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relationship with Youmu.

>> No.10172608

i don't like youmu very much

>> No.10172632

>>10172541
Youmu a shit

>> No.10172653

A relationship? You're thinking too long-term.

>> No.10172668
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>>10172608

>> No.10172675

>>10172668
Not feelin' it.

>> No.10172683

An abusive relationship with Youmu?

>> No.10172695

>>10172683
I want to be abused by Youmu.

>> No.10172703
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10172703

Youmu a love.

>>10172632
Say that to my face not on the internet and see what happens.

>> No.10172711

>>10172703
I'm here now what the fuck you gonna do?

>> No.10172715

>>10172711
You got a problem with Youmu bitch? You wish you had that bitchin hairstyle

>> No.10172721
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>>10172695
She doesn't much seem to be the abusive type.

>> No.10172734

>>10172721
That's why.

>> No.10172736

>>10172715
Her hair is dumb.
You're dumb.

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>>10172736
Don't bully

>> No.10172754

I have an unexplainable and irrational hatred for her.

>> No.10172752

I hate Youmu so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>> No.10172760
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>>10172736
>Her hair is dumb.
I smell see jealousy in your words.

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>>10172734
Hmm... I guess that sorta makes sense then, in a way.

>> No.10172775

>>10172760
Explain to me how that style could appeal to anyone but the people with the lowest of tastes.

>> No.10172777

>>10172749
Fucking DORK

>> No.10172782

>>10172760
You can't smell words, dork.
jesus chris youmu fans are dumb.

>> No.10172802
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>>10172775
>>10172777
>>10172782
Stop bullying.
Also, that hair is actually kind of stylish.

>> No.10172813

>>10172802
No it isn't.

It's shit. Feces. Excrement.

Congrats in having terrible taste in Touhou's. I'll bet you like Wriggles too.

>> No.10172824

>>10172813
Dude, what the fuck?

NOBODY likes Wriggle.

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SEX.

WITH.

YOOOOOUUUUUMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.10172820

>>10172813
You got a problem with Wriggle, turdburglar?

>> No.10172821

I have a hard time pinning a personality to Youmu. Maybe that's why I didn't like her in the first place?
She's cute though.

>> No.10172823

>>10172813
Whoa, Wriggle? That's going a little too far, man.

>> No.10172830

>>10172802
But I am genuinely curious as to what people see in it.

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Have no fear, the cavalry arrived.

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>>10172813
You don't like Wriggle either? Fuck you, you have shit taste.

>> No.10172852

>>10172845
Wriggle a shit.

>> No.10172857
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10172857

Oh, it's you again. Why do you do these things? You have something against the color green?

>>10172824
You are incorrect.

>> No.10172862

>>10172845
You like the worst possible Touhou.

I'll bet you shit in a bowl and eat just for a hot meal.

I'll bet you also love MLP and Nickelback.

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>>10172820
>>10172823
>>10172845
>liking the wriggle
haha oh wow

>> No.10172875

What are Youmu's ten desires?

>> No.10172884
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>>10172862
Eat the dick.

>>10172869
You too.

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>>10172875
She only has eight, try not to make fun of her for it.

>> No.10172901

>>10172875
To stop sucking in ten ways.

>> No.10172905

>>10172885
I need the fuckings Youmu's ten desires, now

>> No.10172903
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>>10172875

>> No.10172907

>>10172905
8 inches, eight of them.

>> No.10172909

>>10172903
Yeah, she has no tits or a life.

>> No.10172940

Youmu would be terrible with relationships.

>> No.10172942

>>10172940
And just terrible at things that don't require being boring in general.

>> No.10172962

Remember guys, all the cool kids on /jp/ hate Youmu

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>> No.10173018

I'm sure she'd be a great best friend.

>> No.10173050

>>10173018
I wouldn't go as far as to say best friend.

>> No.10173104

Yuyuko would secretly try to break you up, because relationships take away valuable gardening/misc. slavery time.

If she couldn't do that, she'd "accidentally" kill you and eat your corpse in front of youmu to deter her from finding a life of her own ever again.

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I'm done straight PUSSY GAZING every time I see Youmu bending over

>> No.10173121

>>10173104
Why would I ever pursue a relationship with Youmu if Yuyuko was an option this whole time?

>> No.10173125
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>>10173113

>> No.10173126

>>10173104

What if you worked alongside Youmu? Would Yuyuko then try and get Youmu a harem for cheap labor?

>> No.10173130

>>10173121
I'm not into older ladies.

>> No.10173131

>>10173121
Because Yuyuko plays the ditz but she is devious.

>> No.10173148

>>10173121
She's a sociopath who can hardly restrain herself from eating sentients in public.

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10173147

Why would I ever pursue a relationship with Youmu if Yuugi was an option this whole time?

>> No.10173158

>>10173147
But she was never an option.

>> No.10173175

10 top best 2hu (in no order)
Parsee
Byakuren
Seiga
Sanae
Marisa
Reimu
Kaguya
Reisen
Sakuya
Chen

Top 10 worst 2hu
Youmu
Yukari
Yuyuko
Yuugi
Okuu
Ran
Satori
Mokou
Wriggle
Mystia

>> No.10173217

>>10173175
oh poor u

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10175931

Why do you hate Youmu she's beautiful

>> No.10175954

>>10173175
>Top 10 worst 2hu
>Yakumo-sama
I'm gonna fuckin' kill u...

>> No.10176020

>>10173175
>10 top best 2hu (in no order)
>Sanae
>Reimu
>Kaguya
>Reisen
>Sakuya
>Chen

>Top 10 worst 2hu
>Yukari
>Yuugi
>Okuu
>Satori
>Mystia

My pleb tastes detector is off the charts

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>>10172821
Here, have this one. It's an easy fit.

>> No.10176245

Bruised Youmu?

>> No.10176328

>>10173175
>Sanae
>Seiga
>Chen
>Reisen
>Kaguya
>best

>All of top 10 worst
>worst
I really did, just puked in my mouth reading this because of how genuinely awful this post is. This is truly, the worst post on /jp/. I really hope, I'm being "tricked!"

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>> No.10176464

Seriously, what the fuck is a half-ghost.

>> No.10176479 [DELETED] 

>>10176451
Thank you for posting this in the correct thread instead of allowing it to stand as a topic of its own. You're helping to better /jp/.

>> No.10176496

>>10176464
It's when you have ghost semen.

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>>10173175

>All of that post

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>>10176451
>mfw
I know the original picture. Good Job.

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