/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes. My wish would be that all supernatural creatures would die.

Only if I could get gangbanged by niggers every night.

What would happen if a little girl wished for Kyuubey to turn her into a boy?

>>10110621
Why would anyone want that?

My wish is to become a magical girl and fight evil as a heroine of love and justice. So, of course I would!

>>10110596
Then as a supernatural being, you'd die as well.
That pretty much be suicide.

>>10110633
To cause a paradox. If aren't a girl, you can't be a magical girl.

>>10110646
Magical Boy?

>>10110644
Depends on if the wish is fulfilled before or after you become a magical girl.

I'd wish that me in the reality where I'm not a little girl could also be a little girl.

what the fug, just finished watching this show in one sitting and theres a thread about it on /jp/. Thank u crossboarders.

>Statue of Liberty

I don't get it

>>10110730
h0mu did 9/11

>>10110730
That means they're in America.

who SAYA here

>>10110662
Is there something wrong with that?

>>10110708
What a coincidence. I did too.

>>10110592
Sounds fun. Just to make sure, my wish would be for it to be fun. For forever.

can I become a magical cowboy?

I would wish there was no suffering

I'd wish to become the most evil, malicious, powerful of all witches that spreads curses and pain through the universe for all eternity.
Because I have nothing else better to do.

>>10113140
Sayashit unlimited shit

>>10113384
>i bully popular well loved chars i m so edgy xDD

>>10113405
Who are you quoting? Please stop ironically shitposting.

>>10113416
>im spewinmg /jp/ memes do i fit in yet guyes??? XDDD

>>10113433
crossboarding /v/ermin please leave

>>10113440
>LoL I DID IT GUYS i said "get out of /jp/" and said they are from /v/ i am TOTTALLY a /jp/ member now :) guys?

>>10113445
please stop

>>10113140
WHY IS SHE SWEATING!!!?

>>10116037
WHY IS SHE FROWNING!!!?

>>10116048
BECAUSE SHE IS SWEATING FOR NO REASON!!!

>>10116037
Because she's uncomfortable in her current situation. Can't you read the mood?

My one wish is to become a magical girl.

The episode with the alternate timelines is gut wrenching. I cried like a little baby every time I saw Madoka die.

>>10116399
Nice spoiler nerd commander.

>>10113405
Well loved characters are always really mean. Haruhi, Hitagi, Asuka, Saber. I just don't understand people's tastes.

>>10116478

>>10110621
Kyubey isn't obliged to grant the wish unless he first deems it worthwhile and the contractee's power permits it. He's not a genie, but he's more likely to grant wishes rather than deny them, since he doesn't have to be involved with what the outcome brings.
In this case, he'd probably be fine with turning a girl into a boy, as there is no solid rule that the contractee has to be female, it's just more efficient this way as girls are more likely to make irrational decisions resulting in more witches.

No because if I were a little girl I wouldn't have any wishes. I'd be perfectly happy.

wish that after turned into girl turned into male ss3 saiyan

epic spoilers and all-round swag-ass yolo epic thread /a/v/kun

>>10110646
You'd just transform into a magical girl form from a default male form.

>>10110592
Not from QB since the life of a Madoka magical girl is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short."

>>10116191
No. This is /jp/. He's obviously autistic.

I'd wish I was never born. Not even trying to be ironic or funny, I'd really wish for this.

>>10110662
Saint Seiya, faggot.

Wish that you could take it easy no matter how bad things got. Just fill up your gem with infinite grief and have fun.

Seriously once they knew the thing about grief, why not just wish your soul gem purified itself?

>>10110730
It's the movie poster for the American showing of the Madoka movie. I went to the NYC showing last month, was pretty cool. Got to fuck a cosplaying /a/non who went as Madoka, after confirming she wasn't a trap and getting her drunk. She wanted my number to contact me again but I was too disgusted in myself so gave her a fake number and haven't been in contact with her since.

I was just having a shitty week and wanted to take it out on someone. I'll never be a wizard now.

>>10117615
was she that ugly or what

>>10117685
Average, I guess.

>>10117615
Wow, you suck. I hope she finds you and shames you publicly.

I would wish to be HOMU.

Who HOMU up in the jont'

>>10117615

What's a normal like you doing on /jp/, huh?! Getting girls drunk, having your way with them, and not even calling her back in the morning?!

You're not even a virgin now! What kind of vulgar person are you?!

>>10117826
Huh? It would be much more repulsive if he actually wanted anything more to do with the girl after fucking her. What's the point in hanging around people for reasons other than sex?

>>10117844

That you actually think such lewd things only illustrates how far you've fallen! You've not a drop of /jp/ blood in you! Begone, foul 3DPD!

>>10117826
I left her without contact out of disgust for myself, not out of "fuck bitches and leave them caus I'm a pimp!" mentality or anything.

I only know she browses /a/ and /cgl/ so I'm fine on /jp/ not worrying about her popping up.

>>10117861
I think he has a point. Obviously the best path is to avoid 3D women altogether. But if you're going to get involved with them, it's best to only do it for the sex.

Normalfags who let girls get involved in their emotional life seem to get corrupted much more quickly than normalfags who just have sex with girls and never talk to them again.

>>10117907

W-what a despicable way to look at it. *If* I were to get involved with 3D, which I most certainly would not, it would only be because I had found an intimate emotional connection with one!

If you're going to just use them for sex, you might as well use an onahole like a true /jp/er would! You're no better than those revolting college boys that go about having uncouth relations with anyone drunk and in possession of a vagina

Shame on you! Shaaame!

>>10117957
Think about it logically for a moment. Any contact with 3D women corrupts you. You don't get away from that no matter how pure your intentions are, because even if your intentions are pure, the intentions of 3D women are not.

Thus, you have the choice between being corrupted by a short encounter that gives you some physical pleasure before allowing you to go on with your life, or a long engagement where she will stay in your life continually and try to control you while sucking all your energy out of you, telling you that you need to go out more often, that you should be more ambitious and get a job, that your hobbies are childish, that you should spend more time on her, that she gets jealous when you look at 2D girls and that you should only look at her, and so on.

For true /jp/ers, there's no need to choose between these two, because neither of them are good options. But if you're already corrupted enough to want to go for one of them, it's clear which will have most negative impact on your life.

>>10118018

I think you are just a whore trying to justify whorish behavior. Away from here, whore, and engage in your lamentable loveless lovemaking elsewhere!

>>10118086
Is love really a thing or is it just something everyone makes up to make themselves feel better? I'm not trying to be edgy here or anything, I seriously want to know. I have no idea what the hell people are talking about when they mention falling in love with people. The only love that makes any sense to me is the family kind of love. Other than that, there only seems to be lust and a desire to have someone to depend on. Is love something you really just feel, or do you need to make yourself feel it?

>>10118174
I could ask the same thing about family love.

>>10110592
>If you were a little girl, of course.
I've been wondering about that. Can wishes be fulfilled retroactively? Madoka's and Homura's wishes seem to indicate that cause and effect need not happen in that sequence - you can wish for something to affect the past. So you can wish to become a girl and then contract.

There should be a spinoff manga where an incubator goes after hikkis/neets from 2ch. The suffering will be immeasurable.

>>10117826
Maybe he's larping as an incubator?

>>10118018
Do you even blue sky?
Yeah, I bet it's grey for you, faggot.

Go and live out the rest of your miserable life like a loser you are.

>>10118174
You want to do things that make them happy only because they do, and makes me very happy when he is happy. That is how I feel about my love.

>as long as a thread is popular, it should stay.

bravo mods

I thought about it more today and the answer is definitely a yes now.

It will be a perfect day tomorrow to go to the beach.

Yes... this is still one of my all time favorite images.

>>10123572
Here is another one.

This thread is like my birthright.

What do you want for Christmas /jp/?

>>10110642
Why are you such a bitch anon?

My wish would be to stay truNEET 4evar.
No hunting witches and all that shit, just browsing /jp/ for the rest of my immortal life.

>>10127670
Sounds pretty gay and boring.

>>10124151
I want everyone on /jp/ to be happy.

>>10129612
Me as well.