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I guess her superior target acquiring skill makes her more lethal than whole /k/

>>10144041
Go away, Lain.

Udonge's pretty cool.

>>10144062
my name is Jonathan, man.

ommultec vista

Are her ears real?

(silly mispost)

Your spellcards are a joke!

Sure, she's far from useless. In bed.

>>10144112
Yup!

I think that there's different casts of moon bunny, Reisen II has the floppy civilian ears, yet all of the elite bunnies have the same ears as Reisen U.

I always assumed the funny button things were earrings, that would make sense, wouldn't it?

>>10144118
Don't bully!

>>10144123
castes*

>>10144112

We'll never know.

But I like to think those things that make them look fake and attached are just earrings.

>>10144123
Yeah, that's one way to look at it.

It's funny how /jp/ has a catch phrase for almost any touhou.

>>10144112
No.

Thing is, she lost her real ones in the war, and it's a major point of embarrassment and shame for her. I wouldn't press her about it.

Would you let Reisen seek refuge in your home?
How would you hide and care for her?

>>10144161
I'd hide her around my dick

I'd care for her sexually

ZING

*high five*

>>10144033
Then how come she is the easiest stage 5 boss?

>>10144159
How come her moon bunny peers have the same ears then?

Even the new recruits have the same kind!

>>10144161
No. She'll dig up the carpet and chew my cables.

>>10144161
she can dwell in my bunker. father be prepper

>>10144167
>she sees your dick

>>10144159
Moon rabbits don't have "rabbit" ears. That's just terran exceptionalism.

>>10144204
What.

Does that mean the best people have rabbit ears or something?

PMiSS states Udonge to be a rabbit beast youkai anyways.

>>10144140

Dat pose. Lewd as hell.

>>10144170
The shit you talking about? Orin's throne as the Stage 5 god aside, Reisen's the hardest.
I don't even like her and don't care for her fan brigade, but seriously. Bullets changing places just make me panic and suicide like a little bitch.

useful as an onahole

>>10144267
How can you not find curvy lasers hard?

>>10144281

They are probably onahole equivalents for Lunarians.

Just look at >>10144140

And imagine her sitting on your table like that.

Would you feed reisen some carrots if she was asking for some?

>>10145366
Yes, I would insert carrots

>>10145366
I'd feed her my carrot, if you know what I mean.

>>10145373

>>10144123
if those ears are real does that mean both sides of her head are just smooth and covered in skin? oddly gross.

>>10145476
You're not supposed to think of that.

>>10145476

Don't touch my ears...

>>10144118
I always forget about her exploding bullets in PoFV.

>>10146269

>>10145476
This is also true to Chen, Tewi, etc...

>>10144112
Personal theory is that the lunarians cut out the moon-bunnies natural ears and replace them with artificial ears with telepathic implants.

I want to date Reisen. She is one of fictional girls, that I actually would love to date.

>>10146378
she's a good girl

>>10145402

Won't you die without passionate fucking every day?

>>10145476

Of course not. She obviously have normal human ears too.

Still had more showtime than Hina ;_;

>>10146384

>>10145373
Actually I don't, would you mind elaborating?

>>10146408

Most fuckable touhou by far.

>>10146412
I only have one carrot but I'd give it to her anyway because I like her that much.

>>10146372
I think at their point in technology/magic, they could just breed the rabbits to have those kinds of ears.

>>10146416
I agree.

Oh, it's that girl from Youmu Rape Drama!

>>10146540
Certainly, but there are some psychological advantages to be gained by fucking with an entire race like this, and the Lunarians strike me as the kind of bastards that would do that.

I dunno, maybe I just don't like them very much.

>>10146635
I don't think they'd fuck with them that hard. The Lunarians aren't that bad. I just find it a bit easier to believe in different castes of bunny, much easier to do that than just lop off every poor rabbit's ears once they enter Boot Camp Watatsuki. They wouldn't be too jolly or easy-going in that event, well, despite the harsh punishments dished out.

I think Eirin's even getting attached to Udonge, in contrast to how she used to be, able to kill/use rabbits to only suit her own ends.

>>10146645
There's the convenience cost, no? In the moon she had a disposable supply of bunny girls and probably never gave any of them a second look.

Then after centuries of exile surrounded by the kind of useless earth rabbits (that could flee if mistreated) she finally gets Reisen, a fugitive that has nowhere else to run and is probably hard-trained to obey lunarians' every wish.

Picture completely related

>>10146372

Nah. They were rabbits long before lunarians even arrived on the moon.

>>10146784
Well, if she had been hard-trained for that, she probably would've stuck around.

Nonetheless, it's good that Eirin were to get Udonge, since Udonge is the best recruit the Defense Corps ever had. Udonge must undoubtably be a bit smarter than the Earth rabbits as well, which makes her a good disciple for Eirin to teach.

I'd also imagine Eirin cannot resist the ears. Them stupid, sexy, bacon ears man.

>>10146792

She run away because she was afraid to die in the war.

Not because Toyohime raped her every day and night.

>>10146796
It wasn't explicitly stated why she ran away, but I could see that as a good possibility.

But if the Watatsukis said 'stand here and try not to run away' with her being hard-trained to obey every order without waver, she would've stuck around. So there must be some degree of free will, Reisen II ran away too.

>>10146792
<-- this belongs to my headcanon

>>10146805
Is Eirin making Udonge do lewd things to the sight of her? Oh dear.

>>10146805
>headconan

Is this another word for "fanon shit I really like"?

>>10146818
Yes.

Black Tewi stuff and all.

>>10146803
>>10146796
>>10146792
It's kind of obvious Reisen isn't a complete devoted slave to the Lunarians. Otherwise Eirin wouldn't have to finish up her training here in Earth with all those punishments.

>>10146818

"Headcanon" is a synonym for fanon because idiots will be idiotic.

>>10146819
That's a silly word, there is no need to elevate fanon in some way.
It exists and you like it and that's allright.
But don't treat it as anything but fanon

Sorry for the offtopic talk, but that's just my 2 cents

>>10146842
You know what anon.

You make an excellent point.

>>10146833
lol no. It's "fanon that meshes well with canon in your head". Dere -> Alice is a very popular fanon that I hate, so it's not headcanon (for me).

Furthermore, canon squashes headcanon if people are honest, so the headcanon mostly pertain to things ZUN doesn't outright show. So most theories regarding what Mima is doing these days can be belong to headcanons, but a story where Mima is outright there with Reimu and Marisa resolving incidents can't.

I hope this helps to clarify any confusion. Have a good day! :)

>>10146850
That was quite a nice explanation, I think it cleared a few things up for me, thanks :P

>>10146850
Anything that is not outright canon is nothing but fanon speculation no matter how plausible it might seem

>>10146907
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=wronger-than-wrong
Why do you hate America, anon?

The theory that Sanae had a boyfriend before coming to Gensokyo isn't on the same category than the theory that Sanae is a raving, cock-slaving whore. One is a very real possibility, while the other would imply Sanae is content with just one cock.

>>10146946
ebic bost dude :-D
What's not canon is not canon you secondary

>>10146946
But all we know for sure is that Sanae had a boyfriend. (thanks to some interview by ZUN which nobody ever posts because someone said it on /jp/ so it MUST be true right?)

We know nothing about her sexuality.
It'd say it's even most plausible that she is still a virgin

>>10146965
Say that to my face, fucker, not online, and see what happens. :-DDDDDDDDd

>>10146973
I'd like to see this interview, too.
As for Sanae, I changed to subject to her on a whim, but I actually think she's a virgin too. She's still in the age during which "having a boyfriend" doesn't immediately implies "got the cock". I think it's very plausible that Sanae's experience with boys never went beyond second base.

>>10147051
Yeah, but everything we said here about Sanae is speculation and therefore fanon, no matter how plausible it seems.

>>10146792

>since Udonge is the best recruit the Defense Corps ever had. Udonge must undoubtably be a bit smarter than the Earth rabbits as well

Where are you getting this from exactly? I've never really seen anything to support either of these things.

>>10147139
Watatsukis mention in SSiB that her abilities are exceptional.

Also, earth rabbits just sing and play around whilst the group Udonge was part of is educated by the Watatsukis.

>>10147149
>just sing and play around
Eirin teaches them, in addition to anything that Tewi decides to share with them.

>>10147154
And they just sing and play around.

>>10147181
>>10147154
>>10147149
They make mochi. Lunarians would die of hunger without them.

>>10147149

Well I'll admit I only read through SSiB once, but I really don't remember that at all.

It sounds like another example of a one-off line being used to fill in a lot more information than it should because almost nothing is ever properly expanded upon in Touhou.

>>10147181
Bullshit, they do a lot of things. Though one would imagine they do them in a way they could find some value or entertainment in, and if that is something you could decry as playing around then you must have a terribly boring life.

>>10147189
I'm trying to find it myself. It might be in CiLR.

I do remember one of the sisters saying something about her talents being exceptional, though she was a bit of a coward.

Along those lines.

>>10147190
Don't do that.

>>10147201
Do what?

>>10147200
CiLR, third chapter, near the end.

>>10147216
Talk about how flawed the other person is in an discussion. Attack his argument, not him.

>>10147233
But if he is a failed person, it is unreasonable to expect this not to be addressed.

>>10147237
Actually doing so is quite unreasonable since it doesn't has anything to do with the discussion at hand.
So you are basicly derailing a potentially productive conversation into "lol ur stupid"

>>10147242
Not at all. I merely added to my rebuttal because it was relevant to the discussion at hand.

>>10147242
Exactly. Personally insulting/attacking the other guy is a perfect way shoot yourself in the argumentative foot.

>>10151280
saved

>>10147252
Someone has a mug with that picture. It's also adorable.

>>10144033

Yes the fuck she is, name one thing she's useful for?

>>10155944
sex appeal

let's face it, /jp/, if it wasn't for Reisen, the booming Gensokyo drug trade wouldn't even exist.

>>10155944
Her eyes enable her to do some pretty fantastic things.