/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Whatever song is used in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvbWEKs0bIc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHIyRBkQJEc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTX2e3_5PuM&feature=g-all-lik

Well, I'd try to find a nice job in a casual environment, so probably something denpa would be appropriate.

I'll leech off my parents and the government as long as I can and then become a teacher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF_aQg1h5WY

Take me back to a time before work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI9BpGyRUIU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKDXQ_bjwSs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jty-5RSE-g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-tT6fu1I8k

>>10125132
>>10125141
Walkers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxWq9bTC3hc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQx9QaAxhk8

[Mimi ;_;]


It's not on youtube unfortunately.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2LDKT8yX-k

This is a song about a NEET and his NEET friend. They're forced into the work camps, but his NEET friend attacks the normie guard to buy him enough time to run for his life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru9KUHx2XYU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMuq_McQWAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4jMepfXvFg&feature=fvwrel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=000yGDFsAws

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AbSQUQaozY

Gosui ni Yarasu Ysuri Ito.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

That song that plays during the part where Satou is directing traffic as his job in Welcome to the NHK!

the only death march for me will be into aokigahara forest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smN4Bj8U-3I

>>10125304

My nigga.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4VN0in4weA

>>10125304
How are you planning to get there?

>>10125326
Steiner will open a path for me.

>>10125326

If he wishes hard enough his weeb bushido spirit will open a wormhole.

>>10125326
Plane-tickets are pretty cheap dude.

>>10125328
But Anon, Steiner...
Steiner... died in 1945

he won't open shit for you

The only way I'm entering any work building is in a body bag. They'll have to kill me if they want me. I'll fight them tooth and nail until my last breath, I'll launch myself at employees and attack, I'll spit at people, bite at people, I won't take one step into the building.

This song will play in the background as I attack the Burger King employees like a rabid dog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwukthJYEqM

>>10125330
If you're gonna spend money on plane tickets you might as well go for the helium exit bag instead

>>10125335

>>10125338
money isn't a problem as far as a one-time suicide is concerned

it's just the hip thing to commit suicide there specifically, you know?

>>10125338
u cant even die like a real man?
lol what a pussy
enjoy ur painles faggot death

>>10125344
you'd have to steal it, you know?

do you have the guts?

>>10125350
again, it's not that hard to get 1000 dollars for a one-time thing, even for a truNEET

i could earn 100 dollars a day if i wanted to, it's really easy

10 days of work for a release from this life forever? not even something to think twice about.

~Get me out of here~
~Get me out of here~
~Get me out of here~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Og0cW7fxA

>>10125335
Actually, Steiner died in 1966.

;_____________________________________________;

;_; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0 ;_;

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>>10125364

Look out, guys, we've got a historian on our hands. Get out of here, Poindexter.

>>10125375

>Get out of here, Poindexter.

The word you were looking for is Pointdexter, genuis.

>>10125357
were do you plan do get 100 dollars a day?

are you going to sell your things?

>>10125383
Please respond to this. I am running out of money and do not want to lose internet access.

>>10125379

Look at this fuckin wise-aleckin' sammy-sam!

Why don't you go fuck your dictionary again, NERD!?

>>10125403
My... My...

>>10125397
Work.

>>10125418
The worst answer has come...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPdRB9CpEFo

>>10125420
No work, no money.
Except if you live in some liberal communist 3rd world hippie country ruled by terrorists.

>>10125418-san is correct. When I needed 100 dollars desperately, I took a one-day job for helping someone lift furniture. It was terrible, but at least I got my money and it was only a day long.

>>10125456
How did you find it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsWxLQDzJOU

>>10125467
kijiji/craigslist listings

keyword is usually "temporary job" or something of that sort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XerHnOIEiU

As someone who currently has a job, I prefer to have an anthem of hope. I need every bit of it that I can get.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo3lxKrjABE

Just you wait, /jp/. I'll be back in the high life again.
One day...

If I die before my parents, then I'll never have to get a job!

/jp/ is full of motherfucking hard working rich people, don't be fooled, i can't believe the shit i see here sometimes

people with nice houses, expensive dolls and dvd collections, well decorated rooms, multiple large computer monitors

and don't even get me started on those fuckers who've been to japan

my entire life savings couldn't even get me a one way plane ticket to japan, while some of you have been there for extended stays

saw some guy just the other day telling someone else about these places where you can rent monthly - how the fuck did he afford staying in tokyo for over a month without working?

i don't wanna teach, but it may be my only chance of seeing japan and making some money too, i can't even find a goddamn minimum wage job here serving fries and flipping burgers or whatever fuck

>>10126670

>>10126670
That NEET bullshit is just something we feed to the new people. That's what I do anyway.

>>10126670
honestly this. You guys are a bunch of fucking liars, and I try to block off how much I fucking hate it.
You say that you love pure 2D girls and that we are all handsome NEETs with pure souls, but you have 300+ post threads about how much you love slutty girls like milk, or post your fancy rooms with gold encrusted figures.

I have ONE figure that I saved money from my birthday and christmas for! My room is a fucking dump with a mattress on the floor, I can't even take a picture for you!

That feel when I use to have a decent job but then I resigned becuase I hated it an now I'm NEET. fucking sucks dick not being able to buy everything I want on a whim though I can still afford some figures I just have to go easy and not burn my savings to quickly.

>>10126670

Everybody here also has a girlfriend. The whole 2D thing is a troll.

>>10126670
>>10126705
Keep your heads up. The tru parasitic NEETs are still around. I'll always be here.

>>10126705
>>10126740
whoa now. just because i'm not a lazy as fuck poorfag like you doesn't mean i don't love 2D. the falsNEETs and the 3DPDPigs aren't even necessarily the same people.

Oh man, I've been waiting for the new wannabenormal /r9k/ thread all day

>>10126670
>>10126705
There too many people on /jp/ so it's impossible to all of them be the same. Of course there are people rich and that, but there are also poors truNEETs too. Some truNEETs are just lucky that their parents are rich too. I like 3D asian girls and that doesn't make me less truNEET, i haven't done anything in the last 5 years. I love dolls and i got none ;_;

>>10126670
You've been tricked anon.

/jp/ is a board made to lure in truNEETs and make them feel at home with other "NEETs" until they realize what you just did and then feel devastated when they no longer have a board to go on.

>>10126670
I can fund my hobbies fine working online. Stop being worthless.

That already happend and I played this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzWUs_f3pyM

>>10126878
whose fingers are on that gap?
is she sitting on their head?

i wish yukari would sit on my head

same
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSTxI_nHvgQ

>the death march of employment
After you get accustomed to how "strange" normal people are, work isn't so bad... but I say that as someone who doesn't have a manual or customer-facing position. So your mileage may vary.

All I hear in the background is a local radio station on my way to and from work (they provide free transportation, which is nice) and inside the facility, but their live stream appears to be down, so no link. They play the most awful music in my opinion anyway, be glad you don't have to listen to it.

ITT: Spoiled entitled babies

You do know that no one is going to hire a former NEET, right? There really is only one option, but you most likely already know this.

>>10126670
If it makes you feel better, having money doesn't necessarily make you happy. Having a job means you have no time to actually spend the money you make. Even though I could easily afford to take off to Japan right now, I still can't do it because of work. Its kind of depressing that by the time you have enough money to do all the things you've ever wanted, you no longer have the time to do them. I won't pretend that is isn't nice to be able to waste my money on figures though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWcyIpul8OE#t=1m20s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-1ILqT5Bq4

the only song appropriate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVWPuQ97UzI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoyJ_xqOxY0

>>10127430

You can take some years off work, sabbatical or whatever. That's how people travel the world.

>>10127539
He might not be able to get work again. It's not that simple for everyone.

Every single day. Every single hour. Every single minute. Every single second. Starting on the first day.
http://youtu.be/84fOsLdqDAM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75_dkomdYlg

>>10125106
This instantly came to mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb6ZWVdhwCw

This is actually happening to me on Thursday.

Will you think of me, /jp/?

>>10130318

This is happening to me tomorrow. Whatever day that is.

I just don't want to leave the house until I know what I'm going to be doing for the next 5 years. It's only been 10 months.

Fuck western society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb2W_xkJ2G0

>>10130348

"Won't you move away and fuck a tomato?"

My sides.

>>10130367
Hahahaha.

>>10130318
Yes. I think of and pray for every /jp/sie who has been forced into the normal world every day. Even for the ones who chose to kill themselves. You will always be in my heart. I will join you one day, inevitably. I feel that it will be very soon, actually. My enablers are losing their last ounce of patience. It's frightening.

I went to university to put off real work for a few years after 2 years of NEETdom.
My father called me today and asked whether I had a job for the end of year break (3 months in duration).
He said they were thinking of stopping my funds over the break, if they did I would have to get a job to pay the rent.
It's like the universe doesn't want to let me take it easy.

>>10130933
Fascinating.

>>10130936

m8 u better take this seriously or i will wreck u i'm serious bout dis bruv

>>10127651

If you managed to get a job in the last five years, then you take a break, you have more experience, so when you get back you should find one more easily... that is, unless you have a wage job that requires no experience in the first place.

>>10130933
I live in a country where the government pays me to university. It isn't much, but it's enough to pay for rent and other stuff, so I don't have to get a job on the side.

>>10130933
I live in a country where the government pays me to go to university. It isn't much, but it's enough to pay for rent and other stuff, so I don't have to get a job on the side.

>>10131001
>I live in a country where the government pays me to go to university
I always laugh at this.
Binrando-des :---D

>>10131001

Can you just keep doing degree after degree and never have to get a real job?

>>10131058
Nah, there's a limit on about 70 months IIRC. But it's enough for getting a proper education, so I can get a job I'll actually enjoy.

>>10131058
No, it's only for 5 years which is the standard time since everyone gets a master's. The practically endless unemployment benefits are actually bigger and you can get them easier. Yes, it's real. University students get about 450e/month while real deal drunkards and others who just don't give a shit usually get 600-800e/month.

>>10131092

Ah, okay.
Maximum benefits in Australia are about $400 per week including rent assistance, but you can only get it if you are deemed suitably disabled.
We don't really have anything that good with university, unless your parents earn under a certain amount.

>>10131102
>if you are deemed suitably disabled
Here you can just quote Nobu and get paid. The system is rotten to the core but few want to get rid of it. All of the four notable political parties support it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO2kZI8c4tY

Really, working as a salaryman isn't as bad as you think. I can still listen to my anime music, read manga and play LAN games at my office. And the money I earn enables me to live my hikki life comfortably.

>>10131656
I don't think you know what the word you're talking about actually means.

>>10130318
This happens to me on Friday

I just tried to post a new thread and was greeted by this message.

What is the meaning of this?

>>10125161
EXCUSE ME - that's my fucking song *AND* my fucking image.

Do you even realize how badly you just fucked up you little shit?

>>10127430
You can always just lie on your resume. That's what I do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx2lJIOTBjs

I'll listen to my electro goth music, smoke a few cigarettes, and then walk into the building with my head down.

>>10132877
Maybe I'll have to muster up the courage to make a new thread. I doubt I can though, I'll be too nervous I post something stupid.

Some annoyingly loud and thumpy hardcore, probably Tano C

>>10125219
>The Fray
Anon, I salute you.