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I'll tell you what sex is when you're older.

>> No.10138524

Teach me now!

>> No.10138544

I already know what it is

>> No.10138546

I haven't been a virgin since I was 13.

>> No.10138567

>>10138546
Someone rape you?

>> No.10138568
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>>10138546

I'm so sorry.

>> No.10138582

>>10138546
I haven't been 13 since I was 13.

>> No.10138583

>>10138567
Nope.

>>10138568
Don't be, it was amazing.

>> No.10138584

>>10138567
I fucked a girl in the same class as me.

>> No.10138587

>>10138567
He's obviously just a huge babe-magnet.

>> No.10138628

My mom have tits like those. Shame rest of her isn't of that quality.

>> No.10138819

>>10138628

Your saying that is... rather disturbing, you realize.

>> No.10138876

What is the appeal of big breasts?

>> No.10138879

>>10138876
there is no appeal.

>> No.10138882

>>10138876
Honestly, I have no idea.

Attraction to ass and legs is understandable, as when we were monkeys the female monkeys would bend all the way down.

My only guess is some sort of attachment with breastfeeding.

>> No.10138887

>>10138876
They look nice

>> No.10138895

Stop making threads about fucking your own mother.

>> No.10138898

>>10138876
Why do I like armpits?

>> No.10138904

I'll tell you what reporting is when you're older.

>> No.10138901

>>10138876
The female will be able to breastfeed appropriately.

>> No.10138906

>>10138887
So do ballons.
Would you fuck ballons?

>> No.10138908

>>10138904
fucking epic

>> No.10138912

>>10138908
How is that epic?
It's just a normal shitpost.

>> No.10138917

>>10138906
Actually, yes.

>> No.10138916

>>10138912
every shitpost has an epic value of some sort, dude.

>> No.10138919

>>10138916
I disagree. It's only epic if it's unusual and unexpected.

>> No.10138921 [SPOILER] 
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big breasts are disgusting

>> No.10138925

>>10138923
Stop please.

>> No.10138927
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>>10138906
A retarded statement. You should kill yourself, I'll even support your action of doing it.

>> No.10138923

>>10138919

fucking epic.

>> No.10138924

>>10138919
sorry, being on this wacky internet website has warped my understanding of the word "epic". i'm not even sure how to use it outside of the internet.

>> No.10138930

>>10138925
by the way, >>10138908 is me, and >>10138923 is not me. i wouldn't double it up like that so distastefully.

>> No.10138932

>>10138931
stop doing that you fucking homo.

dont listen to this double impostor.

>> No.10138931

>>10138930
disregard this post, hes trying to impersonate me again.

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>> No.10138933

>>10138930
>>10138931
please don't pretend to be me :(

>> No.10138934

>>10138930
>>10138931
>>10138932
>>10138933

None of these are me.

>> No.10138943

>>10138940
>>10138941
awesome.

>> No.10138944

>>10138876
are you gay, son?

>> No.10138940

>>10138933
holy shit i got dubs

>> No.10138941

>>10138940
fucking epic

>> No.10138945

>>10138941
didn't even use a script

>> No.10138947

>>10138944
holy shit you got dubs

>> No.10138956

>>10138954
for THIS

*whips out dubs*

>> No.10138951

>>10138944
i got them again!

>> No.10138953
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>> No.10138950

>>10138933
>>10138944

some one archive this shit

>> No.10138954

>>10138945
A script for what?

>> No.10138961

>>10138956
epic fail

>> No.10138959

>>10138954

for getting dubs newfag

>> No.10138958

>>10138954
its all improvised

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>> No.10138992

>>10138961
I still don't see how that was epic.

>> No.10138996

>>10138992
he missed the number.

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>>10138876
I'd imagine they would feel pretty nice. For both touching and your dick. But I would rather get a titjob from a flat chested girl, because feelings are stronger than touching.

Imagine a flat chested girlfriend, envious of the big breasted girls you always look at, trying her hardest to give you a titjob with a washboard chest. Frustration, then when you tell her it feels really good, that happiness.

I can't even describe it.

>> No.10139005

>>10138996
But that's just a normal fail and not epic an any way.

>> No.10139015
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>>10139001
Even better if it's a tsundere.

>I-it's not like....I'm happy or anything that you said that...

instant boner.

I'm off to fap to flat chested girls now.

>> No.10139049

>>10139005
it's pretty epic IMO

do you want me to put "IMO" after every time i claim somethign is epic??

>> No.10139054

>>10139015
take me with you

>> No.10139059

>>10139015
i'll jerk you off

>> No.10139063

>>10139049
Please explain how it is "Momentously heroic; grand in scale or character".

>> No.10139070

>>10139063
refer to >>10138924

and a definition doesn't really do much outside of learned contextual usage through experience

>> No.10139077

>>10139070
Even with that definition it is still not epic.

>> No.10139083

>>10139077
dude did you just get dubs on purpose

okay, now you have to agree that at least THAT was epic. come on now. you were explaining to me the difention of what epicness is while you yourself epically got dubs.

>> No.10139091

>>10139083
No, it would have been epic if I had predicted that that post got doubles. As I did not, it is not epic. Stop this nonsense.

>> No.10139093

>>10139091
please say it's epic. i can't sleep befor eyou do that.

>> No.10139098

>>10139093
It's simply not. Not even if I got doubles with this post.

>> No.10139106

>>10139093
Alright, I cave, its incredibly epic. Are you happy now that I've said its epic?

>> No.10139105

>>10139098
so close to being epic

>> No.10139112

>>10139106
>>10139111
That is not me.

It is not epic, no matter what anyone says.

>> No.10139111

>>10139093
it's epic sweetie, now head to bed

>> No.10139113

>>10139106
YES THANK YOU

it seriously means a lot to me. sorry for bothering you so much, but thank you.

>>10139111
okay this is DEFINITELY EPIC HOLY SH*T. BEST EPIC POST BEFORE BEDTIME. NICE> THANK YOUUUUU SO MUCH KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.10139119

>>10139113
(i meant that the trips were epic in case you didn't catch that ok bye)

>> No.10139120

>>10139113
>>10139119
As I said, it's not epic because they didn't predict it.

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The scene where all that semen flows out of her vagina, and if you choose not to proceed, you can keep watching it glop out over and over again.
Shit's hotter than with the sisters, that's for sure.

>> No.10139198

Not gonna lie, if she was my mother I would have sex with her

>> No.10139208

>>10139198
It's his older sister, not mom.

>> No.10139217

>>10139198
yea dude if milk was my mom i'd prolly fug her too

>> No.10139231

>>10139208

That's even better

>> No.10139981

EPIC

>> No.10139997

>>10139981
epic

>> No.10140047

>>10138901
No, there is no scientific evidence that correlates having large breasts with better breastfeeding. Animals don't even develop visible breasts until pregnancy; humans and some primates are the only mammals that have permanently visible breasts on adult females. Breasts are merely there as a psychological thing to attract males.

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>>10139105

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>> No.10140113

>>10138462
SAUCE?!

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