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Its been raining here for a few weeks now, no letting up.

Is she like like PS3?

>>10162582
Where is your habitat?

Not really.
Marisa - ps3
Reimu - wii
Youmu - xgay 360

>>10162595
who got the ps2?

>>10162598
Your mom

>>10162598
yorihime

>>10162595
So Youmu is the best out of the three?

Please condense your Youmu threads.

>>10162617
How can you even think paying for online services and having a console that breaks just for no reason is the best out of the three?

Seriously, what the fuck is a half ghost.

>>10162630
A ghost impregnates a human with their GHOST SEMEN, and a half ghost child is born!

>>10162630
They day her cool side died it came back as a ghost to haunt her and remind her that she will always be a dork.

>>10162626
Because the PS3 only gets shitty ports.

>>10162614
>>10162616
cute and nerdy

>>10162664
You seem to be talking about irrelevant western games.

Youmu will die as she lived.

What are Youmu's Ten Desires?

>>10162683
You seem to be talking about irrelevant non-Cave games.

>>10162710
Shut up you dork unlimited.

>>10162704
Pick her nose.
Kick a cat.
Flip a turtle on its back.
Run in a circle until she throws up.
Chase after a chicken.
Drink a whole bottle of vodka in one go.
Put a cherry bomb in someone's mailbox.
Tell Lily White she stinks.
Eat the first slice of pie.
Win at hide and seek.

>>10162715

NTR with Youmu!

>>10162726
You forgot "get married" and "be a mother".

>>10162704

Cut the grass
Trim the hedges
Plant the annuals
Weed the garden
Fertilize the veg
Gather seeds
Turn the compost
Mulch the leaves
Feed the koi
Water the garden

>>10162726
>Chase after a chicken.
pls no, green-clad swordsmen should not be messing around with that kind of power

>>10162798
You said garden twice.


Is this a bannable offence yet?

>>10162802

I wish

>>10162789
Do you honestly believe that she will ever get the time to do any of those things when she's busy gardening, cooking, guarding, and all other manner of assorted tasks that she has to do everyday? If anything another family member will have the task of carrying on the family line while she lives out her days in voluntary celibacy to carry out her duties.

>>10162789
She doesn't need those, why do you think she carries around two swords for?

>>10162798
i'll "fertilize the veg" if you know what i mean

>>10162855
Jumping into a wood chipper would be very generous of you.

>>10162827
Desires don't have to be likely. Doesn't Youmu have dreams?

>>10162704
Having hair that doesn't suck isn't one of them.

>>10162832
Is that from a comic or a single image?

>>10162879
She can always dream of marrying Yuyuko and becoming a dykemaster.

>>10162905
No way.

>>10162915
Why not, she has no business being pregnant when she has work to do, plus Yuyuko will always be there when she needs help. Being a pro lesbo should be natural for her.

>>10162922
I don't think Youmu is gay.

>>10162929
Why wouldn't she be? It's not like she has any choice anyway. Even if she wasn't she wouldn't have any time to be in a relationship, and if she ever dared to bring a boy home Yuyuko would eat him, and even if she didn't she would smell his scent and track him down.

Youmu is a girl it's only natural she likes

>>10162943
Boobs.

>>10162942
Of course she's got a choice.
And I think you've got some misconceptions about Yuyuko.

>>10162957
What makes you think that Yuyuko would be willing to share her food, house, or her gardener/butler/guard with anyone else, especially a man, and most especially with a human one?

>>10162915
what is the pocky game

>>10162967
What makes you think she wouldn't?

>>10162993
Two people put either end of a stick of pocky in their mouths and munch away. The idea is that at the end they'll kiss.

>>10163001
Because the only reason a human would even be there would be because they were dead, and if they were dead I don't think she would care much for some spirit eating her food, living in her house, or fucking the gardener.

>>10163020
Or to see Youmu.
And whoa there, buddy. Nobody's saying he'd live there.

>>10163009
We call that the spaghetti game where I come from

>>10163032
Yeah, same idea as that.

Cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute.

Would you save Youmu from drowning?

>>10163080

She'll be fine

>>10163080
I'd just sit there and enjoy the moment.

>>10163085
She don't look fine to me.

Why would Youmu think about being a wife or a mother when she already has a duty to do? It would be like wondering why Sakuya doesn't go get married.

>>10163096
I can't decide if it's more depressing that someone drew this to fap to it, or that other people are also fapping to it.

>>10162704
>What are Youmu's Ten Desires?

10 to grow up

9 to have her first period

8 to smell the roses

7 doki doki

6 to feel hungry

5 to feel the warmth of the sun, and the wind on her face

4 to hold her mom

3 to gain weight

2 to eat chocolate

1 to feel the kiss of a boy

>>10163124
What about the dick of a boy and a pleasure of being cummed inside?

Oh no!

>>10163132
Sudoku is a rough game.

>>10163131
That's like dreaming of making mortgage payments, compared to the others.

>>10163136
Who would ever fucking dream about doing that? That's like dreaming about having your nails pulled out one at a time.

>>10163132
Tasteless.

>>10163132
Youmu's in a pinch!

>>10163140
That's because you haven't took a bite of Youmu's insides yet.

>>10163141
You monster what did you do to her!

>>10163096
HOW CAN YOU SEE HER TEARS UNDERWATER!?

That makes no sense...

>>10163148
She was just telling everyone how she is going to be a playable character in the next game.

>>10163148
Youmu having fun with her boyfriend!

S-Sex with Youmu!

Youmu is too boring to have a relationship.

>>10163162
If you're going to post anime screencaps, post them in /a/.

>>10163163
Why are you stuttering?

>>10163168
It isn't stuttering, it is just an abbreviation of "safe sex"

>>10163171
Well that's acceptable then. She may look like a child but it's anyone's guess what bugs she has within her.

>>10163168
Wouldn't you be a bit nervous if Youmu laid down and invited you inside her vagina?

>>10163178
Youmu's ten STDs:
1.Syphilis
2.Gonorrhea
3.Chlamydia
4.Viral hepatitis
5.Herpes
6.HIV
7.Crabs
8.Trichomoniasis
9.HPV
10.Crabs

>>10163179
I would be highly suspicious of her motives. I can't give just any girl my seed.

>>10163179
Well I wouldn't stutter, just calm my breathing and focus.

s*x

>>10163335
r*pe

How can Youmu ever hope to get a boyfriend when she's gardening all day?

>>10163183
what are Sanae's ten STD?

Guys...Youmu does leave the Netherworld, you know.

>>10163370
ripe? rope? i'm not sure what you're trying to say.

>>10163335
sax? six? uhh...

>>10163390
Are you fucking retarded?

>>10163446
Yes, please explain to me.

>>10163141
Blood loss and trauma should have made her faint by now. Guro is so fucking stupid.

>>10163448
Can't you see how pale she is, and how she's pinned to the wall?

>>10163183
Trichomoniasis isn't an STD.

>>10163448
Youmu has a strong will.

>>10163456
And yet she looks aware. Blood loss is serious busines..

>>10163471
Will means nothing when you are not getting enough blood and oxygen to your brain. Shutting off is a last ditch effort for your body to compensate for this.

This thread has fallen into bad hands, rebuilding.

>>10163491
You are assuming her body is the same as yours.

Guys, I think there's something wrong with Youmu, she got fat or something.

>>10163519
Yuyuko must be showing her how to properly eat.

>>10163519
Oh shit, she has cancer.

>>10163495

>>10163519

looks cute, man dat belly....

looks pregnant actually, would explain the breast growth

does anyone have decent images of her wielding katanas?

>>10163625
Define decent.
Why?

>>10163625
You mean nearly every image of her?

>>10163625
En Taro Adun

>>10163630

Youmu can cut things!

They're like scissors. Watch your neck, Youmu.

Would you reach out and grab her hand?

I hate Youmu so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>>10163774
Youmu probably killed that poor creatures entire family while gardening. Were the position of power reversed, she would show it no mercy.

>>10163781
How c-c-could you s-say that?

*sniff

*Hic

>>10163774
only if she swears loyalty

>>10163625

>>10163774
We've been over this. Yes, absolutely.

Do you prefer your Youmu as a pillow or as a warrior?

Hi

>>10163836
i'd use that dork as a chair

yes

She's not a bad girl but we all know that she's nothing compared to our dear perfect and elegant maid.

>>10163096
haha that fuckin flying sperm

>>10163836
I think we're fortunate in the fact there's about half-and-half "pillow" and FUCKING WARRIOR OF THE SWORD (where you at?) images.

>>10163836
A trash can.

What color eyes does Youmu have in your headcanon? They've gone through quite a few changes.

I like red.

>>10163956
Although blue isn't a bad color either.

>>10163959
Neither is green, or whatever that washed out color in SWR/Soku was.

>>10163956
>headcanon
Stop using tumbler-esque made-up words, please.

>>10163966
Just because somebody else invented a word doesn't mean you can't use it.

>>10163966
Well I'm not sure what other word would go in its place.

>>10163971
>What color do you think Youmu's eyes are? would be perfectly acceptable.

>>10163971
There is no equivalent noun. You would have to rephrase your question to something along the lines of, "When you think of Gensokyo, what color do you imagine Youmu's eyes to be?"

>>10163977
Or you could use "imagine" instead of "think" like >>10163978 suggested, which would probably be better.

>>10163980
As you originally worded it you'd just get "red, blue, or green, depending on the game," and that would be the end of the discussion.

>>10163977
>>10163978
>>10163980
Thanks. I'm still new to this defense business, I guess I'll just have to try harder now.

But none of you have answered the question, what color eyes do you think Youmu has?

>>10163986
On its own, yes, but I'm pretty sure people would get it if you kept the "They've gone through quite a few changes" part.

>>10163990
I think she looks best with blue eyes.

>>10163460
You don't know that

>>10163990
Blue

>>10163990

Don't thank them, you shouldn't have even payed those people with literal autism any attention.

>>10164240
dont bully

>>10164240
It's "paid".

Moron.

>>10164293
You're mom is paid, assfart.

>>10164293
>It's "paid."

Fixed that for you.

>>10163971
I use "Your Gensokyo"

Also Youmu only has 8 desires if you would've actually played TD.

>>10162580

But youmu does have game!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l62B-vEnJjU

>>10164501
Just because Miko is polite enough to not mention "in the ass" (twice).

>>10163141
>Youmu being bullied by Sakuya and Reimu

If youmu died, would her half-ghost survive?

>>10164674
she'd just turn into a full ghost.

>>10164740
But the ghost half would die too so she would be 3/2 ghost.

>>10164764
i think her human half would just become a ghost half, and both halves would probably become whole.

yuyuko would probably keep her in after that. even as a ghost i'm pretty sure she can still do some gardening and chores, or at least keep her company.

>>10164780
Little Youmu, the ghost that wasn't allowed to reincarnate.

>>10164785
who'd want that? that basically makes life pointless. why bother living and achieving anything, when it'll just restart anyway and you'll forget and lose everything?

this time possibly as a disgusting, fat, powerless man or an african nigger dying of starvation rather than a cute girl who can slash her swords close to the speed of light.

>>10164780
The human half would still become a full ghost I think.
If she only became a half ghost, that means there would be a human half remaining. In other words
1/2 ghost (myon) + 1/4 (ghost dead Youmu) + 1/4 (not ghost dead Youmu)

>>10164674
The remaining ghost part would reform into a chibi human Youmu and a smaller ghost half.

There was a comic about this somewhere.

>>10164827
nonary pls