/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have beautiful legs. My stomach is flat and my chest has cute hair on it. I wear nice clothes and am a good person.

10/10 op legend troll

I haven't watched anime for 2 years

Finn detected

>>10116946
I haven't watched anime in 5 years.

>>10116945
They have such perfect grammar for being junkies.

>>10116951
I haven't watched anime in 50 years.

>>10116962
I haven't watched anime in 295 years.

>>10116949
It takes a while to unlearn formal school English.

>>10116968
It's funny because it's true. I still get called out for being a pretentious poindexter.

>>10116933
>down to a T
>T

Did you mean "down to a tee" there, champ?

>>10116982
u wot m8?

>>10116982
We're not playing golf here, turboturd.

What is it like to be overweight?

No matter how hard I try, I'm still weighing a measly 118 lbs like I have been for four years now.

And trust me, I can't remember the last time I wasn't eating/searching for something to eat.

Any tips?

But the people of this board look down on watching anime because it's for normalfags that post on /a/

I am a fatass, but I don't like anime.

>>10117018
160 lbs but it's mostly muscle. By the way, how tall are you?

>>10116965
I haven't watched anime in 295 minutes.

>>10117022

Five feet Ten inches.

>>10117016
That is complete bullshit.

>>10117018
I way 150 ish. It's fine. If I ever decide to, I can turn it into muscle and I'll fill out really nice.

I'm glad my dad gave me his wide shoulders.

>>10117018
'losing weight is really easy LOL fat people are just lazy'
- people like you ????-2012

>>10117016
>because it's for normalfags
Frivoulous. Some don't bother with it because it is creatively and intellectually bankrupt novelty medium.

>>10117016
You're reading into it wrong.

Watching anime is fine, just keep it to yourself, or /a/. We don't want to hear about it on here.

I prevent myself from getting fat by masturbating for at least three hours every day. I sweat like HELL so it's just like I'm doing real exercise.

>>10117027
Same also.

I keep my fridge stocked with healthy snacks as when I get to a point were I'm painfully hungry, I just eat an apple or two. I still just tend to miss meals from you know, this machine here.

>>10117033
I don't know what you're implying, but I was asking a serious question. Losing weight isn't easy (according to literally everyone I know).

But just to let you know, I don't exercise or work out. I run places and that's about it.

>>10117038
I have a hard time believing you enjoy any Japanese media in that case.

>>10117042

Maybe that's it. I can't remember the last time I had anything unhealthy. I don't eat fast foods at all, and I like to home-grow my veggies.

>>10117047
I enjoy superior western media. Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Dexter. the list can go on.

>>10117056
Those are all low IQ shows

>>10117018

>200 lbs.
>5' 11"

I don't know, it feels okay I guess. When I look down I have a double chin.

My belly is squishy~ :3

>>10117066
Sorry, i meant to say Jersey Shore, Real House wives of [blank] and The Kardashians.

>>10117056
You might as well just read the books if you like Game of Thrones.

>>10117047
If only you knew who you were replying to,fufufufu. I love all japanese media.

I'm 5' 11" and 270 lbs. #GOML

>>10117072
Don't cover your shame with emoticons, you abomination.

>>10117072
Who are you quoting and are you from the uk?

>>10117093
>GOML
Go
On
My
Llama

>>10117086
That comment was aimed at the guy above you.

>>10117094

>not enjoying emoticons

:c

>>10117097

I'm quoting our Lord and Savior as he speaks directly through me.

Also, no.

>>10116933

I'm skinny as fuck

>>10117056
>Dexter
dexter's laboratory

>>10117033
Losing weight is a lot easier than popular culture lead you to believe. It's calorie in < calorie out

>>10117103
Oh. Hi, how are you? I feel like we know each other so well already.

>>10117126
No it fucking isn't. Maybe if you have a 100% normal metabolism.

I get mistaken for a girl all the time. Long silky hair and a nice slender body, I am quite pleased with my appearance. Even had straight friends tell me theyd fuck me if I was female.

>>10117131
>straight

Raaaiiiighhttt.

>>10117131
I wish I could be a pretty girl.

>>10117126
The only way I could ingest less calories than I burn is to starve to death. Either that or start exercising, but I would prefer starving to death over exercise. It would rather out of my misery than have to do sit-ups every day.

>>10117141
Well not anymore :3

>>10117130
I'm not saying that's not the case for some, but most use that as a bullshit excuse. Even if your metabolism is shit your body will obey the laws of thermodynamics. And exercise such as running or lifting helps stabilize it.

>>10117155
Yeah you're right. I was fat as hell most my life even though I was really active and ate healthy and normal amounts. Turns out I had hypothyroidism even though people kept telling me 'lol ur just lazy xD' (including weight lossl 'professionals')