/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Is this some sort of new copypasta?

>>10113874
I can't tell if you're asking us to shitpost someone or you're serious. Either way, no.

Lewdness is a disease.

I hope it has nothing to do with Alice, because I'm not really into scat.

>>10113884
Nah, Im just looking for a partner, the one I got from the previous thread was perfect
>>10113889
Doesnt have to be with alice

Im honestly more so hoping that the person I talked to yesterday will talk to me again.
I really liked her too

/jp/ - Gay Hook Up and Neet Life

This board sucks now.

>>10113912
Its not gay
As long as I dont think that the person typing is a man, it isnt gay

Im guessing this poster got owned by the person who he linked in TF2 or something.

>>10113874
How about asking this question on /cgl/ OP?

>>10113922
Im assuming you mean about the person blocking me.
I have no idea why they did it, the last time we talked before she blocked me she seemed happy enough.
Then she vanished from my friends list and it gave me an error when I tried to re-add her.
Even weirder was how my other friends couldnt find her on steam anywhere, even when I could see her profile (which was private).
She couldnt of taken it down, she had 35 screenshots of tf2 on there

>>10113934
Because I like you guys more, you all know way cuter girls and write lewder things and are willing to do it for free (not all of you but some)

Please respond, I really enjoyed doing this with the person yesterday, but they went away like I said.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TakeitEasyNigga/

reminds me of that 'gensokyo whorehouse' shit

>>10113990
They closed that down and demanded 3 tf2 hats per ERP, also they wernt that good from what I heard.
I just want a partner who is willing to do it for free and can do it well.

Please, my precious /jp/ers, do not be fooled by this scum.

http://archive.foolz.us/v/search/text/TakeitEasyNigga/

>>10114015
no bully pls

>>10114015
Yeah I go on /v/ from time to time.
I also go on /sci/ and /a/
Regardless I just want someone to love, but my sexual tension is pretty high

>>10114015
What a disgusting faggot, he somehow managed to garner an even more negative opinion from me.

I wanna be a cute /jp/er's toy... but I want to be a misunderstood genius truNEET!

>>10114040
Being a toy isn't a job.
And besides, I also like to talk about cute girls after the deed is done.

why are you trying to get people to troll this person? what did he do to you?

>>10114077
No I'm pretty positive this guy is legit and is just this desperate for attention. People like this exist, too.

>Ill message you when ever I want to fap, i'll give you a 2 or 3 minute preparation period incase you were busy when I messaged you.

>and I expect you to be able to get a decent sized post out every minute or minute and a half.

Why would anyone waste their time writing something for you? What do you get in return?

>>10114047
Why are you sleeping with guys if you like cute girls?

>>10114094

I'd do it for someone who didn't speak like they were a kindergartner. But this guy does, so.

How much are you paying? Because you're basically asking someone to be your personal slave.

>>10114077
I am legit, I was lucky enough to find someone was perfect yesterday.
I really want someone honestly.
>>10114094
Some people enjoy doing this kind of thing, like the person yesterday enjoyed being used as a sexual object. Other than that I fall in love pretty easily, so there is that too.
I do have other talents, but those dont pertain to ERPing.
>>10114098
Because as long as I think you are a cute girl you are.
>>10114105
I'm sorry, what do you mean that I talk like a kindergartner?

>>10114105
How cute are you?

>>10114112
Got no money, so there is no pay, and I dont want someone to do it if it is only for money.
I want someone who genuinely wants to do this because it makes them happy in some way shape or form

>>10114123

I'm a guy but I'm super androgynous-looking~ I get compared to people in that One Direction band a lot.

＞my otaku culture face when face when steam friend thread

POST ur steams!!!!!!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/blowblowblow/

>>10114137
hey i cant add you how do i add you

>>10114114
Sorry but I don't do weird things like that with strangers because I am a cute girl. Paradoxically you are actually looking for a horny teen boy to write porn for you.

Your life will be better as soon as you are more honest about this to yourself.

Wha dontcha' just fuck off to Omegle already? No one would like to do any of this shit either way.

ERPing is gay as HELL.

>>10114144

What's wrong with that?

>>10114129
What's your preferred contact method?

>>10114144
I dont care what gender the person is.
Although if you really are a cute girl, then what are you doing on /jp/.
You should perserve your purity

>>10114144

what about being a girl makes you incapable of writing porn

Are you really willing to do something this gay with some dude whose hairy and nasty as fuck?

>>10114129

but none of those guys are androgynous at all

>>10114159
yeah... what would your mother say you raging faggot? get the fuck off this board, son. find god.

>>10114157
Whoa bitch calm down. With an attitude like that you're obviously incapable of doing what the OP is asking, checkmate.

>>10114150
Please do not misunderstand. There is nothing wrong with it but please be clear about such things.

>>10114154
Actually I'm a fujoshi sorry to disappoint you.

>>10114171

hhey HEY HEY

don't get FUCKIN' FRESH with me you jerk

>>10114174

pls be in london

>>10114174

Please write slash fanfiction with me, ``kudasai!''

>>10114174
If you can actually do the things I want you to do then please add me.
Im honestly just lonely

>>10114176
Sorry this is a psychoslut free zone, I'm going to have to ask you to find the nearest exit before I'm forced to call the janitor. Don't let the doorknob hit you where the axe bit you.

What are your fetishes op?

OP here.
The main reason I come to /jp/ is that this is a place that doesnt act the same way normal people do.
Everyone else would just say mean things, i'd get banned, and then a bunch of trolls would add me or something.
Atleast on here no one has added me just to be mean. And on the rare occasion I do get what I asked for, its really nice.
/jp/ is a land of hope and dreams, and I just want to be happy

Is this some sort of troll? If not, I might help you out.

>>10114199
>/jp/ is a land of hope and dreams
Why is "dreams" plural?

>>10114195
I really like blowjobs, and I dont really care for vaginal or anal sex.
But I really like the lower body, legs, butts, feet, thighs, etc.

>>10114199
You are a pathetic shitstain. You are forcing this eyesore of a thread onto everyone on this board. You should just kill yourself.

>>10114208
I like you, Op.

Too shy to add you though.

>>10114206
Im completly legit, if you want to help me, please do.
>>10114208
Hope reefers to the hope of the entire population.
Dreams reefers to the wants and aspiration of the individuals

>>10114216
>reefers

>>10114185
No I cannot but if you actually like cute boys then maybe I can help you out.

>>10114211

Please do not be so rude and hurtful! Even though this isn't an Otaku Culture thread, it's impolite to say such mean things to another person.

>>10114213
Please do, Ill treat you how ever you want, I just thought I would have more success with a more dominant role.

>>10114220
I don't hate them.
If you do it well, then ill have no problem with it

>>10114226
Oh damn, im pretty dumb, sorry bout that.
refers*

>>10114226

That's what I meant by kindergartner-esque speaking~

I want a smart /jp/sie truNEET to pleasure!

This is a shit thread, but I'm still glad that /jp/ is so weirdly open about lewdness and doesn't treat it like SomethingAwful did

How were you not banned for the yesterday, fuck off you piece of shit.

>>10114223
Go take it up with your choice of judicial system around the world if you negative reinforcement is an ineffective response to transgressions. You're dumb as shit and useless.

＞my otaku culture otaku face when everybody talk about being friends but nobody adds anyone

>>10114237
help please
>>10114141

>>10114237
If you are blowblowblow then I tried to add you.
Im OP btw

>>10114240
wait this gif is cooler

>>10114234

But it is, Anonymous-san! The overwhelming majority of criminals continue their crimes following release from prison! In fact, nations with prison systems geared toward rehabilitation instead of punishment (mainly Scandinavian nations) experience drastically lower crime rates than nations with punishment-geared prison systems!

http://heinonline.org/HOL/LandingPage?collection=journals&handle=hein.journals/fedpro22&div=
5&id=&page=

http://www.jstor.org/discover/10.2307/799906?uid=3739912&uid=2&uid=4&uid=3739256&sid
=21101413109631

http://heinonline.org/HOL/LandingPage?collection=journals&handle=hein.journals/jclc63&div=32
&id=&page=

>>10114237
>ano kimochi when its almost 2013 and kids still cant blackarrow without using full width

>>10114249

>sono kimochi when someone safed near me

>>10114247
Wow, you really are stupid. It's about deterrence, retard. Those Scandinavian nations have a myriad of other factors that affect their crime rate.

>>10114256

But that's faulty and delusional logic, Anonymous-san! Your anecdotal evidence is a causation, while mine is merely a correlation? You are being unfair!

>>10114257
Pragmatism is neither faulty nor delusional. If what you claim could be demonstrated to be true then developed countries would adopt the practice. Thinking otherwise is extremely delusional and, frankly, stupid.

please stop fighting you two

>>10114268

Actually, Anonymous-san, developed countries do not instantly adopt the correct courses of action! They are comprised of imperfect people who are sometimes bad at making decisions~!

Did you know that in sections of the United States, a highly-developed country, children in state and federally-funded educational environments are often beaten as punishment for transgressions, despite overwhelming amounts of empirical evidence stating that these sorts of actions create extremely violent children, as they are taught to cull undesirable behavior from their peers by hitting them or otherwise becoming violent?

The more you know!:

http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayAbstract?fromPage=online&aid=2540224

http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/98/4/837.short

>>10114268
>If what you claim could be demonstrated to be true then developed countries would adopt the practice.
Most of them have.

>>10114276

I am really sorry. Please don't cry!

How did you nerdmasters end up talking about justice in a thread abour erp?

>>10114285
This is /jp/, it's what happens. I feel kind of sad and want to join in, but I promised to myself I'd get some writing done today.

>>10114285
We could turn it into an onahole and anal masturbation thread if you'd prefer.

>>10114280
You do realize education is an area governed by the state, right? You also realize that not all states in the US have a populations that mostly has modern world views, right? If you reply with something stupid again I'm not going to bother to respond.

>>10114305

Anonymous-san, you are backpedaling now! It's okay if you stop responding, because I wasn't having very much fun anyway.

>>10114305

>You also realize that not all states in the US have a populations that mostly has modern world views, right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

>>10114309
No, I'm not backpedaling. The progressive parts of the US have banned corporal punishment. That is completely in line with what I have previously said without any form of qualification. Please don't try to use words just because you saw someone else end an argument with them and you thought they sounded cool. You want some fancy reading material or what?

http://cops.usdoj.gov/Publications/e041218460-508.pdf

An example of backpedaling would be, "But any kind of punishment is negative reinforcement and opponents of corporal punishment advertise alternatives. Also forced imprisonment, rehabilitative or not, is a negative reinforcement.". And both of those are still entirely true.

Have anything else?

bump

>>10114313
Wow, this is even more retarded than the other arguments. The issue with my statement would have been with the word "modern", you can take a look at a map demonstrating this cool concept called bipartisan politics if you're interested in learning about how the US works.

>>10114326

But Anonymous-san, it is backpedaling! You said that 'developed countries' would have adopted the practice (as if they are magically capable of instantly doing so, or even realizing that this needs to be done.) Now you have trimmed your claim down to 'the progressive parts of developed countries would have adopted the practice.'

I think you will find, Anonymous-san, then 'developed country' is not a mystical title, and does not guarantee that legislation passed will be valid or constructive to the processes of life.

>>10114330
The US is a country that has no power to govern education. It is governed by the states. I can't do this anymore.

>>10114333

It's okay if you want to escape the argument, Anonymous-san! I don't think less of you. You were captaining a sinking vessel anyway~

>>10114333
you shouldn't have even started in the first place, no one wants to see this blatant troll thread shit on the first page.

>>10114335
see
>>10114326
RTFA

＞my big fat otaku face when nobody posts their steam in steam otaku friends thread

>>10114337
Are you just sageing because you saw other people do it and don't understand what it does?

>>10114295
I'm bored, can I read some of your writing?

>>10114342

I think the majority of people who visibly sage are probably doing that, Anonymous-san~! There is an invisible 'nokosage' feature now.

>>10114344
Threads automatically noko now. There is literally a nonoko feature. If you nonokosage it just shows sage. The more you know.

>>10114347

Yes, Anonymous-san, but... that's not what I...

>>10114356
I sage to draw attention to my fucking posts, bitch.

You got a problem with that? It's the most efficient way to get fucking replies, you should try it you diaper-wearing autist.

STTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>10114361

I know! And also that's the purpose of the aggressiveness too!

It's okay. I still like you a lot!

Do you wanna die ♪

Do you wanna die ♪

Do you wanna die ♪

Do you wanna die ♪

>>10114364
>>>/a/

>>10114364

I'm wary of giving out my Steam here 'cause of paranoia. I have friends who I'd rather didn't know about this, and it's like even if I make my profile private, what if they Googled my name and then it was on /jp/ and just aaagh. It's scary.

>>10114364
I want to cum on her arms and lick it off.

>>10114365
Go back to whatever board you're from where sage is misused.

>>10114377

Please don't be mean to me.

>>10114380
So what, you want to fuck or something?

>>10114380
Sorry, I have asperger's

>>10114343
Sure.

http://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=The_Longing_Of_Shiina_Ryo

>>10114389

It really hurts my feelings when you treat me badly!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/powellthemaid

feel free to add me OP, too shy to add you myself. please

>>10114394

>The town turns out to be everything the doctor prescribed and he starts falling in love with his friend, making new (and unique) friends and getting the support he has craved for so long. What could go wrong?

>Just what he feared the most.

F*#CKING INTENSE

all irony aside, this is shit but you'll get better

good on you for practicing

>>10114402
Please don't epic troll your friends by sending a desperate nerd after their dick.

>>10114395
So do you want to fuck or not?

>>10114409

I am pure and would never allow a malevolent bully such as yourself to defile me. Be gone~!

>>10114403
It gets better soon, there's a dominatrix teacher and everything. I mean, who needs writing skills when you have a dominatrix teacher?

Did any of you cum yet?

>>10114414
Oh, you felt bullied? I thought you wanted to argue, it seemed obvious since I never imagined someone could say such stupid things seriously.

>>10114436
>>10114414
>>10114409
>>10114395
>>10114389
samefag