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Kill the little shits!

How can thiHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHH

Ah, at last, the benefits of being a yukkuri are negated.

GET HANDS

>>1017118
I wanna fucking kill thaHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH

Nope. I would still kill that as slowly as I can.
No effect.

Serves you right, stupid ball!

You evil evil people.

You can tell a lot about a person on how they would treat a lesser life form.

>>1017271
Player 2 Yukkuri

>>1017271
I don't know what happened, but the yukkuri is still alive.

>>1017346
These "lesser life forms" deserve their mistreatment.

>>1017346
It's not mistreatment if it's funny and amusing.

How can you people hate these lovely little moeblobs?

First, you make them drop their guard. Then you strike.

>>1017422
-Oh you~.
-Wait for meee~
-Catch me easy!!
-OK! I cathced you, Yukkureimu-chan~
-Yuuu~
-BLARGH

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When is the bullying thread?

>>1017422

needs more bullying

>>1017511
Youkai moe~

>>1017505
I hope it is soon. I can't stand looking at those faces without something smashing it.

>>1017715
Hot.

>>1017511

Holy shit, that's some really nice editing.

>>1017511
>BLARGH I'M DED

Sakuya sees Remirya as what it generally is: an extremely child-like form of Remilia. Her 'real' Ojou-sama is a strong, confident being that is far older than herself, despite brief glimpses of childish behaviour, and she wouldn't have her any other way. Remirya, on the other hand, is a child, who looks up to Sakuya as not just a very competent servant, but as a mother-figure, really, an all-powerful protector and provider, who solves all her problems, and loves her.

And Sakuya loves Remirya, as well.

Someone took it too easy.

>>1018182

I HAVE NO MOUTH AND YET I MUST SCREAM

Hay guys, guess what's danbooru now tells on overloading?

"i can't take it easy ;_;"

>>1018262
oh wow.

>>1018174
I hate this image so much.

Little blobs of moe~

>>1018323

You call that moe? I call it Nightmare Fuel.

>>1017806
The way the artist draws the yukkuris made me wanna kill them in the first place. So should we kill the artist?

>>1018330
You are easily susceptible to nightmares.

I love how the monstergirl comics are always a hit, but a chubby disembodied head warrants thread after thread of torture. Not that I don't enjoy it, but c'mon, there are other things to torture as well.

>>1018174
I'm curious. Is it eating another yukkuri's children, or its own?

/r/ that one image of someone torturing the Yukkuri with really fucking hot candy syrup and a cage.

>>1018391
Image? There was one?

>>1018397
Yeah, it was a screencap.

rule 34 on Yukkuri delivered

http://yukkurihokanko.web.fc2.com/ero/index.htm

>>1018525
HHHHNNNGGHHHHHHH

>>1018624
Not often you see Yukkuri walls.

>>1017090
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGH ;_;

No one likes Yukkuri-Reisen.

>>1018762
>>1017806
>>1018770
GODDAMN THIS ARTIST... THOSE EYELASHES ON THE NON-YUKKURIS... FUCKING AWESOME

When I came home one day, a yukkuri (Reimu-type) had tuned up. It demanded food, so I gave it some drain cleaner. This was appreciated at first, but after a while it seems it's internals started to liquefy, causing it considerably agony.

I told it that there must be something wrong with it's mouth, and that I would fix this, so that it could take it easy. This calmed it down a bit. In order to be able to work properly, I pulled the mouth open wide, and then nailed the yukkuri to a board like that. A pair of nails secured the tongue to the bottom of the mouth cavity, and then continued into the board. It tried to say something at this point, but couldn't quite articulate. It was pretty loud though.

First thing to do was to get rid of the drain cleaner, so I heated a big pot of water to boiling, and then poured it into the yukkuri's mouth. It remained pretty loud. Then it was time for the teeth. I used a hammer and a small chisel (a flat-head screwdriver actually) to remove them. Then I took my soldering rod, and inserted into the cavities, holding it in place for a while at each spot. Finally, as replacement teeth, wood-screws were screwed into place in the sockets instead.

By now, the yukkuri wasn't quite as loud anymore. It was rather a slow gurgling sound instead. I also noticed that it's eyes had rolled back in their sockets, so I went and had dinner while I waited for them to roll back.

Getting back to work, I took out my dremel, and a steel wire brush tool. The sounds coming from the yukkuri was now more of a staccato squeaking. I then gave the roof of the mouth, and the gums of the upper jaw, a good brushing. Then, to stabilise the surface, I took an old brush, and carefully applied a little battery acid to these surfaces, causing them to carbonise slowly. This made the yukkuri vibrate slightly. Finally I rinsed with boiling water again.

The tongue looked like it could use some ventilation, so I removed the nails which was keeping it in place and grabbed it with some pliers. One large nail as then heated to an orange glow, and pushed through the tongue. This was repeated about a dozen times. The yukkuri squealed a bit at first, but quickly lost volume. The tongue was then re-nailed, to the roof of the mouth this time, before the bottom of the mouth, and the gums around the lower jaw, was given the same brush-and-acid treatment as the upper parts.

I then removed the yukkuri from the board. Without the nails it should have been able to articulate now if it wanted anything, but it basically just gave off the organic equivalent of static. So I clamped it in a vice, and mixed some two-part epoxy cement. I put the glue over the lips, grabbed a fat needle and some thin copper wire, and sew it's mouth shut. A piece of gaffer tape was then put over the mouth, to keep everything in place while the cement hardened.

About an hour later the cement as done, and I though the yukkuri was ready to be released back into the wild. As a parting gift, I took into the kitchen, smeared some syrup on it, and finally tossed it out the kitchen window.

Now if I could only figure out some way of dealing with all those bloody ants in my garden.

This thread is getting interesting.

>>1018787
>>1018789
Thank you, anon. With this my boring ronery birthday became just a ronery birthday.

>>1018822
Happy birthday Anonymous.

One day, I spotted a small family of 8 yukkureimus shivering in the cold of winter. Yukkuris were very troubled by cold weather and usually retreated into subterranean nests during the winter. Obviously, this family did not. Being the kind soul I am, I decided to dig out a new home for them so that they may seek shelter.

I exited my house and asked if they wanted to have a new home and take it easy in there. They happily obliged, and I took out my shovel and started digging a tunnel into the ground for the yukkuris to live in.

The tunnel I dug wasn't deep, but enough to provide shelter for all 8 of them. The yukkuris happily moved into their new home, squealing delightfully. Their cries of "take it easy" were ecstatic. I chuckled to myself. Now it was time for my hard work to pay off.

I suddenly started filling in the tunnel, making sure that were no pockets of air unfilled with the cold snow and dirt. The yukkuris's squeals of joy became scared yelps as they demanded to know what was happening. I chuckled a bit more. It was merely me collecting my reward for my hard work. Once the tunnel was filled, I retreated to my house.

2 hours later, I came back out with a bundle of skewers. I dug out the tunnel and saw the yukkuris, frozen solid. Their faces were permanently fixed to a frown and their frozen tears were streaming down their face. I picked on up and peeled off the disgusting skin and skewered it with a skewer.

Yukkuri popsicles. A delicious treat that could be enjoyed by all. I took a bite into it, savouring the fresh bean paste that had been sweetend by their pain.

Delicious.

>>1018391

go here
>>1015579

needs more yukkuris turning on each other

I hate sweetened beans.

I prefer bitter foods.

>>1018843
Thank you, kind not-so-anonymous.

>>1018807

pfft..

yukkuri abuse is just not the same without family deconstruction or friendship betrayal

Is there any call for some yukkuri abuse writefaggotry?

>>1018974
There's always a call by default.

>>1018947
Get a pair of yukkuris. Rub against each other so that they both become pregnant. Once the sprouts and the koyukkuris have grown to suitable size, use the parents as grips and gently barbecue the young ones. Great to eat straight off the stalk. Then just rub the parents together again before you put them way for storage, and you'll have a new batch ready in a day or two. Force feed the parents a koyukkuri every now and then to keep them from starving.

>>>www.gurochan.net

They say that the sadder a Yukkuri is, the sweeter it will taste. Pain alone is never quite enough, you have to bring them to such a low point of dispear and fear that they are almost catatonic with horror.

So here's a little tip for you! Get a pair of yukkuris and have them live together for a while. Make sure they like each other, because it's important they start mating. Once one of them is pregnant, wait for the koyukkuris to become ripe on the tendril and seperate the parents into two glass boxes, so they can see and hear each other but not touch. Then get an Alice-type yukkuri, shake it, drop it in with the 'father' and let the mother yukkuri watch the father get raped. Take the Alice away and wait for the first set of koyukkuris to fall from the tendril. Reunitie the original mated pair, with the original father now pregnant with the Alice-type koyukkuris. Let them raise the koyukkuris until the Alice-koyukkuris are ripe, and seperate the parents once more, leaving the children of the original pair in the box with the Alice-pregant yukkri. When they fall from the stem and mix with the original other koyukkuris, get the adult Alice-type out agian and have it rape the 'mother' yukkuri.

Remove the Alice and reunite the whole lot of them again, wait until the new Alice koyukkuris are ripe. You should have three koyukkuris litters, the first one, and two lots of Alice types, one from each of your adult Yukkuri's. Next you take one of the non-Alice koyukkuris and put it in a seperate box on its own. Then you take all the little Alice koyukkuris and shake them about before dumping them into the box with the lone koyukkuri. Make sure all the others watch this part. The koyukkuri should die, but don't worry! The others will taste all the sweeter ...

Keep the adolescent Alice-types seperate from the rest, but make sure they can see each other. Next you take both of the original parents and make them choose another one of the koyukkuris to be dropped in with the Alices. They will of course refuse, so you seperate them out and have the adult Alice rape them each. Wait for the children to be born, throw them in with the rest of the Alice-types. Then make the parents choose again. You may have to repeat this step several times, but don't worry! Just remember to keep them well-fed and watered. Once they pick a child, drop it in with the Alices.

Repeat this process untill you have only three koyukkuris left. The parents will be particulary sweet by this point, ready to eat. Remove the tank of Alice-types and dispose of them at your local factory, as they will be much to bitter for eating. Seperate one yukkuri (as they will be adults by this point) from the three and wait for the other two to mate. Then drop the original Alice in with the lone yukkuri.

Rip all but one of the Alice-type koyukkuris from the now pregnant lone-yukkri and let the last one be born. Take the lone yukkuri from the tank. Point to the Alice-type koyukkuri it has just given birth to and explain that the process is about to start again with its child and its siblings.

The yukkuri will be ready to eat!

... I am a horrible person.

>>1019020
bean paste =/= blood

>>1019038
All that work to prepare ONE yukkuri?

>>1019050
The journey is as enjoyable as the destination.

>>1019053
Kind of complicated, though. Needs more illustrated guide.

>>1019044
Guro isn't about gore or blood. Check the wikipedia entry about it if you are unsure. Also, gurochan has text boards for fan fiction.