/jp/ - Otaku Culture

all 10 of them

0 because they'd gang up on me and rape me because I'm quite a small boy.

I lift but realistically probably only 2-3

/jp/sies would probably scratch my eyes out and take a bite out of my legs if I let them.

/jp/ related because i posted a 2hu image

10-15
Really. I'm a badass and I bang all their moms every night.

probably 8~10 white guys and 2~3 black guys.

i wouldn't touch the hispanics because they're filthy.

all of them for sure im 6'4" or 6'3"(i forgot..)

im realistic

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>>10134820

Fuck off to your board.

>>10134820
I can't wait to rape your candy ass

>/jp/ in a fight

0. As soon as one got aggressive I would just fall down and take the beating.

0.

All the ones saying 0

>>10134855
Please don't be too rough.

What if you were put into the ring for a fight to the death with another /jp/sie and told that whoever wins gets a cushy NEET life, but when the arena doors open it's a qt3.14 girl?

>>10134863

what if it was milk

>>10134863

I would kill the bitch, I don't care.

>>10134870

You wouldn't.

>>10134863

I don't think I could take someone's life unless they were actively trying to kill me.

If she goes for my throat bitch is going down.

>>10134882

You don't know me.

>>10134869
if it was milk id punch her face lol hate her

>>10134863
For a fully paid off life of comfort, yes I would kill the person who I had to.

>>10134885
but you're a wimp, she would easily overpower you. Then you would be on the ground, unable to move, and unable to breathe as she held you down and slowly strangled the life out of you. And you would see and hear the 100k+ audience cheering and raving as they watched you slowly die, unable to do anything!

>>10134863
So are you saying that the /jp/sie is a girl?

Anyways I would let her beat me while I masturbate. That's probably the only female contact I'll ever get.

>>10134901

I'm not that weak anon.

>>10134925

Wouldn't that make you a sissy?

>>10134908
Will you protect me from all the mean /jp/sies who are fighting, then?

>>10134929
Yes.

>>10134789
UNTIL I RUN OUT OF AMMO BITCHES

>>10134925

It depends on how tight is your asshole.

>>10134933
Wanna be my sissygirl boyfriend?

>>10134936
Never been penetrated, I assume it's pretty tight.

>>10134901
As a masochist I would enjoy that to an extent.

I've been riding in a motorcycle gang with hardened criminals for over a decade.

I could beat the fug out of any of you.

>>10134947

How good are you sucking cocks? Would you mind if I start hurting you a little during sex?

>>10134789
nice pic

0.

I've had nightmares pertaining to me being a twig since I was in middle school. Back then, they all took the formula of "get into a fight, start wailing on a guy, he just stops and stares at me until I realize that not even my hardest punches are being felt, and I walk away embarrassed."

>>10134965
Thank

>>10134962
I've never done it before, I don't know if I'm any good. I guess it wouldn't be my place to complain if it hurt.

I'm trained in the ways of aikido.

If 10 men attack me then take their attack and turn it against them with the force of 20 men. I can defeat an unlimited number of /jp/ posters.

>>10134979
> aikido.

I had not seen this for almost a year.

I can kill someone before they could even blink, but I restrain myself because this power is not to be used carelessly.

By quickly striking you in the appropriate pressure points I can make you experience complete cardiac arrest, I can make your bowels erupt, I can permanently stop all blood flow to your brain, or paralyze you for the rest of your life.

>>10135008

So you have a gun?

Probably none, I've only been hit once and I didn't get to retaliate because a teacher broke it up.

>>10134966
I have that dream all the time! Where someone bullies me and I punch them as hard as I can but it has no effect on them

>>10135028

I heard Ali had the same dream up until 12.

Depends. If they're crazy motherfuckers like >>10135008 , probably one at best.

If they're complete little bitches like >>10135017, then I could probably take out 10 or so.

Limitless.
Bow before me mortals!

Zero. I can't imagine anyone being more frail and weak than I am.

How many /jp/ posters could Tyson-san beat up?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-478QGV9pc

how many pushups can you do jp

>>10135109
Only a few months ago I could do 50 but now I can't even do 15 without collapsing.

>>10135103

Did you know Buster Douglas was an otaku?

>>10135109
120~ two years ago, prob around 20 now...

>>10134820
It's gunna be fun playing break the crackas fingers with you.

>>10135109
I can't sleep without doing some kind of physical exercise
I'm storing too much energy sitting on my ass

I do about 60 then rest for 2 minutes and do 25 more every time I wake up and before I go to sleep

>>10135124
Feel no anger.

>>10135103

Would Ali-chan beat Tyson-san if they fought each other in their prime?

>>10135109
2 or 3

>>10135137
ali would win

>>10135109
I thought I was better than most of /jp/ but the answers are kind of demoralizing.
I can do easy 40 of those diamond type pushups, but less regular type pushups. I've been doing the former for quite a while because I thought they were better, but I guess not.

>>10135137
I remember back when Tyson was in his prime. The first time he got knocked out, someone told me about it and I literally did not believe them. He was just too good.
I wish boxing would make a comeback.

>>10135137

Ali beat foreman who was a much better puncher than tyson.

At 34 no less. Ali would win hands down.

>>10135158
Foreman was not a better hitter than Tyson in his prime.

Plus, Tyson had the power of a brawler and the technique of a good in fighter.

Combine with his explosive speed, it would be Ali's kite tactics and chin versus Tysons speed and chin.

It would be an insane fight.

Test

Why are Chinese martial artists so much better than Japanese martial artists?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm_7uOMuIeE

>>10135191

Tyson and foreman were going to fight but I think tyson wimped out( Not sure).

Foreman still has more wins and less losses though.

>>10135194
Did your test succeed?!

Maybe 1 or 2 but I doubt it, I am skinny and tall I could probably get beat up by anyone with some weight.

I would happily resort to giving sexual favors for protection instead.

>>10135224
If we are talking about careers that's different.

Tyson was nowhere near his previous level after being framed and going to prison. He was mediocre after that.

I'm a fittomori so probably all.

>>10135441
What do you lift?

>>10135447
weights

Have /jp/sies ever been in a fist-fight?

>>10135495
In real life? I ran away from one and I watched another. Running away and avoiding is important in a fight.

>>10135495
I beat up m younger brother before, which I think isn't all that shameful since he was taller than me and 40 pounds heavier.

>>10135495
yes, it's 95% bravado, posturing and screaming, 5% people throwing a few punched in a clumsy uncoordinated fashion until they're pulled apart or bitch out. I hate it

>>10135495

One time I quickly stood up and accidentally elbowed a girl in the throat who was walking behind me.

She was wheezing and trying to breath, I tried to apologize, but her boyfriend appeared and knocked me out.

>>10135495
once I was attacked by a dog and I escaped with only a bloody leg

does that count as a fight

Fist fights are over way too quickly, or it turns into a weird grapple/ manhold competition.

Like you don't dodge punches because it's not a movie. You get a fist in the face and it really hurts, and then its over.

>>10135495

I used to fight a lot in school and I was also a bully, most kids couldn't stand more than one punch in their nose and quickly withdraw. I was got into a fight with a skinny and faggy kid, I was the only only throwing the punches and he was only covering his head like a faggot, I felt pity for him and lay down my guard, he used that opportunity to knock me out. It was the most shameful day in my bully career but I came back the next day and punched him in the face.

>>10135495

When I was in junior high there was this big scary kid in my class who had really long dirty fingernails and grungy hair. He would sharpened his finger nails with his teeth and sometimes he would grab my arm and make these deep scratches along my arm while I cried and tried to get away.

Eventually I snapped and hit him in the stomach, but I'm never very strong and he was very fat so the fat just absorbed the blow and he laughed and continued scratching.

It's the closest thing I've experienced to a fist fight.

>>10135479
I'm asking for you squat, deadlift and bench you aspie.

>>10135553
So he made deep scratches with his dirty fingernails?
That's not healthy anon, you could have gotten an infection or something more serious

>>10135537
>Not knowing at least a little judo or jiu jitsu

>>10135563

NO BULLY

You're hurting feelings

>>10135553

I'd love to bully you, you sound very cute.

>>10135569
So not even 2 plate on any of those?

>>10135573
Don't misuse the quote function.

Not enough autism.

Is this fight a free for all or is this a duel basis? I could probably land some cheap shots in a FFA, but I'd likely lose a duel. Being fast but weak has very limited benefits.

>>10135570

>you could have gotten an infection or something more serious

I'm surprised that I didn't. His fingers were very smelly and everything under the fingernail was completely brown. Sometimes he would grab my face so the teacher wouldn't hear me crying and his fingers smelled like poop, so that might be what it was.

op, can we bring a weapon to the fight? i'd like to bring an aluminum baseball bat. with that i could probably take down a few.

>>10135598
Wow that made me really fucking mad.
I consider you guys like my girlfriends and I can't stand shit like that.

>>10135495
Once I got in fight with class-mate and got punched in face. Then some guy from lower grade tried to bully me so I caught him walking home and beat the crap out of him until he was crying. Then I got in fight with his classfriend who was bigger than me and knew kick-box. He didn't took me seriously and left. Last year of midschool I got in fight with my other classmate over some stupid MMO clans shit. He was physically stronger, but I was still dominating him. We both ended up injured and he broke his arm.

>>10135598
You should have bought him some hand sanitizer.

>>10135605
Oh gosh that made me blush.

We should start a fight club for /jp/ers

>>10135598
I probably scratched his asshole with those fingernails

he was probably wiping his poop fingers all over you

I always leave my house with my trustful knife and I sleep with a machete and a german combat knife next to my bed. Good luck beating me in a fight your queers.

I'd probably just bitchslap a cute /jp/sy to show him who's the boss and cuddle/fuck after that.

>>10135629
I meant he

>>10135630
That sounds nice, but only if you're handsome. You can bitchslap me all you want then.
bitchslap my weewee!

It's not the size of the dog but how hard it bites, or something.

>>10135634
Sure you did

>>10135629
>>10135634

>>10135495

Once bullies hit me when I was trying to leave the bathroom stall and then they leaned against the door so I couldn't get out. They said they wouldn't let me out until I took off my shirt and wrapped myself in toilet paper. I was very scared and I didn't know what else to do so I did it.

Someone must have heard crying from the bathroom because they called for a teacher, but the bullies ran away before the teacher got there. I was too upset to explain myself coherently and I was crying so much that the teacher didn't understand what happened, he just saw me without a shirt and wrapped in toilet paper. I got in trouble for wasting the school's toilet paper and the teacher yelled at me. I tried to explain, but his yelling made me cry more and I was just babbling.

>>10135649
>>10135656
SHUT UP

>>10135659
You sound really cute. Wanna be my girlfriend?

>>10135659
i'd bully you too
with my cock

>>10135659

Seriously, this thread makes me mad. I was somewhat bullied once or two in my school life and even after all those years I'm still mad about it. The most serious shit I've ever been involved in was with a mudslime who talk shit to me, I took his cap and threw it on the ground and after that he give me a weak shitty kick he then realized it didn't do shit and I think got scared and then punched me in the face. I didn't flutter and told him something like "yo, you funny, kid" and leave. Later that day I saw him and his friends at the school gate and they asked if we could just stop it and stuff and I said yes when obviously I should have punched that nigger. It was more of a tie than anything but I'm still mad. For other bullying stories it was always from people I thought were my friends or at least "good" acquaintances. A guy from my class hit me with a bottle just for fun once, I got a huge mark on my forehead and he made fun of me during one week, I didn't react because I thought we were somewhat friends...

Now I'm over reactive and I give bad looks at everyone when I leave my house...

>>10135726
just take a gun to school dude
theyll stop

>>10135647

I'm not that ugly (when I wash my dirty otaku hair) and kinda slim since I've lost 10 kg in the last 2 months.

I'd gladly cuddle with you if you look girly enough.

ps: kigurumi is ok as long as you have a cute smooth ass and moan in a girly way.

None, although if it was zero gravity, I could take out all you punk Titans

>>10135736
Keep dreaming, dork. In space I'd still take you down.

has anyone had the dream where you're about to punch someone but for some reason your arm is completely weak?

>>10135744
I had a dream that I was about to punch someone but my arm fell off

>>10135726
I don't understand how you can get seriously bullied once you stop being a child.

I know I'm coming off as kind of a dick, but I'm genuinely curious.

When I was a kid older, bigger stronger kids would pick on me and I would cry because I was poor with old clothes etc. plus my dad would beat me for being a bitch.

When puberty started to kick in though, a kid made fun of me and I laughed with him, then punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the back when he was gasping for air.

After that he was my friend. A kid joined the class who was stronger than me and just as a natural response I ran up and kicked him. He threatened me, but I just smile and stood there. Never had any problems with him after that.

Then as life continues I just generally express authority by existing even though all I did during class was read manga and act out. It's really easy to impose fear into people to never be messed with again, at least it was for me, despite growing up that way.

How do you feel when being bullied? How do you want to react? What have you and other anons done in other situations.

>>10135744
>10135744
No. In my dreams I never lose, I just gnaw limbs off after wrestling someone to the ground. Or grab onto their head or arm and roll like an alligator to rip parts off.

>>10135744
You mean as you hit them?

I feel that way when awake and end up hurting people when sparring.

>>10135744

It actually feels like that in real life. The adrenaline makes punches hurt less and you don't feel like you're hitting hard at all.