/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How would I go about getting diagnosed with something like that? What type of doctor would I visit?

I'd probably score as a sociopath. Schizoid is just a fancy way of saying 'introvert' though.

>>10190769
I went to get my asperger's diagnosed. Turns out I am not autistic but schizoid. Bye bye, autism bucks

>>10190760
Diagnosed both schizoid and schyzotype

Yes.

>>10190769
Wikipedia

>>10190776
This. It's not really a personality disorder.

>>10190769
There is no reason to seek a diagnosis for being schizoid. It wont do you any good and honestly it probably shouldn't be considered a disorder. I was just trying to get sleeping pills but instead I got this diagnosis.

>>10190818
If my parents were told the way I acted was a "disorder" they'd leave me alone long-term.

>>10190769
sometimes this lack of human empathy turns into desires to harm, the disdain becomes rage. I think I may be a little of a sociopath too.

>>10190827
When I was younger I used to torture and kill animals, and eventually started torturing one of my younger cousins. Today I don't really have any more urges to hurt things, but I do feel I fit into the schizoid personality type pretty well.

I get really mad when I can't be left alone, though. I hate hearing the garage door open, parents come home and talk/whatever in the kitchen, and then walk down the hall and knock on my door to tell me they're home. I already know, don't tell me. What is telling me going to do?

I think I am, but I can't be arsed going for an actual diagnosis. I'm fine as I am, anyway. Also, we all know how accurate self-diagnosis is.

>>10190848
that's why suffer a disorder. we don't act the way the normal denomination does, and it bothers us. nornalfags stigmatize all that is different from their behavioral patterns

I developed the disorder because I didn't have a Friend.

>>10190848

My brother tortured and killed animals too. I didn't want to join in but I watched with some serious curiosity.

>>10190899
I burned bugs and small animals, but all other tortures bored me for some reason.

Do I like fire, /jp/?

>>10190848
Torturing and killing things is not part of schizoid, its antisocial, although someone can have traits of both.

why did you bully small animals /jp/?

>>10190913
I love fire, seriously considering building a homemade flamethrower. when I as a young lad I used to buy bottles of alcohol to set aflame ant colonies

>>10190950
Because I can.

>>10190950
Dunno. I also touched a younger female family member in a less than socially acceptable manner. Like the torturing, my parents knew but didn't do anything.

When I bring up this stuff I sound like a horrible person. Maybe that's why I feel the need to be as nice and polite as possible now.

>>10190953
Haha, I remember one time I found a massive cricket, pulled one leg so it couldn't escape, burned the other off, and just kept burning 'til it smelt amazing.

It even gave off a delightful loud squeek before it's life was lost.

My doctor gave me this diagnoses, no surprise.

>>10190913
I used to love burning and electrocuting bugs, not arachnids tough or mammals. I also tortured my cousin.
Then I started to make poisons then my parents found out, they were really angry, and this is the only time I remember my dad hitting me.
But I'm a happy healthy person now.

Who the fuck isn't a schizoid in /jp/? The only ones who aren't shouldn't even be here to begin with. Remember the Jung typology thread? Full of E's, while you would expect tons of ISTJ and INTJ.

/jp/ - sociopath culture

One time my brother impaled a snake on a stick and beat it against trees and roasted it while it was alive.

>>10190978

I'm INTP

>>10190972
I burned mammals at unpopular public parks on evenings. They were hard to catch, but I couldn't get in shit for a rotten burning squirrel corpse in our backyard.

>>10190978
The E's are probably avoidants.

This is very alarming /jp/, you shouldn't bully animals.
I hope you guys stopped with that hobby .

>>10190976
I used to perform biopsies on crickets. I would tack them to the wall behind my dresser and cut them open and extract their guts. Sometimes they lived on the wall for a few days before they gave up. I also used to try to bring them back to life by sewing new guts into them but it never worked. Sometimes I replaced their guts with the weird rubbery stuff in my keyboard's wristpad. Sometimes I worry that they are going to come back and get me for what I did a decade ago.

>>10191003

I did something similar with bees. I would take out their stingers and sting them with it 'till they died.

>>10191003
Are you Russian?

>>10191010
That's kind of funny.

>>10191010
but bees are already dead when they lose their sting. I used to fight wasps, throw rocks at their colonies for the thrills. I don't regret a single sting of our war.

>>10191008
I am American, are you Russian?
>>10191010
Did you have it perfected down to being a cold clinical procedure that you performed with robotic precision?

I used to freeze cool-looking bugs in ice cubes and display them as statues until they melted.

>>10191032
Did you do it to frogs, too?

>>10191018

Yes. Haha.

I also injected things into the bees with hypodermic needles.

You all sound like a bunch of attention seeking-ninnies, that's what.

ITT: Pseudoscience and the labels fabricated by said pseudoscience.

Even the people who "self-diagnosed" themselves are legitimate, just as legitimate as the people who were "professional diagnosed". Why? Because neither are legitimate!

Dohohohoho. No stop renaming personality traits/behaviors/emotions into labels which claim they are caused by disease of the brain, with no proof to back up that they're diseases of the brain.

>>10190978
Just took the test, and I got ISTP.

Um. Did I win?

>>10191038
That hyphen was unnecessary.

>>10191038
>ninnies
Filthy chav scoundrel.

>>10191062
I hope you find it soon

>>10191052
I misplaced it.

>>10190978
Everytime I've taken that test, over at least three years, I've gotten ISTP.

>>10191065

What if you answer the Jung Typology Test in the way that you think will make you seem coolest?

I notice myself gravitating towards answers that seem more badass instead of more accurate. I'm never the first person to react to an event, or even one of the first, and am usually the last - but I checked that I am anyway 'cause it sounds cool. Super-human reflexes.

>>10191073
My african - american friend.

>>10191093
How did you know I was black?

Fuck, i have to get 2 liters of blood transplanted from cutting myself on all these edges

>>10191096
I dunno about him but I can smell it from over here.

>>10191104

>>>/pol/

please fuck off, no one wants you here

>>10191096
As soon as I read that my back started hurting.

Please don't use your nigger powers to hurt I just want be your friend.

>>10191110
I was joking ;_; Please don't take it the wrong way I didn't mean racism

>>10191110
He's fine with me.

>>10191110

Buttmad nigger detected.

(Getting mad at a joke and speaking for everyone on /jp/ isn't going to get you liked.)

>>10191120

you too

out

>>10191124

O___o EPIC PIC. also fricken epic rebuttal ;D u tell them niggerfags

anonymous is legion. anonymous does not forgive. anonymous does not forget. expect us

>>10191112
Weird, my back is sore from hunching over to ride a Razor scooter to the grocery store last night.

>>10191126
>>10191132
Who could be behind these posts?

N-niggers should just go and die!

>>10191146
b-but the jews ARE lizardmen!

>>10191135
>>10191137


I fucking lol'd.

I'm serious, stop being so funny.

It's really funny when you question racists about why they're racist because there's *nothing* concrete. It's just 'I HATE THEM NIGGERS A BUNCH' or 'THE JEWS ARE LIZARDMEN.'

I want to laugh at them, but I also want to feel sorry for them for being so fucked up by life in whatever conservative hellhole they inhabit.

>>10191137
epic racism right here folks

>>10191152

obama is literally satan come to plunge the world into darkness

ron paul 2016 save earth from the highest evil

>>10191146
I was raised around asshole jews and asians.

The negro gentlemen were gentlemen though.

>>10191146

Curry-butt get out.

>>10191147

Random nigger JIDF member pls go.

This one time when I was a young teen me and some friends found this very strange bug in a park that looked unlike anything I had ever seen. It had a weird pincer like head, a fat squishy looking body, and 6 or 8 strange looking legs that were also pretty fat.

By the grace of god we just so happened to have a few small fireworks with us so it was pretty much destinies calling. We light one near it and blew a hole on its side. The hole was kinda small but It was just the right size for us to stick another firecracker inside the thing. The force of the explosion was strong enough that It blew its whole backside off.

Every time I think look back I reminisce about the sadistic pleasure and about how just maybe we had killed a undiscovered species or something, seriously that bug was weird.

>>10191160

I'm not currybutt. Epic guess, though, m8!!!

Racism is bad, kids. It's all just skin color.

>>10191164

Are we still talking about torturing animals? The topic is niggers, you're 12 minutes to late.

On a different note, why don't black people have a good derogotory term for white people that doesn't just sound like a joke or make them sound silly? Nigger just rolls off the tongue and sure gets them niggers mad.

/pol/: "I really hate when girls judge me based on my appearance! Why won't anyone date me? Fucking dykes."

/pol/: "Black people ought to be exterminated because I don't like how they look."

>>10191180
*two

>>10191164
Dam you, these bugs are gentle acid spitting creatures, they don't deserve your hate.

>>10191180
Because reminding us that we're white is a compliment no matter how they phrase it

>>10191146
I live in such a white area I have never seen a black man, they're just a mythic beast that you are allowed to hate.

>>10191191
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh3hyZfZJvLsTPHnt9

Yeah, they should be.

>>10191191
>/pol/: "I really hate when girls judge me based on my appearance! Why won't anyone date me? Fucking dykes."

Not to rain on the "/pol/ is populated by moronic trogolodytes" parade, but isn't that more of a /r9k/soc/ sorta thing?

hi my name is /pol/

nigers are rly rly ugly

btw i'm on the market girls

>>10191215
the one on the right looks like a monkey from planet of the apes

>>10191201
Man, that one white guy looked so sad.

>>10191209

/pol/ is hugely misogynist too, although i guess /r9k/ is still the king-board of pathetic losers

go read them for like an hour if you want some really hearty laughs

>>10191180
I takes me forever to write out my posts I cant help but be late, Its gotta be perfect every time.

>>10191215

Is that a fucking Naruto thing on top of a fedora with a neckbeard?

>>10191219
It was only then that he truly saw.

>>10191180
I takes me forever to write out my posts. I cant help but be late, Its gotta be perfect every time.

>>10191201

woah WOAH this is an OUTRAGE

white people have never trashed ANYTHING EVER, especially not over things significantly more petty than money

it's almost as if skin melanin content is unrelated to actions, which are instead attributable to a cocktail of situational plight eg. poverty, a long history and culture of education denial (leading to active aversion to education passed down to children), etc

but nah, definitely the skin pigment

>tfw you try to explain why niggers are bad but you get told because english is your second language

Debate me in brazilian, /jp/.

>>10191243
Back to tumblr.

>>10191249

(translation into not-idiot-dork-speak: 'i give up')

>>10191248
Pretos só são como são por causa de fatores sociológicos, etc

>>10191243
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7b277833c9
Indeed. Here's a video of a white man killing a black clerk for money. What a fucking asshole.

>>10191258
Or you could just use capital letters properly and not try to sound super smart by saying "skin melanin content".

>>10191269

counter offer: suck my cock dude

>>10191243

There is physical differences between Negroids, Caucasoid, and mongoloids.

I don't deny that mongoloids are generally smarter than Caucasoids (which I am), why do you deny that Caucasoids and mongoloids are generally smarter than Negroids?

They are, niggers are just generally dumber, that's a fact. You can blame modern cultural disadvantages, but that's a cop-out. Put it this way, the people of Africa had the same exact opportunities as the rest of the world thousands of years ago, and there's a reason they did not advance like predominately white/oriental regions.

>>10191278

>I don't deny that mongoloids are generally smarter than Caucasoids (which I am), why do you deny that Caucasoids and mongoloids are generally smarter than Negroids?

probably because this is just something you are saying for the sake of your argument and there is zero peer-reviewed scientific evidence supporting it

>>10191283
You don't belong here.

>>10191303
source:????

>>10191296

keep telling yourself that you're in the majority (you aren't) and that this makes your hilariously outdated and dumb views ok (it doesn't)

>>10191283
Worldwide Average IQ by Race

Jews 120
Asians 110
Caucasians 100
Arabs 98
Blacks 80

Their average IQ is 10 away from mental retardation for fucks sakes.

>>10191303

i don't think you actually understand how citing sources works

if we're going to quantify intelligence by IQ i'll be putting you down in the single-digit range fyi

>>10191303

Average /pol/ inhabitant right here, folks.

>>10191304
>>10191305
>>10191310

Calm your bum bums. Here's your damn source.

http://psychology.uwo.ca/faculty/rushtonpdfs/2010%20Review%20of%20Nisbett.pdf

>>10191303
http://news.yahoo.com/intelligence-institute-study-shows-fox-news-viewers-iq-034622242.html

true story

>>10191310

I don't think the kind of people you're talking about would say jews have a high average IQ.

Stop with that stupid "they must be from /pol/" argument you repeated 20 times anyway.

>>10191314
>http://psychology.uwo.ca/faculty/rushtonpdfs/2010%20Review%20of%20Nisbett.pdf

hey, it's almost as if a study not reviewed by any committee and written by conservative zealots using a flawed IQ measurement system might not be accurate enough to support a claim like 'white people are smarter than black people'

i don't think you understand but literally the only physiological difference between races is skin pigment and minor facial structure discrepancies eg. epicanthic fold eminence

i'm struggling to figure out how pigment or eye-flaps make your brain more efficient

>>10191332
Did you know we all started as niggers and climate adaption from travel changed us?

As this thread's topic changed from torture to race, I put some warm lube in my onahole which was also warmed up, and then inserted my large black penis into the hole. Over the course of 20 minutes I moved the hole up and down along my shaft while flipping through some doujinshi before seeing a bit of stimulus that caused me to have an orgasm. I ejaculated inside of the hole and then I sat there until I became flaccid and the hole pushed out my penis. Now I'm sitting here sweaty, naked, and my penis is slightly leaking semen onto my computer chair.

I think I'll go for a nap.

>>10191340

i don't understand what point you're trying to make

white people are more evolved. is that it? lol

"my DNA has had more time to bake than yours, i'm better than you"

>>10191060
gtfo amerifat

I didn't know JIDF browsed /jp/

>>10191332

Fucking seriously. 5 seconds in google shows that both the guys writing that paper were racist as fuck.

Anyway, I thought for a year or so in high school that I was schizoid. It mostly made me more unhappy than I already was. It wasn't until years later that I figured out that I was asexual, and that most of my emotional problems stemmed from trying to be straight.

>>10191390
I wish I was asexual masturbating is gross and unpleasant.

>>10191332
>i don't think you understand but literally the only physiological difference between races is skin pigment and minor facial structure discrepancies eg. epicanthic fold eminence


lel

>>10191398
It's a spectrum thing. I think masturbating is awesome, but I know a lot of asexuals don't like it or outright can't do it.

>>10191418

structured and deudly disarming response

you gutted my argument with 3 letters

>>10191332
>i don't think you understand but literally the only physiological difference between races is skin pigment and minor facial structure discrepancies eg. epicanthic fold eminence

>>10191423

L
E
L

Do you ever feel like you're wearing a mask? Like, outwardly, you're a positive, charming guy, but inside, you're so fucked up and twisted that you feel like there's no way you could be so normal?

People like me. They really do. They seem to be drawn to me. People hold doors for me with a smile, and I return their kindness with a smile back, and some up-beat words of gratitude, but I don't deserve their kindness... I'm a freak.

>>10191441

I think this is one of the bigger symptoms of sociopathy and I have it too. The difference is that I don't feel like a freak and I enjoy the attention/interest. It also helps that I'm dashingly attractive.

>>10191441
nope, maybe because this is me irl

>>10191441
2edgy4me

>>10191450
Is that a sociopath thing? I get all of that post happening to me but I'm a schizoid (diagnosed and everything too!)

>>10191441
I'm a weirdo
What the hell I'm I doing here?
I don't belong here...

If the purpose of all of you in this thread was to convince people not in on the joke that /jp/ is basically /pol/ plus /r9k/ but more retarded, then you succeeded with flying colors.

>>10191466

they weren't making a joke. it's not a joke if you are trying to make actual arguments as for a race's inferiority instead of just posting sillhouettes of happy merchants with funny captions

people were originally making a joke and dumb people from /pol/ took it as genuine

flanfly quote, etc

>>10191477
Hey wait a second! I was joking about hating niggers, but niggers are still dumb as hell and that cannot be contested.

>>10191477
Arguing that black people are dumber has never been purely a joke.

>>10191483

you are really bad at reading holy shit

>>10191423
I believe in group think and social conditioning, and the thing is if you're black you're statistically more likely to be born in a shitty ghetto community and will learn from them.
Moreover, Asians usually aren't suitable to be basketball players because of their low stature, and blacks obviously make better athletes because of their naturally high testosterone levels, but liberal and equality nuts like to point out how Yao Ming is Asian and is a tall basketball player and that somehow proves all common sense wrong in favor of the politically correctness.

>>10191494


yes

asians are socially conditioned to be short, and black peoples' hypothalamuses put out more testosterone to fit in

you are smart wtf

>>10191450
Are you me?

There's a part of me that thinks I'm a freak, but there's a part of me that's really narcissistic that thinks that I deserve the attention, and that I should expect it.

I'm always catching people looking at me, and it almost feels like pleasure. It's apparently obvious to me when people stop looking at me, and I get nervous, and close in on myself.

>>10191487
>people were originally making a joke and dumb people from /pol/ took it as genuine

>>10191494

"Why won't anyone believe my common sense and rationality regarding races?"

*posts some ridiculous claims and no science to back them up*

>>10191494
Oh /pol/, the only board full of people that can make a bottle pissing NEET feel superior to.

>>10191502
I don't believe race makes you a criminal but society certainly does.
And Asians really are shorter and blacks really are better at sports and have higher testosterone, just listen to their voices.

>>10191530

well that's just damning evidence there

i mean you said it's 'really true' so there's no way it's wrong...

>>10191505
They're just laughing at you!

>>10191525
>>10191502
I'm no /pol/ fag but I honestly believe that.
To me it seems pretty obvious that blacks have higher testosterone, but I just tried looking it up and it turns out all links point out to right wing articles and shit like stormfront, so whatever I don't know whether to believe it's a socialistic conspiracy or just common sense.

However, I do know for a fact that Asians are shorter on average and just having a quick look at a Japanese colony will tell you that.

Worst possible combination: paranoid and dumb. A few days ago I downloaded and ran what was most likely a remote access tool or trojan of some kind, it wouldn't work on my VM. I didn't realize this until today. I already reformatted my computer, but I'm still very concerned. I don't have a email account or a credit card, but whoever was on the other side had access to my 4chan folder. If he looked up my filenames in the archives, then he knows what posts I've made in the past 6 months, my interests, favourite topics of conversation, characters, games, etc. It's more than enough to build a solid dossier. I don't want to even image what he must have found if he ran a recovery tool on my hd.

This is making me anxious. If I post the link, could someone help me out and take a look at the file I downloaded and please tell me it wasn't malware? I think I won't be able to sleep tonight

>>10191580
You didn't look very hard, because a simple google search of "blacks higher testosterone" turned this up as a second result:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3455741

>>10191621
post the link, good man.

>>10191621
I didn't know you could be dumb and paranoid. Are you sure that you are dumb?

>>10191621
That sounds fascinating.

I didn't know there were so many sociopaths here, but it does make sense

Someone told me this the other week, and it is kind of mindboggling. I didn't know people (or maybe just this one person) view me this way.

[11/8/2012 11:36:22 PM] ???: well the thought was
[11/8/2012 11:37:16 PM] ???: you're like gods special edition creation (if god exists or however we came here) because youre like THE guy i'd think would never exist cos youre like every girls dream. including mine.

If I'm manipulating others' perception of me I'm doing it unconsciously, so I don't really feel guilty, but I'm pretty certain that I'm not that great.

>>10191621

What did you download?

>>10191634
Now that I think about it, I don't know anything about computers or programming, so if you lied to me and said it was malware just to make me flip out, I'd believe you. Feeling uncertain doesn't sound so bad in comparison.

and then there's the possibility of you contacting the author of the trojan (I'm pretty sure you could find the ftp where it uploads the logs just from taking a look at the code) and asking him who downloaded it in the past 72 hours. I'm not getting any results in google, and very few in the archives, which means I might have been the only person to download it recently.

>>10191721
you are getting too paranoid do you have pills you can take because now is the time to do that.

Can we meet up and assemble a /jp/sie superhero squad? Our superpower is inability to feel empathy. This way we can beat up criminals without feeling bad about it.

>>10191732
No I don't have any, but I want to believe that he was only fishing for cc info and hotmail pws. Hopefully he wasn't interested in my files.

>all these butthurt libtards

>>10191702
Women are insane.

>>10191749
But most people can do that. Our special thing is beating up non-criminals without feeling bad about but that would make us criminals and then normals would beat us up. Besides we are all shut ins right?

>>10191763

>>>/r9k/

leave

Not schzoid despite thinking such for my late teens early twenties.

I have no idea what is wrong with me. I lean heavily towards Borderline, yet I have so many schizotypical traits. Maybe I have both.

Doesn't matter though. All this shit is meaningless now that the DSM V is coming out soon. Not that there are any competent psychiatrists out there.

>>10191774
pic related its me

I could kill you all and not give two shits.

I wouldn't say that in person but that's how I feel. I could really care less though so I just drone on day by day doing my thing. being an otaku. and for some reason everyone loves me.

fuck the world. I don't even care if I die.

I am the 1%

wut do /jp/

>>10191788

Also, dubs get

>>10191788
Kill yourself?

>>10191788
3edgy5me
you type all that stuff now, but the second i bat my eyes and say hi to you while shy, tell you i like you, or hold your hand, you'll be putty in my hands.

guys do anything for a boob

>>10191803
you mean sig heil d00d

>>10191774
Shut up, inferior nignog.

>>10191809

I don't care about your boobs. all girls have them, and I've had girls before. you're nothing special go kill yourself.

>>10191825
have you had a man before?

>>10191809
Women are just weak tiny brained servants sent by the lord Jesus Christ to pleasure man.

>>10191721
well then. you can buy a good antivirus wich includes good technical support and analysis like Avira. I was gonna use avira to analyze your file.

>>10191831
Not a single one with boobs!

>>10191831

Don't be gay.

lel rollin for >>10191855

>>10191621
Try this:
https://www.virustotal.com/

If you're paranoid about using this well known website:

http://www.mywot.com/en/scorecard/virustotal.com?utm_source=addon&utm_content=rw-viewsc

If you're paranoid about using this well known website

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/wot/bhmmomiinigofkjcapegjjndpbikblnp
>742,434 users
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/wot-safe-browsing-tool/
>1,671,632 users

If you're paranoid about using those well known websites then you're a lost cause

>>10191838
>Avira

enjoy giving away your personal info to ask.com

Jesus /jp/, I always thought you guys were the over-sensitive type, not fucking sociopaths. I need to go pet my cat now.

And to answer the OP, yes, I fit the schizoid profile. I get very uncomfortable at any form of assimilation, and will try to maintain contradictory points of view so I won't have to belong.

>>10191950
There are many faces of /jp/. That said, I wish I had a cat.

>>10191950
The ones with the worst personalities speak more offen about themselves.

>>10191838
>>10191916
avira and virustotal didn't find anything. I don't know how they work but if the anon who posted it made it himself I think it's not gonna raise any red flags.

anyway, I looked for the game again the archive. I found a post in /v/ where someone said he had downloaded and played it two months ago, I checked and he was referring to the same link I used (I know because the dates and filehosts matched) so I think I'm safe. I mean, I doubt someone could have a RAT running for two months with no consequences.

>>10192147
then rest assured

>>10192147
Unless, of course, the guy who distributed the trojan simply wasn't interested in him for some reason. Who knows, the anon who made that post could have downloaded it and ran it on a partition used exclusively for games, with no personal data whatsoever. Or maybe he did run it from a partition that contains personal data, but he's too much of a normal so the guy left him alone because he's only looking for embarrassingly retarded people like me with weird tastes in games and anime to make fun of. I'm just gonna pretend none of this ever happened. With any luck it won't come back to bit me in the ass.
I shuld write down a few rules of thumb and stick them on my desk. Never join a IRC channel, never download anything, and so on. I try not to, but sometimes I fuck up

>>10191950
I'm both.