/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This thread is so secondary I literally killed myself.

This is even dumber than Sanae a slut memes

>>10154734
then how did you post, cock connoisseur

>>10154740
Not even in death does his duty end

>>10154746
who r u quotin?

>>10154740
>almost 2013
>not being a ghost
I spooky dooby doo

How in the shit do you even jump to those conclusions?
Fucking secondaries.

I'm with the agreeance part. It'd be fun to see dorkface finally get a boyfriend.

This motherfucker right here.

If you've read it, you'll know what I mean.

why are you even reading the Fanon section

>>10154758

I didn't read it. You should tell the source so we can all read it.

>>10154731
i dont even

>>10154761
It's in moon.

>>10154764

post the source anyway.

>>10154764
>implying /jp/ cant into moon

>>10154771
Why do you want it so badly?

>>10154772
Most can't. Even a lot of the ones that lie and say they can still have to rely on text hookers and automatic translators.

>>10154776
This sums it up pretty well.

Why would anyone be so upset about their waifu getting significantly more aesthetically appealing official artwork? It was probably just some artwork that was made at the ass end of development, which means ZUN is finally learning how to art properly and all ours waifus will be adorable come 2013.

>>10154731
>gardener of a ghost partyhouse
>getting a boyfriend
He must be Drop Dead gorgeous

>boyfriend

You mean girlfriend.

Why do Touhou fans always jump to conclusions?

>>10154812
Christ how horrifying

If this doesn't look like a girl with a boyfriend I don't know what does

>>10154731
>Does anyone know who Youmu's boyfriend is supposed to be?

yes.
it's me.

Clearly the only answer is to make all the women ugly himono onna's.

>>10154819
she just woke up from getting fugged by her bf

>>10154774

Cause I want to see Youmu's bf

It's a simple desire.

What are Youmu's bf's ten desires?

>>10154758
It's NTR, isn't it?

What are Youmu's eight desires?

>>10154832
To fuck Youmu.
To kiss Youmu.
To fuck Youmu's mouth.
To fuck Youmu's ass.
To kiss Youmu.
To lick Youmu.
To tickle Youmu.
To fuck Youmu's feet.
To fuck Youmu's ass.
To fuck Yuyuko.

Pick one:

1. Youmu is being sold to other touhous for food to Yuyuko. She must be cute as possible for more food.

2. Yuyuko invites Yukari regularly to their house and she must look good to impress their quest. Maybe they even share Youmu.

3. Yuyuko is the boyfriend.

4. She just got a new hair brush and uses it a lot.

>>10154846

5. She got a cute trap boyfriend.

>>10154846
Youmu is either hetero, or simply not interested in sex, so I'd say 4 is the most plausible, if you're forcing me to choose such a limited amount.

>>10154846
4 sounds cute, so that.

>>10154831
I already posted a picture. Fuck dood.

>>10154833
No, why would you think that?

>>10154837
You lis-ERROR

>>10154853

>Implying having a boyfriend means she wants sex

She's a pure girl. She most likely believes in chastity before marriage

What would Youki think if he heard about Youmu getting a boyfriend?

I can't imagine he'd be very pleased.

>>10154746
I'm sorry, but I lost my shit so hard, I wouldn't usually, but I've just had 3 shots of 80 proof vodka, and I'm apparently a lightweight (first time drinker). Thank you for the laugh

>>10154855
There's so much bad stuff in doujins these days. I assume this one is no different.

>>10154862


He'd test the boyfriend if he's worthy enough for his daughter/granddaughter

>>10154873
Well you assumed wrong, this is just a man with a burning passion trying to help Youmu on Yuyuko's suggestion.

>>10154877
I am intrigued. Got a link?

Part of me wishes ZUN would match up one of his characters just so I could see the shitstorm.

>>10154880
Didn't you see the news?

>>10154881
That's just a young girl's one-way crush on an adult.

>>10154737
But Japan made that meme first.

>>10154887
And?

>>10154889
They have more info to go by before making their memes.

>>10154893
And it's still stupid. What's your point?

She looks way too young to have a boyfriend, when I was that age I was playing tag with the kids out in the sandlot.

>>10154904
bill pls

>>10154915

That reminds me of that Dr. Vermilion doujin where Yukari stumbles upon Youmu masturbating. She then proceeds to teach her about sex by gapping in two guys in and having them fuck her.

How would Yuyuko feel if she found out Youmu got a boyfriend?

>>10155037
like fuggin him

This reminds me of how my little sister really mellowed out once she got a boyfriend. She used to be kind of high strung and stuff, but afterwards she started to chill out

Incidentally, that reminds me how I've been told I'm the most unvirgin virgin some people have ever met. I guess most virgins get a bad rap for being really.. virginy? I don't know

Why am I posting? I should go to bed already..

>>10155063
Probably all virgin-y being /r9k/-ish. As in, all depressed and pathetic about it.
If I had to guess.

Canon boyfriend is better, with this we gonna got less of shitty yuri fanfiction.

>>10154795
I NEED SUNGLASSES ON THIS ANON, QUICK

>>10155088
hey, Anon? FUCK YOU

At least her hair is slightly less shitty now.

>>10155117
Worst pairing.

>>10155117

That pairing doesn't even make sense you fucking secondary

It's me, I'm her girlfriend.

Can someone please post that on Youmu gif?

>>10156047
Do you eat paper?

>>10156051
Nani?

>>10156036
Hey everybody look at this ultrasecondary projecting his lack of knowledge about Imperishable Night dialogue onto others.

>>10156048
There are quite a few Youmu gifs.

>>10156075

>implying anything happened between them

>>10156089
The one I want involves a bathtub. I have been trying too find it but I can't.

>>10156093
It's not like Youmu said "HEY I LIKE YOU LET'S FUCK" but there's about as much support for it as any of the canonically-supported pairings (besides the IN teams themselves of course).

That's the most retarded thing fandom ever has come up with and I don't even really like Youmu.
It's just plain retarded

>>10156102

>>10156054
Paper - usually square and white, made from trees, kinda rough. Mostly used for writing on but can also be used for making neat things by folding it. Do you eat it?

>>10154877
No, really, what doujin is this?

>>10156129
Nani sore?

>>10154822
It looks like one of ZUN's many "improvements" to his artstyle.

How the hell did they manage to think that? It's completely normal for girls to change their hairstyle, whether they're in a relationship or single or not even looking for a partner. It's just what girls do.

>>10156190
You think the majority of Japanese loser otaku know what is or isn't normal for girls to do?

>>10154745
Why does her bloods have P on them?

>>10156202
rest in Ps

>>10156215
+1

>>10156199
I suppose that's true, but surely it can't be that hard to just guess that?

>>10156215

>ZUN draws a certain Touhou cuter in the next installment
>"SHE MUST HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"

Jesus, that's one of the most retarded jumped conclusions I have ever read about Touhou. Are they that possessive? She doesn't even look that different.
C'mon Japanese fans, step it up.

>>10156230
Youmu a cute, I don't blame them.

I guess that Sanae and Aya now have company.

>>10156230
who are you quoting?

>>10156585
yomo needs more slutty pics

>>10155056

You mean like that one title from Avion Village where Yuyuko NTR's a guy that Youmu has fallen for?

>>10157234
That's just a secondary doujinshi please don't pay attention to it.

>>10157234
I always see Satori on that cover for for some reason.

>>10156230
Look at that picture, did she lose her boyfriend already?

>>10156230
Why, yes, Youmu is mine. If she changes her hairstyle without my knowledge, there is obviously something wrong with her.