/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Working :/ sux.

NEET life is tuff... ;_;

But wouldn't every weekday be like a weekend for a NEET?

>>10180307
On weekends your parents buy you booze.

Plus it's like Christmas: meaningless or even a chore to you, but it's nice to pretend it matters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA8dDzRKSyQ

I used to listen to this on Friday nights when it was summer. It's a very easy to listen to and calming song. Round Table makes such nice music.

>>10180310
woah, your parents buy you booze too?

i thought i was more or less alone when it came to that.

i'm going to die in this house

>>10180307
Will you stop posting on this board, please?

>>10180314
Of course, but I have to approach the subject delicately because I don't want to look like an alcoholic.

At some point in the past decade or two, it became taboo to want alcoholic beverages or something. Fucking neurotypicals and their double standards.

I talked to a neet outside of /jp/. He a was pathetic piece of shit that belonged on /r9k/ and he also thought he can score with pretty traps because they're somehow super common and unwanted.

>>10180317
I'm starting to think that it's always the same guy who makes this replies.

Do any of you hide your weeaboo activities from your parents? Do you feel uncomfortable that your parents might enter your room and find out you're on 4chan?

>>10180319
夜露死苦, not よろしく.
Kanji is not that scary, you know.

>>10180323
Please stop posting here!

>>10180327
I have an office door lock on my bedroom door, and only I have the key. When I leave, I lock the door.

>>10180323
Here's another guy for you then. Stop, thanks.

>>10180320
I suppose it's been three years for me, since 16 to 19. I dropped out of school and my parents probably still think that drinking my brains out is what kids do and I'm somehow more normal for it, so they've been buying me booze every weekend without fail for the past 3 years.

My birthday is coming up soon, I'll be 20. I'm going to go outside for that and pretend I did something.

>>10180329
Personally I prefer 4649.

39~

>How are you NEETs spending the weekend?
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>>10180327
All of it

>>10180323
I collected a big list of your awful posts and told you to stop asking fucking stupid questions. I hadn't talked to you since then. Rest assured there's far more than one person out there that thinks you need to fuck off. Most just don't bother responding.

Do you guys eat anything special on Friday? Normally I'd get pizza, but I had pizza yesterday.

>>10180334
I was the same when I was younger.

"Where were you tonight?"
"Nowhere important."
"Ha, I'm not prying or anything, I just want to know where you were."
"Just out."
"Really, where were you? Were you clubbing? Drinking? Doing drugs? It's fine, I was no different when I was your age."
"...I was playing Dungeons & Dragons at Michael's house."
"...oh. Well, IF YOU WANT TO DRUGS, THAT'S FINE WITH ME. "

Fuck you, Mum.

>>10180323
Stop posting

>>10180307
Most of the people in NEET threads aren't actually NEETs.

>>10180323
I like you for two reasons:

- You're from my country.
- You used to have a very nice trip persona, which I ruined and for which I'm deeply sorry.

Keep posting!

I'm going to stream Max Payne for my friends tonight.

>>10180378
A-Are we your friends? Will you post the link here?

Will there be another Boy Next Year this year?

im about to blaze the fuck up in here like its 420

>>10180401
I wouldn't mind having some /jp/sies watch my stream. Would you guys be okay with me posting the stream link later?

>>10180352
It seems like my parents are the only ones here who get upset with their son drinking himself to death

Some days, being here is just hellish and unbearable. I wonder how many healthy years of my life I'm losing.

What kind of shit parent buys their NEET kid booze?

>>10180357
Thank you.

>>10180433
sounds like a GOOD parent to me

>>10180433
I know right? It's like they want their kid to feel confortable being a shut-in with no obstacles.

>>10180310
>>10180314
if I asked my mother to buy me booze she would say fuck you. I asked her last news years for some and she told me to eat shit basically.

I had to shovel snow today for the first time this winter.

It wasn't exhausting yet as I could mostly just sweep it away, but I fear for when I actually have to use the shovel.

Pic related, the look outside my window this afternoon.

>>10180433
I have a NEET friend who reminds me of the guy described in >>10180322 and his mother buys his beer. I guess this is more common than I thought, especially since some people here have posted about their parents doing the same.

>>10180454
I envy you. A lot. Can we switch lives?

I think my eyesight has been getting worse. Not that it comes in the way of my activities.

>>10180480
Given that I know nothing about you, no.

>>10180480
Please stop posting here.

Playing zombie games!

>>10180451
But alcohol is a drug. Call me old-fashioned, but I wouldn't buy alcohol (or weed, or any other drug for that matter) for my son.

>>10180480
tokiko pls

>>10180525
That's what I mean. It's stupid.
I wouldn't make my son feel confortable by letting him in his room using the computer the whole day.
And buying alcohol for him, so he doesn't need to move his ass! That's foolish!

>>10180525
Don't listen to that retard. That's what a good parent would do, although personally I don't mind the occasional drink. Weed, coke, etc. are out of the question.

>>10180517
That's horrible! What's that a game?


I will be 4chanin like EVERY day.

>>10180549
See >>10180544

>>10180550
it's called zafehouse diaries, it's on /rs/ as "ZHD" if anyone wants to try it

I know this sounds like something a normalfag would say, but lately I've been thinking about losing my virginity to a prostitute. I mean, I have some extra money so why not invest it in getting my dick wet? I already have a few onaholes so I might as well try and find out what the real deal feels like.

How I see it, fucking a prostitute is just a form of masturbation.

>>10180566
alright i'm done

>>10180571
Find a child prostitute. An adult prostitute is absolutely disgusting, completely and utterly foul. You shouldn't let some kind of dried up skank who smells like smoke anywhere near your weener.

>>10180566
Thanks, dude.

I guess now i have something to do. Oh this reminds me i also have to play that withc house game.

>>10180571
I hope you find a clean one.

>>10180583
I'll probably try to find some nice college girl whose looking for some extra spending money. I would never even think about fucking a "professional".

>>10180604
There are nice professionals, high class prostitutes I mean. Of course they are very expensive: wud not fug.

>>10180341
m9

>>10180604
If you're asking students, then why not just ask middle schoolers?

>>10180348
I had mince pies and luxurious hot chocolate.

>>10180454
you live somewhere nice

>>10180631
You're going to get anon arrested.

>>10180654
No, it's fine. Just take a day trip and go to another state or something.

>>10180492
Mine too, I think. It's been getting progressively worse over the years. It's annoying because I have to pay for new lenses.

Some time ago I realised I was straining to read some blurry text at a distance I would normally be able to read easily.. and I thought,

"shit not again" (actually I said it out loud)

Anyone heard of Space Engine? It's basically a space simulator and you can visit stars. It uses FPS controls and you can pick the speed you move and just roam around the universe visiting whichever galaxies you want. It's kind of scary listening to classical music while roaming aroung though.

>>10180669
How's that related to NEET lifestyle?

>>10180675
How are child prostitutes related to NEET lifestyle?

What would you do if you started getting bored with 4chan?

I want to be a NEET.
I envy those that live like this.

>>10180700
I'm already bored of 4chan.

sage

>>10180727

>>10180727
There's no point at posting a reply that is absolutely just an attempt to announce the sage.

>>10180727
Lurk more, outsider-kun.

>>10180700
When I got sick of 4chan I stopped going on the internet for months. But i fucking ran out of funds so here I am again.

>>10180691
Please

>>10180754
Oh, so we're only good enough for you when you don't have any money?

>>10180739
>>10180742
>>10180752
You just got fucking trolled

>>10180759
Oh no! Someone pretended to be a retard near me, now my night is surely ruined.
Go home, son.

>>10180739
>>10180742
>>10180752
>>10180761
So baited, newshitter

>>10180761
Sorry but that's what happens when you mess with the big boys.

>>10180761

>>10180571
The temptation is perfectly normal, but what I have read from some who have done that was either negative or indifferent. I think you should not do it, especially if you're conflicted enough to have to think about it so much!

If you decide to, don't go cheap. You might regret wasting money, but there is much more you could regret about a bad experience.

>>10180800
Yes, he needs to find a middle schooler.

>>10180453
Why? Does she drink it herself?

I got drunk last weekend for the forst time, it was ok. I didn't get shitfaced. I onlt took 3 full shots of vodka. Tasted like ass, the bizz was a good experience thought. I don't regret it. It made /jp/ even more entertaining.

Please forgive my typos. My ssd died and i have to use a phone to internet, it's awful.

>>10180650
Yeah, it's cool. Though It's a little too homely, I often miss the anonymity of a big city.

>>10180944
"Smart phone" users do not belong on /jp/.

>>10180960
He never mentioned having a smart phone.

>>10180822
I think it would be best if he chose not to find anything. He would avoid hurting himself, save money and possibly avoid hurting a gullible but otherwise innocent girl.

>>10180758
Why are you ignoring this post?

>>10180979
I'd a Kyouko.

Please don't do drugs.

>>10180664
Yeah well I don't even have glasses. Hopefully this doesn't get worse.

Just finished Far Cry 3, so I'll probably start up another game. I'll be watching my usual weekend animes and probably drinking a bit, as well.

when did the NEET threads become a newfag circlejerk

>>10181008
So did you kill your friends?

>>10181012
way to show your newfaggotry

>>10180979
>a gullible but otherwise innocent girl
yeah, if he lives in a third world country or is finding illegal forced prostitutes. Assuming he lives in a first world country the chances of you hurting a gullible and innocent girl are slim.

>>10181018
No, I'm not a monster.

>>10181008

>>10181022
Good boy.

>>10181022

do you even satan?

>2012
>not even satan

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Don't miss out on this shit, you'll be mad if you do. ANCIENT ALIENS MOTHER FUCKER.

Also now join us on le Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/spiritualsatanism/

>>10181022
>Sudo

>>10180982
Isn't she cute?

>>10180985
He sounded like an unpleasant person, you shouldn't worry about it.

>>10181020
He mentioned finding a college girl desperate for money, and others mentioned children.

>>10181022
Sudo you are my waifu.
I am not even kidding.
No this is not ironic.
Sudo pls ily callme

It's winter break at Uni. I get to enjoy being tempNEET for a month. It's not that bad, you truNEETs should try it. There's more useful things to do with your time besides trying to learn Japanese. And you only get to be young once, so now is the time.

>>10181008
Was it fun? Be honest. I was considering getting it.

>>10181053

university sucks. enjoy your 9 trillion$ of debt, worthless degree and wasted years

>>10181053
But going to college isn't useful.

>>10181053
go tell /a/ about it.

>>10181053
Take it elsewhere.

>>10181058
I liked it quite a bit, probably the best FPS this year in terms of single player.

>>10181049
I want to civilize her by filing down her fangs, buying her a bunch of frilly dresses and sending her to a good finishing school so she becomes a proper young lady.

>>10181071
I'm so tired of reading this shit.

It's only useless if you go in expecting a job from a worthless degree.

Learn a marketable skill and college will propel you into a well-paying job.

>>10180310
How do you get your parents to buy you booze? I assume you're like 16 or something. I give my parents every single autism buck I get and they barely tolerate me living here.

>>10181118
Not everyone has parents who completely loathe them.

>>10181103
This. I'm sure all the doctors, programmers and engineers are absolutely cursing what college has done to them. Here there's alot of merit scholarships and bursaries too. With those uni can become a free ride or close. I have no debt thanks to them and a PT job I held during uni.

>>10181100
I would settle down with her just the way she is. She's a sweetheart.

>>10181130
Her binge eating habits are a symptom of PTSD. At least send her to a psychiatrist and dietician to prevent her from getting diabetes and malnutrition or wasting magic preventing those things.

>>10181129

i like the part when you mentioned that 50k starting job you have and how university was such a great success for you.

>>10181155
70k here
pz

>>10181053
>>10181103
I'm in PharmD. You think I'm happy? This is the prime of my life, and I'm reading about organic compounds. I'm 24k in debt--most students have more--and in recompense my head is crammed full of bullshit I couldn't care less about. Then after >8 years of this, when I'm near fucking 30 and finally finish, what do I get for my troubles? Decades of work and inevitably the accompanying stress. I don't think the salary is worth it. I was happier as a NEET.

>>10181183

And what exactly, pray tell, is wrong about reading about organic compounds? Shit's interesting, dawg.

>>10181183
I finished my biochemistry degree then did nothing with it, so I feel your pain but I got out before it was to late.

>>10181183
Sure it's tough, but you'll be self-sufficent. Relying on others to support you only works as long as they put up with you.

>>10181190
What is your experience with ochem

>>10181183
>thinks pharmd is hard
>thinking getting paid $100k a year for being a cashier is shitty

go to bed jsaon

>>10181103
But I don't want to work.

>>10181103
Who cares about well paying? I would rather get a $12K per year job than go into $200K debt for the chance I might get a good job if I graduate.

NEET > shitty job > college

Shitty job only preferable to NEET if you don't have stupid government/stupid parents to leech from.

>>10181103
>well-paying job
What would I do with this money?

>>10181224

buy a real doll

>>10181183
I love hearing PharmDs whine about their course load and then how shitty their futures are going to be.

I would know I go to med school and I hear nonstop whining about their "work"

>>10181155
>>10181161
$10/month freelancer reporting in.
Work when I want, NEET when I want.
Get on my level ultranerd.

>>10181209

The only people who end up with massive debts and no job are people who get useless philosophy degrees.

Stop believing the lies perpetuated by the liberal media.

>>10181234
You could make more money selling lemonade.

>>10181224
Buy stuff yourself, pay for an apartment. You know, stuff normal people who don't freeload do.

Not in Education, Employment, or Training

>>10181155
>>10181161
>>10181161
>>10181155
$10k/month freelancer reporting in.
Work when I want, NEET when I want.
Get on my level ultranerd.

>>10181235
And underachievers who didn't bother doing anything after university.

>>10181152
I would make sure we had plenty of healthy food. I think it could be good for her to try cooking regularly, assuming that she hasn't/doesn't. It would at least be nice to see her in an apron at a stove.

>>10181235

stop believing the propaganda of the well paid professors and college/university staff

"oy... of course you'll get a job, goy! just give me your £9000 fees first. don't worry about the other 20000 people graduating with your degree this year! and yes, of course a 2:2 isn't a complete waste of 3 years!! it's just as good if not better than a first class degree"

>>10181235
And people Engineering wannabes who are fucking retarded and have no business being in college in the first place. Like I was before I had the scales fall from my eyes.

>>10181238
I wouldn't move out of my parents' house even if I had a well-paying job. I guess I could help my parents with the bills or something, but I could do that with a regular job.

2 ugly 4 uni

Non-NEET here. I'm just here to give career advice to those who don't want to be NEET anymore. I have nothing against NEETs, just here to help those who want to leave the lifestyle. Have social anxiety issues? Need job interview advice? Resume help? Need to make a portfolio? I'm here to help!

I dunno what image to bump with, but I'm from /co/, /ck/, and /fit/.

>>10181298

post lifting stats

>>10181245
Her wardrobe needs a change too. I for one don't subscribe to the lazy liberal 'we don't care go wear whatever you want' policy. Especially at her age. Get her back into a regulation school uniform stat.

>>10181298
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>10181298

how do I get a job that wont make me want to kill myself?

>>10181306
Impossible, they all do that.

>>10181306
You can't, all work is pain.

>>10181298
How can you help me with my social anxiety?

>>10181320

you're a great guy you can do this! fuck yeah!!! wahooo

do you need any more encouragement or are you good to go

>>10181320
Get a work from home job.

>>10181306
What do you like, brah? Also Captcha sucks ass

>>10181316
>>10181311

This is what NEETs actually believe.

>>10181320
Start socializing with your family first. Be a chill bro about anything and don't overreact to whatever bomb they drop. Slowly make your way to socializing with neighbors, store clerks, or strangers IRL. It doesn't have to be a 30 minute conversation. Also, >>10181331
is me.

Education itself only has so much use alone. What's truly useful is experience, and most colleges nowadays will get you that. Co-op programs along with internships and all that get you the experience and connections needed to succeed alongside the education to be able to work in whatever field you are aiming for. College isn't useless, and education isn't useless. What's useless is the person who doesn't take advantage of every opportunity. If you go to college you have to be dedicated and ready for it, unlike >>10181183. The only people who complain about their own college or education are people who either got a near-worthless degree or went through college like a halfass and are now wondering why their "useless education" didn't get them a job. The other people who complain are the people who can't afford college complaining about prices and worth, which is actually a valid complaint because so many factors have screwed over college costs since the 80s.

>>10181340
10/10 observation skills.

>>10181331

watching anime and Chef Ramsay

>>10181340
Having money is nice, but the stress and the fact you don't have any time to enjoy the money makes it not worth it. Plus you likely will only be making poverty pay and will still have to leech off your parents, anyway. The only thing keeping me in at my job is pride.

>>10181331
I like staying in my room, collecting figures, watching anime, playing VNs and masturbating.

>>10181183
>PharmD
Glad I dropped out of my program, couldn't put up with that shit.

>>10181353
So you like cooking, or watch criticism against others compared to your cooking skills, or just enjoy watching others being brought down to your level. I suggest culinary or bartending classes, brah. Even if you're not a good cook now, culinary classes teach you everything. Trust me, my best friend was a shitty cook before he to the classes. Also, trades education is alot cheaper than university.

>>10181365

I don't like cooking though. How is bartending? Is it so hard that you have to take classes for it?

>>10181359
Sounds like you're good with PC's. Apply for an IT course. It doesn't require much social interaction and you just need to be polite and patient.

>>10181298
I have a bit of advice for everyone who needs to get a job or otherwise participate in society. This is the all-important determining factor for a person's success in society. It's not "I have enthusiasm" or "I have determination, goals, and motivation." The determining factor is "fuck it."

If you want something different, start a business. Employers have a pick of the litter of people lining up to be paid minimum wage, especially in the US where society encourages workers to contribute to the large-scale success of businesses. The only con is that you have to fill out a lot of paperwork, but even that doesn't matter because no-one reads any of said paperwork. You might also have to take out a loan, but the investment for that is much smaller than in student loans, and you have the advantage of actually being able to file bankruptcy on business loans so you can never really screw yourself over with it.

>>10181365
If you say brah one more time I'll mention it to my mother.

>>10181374
You want a bartending license? Apply for it. In Canada we get classes for them before a test that grants you said license. My brother took one and it was for 1 month and aced his. You're guaranteed jobs from coffee shops, bars and clubs if you have one.

>>10181375
That's pretty good advice. If by courses, you mean braindumps, that is. Don't pay for an actual course, unless you can get someone to teach you for free. Then your resume looks better and you can get the horrible office position that has nothing to do with what you just learned of your dreams.

>>10181380

stopped reading when i saw the tripcode. go back to /v/, crossboarder.

please le sage your epic posts

>>10181359
>otaku hobbies
>>10181375
>Sounds like you're good with PC's

This is the face of true optimism.

>>10181410

le nokosage

>>10181359

work for Funimation

>>10181410
chan pls

>>10181393
Small, tip, brah, make a portfolio along with your resume. Getting certificates for fractions of university fees is better. You can pay them off in 2 paychecks along with tips. Also, you're not allowed to serve alcohol without a license in Canada. And having a bartender's course makes your portfolio and resume much better.

>>10181410
Okay.

>>10181354

Do you seriously think that every job is about how much money you make? I know I'm on /jp/, but jesus christ how delusional are you?

>>10181428

do you seriously think people spend the vast majority of their lives in work because they enjoy it?

>>10181428
What the hell else would it be about?
You can't tell me there are people that actually enjoy slaving away out there for most of the hours they're awake in the day.

>>10181418
the master-race. all the politeness of a sage without the "look at me! look at me!"

>>10181432
>>10181430

You seem to be under the impression that just because the majority of people work in jobs they hate, that EVERYBODY works in jobs they hate.

I, personally, love my job and what I do. The money is just a nice bonus. Yeah it's stressful at times, but overall I'm having the time of my life. I enjoy the work I do and what I create.

>>10181438
What is it that you do?
I find it hard to believe that you'd work for no income.

>>10181446

I wouldn't work for no income, because I do sort of need money to stay alive and support my hobbies and stuff, but that's secondary to taking enjoyment in what I do.

I work as a researcher. The stuff I study is FUCKING FASCINATING and I wouldn't be able to do it if I didn't have this job.

>>10181346
Okay, >>>/v/

>>10181438

if you need to be chained to babylon working 40 hours a week for the next 40-50 years to enjoy life then you've got serious problems

>>10181410
Man, shut the fuck up.

>>10181354
I usually laugh at these people. Having a career is never a bad thing, socially, mentally and financially.

>>10181455

Why are you still under this impression that every job you could ever had is going to be some sort of slave work? That's just what your parents experienced and told you because they failed and never achieved their dreams. Why are you so afraid of doing different than your parents?

>>10181451
Well good for you, I imagine that research can be a legitimately interesting thing.

>>10181463

So can you agree that not all work is soul-crushing slave labor?

>>10181454
Although I like video games, I don't consider myself /v/. Just because I say 'bro' or 'brah' doesn't mean I'm part of their culture. Done talking with you.

>>10181464
If it's something you have a passion for, it can be bearable.
None of my passions are related to a work field though, and the ones that might be are far too out of my grasp.

>>10181464

unless you work 40 hours a week across 5 days (or more) then it's not ``work''. anything less than that is just a part time job and you do not understand the true pain of being employed

>>10181471

>Bearable

Did I mention the fact that I FUCKING LOVE what I do?

What are your passions? Also, never think that the only passions you will ever have are just the ones you have right now. I didn't think I'd enjoy the field I was in until I took a class of it in high school.

>>10181473

I work in the lab sixty hours a week. I spend more time there than I do at home. The lab basically IS my home. And I fucking love every god damned second of it.

So fuck off, kid.

>>10181464
Most work available is.

>>10181478

But not all. Please stop speaking in absolutes.

>>10181477
I'm interested in computers and science, but I'm not prepared to put any work into a long drawn out course full of needless complication.

>>10181477
>So fuck off, kid.

oh dear. don't get mad.

I went to Chipotle earlier and they gave me my order for free. Walking away with a free burrito and chips I felt really bad for some reason. I still have the money my parents gave me. I think I'll take a walk to the store for something sweet.

>>10181487

Have you ever taken any of those courses? They're rarely "full of needless complication".

Give it a shot at your local community college, just so you don't risk too much money by it. You might be surprised at how much you enjoy it.

>>10181457
le mad

>>10181493
chan pls
pls

>>10181424
Also, I forgot to add: They're not brain-dumps, unlike university where you sit down, watch a lecture, slide show, and do a test. Trades schools give you hands-on training and education and they sear it into your brain. Trust me, it's no brain dump. They make sure you understand the work and teach you techniques to acquire and keep your job.

>>10181492
I did give it a go, a few years ago.
I quit after year one, the environment pissed me off, the people pissed me off, the lecturer was less competant than me and I couldn't concentrate with shitheads that clearly had no idea what they were talking about yammering on in my ear.
I know the stuff well, especially the computer stuff, the fact that I have to prove it via taking a course and getting some approval from a person I'll never meet is just infuriating.

>>10181500

While I'm not technically going to a "trade school", the community college I'm at has really good computer science programs that require a lot of actual coding and demonstrating you actually know how to code and work with it and stuff.

>>10181504

You must have bad luck, then, because the community college I went to was great. The general ed classes were filled with shitheads, though...

>>10181500
Science degrees give you a lot of hands on work as well, you're pretty much in the lab half the time. If not more in your senior years. This is with a biochemistry degree, so that would apply for chemistry and microbiology as well.

>>10181505
Anything outside university have great educating techniques. They keep their classes small(like 8) to medium(16) sized so the instructor has more control.

I remember a C course I took in college. I did all my work by myself and got an A in the class. But I remember how half the class didn't know how the fuck to print a triangle of asterisks. Also, some fat 18 year old fuck asked me for my lab one the way to class once. I never even talked to him before that.

I remember one time I took a class, and I didn't post about it in the NEET thread because you cannot be in education and be NEET.

Please go away.

I'm not NEET, because my mom kicked me out 1 month after I graduated college so it was starve or work (fucking whore, I was already looking for jobs). Got an electrical engineering degree tho, and now I make $60k per year. Except I've also never even held a girl's hand, and am virtually a shut-in except for hanging out with my 2 friends from high school and going to work. An exciting Friday for me consists of eating pringles and watching Boku wa Tomodachi for the 5th time in a row.

So I basically get torn between the worst aspects of both NEET-dom and normal-faggotry, and am unwelcome even among the unwelcome. I wish I could put an end to all life in the universe.

>>10181500
Like I said, the job you ultimately get has nothing to do with your certificates, so who cares if you retain the information or if they expire?

>>10181509
I loved my Chemistry and Biology Labs, brah. It was the shoot-me-in-the-head boring theory and lack of..... what would you say it? What I said here >>10181514 where my electrician's course we felt like a family. We still talk and help each other. Even the anti-social types were very interactive in discussions and were pretty cool.

NORPs please go.

>>10181509

Yeah, this. The only classes that give you lectures, slide shows, and tests are liberal arts or math. Not much room for hands-on stuff there.

>>10181522
Whaat, how's your working hours, brah?

>>10181518

>But I remember how half the class didn't know how the fuck to print a triangle of asterisks.

Jesus christ what. One of the most basic labs we do in school is how to make a tree with asterisks, to demonstrate the printing method.

>>10181493
You're right, I'm fucking mad, bitch.

>>10181531
Biochemistry you definitely get a more intimate type of lab experience as well, most of the senior year labs were 10 to 20 people max per 3 to 8 hour slot. Thats how it was for me though, you definitely had some fun in fourth year advanced labs. I also did a thesis during my degree so I was thrown into a real lab for two years, that probably helped with my experience.

>>10181540
Not that guy who you replied to, but we pretty much did what you just described. Identify trees, know some shit that you should've known in high school or from being aboriginal.

>>10181522
Upon further reading on your post, brah, you could try out being an electrician. You have the theory and knowledge, you just need the skills and you'd zoom your way into a satisfying career as an electrician. Same field, but different teaching methods.

>>10181538
40 hours per week, and every once in a while a whole lot more UNpaid overtime beyond that. So not bad all things considered...

>>10181561

>Being aboriginal

I'm so sorry. Not because I think you have genetic inferiority or anything, but just because I know that the people who surround you are all genetically inferior.

It's crazy. I usually hate racism, but when it comes to abos, all I can think of them all as is complete subhumans.

And I'm not even Australian.

Please remember to report all off-topic posts.

>>10181575
Not Aussie, brah. but keep telling yourself that. We still have awesome facial features(at least where I'm from, Nova Scotia), and those of us who actually apply our natural abilities we are the best in our field. If you work in construction, electrical or plumbing, we are the highest in demand.

>>10181540
I'm not surprised at all myself. I'm currently in the last year of a 3 year Programming course: first year was C and Programming basics, second year was OOP and Java, this year is Java and Android app development.

By this point, there are still people in this class who have trouble with even the simplest of things, which include things like basic operations between integers and how for loops work. Why they are still here I don't know, and each new day is like a treasure box of angry internal monologues.

>>10181587
Isn't off-topic. Still relevant to NEETs who want to leave the lifestyle. Like 95% of this board is NEET and us non-unemployed or non-educated want to help them out.

/jp/ - BRO CULTURE

>>10181619

>Learning OOP in your second year

What the fuck?

>Not learning assembly at all

WHAT THE FUCK?!

>>10181602

Oh, sorry. Whenever I hear "aboriginies" I think Australian abos.

Inuits are pretty tight.

>>10181641
The only guy who says 'bro' or 'brah' is >>10181634
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And they're all me.

>>10181673
Yes, and you need to leave.

>>10181650
I'm Mi'kmaq. Inuits are bros, though. I met with them during Canada-wide science fairs. They sure do love whiskey.

>>10181680
Yeah, trying to help people to improve their lives and careers is a terrible thing.

>>10181673
Yeah and you need to leave.

>>10181687
I'm glad we're on the same page.

>>10181681

I think the thing I feel most bad about in terms of white people colonizing the Americas is that they brought alcohol to entire peoples who had never encountered it before, and made them all alcoholics for generations to come.

>>10181687
On /jp/, let alone in this thread, it's completely off-topic. Take it to /a/b/v/r9k/adv/. Nobody here gives a shit.

>>10181687
It is in this thread.

>>10181687
These NEET threads are supposed to be for people who enjoy the lifestyle. Sorry that the /r9k/ikes made you believe otherwise.

There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>>10181707
>>10181696
But like I said in >>10181298, I have nothing against NEETs. I was just providing advice for those who no longer want to be NEET or just want to have a career. I also noticed a somewhat high suicide rate from NEETs in news, my province, and country.

>>10181725
>I was just providing advice for those who no longer want to be NEET

Those people are the minority here, enough to the point that discussion like you're participating in is just distruptive and off-topic.

I will NOT stand for this off-topic discussion. Trespassers on the beacon of quality known as NEET lifestyle will be dealt with using terminal force.

>>10181725
This thread is for NEETs that love their lifestyle, we don't need helping.

>>10181732
Either you can spend the 20 minutes reporting all these off-topic posts and hope the janitor returns to delete them, or you could just make a new thread.

Not in any of this university?
Enjoy your LOL UNEMPLOYMENT.
Going to university is a waste of money.
Stay bakas EET.

>>10181302
Clothing should meet or exceed the occasion, but I would prefer to just stay home and be comfortable with her.

>>10181725
These threads are about NEET lifestyle. Discussion about careers and how to escape this lifestyle is off-topic.
Please leave.

>>10181725
>I was just providing advice for those who no longer want to be NEET or just want to have a career.
Yeah, those people shouldn't be in this thread either.

>>10181723
I agree whole-heartedly.
The NEET lifestyle is the greatest lifestyle, how anyone could hate it escapes me.

Welp my uni made it, albeit just barely
Stay upset permaNEET faglords

>>10181758
Who gives a shit get out

>>10181758
grrr

>>10181758
Made what? What are you talking about?

>>10181740
Damn was it immensely stupid to half-ass high-school. Imagine how amazing it'd be to be in those top-10'ers there, to be truELITE. All the cool people seem to have done it.

I've gotten into a few of the ~90+ at least...

>>10181764
I hope it's an anti-unemployment serum. Inject it into yourself and instantly find yourself at a job.

>>10181758
meant to reply to
>>10181740

>>10181723
I give up. Also >>10181758 I'm not this guy. Hope you guys tell your parents you love them everyday. Goodbye.

>>10181723
That's a very shallow analysis.
It's possible, indeed quite common, for people to enjoy the NEET lifestyle and yet be looking for work out of necessity. You can be happy with your immediate circumstances even while trying to change them. Life is complex like that.

That said, NEET threads are obviously meant for the discussion of NEET lifestyle. NEETs who are looking for work can still contribute to that discussion, but talking *about* jobs is clearly inappropriate.

>>10181766
Good fucking luck paying for that shit. Even rich people who have great grades can't pay to get in. Poor people don't just go to shit schools because of grades, and I sure as fuck am never going to get scammed into taking a student loan.

>1. I wish I'd had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.

>2. I wish I didn't work so hard.

http://www.inspirationandchai.com/Regrets-of-the-Dying.html

>>10181766
I don't feel truELITE
>>10181809
True for the most part, but it depends on the school. Most of the schools at the very top of the list have extensive financial aid.

nonNEET here. sorry for posting in the NEET thread.

>>10181825
>I don't feel truELITE
Please tell me about your rose-coloured Harvard campus life.

>>10181852
There's no need to be bitter anon. Some people are just more intellectually capable than others. You shouldn't feel so inferior over it. It's a genetics thing. It's not really your fault.

>>10181863
I wasn't being sarcastic.

What are you lashing out for? Want to talk about it?

>>10181863
Are you unemploy now?
I am from one of those school but I am NEETING now. I wasted 4years of my life there and all the $$$.

I went out and spent some time in the woods today. I only covered 2-3 miles hiking but I ascended about 700 ft in under a mile. I don't do it often but it's nice to get some fresh air occasionally. The temperature was perfect. It was just cool enough to feel good while climbing without needing more than a windbreaker to stay comfortable at all times.

Did anyone else get any exercise in?

I was once a student at one those top universities.

Then I washed out.

>>10181823
Honestly, I have a feeling a lot of these people are just saying that because they don't know otherwise. Grass is always greener etc. I wouldn't be at all surprised if among career NEETs "I wish I worked harder/ Wish I had the courage to try in life" would be common as well.

That said I doubt I'd be one of those NEETs, however you never know how learning of your own mortality might affect you. In all honestly I probably wouldn't care, or regret I wouldn't get to live a longer NEET life.

>>10181916
At least you got out before blew even more money.

I hate everyone on this board.

>>10181922
NEET - all the time in the world doing things that you live
Non NEET - suffering salaryman, goes home to a bunch of crying kids, buying bags for 3D waifu, saving money toward kids education fund, own enjoyment is the lowest priority

Sure some NEET might be poor but it is 2012 countries, even the NEET in shitty developing 3rd world country can have computer and internet.

>>10181922
NEET - all the time in the world doing things that you like
Non NEET - suffering salaryman, goes home to a bunch of crying kids, buying bags for 3D waifu, saving money toward kids education fund, own enjoyment is the lowest priority

Sure some NEET might be poor but it is 2012 now, even the NEET in shitty developing 3rd world country can have computer and internet.

>>10181946
You can have a job and live by yourself.

Last night I slept as long as possible, woke up at 4 a.m. Not sure what time I went to bed but it was early, and I tried to sleep in, so presumably it was as long as I needed to.

Then I went to sleep again at 11 a.m., woke up at 3-4 p.m. I'm pretty bad about keeping track of the time, but I was out cold for awhile.

It's now 5 p.m. and I'm already sleepy again. It feels like too much effort to even look for new games to download/play. I haven't watched any new anime in months, although I still watch parts of old favorites.

It feels like I'm somehow becoming even more lethargic than usual. Is that even possible?

>>10181958
What is the point of living yourself?

Live with your parent, no need to pay rent, no utilities, free washing machine and free food.
What is the advantage of living yourself?
You like paying bills?
Paying for rent?

>>10181946
You are not one to judge whether people are happy or not.

>>10181968
You sound like a small man.

So /jp/, are there any good NEET night clubs in your area?

>>10182018
You can bring hookers over.

>>10181968
No, I completely agree with you. I was just thinking your last post seemed a little biased.

>>10181960
I think it's pretty well accepted that oversleeping can easily lead to sleeping more. That does sound a bit unusual, though. If it's bothering you, you might try forcing yourself to stay up until you can sleep at least 7-8 hours and repeat that at least a couple times.

So, what do you think is the maximum acceptable age to stll be living with your parents?

>>10182093
Isn't that up to your parents to decide? Are you trying to impress someone?

>>10182093
16

>>10181946
>own enjoyment is the lowest priority
Some people want to live for others.

It's 9:50 at night and I just woke up. I'm gonna go eat some pasta that my dad made...then I think I'll listen to some music for a while before popping a xanax with some grapefruit juice and having a good cry.

All the best to all you NEETs out there. Thank you for being you!

>>10182156
That's what they tell themselves and others, at least.

Went to the store, got some cookie dough and some tea. Tonight is going to be a good night.

>>10182156
Good for them.
I hope they dont end up like in >>10181823

Why are people blogging in /jp/?

>>10182170
That you get to bake? Suck it fagget!

Fuck, Ito En Rose Green sucks. I should have gotten Jasmine Green.

>>10181740
But I am going to one of those schools. The program you're in matters way more than the ``prestige'' of the school anyways.

A lot of what people said in this thread is true. But is it strange if I don't care about being NEET but would like to have my own place somehow? If I just somehow had my own place that I never had to leave unless I wanted to would be perfect I think.

I often daydream about landing the perfect job where I could be alone at all hours of the night and get paid for it. Like a cemetery watchman for an church. Sit in a little shed and every few hours get up and wander around, then go home and enjoy my own company.

Is that so much to ask? I don't want the world, I just want to be left alone but have something to occupy me.

>>10181863
He wasn't being sarcastic, why are you so insecure?

>>10182253
>cemetery watchman
Do you really want to be at the epicenter of a zombie outbreak? Especially at dead hours of the night?

Gaben made an appearance! He didn't say one word.

>>10182268
Cemetery? Safest place in the world to be.

>>10182268
Suspending my disbelief for a second here, can the dead be infected? I thought live persons are affected, die and then become reanimated as a flesh eater.

>>10182306

The original zombies were the dead returning to life. All the dead, fresh or not. This has varied from setting to setting over the years.

>>10182324
I see. The furthest my knowledge of zombies extends to is having played Resident Evil.

who NEET here?

>>10182253
At the very least, you'd have better privacy if you were living on your own.

>>10182324
Oldschool supernatural zombies are actually more dangerous than infected-style zombies anyway, since infected-style zombies are still bound by biology and should succumb to mass starvation after a year or so. The only major issue is if the disease can be spread through water, animal meat, or the air, in which case it'll be about as dangerous as any other highly-contagious fatal disease.

Goodnight.

>>10186142
Sleep well.

Morning!