, you just can't say no.
Good thing she isn't I guess. <s>;_;</s>

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>>10194163
>>10194164
>>10194173
>>10194334
Oh my~

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Please make this a banner, moot.

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i want to snuggle im mommies tails~

>> No.10195521

>>10195473

Whoever this artist is, and dearmybrothers, have me convinced: Ran is hotter than Yukari.

>> No.10195523

If you mean sex, then go away.

>> No.10195529

I haven't spoken to my mother in over 5 years. I don't know if I can get the courage to contact with her, and I'm not even really sure I want to.

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>>10195521
rans fluffy tails are lovely but the dominating of presence of yukari is still my favorite.

Yukari isnt very mommy material but I'm sure she has has lovely sadistic tendencies.

>> No.10195541

>>10195528

You're right about her not being mommy material. But still... it would be nice to see some attempts at mommy Yukari. And not just in the typical comical idiot fawning over Reimu way.

>> No.10195553

>>10195529

You can tell us about it <s>bro</s>, as long as you don't mind jerks trolling about it along with legitimate replies.

Not having a good relationship with your mom can fuck you up.

>> No.10195559

>>10195553
I'm not the other guy but my mom recently had an affair with my dad and they split up. I havn't talked to her since and I honestly have no idea what I would say to her.

>> No.10195560

>>10195553
Sweet surprise box, br/a/h.

>> No.10195587

>>10195559

That's shitty, man. My mom had an affair too... and it's been going on ever since. I can't even expose her because a divorce would mean no more NEETbucks for me.

Maybe you should just do the best you can to move on without her. Sorry I can't give better advice...

>> No.10195590

>>10195587
blackmail her

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