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Alice leaks farts.

No, I'm not a big fan of assburger girls.

Alice will always be my #9 :3

what is "love"

I like her a whole lot, I wouldn't necessarily call it love, though.

No. I don't really like any Touhou characters.

I always ask myself, "do I really love her?" But I want to try my hardest to love her. Besides a few acquaintances and colleagues and a mother she doesn't talk to anymore, she really has no one.

I really like canon Alice
fanon not so much

do you even satan?

>2012
>not even satan

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http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Tree.html SATAN CREATED HUMANITY THROUGH GENETIC ENGINEERING
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Incubus.html HAVE SEX WITH DEMONS

Don't miss out on this shit, you'll be mad if you do. ANCIENT ALIENS MOTHER FUCKER.

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I am in love with Alice Margatriod.

>>10185049
Me too.

Love can certainly bloom, though initially I'm willing to associate and help her, I certainly like her.

>>10185067
Why are you such a faggot?

Not a single waifu declaration.
Oh Alice, how far you've fallen.

I'm indifferent to her.

>>10185001
Child, do not inflict pain upon this one

>Alice

>>10185014

Dear Alice,

Are you me?

>>10184984
yes.

>>10185156
this doesn't look much like Alice
INVALID

I like Alice an awful lot. I think she's really swell. I'd like to hang out with her.

Alice a delicious.

>>10185162

>hang out with her

but you really meant

>pound away at her until she can't walk straight

I'd like to cuddle with her in front of the fire.

>>10185182

I wouldn't object to it, but it's not my original intention. I'd like to make her smile and do nice things for her.

>>10185204

Get a load of this guy!

>>10185204
>I'd like to make her smile and do nice things for her.

Like pounding her vajayjay.

>>10185182
Who are you quoting?

>>10185204
oh anon your such a sweet guy

>>10185164
Why the true Alice is a bitch?

>>10185210

You got something to say, bitch? I was just going to pop in and say that I think Alice is cool but now my plans have changed. I hope you sleep with one eye open, you cunt. I'm coming for you. It might be tonight. It might be tomorrow. It might be the day after that.

But one thing is certain. Your ass is mine.

>>10185239

The same reason most of us are. Mother issues.

Go read Fuantei's doujins.

>>10185247
>But one thing is certain. Your ass is mine.

Gay.

>>10185247

Is it a full moon tonight? It's cloudy.

>>10185246
oooh so boring, any good recommendation?

>>10185270
Thanks Alice.

>>10185276
Thalice.

>>10185260

your gay

>>10185312

Guess the file was too big. Whoops.

Alice Margatriod is in love with me.

I wonder what life in sado was like for her.

>>10185326
translate it weebs

>>10185369
wow, it's gushing(w)
that's because you came so much!
it's making lewd sounds(w)
b-but, that isn't- you're just the worst!
but it felt good, didn't it?
...
you sure love anal don't you(w)

Alice is really quite cute!

I love Alice but I'm not IN love with her.

>>10186001
Would you like to be IN her?

Almost definitely.

>>10186022
No that's lewd.

>>10185738
Thank you.

Alice always struck me as one of those girls who'd be stuck up as hell. She's got a no-nonsense attitude and talks a good game, but can't walk the walk. These days, I can suffer fools less and less then I used to, but I'm pretty laid-back and avoid conflict, so I'd probably tolerate her attitude and/or puffed-up bullshit till I finally hit a breaking point and told her to fuck off and die. At that point we'd probably fight.

Even if I respected her intelligence, or came to like the way she's not nearly as badass as she likes to pretend, I'd probably never have the motivation or wherewithal to pursue anything further. She'd still be a standoffish, no-nonsense grump, and I'm some socially-stunted nerd. And she's the same; she invites people over to her house, only to carry on her daily loner routine because she's got no idea what to do with 'em. I could emphasize; understanding exactly the spot she's in, but for the exact same reason, be unable to do anything about it.

It'd be sad. Just sad. And I'd find myself avoiding her if possible, to avoid that sadness.

But I'd still leave the bitch a Christmas card, stuck in her doorjamb. And, somewhere in the depths of the Magic Forest, as I yank my fist out of some feral youkai's ribcage and try to wipe it off on some dry leaves, I'd start to wonder...

... if I don't like the bitch, why am I going through all this trouble, anyways?

What kind of nerd would love that loser?

>>10186104
>what kind of nerd

eeeh...

my FIST is in love with her

>>10186145
Fantastic.

I would like to be friends with stuck-up bitch Alice.

She wouldn't be friends with me and would hate me but I'd still say nice things about her between not being eaten.

>>10186193
She'd still let you in her house, just say you're lost in the forest.

She's cute.

>>10185001
Baby don't hurt me

>>10187097
dont hurt me

yep, mai waifu since 2007

>>10187124
no more

>>10187129

>>10187129
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