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>> No.10157248

Sex with Youmu?

>> No.10157251
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>>10157248

>> No.10157258

Holding Youmu's hand?

>> No.10157262

I bet she doesn't even know what she's talking about.

>> No.10157266

>>10157253
Sex with Youmu!

>> No.10157280

>>10157262
Look at how embarrassed and nervous she is. I bet she does.

>> No.10157288
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>>10157253
I wish someone would look at me kindly like this. Just once at least.

>> No.10157293

So who's the lucky bastard to get this offer?

>> No.10157298

>>10157288
A dork shouldn't be too hard to find.

>> No.10157312

>>10157247
Youmu's ten desires?

>> No.10157342

>>10157293
Probably a piece of paper.

>> No.10157364

>>10157253
How much of a slut do you have to be to have sex with your skirt on?

>> No.10157368

>>10157312
1. Cut the grass
2. Trim the hedges
3. Plant the annuals
4. Feed the koi
5. Mulch the leaves
6. Turn the compost
7. Fertilize the veg
8. Weed the garden
9. Gather seed
10. Cut down those who rebel against the natural order

>> No.10157372

>>10157364
Sex with clothes on is very pure.

>> No.10157385

>>10157364
Nudity is lewd

>> No.10157409

Why is Youmu so stupid looking?

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>>10157368
>7. Fertilize the veg

>> No.10157434

"Youmu who knows men" is my favorite tag in pixiv.

>> No.10157442

I guess she's a big fan of Yes, although I prefer King Crimson personally.

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>>10157433
>7. Fertilize the egg

>> No.10157467

>>10157409
Because she is a... you know...

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>>10157467

>> No.10157491

>>10157409
How's she stupid looking?

>> No.10157512

>>10157491
How is she not?

>> No.10157515

>>10157512
I asked first.

>> No.10157525

>>10157409
It's her hair. The dork thing probably wouldn't have even caught on if not for the hair.

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>> No.10157538

she looks the best when getting ntr'd

>> No.10157542

>>10157525
No, the dork thing caught on because the one or two guys who started it would not shut the fuck up about it. If they didn't target her hair they'd target something else.

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soft and pure

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>> No.10157554

>>10157538
This. Youmu doesn't look right when she isn't depressed.

>> No.10157559

>>10157548
Cute image dude.

>> No.10157557

>>10157534
>>10157537
>>10157543
>>10157546
>>10157548
I love it.

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>>10157559
thanks pally pal

>> No.10157604

Why is Youmu trying to be sexually and romantically proactive so cute?

>> No.10157616

>>10157604
Youmu is cute. That's all there is to it.

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wrap up warm this winter /jp/!!!

don't want you watching a cold!

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Taking this thread in the name of pure, innocent, loving Youmu gently.

>> No.10157671

Seriously, What the fuck is a half-Ghost.

>> No.10157673

>>10157640
What if she doesn't want to be gentle with you?

>> No.10157682

>>10157671
Educate yourself: http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Half-human_half-phantom#Half-human_Half-phantom

>> No.10157687

>>10157640

Why is her chin not centered?

>> No.10157711

>>10157682
>Their human half's body temperature is colder than that of normal humans
Sounds slightly uncomfortable for certain situations, but it might be worth it for those moments when she snuggles up closely to you and comments on how warm you are.

>> No.10157726

Caring for Youmu's wounds?

>> No.10157735

>>10157640
Youmu sounds like a squeak toy when getting fucked hard

>> No.10157749

>>10157604
Because she isn't good at it.

>> No.10157755

>>10157735
kindly stop making my dorkitus worse please

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>>10157735
The pleasureful sounds Youmu makes are limited to her knowledge only.

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>>10157735
Sounds like every JAV ever.

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>> No.10157781

Youmu grabbing your hand and having it caress her face please.

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>>10157767
Dowant

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>>10157809
too lewd

>> No.10157826

>>10157781
Please

>> No.10157836

>>10157834
Thank you.

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>>10157781
>>10157826

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Youmu sleeping

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>>10157834
you are a gentleman and a scholar

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>>10157845
Putting Youmu to bed

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>>10157845
For those of us without a need to see body parts.

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Green Dog Youmu is my favorite anime

>> No.10157867

>>10157851
Thanks Sanae.

>> No.10157878

>>10157851
That doujin made me sad.

>> No.10157892

>>10157872
but that's not youmu

don't try to trick me

>> No.10157893

>>10157878
So it should. Shame there's not many good palate cleansers for it.

>> No.10157898

Post the one where she's bruised.

>> No.10157899

>>10157893
Mmm, I hear you. Youmu needs more happysex.

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>>10157878
that page makes me sad

>>10157898
You bastard

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>> No.10157963

youmu is a boy and this is a yaoi thread. reported for promoting the gay agenda

enjoy your ban

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>>10157872
Found this for you

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>> No.10157992

>>10157971
Is Youmu good with alchohol?

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>>10157963
I'd love Youmu even if she was a boy.

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This is the best Youmu

>> No.10158005

>>10157996
Male Touhous are Heresy.

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>>10157996

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>>10158024
Utility Myon

Doubles as a vehicle...

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>>10158031
...results may vary.

>> No.10158047

>>10158024
Mmmmmm, alphes. And onsens, onsens are the greatest.

>> No.10158042

>>10158031
Can you eat it too? What does it taste like?

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>>10158036
Also works as a pillow.

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>>10158042
Tastes like marshmallows

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How can someone who spends so much time with ghosts be scared of them and other spooks?

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>>10158042
Like stale whipped cream, with an aftertaste of cold steel when Youmu attacks you.

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>>10158056
Unsure, but play TH08 Extra stage with those two, because she actually does, although there's a slight chance that it's just the English translation being weak.

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>>10158069
I believe at the end of the extra stage, Yuyuko tells her there's a ghost int he bush behind her, and Youmu responds with "EEEEEEEEEEK!"

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>> No.10158100

>>10157899
No she doesn't. She doesn't get happysex because she doesn't deserve it.

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>>10158069
I know she's scared of then. That's what I said.
But why is she? Imagine her herding spirits to the Netherworld while also be scared out of her wits.

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>>10158100
You monstair

>>10158112
Because it's funny. Or something.

>> No.10158165

>>10158100
She can have it when she stops being so ugly.

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>>10158112
She's only scared of them when they're supposed to be scary in a silly way.

>> No.10158173

>>10158098

SOME

GARDNER

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>>10158173
I would hope that wouldn't be necessary... one would imagine Yuyuko doesn't have plans to eat Youmu.

>> No.10158184

>>10157809

Am I the only one who would immediately cut her bonds, help her out of the box, and ask her who the fuck did that to her?

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>>10158184
Nope.

>> No.10158207

>>10158186

She's friends with fucking Yukari. Who KNOWS what she thinks?

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Youmu piss piss

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Good for rubbing

>> No.10158239

>>10158184
What if she got someone to tie her up and send her to you because she loves you but was too shy to tell you directly, and now that you've untied her, she can never tell you?

>> No.10158255

>>10158239

Then she's clearly a headcase with severe self-esteem issues and I grazed the bullet with that one.

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>>10157247

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>>10158240
true

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>>10158225
moar

>>10158255
>Then she's clearly a headcase with severe self-esteem issues and I would certainly take her in and love her softly

fixd

>> No.10158261

>>10158225
>and my other underwear is still drying

What exactly does this mean?
Was she planning on pissing herself?

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>>10158261
It happens.

>> No.10158274

>>10158261
No she already did and had to get them cleaned and now she's on her extra pair

>> No.10158282

Requesting youmu_bathtub_nude.jpg please.

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>>10158282
Which one, there's like 45

>> No.10158291

>>10158286
It's close to that one I think.

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>>10158291
You know, you could got to danbooru. tags: konpaku_youmu bathtub, or knopaku_youmu nude. It'd be better than asking anons.

>> No.10158306

>>10158239
The sounds unlikely.

You're not alone, >>10158184.

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>>10158240
Yes, Youmu is very rubbable.

>> No.10158334

>>10158282
This one?
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/991129

>> No.10158394

>>10158334
Yes, that is the one we all remember the most.

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