/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>tfw so lonely it hurts

Fuck off to krautchan.

I have plenty of female friends, Im not stupid and retarded enough to fall for people who I ACTUALLY dont have feelings for. You guys disgust me.

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>>10134186
>I have plenty of female friends
keinbernd pls go

Yeah, there is no such thing as female friends. You make friends because you want to do things with those persons, and no girl will actually like talking about fucking touhous senseless or masturbation methods.

>>10134199

that feel when you don't have copperplate gothic installed so you try to get away with a different font and everyone notices

there are no females on the internet
everyone is genderless in-game

that feel when your friends won't play touhou with you

you can't just be friends with girls, silly.

We don't want your retarded and overused meme around here.

that feel when you lose a family member to cancer but in a way you are glad because they are in a place that is not here

>>10134162
>That feel when you're incapable of having female friends because you always get too attached to them and then fall in love with them

Well I fell in love with him when I thought he was a guy, then I found out he was a girl. Incapable of having any friends.

>>10134238
>>>/a/ called, they're missing one tryhard homosexual

Who's the one making these "feels" threads?

>>10134263
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>We don't want your retarded and overused meme around here.
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A bunch of retarded weeaboos from krautchan who think they are welcomed here. You can recognize them because they don't use greentext.

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>tumblr_m863rn1vus1rcm3zko1_500.jpg.jpg

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I was nokosaging but now you've awoken the dragon

that feel when cute cashier at the store

stob the shirbosts childrens :---DDD don'not mage me gom :--DDDDDDD

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>>10134339
FUGG U NIGGE X-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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I am nothing but a hollowed shell of a man now
A broken husk
Void of emotion

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>>10134357
o'gay :----DD i warn'ed u but y did'not listened :--DDDD when i gome i'will exbel u 一 wek frm jp :-----------D

hey dog watcha upto in here?

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OG FUG. EBRYBONY FUGGIN RUN

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>tfw you fuck up in a post and flee 4chan fearing everyone will make fun of you

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>>10134433
that feel when you come back a few hours later and people are still making fun of you and even hough you posted anonymously and no one can pin that post on you it still hurts deep down in the remaining tiny piece of your battered lonely soul

>tfw when i can't fight this feeling anymore
>tfw when i've forgotten what i started fighting for

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Signs of new /jp/ denizens:

-Appears constantly irritated, sometimes even enraged
-Never posts without using sage
-Feels the need to police the board
-Will spam board redirects to anyone who disagrees with or irritates them
-Complains about greentext, image macros, and other standard 4chan fare
-Complains about established /jp/ content, usually Touhou or visual novels
-Tends to overuse the terms "summer", "shitpost(er)", "newfag", and "samefag"
-On that note, they will almost invariably call two people who disagree with them "samefag"
-All in all, treats /jp/ as if it's a secret club that only they belong to

>>10134433
>>10134461
That feel when you delete your post, which only makes more people call attention to it.

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>>10134468
I missed the HECK out this epic copipe.

First version was best, though.

>>10134468
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>>10134464
that feeling when you have nothing left to fight for

op is a finn subhuman.

>get done with ballet and gymnastics class
>mom comes to pick me up
>due to my intense sweating from not the class, but my immense girth, I ask mom if she can make a quick stop at McDonalds so I can get a large chocolate shake
>get up to the window
>mom order shake
>I smirk and scream "And two 50 piece nuggets to as well"
>mom is pissed, slaps me with spaghetti, but at least I'll get some delicious nuggets
>she pays for the food, employee looks at me with spaghetti in my lap, sauce on my hair and face, and winks
>employee pulls out spaghetti from his pocket, and gives me a wink saying "Spaghetti Brotherhood shall not falter"
>get chocolate shake, nuggets
>proceed to eat all the nuggets
>I'm on my last nugget, it falls on the floor
>start screaming non-sensically, yelling, banging my head against the window
>open window, throw out chocolate shake, but not before sticking my dick in and ejaculating
>scream to passers-by "NO NUGGET LEFT BEHIND"
>scurry about the bottom of my mom's AMC Pacer, looking for the lost nugget
>find used condoms, birth control pills, cocaine, weed pipes, m&ms (which I promptly stick into my adipose filled face
>finally, I find the nugget
>it has semen and shit on it
>exclaim to no one in particular "For this nugget of mine was dead and is alive again; it was lost and is found."
>name the nugget Timonthy
>get back home
>family is all there waiting
>it's my 30th birthday
>they threw a surprise party
>spaghetti falls from the roof onto my head as a joke
>i run into my pokemon themed bedroom in tears, shitting myself all the way there

>>10134483
Hurts, don't it?

that feel when your mother still cuts your hair and buys your clothes for you

>>10134509
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That feel when you have a nagging feel in the back of your head as though you're waiting for something to happen before you go back to your cartoons and porn games so you just sit on /jp/ instead but really there's nothing and you have done nothing but post on /jp/ for the past eight months.

>Walk into gamestop with $60, looking for a game to buy
>While I'm browsing, I notice a fat neckbeard in the corner with a lump in his coat looking nervous
>Think it's just his boner, smile and keep browsing
>Hear the click of a gun, it turns out he's a fucking robber
>He tells everyone that he's gonna shoot up the place if we don't give him money
>The retard at the counter tries to run away, he gets shot at in the back
>The gunman starts shooting up the entire store
>Looking for cover, I jump behind the nearest game rack
>Four bullets hit me in non-vital parts of my body
>Bloody and almost unconcious, I look up to see why nothing shielded me
>"PS3 games and accessories"
>Fall unconcious, wake up in hospital

>>10134533
oh fug, an oldfag :-DDDDDDD
that feel when you spend your entire friday and saturday evenings on /jp/ roleplaying with fat bald men who are pretending to be little girls

>>10134551
haha

>>10134551
hah it's funni bcos ps3 has no gaems lol

>>10134555
Nice trips.

>>10134555
obligatory >8 months >oldfag

I just had to remove a friend on Mabinogi today because of this.

It still hurts.

>>10134590
>>hehe

>>10134606
that feel when the pain never goes away, it just gets easier to manager over time

>tfw some guy posted on /jp/ earlier about how he moved to japan and married a japanese woman and it made me mad

>>10134606
>>10134621

What server, bro?

>>10134630

I'm on Mari.

I'm not this guy by the way >>10134621

>>10134635
that feel when you will never have japanese gf

>>10134652
did you know you're a faggot?

>>10134652
>tfw Filipino gf

>>10134635

damn, i'm jelly. and alone ;-;

>>10134660
yes, my mother tells me daily

>>10134661

they all look like traps. next

>>10134668
Are you saying that's bad?

>>10134668
If only

>>10134661
all be fat and hairy in 5 years

>>10134668

>>10134671

yes, i'm not a faggot like you, my feels demand genuine, caring woman, with a vagina to receive my sperm.

>>10134637
Oh, okay. I assumed he played mabi, too because his post was relating to yours.

Darn, we're on different servers. We can't run anything together. Shame.