/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Then kill yourself, fucking autist loser

move to scandinavia lol

Get a job.

Post your steamid, I'll buy you a 10USD game.

I hope you've been practicing your dick sucking skills OP.

Dick sucking skills are useful at a time like this. Good thing I practiced a lot.

>>10110242

Good. You can come over and suck my dick for some extra cash anytime, sweety.

>>10110000
This. The quads demand it.

Disability benefits.

>>10110000

How horrifying.

>>10111072
Honestly how often do you drink and are you drunk alot of the time?

>>10111090
Maybe 3 nights a week, and I only drink after 9-10PM or so, never during the day.

>>10111103
That isn't so bad to qualify you as a raging alcoholic. Especially if you don't get drunk any of those times either.

>>10111103
Do you have a steam account? I want to buy you a present come christmas

Sudo I heard that you sometimes help people with their ssi, got any ways to help me out? My biggest obstacle so far seems to be getting to the office and actually starting the process. Ive already did the first step and had a recent stay at the hospital.

On time a man in a trenchcoat and glasses motivated me to get a job, so I'll do the same to you.

Why don't you try getting a job?

They kind of suck but you get money which is nice.

>>10111168
You can start the process online, the longer you've been treated for your problems the more likely you'll get approved. They'll make you see a psychiatrist but the state will pay for it. If you can get letters of recommendation from your doctor(s) it'd help your case a lot.
>>10111171
I do, but I'm not comfortable with receiving gifts.

>>10111191
Tom pls go

>>10111208

>>10111208
pls stop

>>10111189
kk, for a while I was thinking that the online thing was just a screening tool and wasn't really part of the process. Also, I don't really have a medical history but I did get approved for some sort of SMI health thing where I see a psychiatrist for free and my medication are also free. It might be to early for him to give me a recommendation but I feel that I need to start the application process now before its too late.

>>10111214

>>10111214

>>10111230

Petty crime.

Don't bully my friend Sudo, I will beat you up and make you cry all the way back home to mommy.

>>10111227
You can do it, I believe in you.
>>10111230
>>10111235
pls no

Seriously, dude, petty crime.

>>10111198
>>10111214
>>10111242
Stop using avatars.

>>10111242

>>10111242
What would Rin say about your lifestyle? Be honest.

Write a trojan, make a botnet, and spam people.

>>10111260
NO BULLY

>>10111260
She'd laugh at him and she'd spit in his face if by some miracle he would pass her by on the street.

Rin is also a huge whore, she had sex with countless people numerous times. Sudo is a fat pig faggot without any taste.

Get a gun, get a hammer, and assassinate people.

>>10111251
I'll stop when the bullies stop.
>>10111259


>>10111260
I'd have enough money to provide for her. If she asked me to change I would.

>>10111267
I don't see how that will make anything other than pain and frustration.

>>10111235
Fuck, I couldn't even beat the quantum entanglement one and now this?

Get some chain, brand yourself, and sell yourself into slavery.

>>10111285
surprise motherfucker

Marry old bitches, kill them, and take their money.

>>10111275
That's like someone saying they'll stop doing illegal drugs when the drug dealers stop selling drugs. Avatars are against the rules.

Turn 21, buy some liquor, and sell it to kids.

Buy a 4chan pass for 15$, sell 4chan pass for 19$ later, rake in profits.

I would let a cute girl mooch off me if she let me touch her and smell her once in awhile. Also, she would have to be yandere towards me.

>>10111275

>>10111301

>>10111272
>Rin is also a huge whore
Different timelines/realities. Also, Sakura a slut.

Join the army, come home, join Mexican drug cartel as enforcer.

Join a mexican drug cartel.

>>10111275

>>10111303
Agreed. But Rin is a whore anyway, why does she give her pussy to everyone so easily?

Make a company, short sell stock, wreck it on purpose.

Make meth in your bathtub, sell at local kindergarten, sell to a captive market for life.

Sleep with rich married men, take photos, blackmail them.

>>10111275
Holy shit how much money do you have? Gemstones and her other mage gear cost a fuckton. Like rubies which she seems to like are at least $1000~+/carat (good ones many times that) and the ones she uses are all 1 carat+ given their size.

Gather a bunch of animals, rent a building, then open a zoo.

Play the lotto.

>>10111293
I'm not using avatars, I don't use them with every post. If you had bothered to look at my previous posts in the thread (and posts today in general) you'd notice that.

Throw your shit on the wall, take pictures, then sell it to art museums.

Convert to Buddhism, kill yourself, be born into a rich family.

>>10111315
Daddy issues. Why did daddy leave me as a magus to do stupid magus things instead of living happily with my mom, sister and I? Oh wait. Dad also gave sister away.

Create a revolutionary new product, produce said product, then collect the profits of your labor.

>>10111336

>>10111336
You use the same 4-7 anime screencaps of one specific character heavily in most of your posts. If you don't consider them avatars, then I don't know what you do. Even if you honestly don't believe they're avatars, anime still goes in /a/.

Kill pimps, steal the whores, then start your own brothel.

>>10111346
Don't listen to this douche, OP. Join the cause, kill the bourgeoisie parasites and take their things. Redistribute it evenly among the population, keeping a little more for yourself of course.

/jp/ - Correction Center

Gather up a bunch of modern designs and textbooks, go back in time to 10,000 BC, take over the world, then come back and reascend your throne.

besides autismo bucks theres always the army. of course if you're going to join the army for the benefits, you might as well get a job instead.

>>10111356
So basically become China and eventually become communist in name only after starving and killing off a shitload of your own people? Well, I suppose at least some of the leaders had a good time.

>>10111348

>>10111349
I only use these specific ones when bullies invade, and anime is a cornerstone of otaku culture. Nichijou also has a visual novel, by the way.

Write a self help book about how to protect children from internet predators, get featured on daytime talk-shows for menstruating women, then collect millions in royalties and appearance fees.

>>10111242
Thank you for believing in me Sudo, with your backing I feel like just finished a pilgrimage of sorts, I wont fail you!

>>10111363
Then post stuff from the VN.

Convince /jp/ to invest in forex, have them sign up with your referral link, collect 25% of their losses.

>>10111363

>>10111370
Okay, you're not really this autistic are you?

Get a credit card with no limit, spend so much money that there is an overflow in the payment processing computer, make them pay you ((2^31)-1)$.

Fuck. I wish Moetron were here instead.

>>10111379
Who gives a shit.

>>10111370
I don't have any screenshots handy, these are higher quality anyway.

>>10111375
>>10111377

Get a car, go out driving where teenagers party, have them cripple you for life, then enjoy your $3M settlement while the kid goes to jail.

>>10111394
pls no

This is the last straw, you will stop bullying Sudo or face my anger.

Collect /b/ memes, put them on t-shirts, then sell them at the mall.

>>10111389
>I don't have any screenshots handy

We both know this is because you've only watched the anime. Take it to /a/.

>>10111406
I'd sacrifice your soul and trip for Moetron's return.

Sing the song that is the meaning of life, record it, then sue pirates for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

>>10111402
I'm angry you ain't !bar. We all have our problems.

>>10111389

Buy a shovel, dig in your back yard until you find oil, sell oil and become a collect $5.18 a month until the well is abandoned.

>>10111405
Why don't you go to /a/ if you like it so much? You're the one who keeps mentioning it. You should really learn to hide threads you don't like.

Overthrow the government, create a new currency, print as much as you like.

>>10111418
I won't go to /a/ because I don't post anime caps or discuss anime.

>>10111409
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=&search_subject=&sear
ch_username=&search_tripcode=TRONurrVj&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_date
to=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=old&search_
res=post
why though?

Train your anus to accept odd objects like coconut and skulls, take photographs of you abusing your anus and the resulting incontinence, then start a fetish site.

>>10111418

>>10111418

>>10111421
That's unfortunate for you.

>>10111426
>>10111427
Please stop disrupting this legitimate thread with your spam.

Sudo ruined this thread
What a jackass

>>10111435
Why is it unfortunate?

>>10111435

>>10111422
Moetron was fun. At least in my eyes anyways.

>>10111435
pot kettle black

>>10111436
I ruined nothing, the bullies did with their amateurish 'shops.
>>10111437
Because you clearly don't care to see me or my posts. Might I recommend you make use of the 4chan inline filter and filter my tripcode if I offend you so much.

>>10111436
Just report him.

>>10111436
I've never seen a thread where Sudo used his trip and it wasn't derailed to shit.

>>10111445
>amateurish
Oh no, all their hard effort gone to waste. Are you fucking serious?

>>10111446
I never derail on-topic threads, it's the bullies who feel the need to harass me. Look through my post history if you want.
>>10111451
>I've never seen a thread where Sudo used his trip and it wasn't derailed to shit.
You must be a newcomer to this board, then.

>>10111435
can this thread really be considered legitimate?
I want you to really think about whether or not this thread really should belong here.
OP. I think you'd be better off consulting 7chan's /jew/ board.
It's filled with money-saving tips.

stop picking on Sudo!!!

>>10111456
What's your disability sudo? Seriously.

>>10111456
Then why post with your trip on, dumbass?

>>10111456
You're derailing them by responding. Two wrongs don't make a right.

>>10111462
Social anxiety and clinical depression.
>>10111465
If tripcodes were frowned upon then they wouldn't be enabled. Please refrain from personal attacks in the future.
>>10111473
I have the right to defend myself.

This is the weirdest thread in a while.

>>10111489
That doesn't mean you have to.

>>10111489
but you aren't defending yourself. you're just exacerbating the problem.

>>10111494
Just because I don't have to doesn't mean I shouldn't.
>>10111496
That's just like, your opinion, man.

>>10111489
It's not that tripcodes are frowned on, it's that you in particular are such a hated poster that any thread you post in with your trip goes to shit.

>>10111489
>If tripcodes were frowned upon then they wouldn't be enabled.
They've always been frowned upon, except for certain circumstances, attention whoring not being one of them.

Make some half assed game like minecraft or slender and sell it for money.
You have to make sure it's something that will spread quickly by word of mouth though.

Now it's the time you guys complain the thread isn't board related just because there is the word NEET attached to it, and it would have been better to just delete it. (Which, if it actually happened, would be a reason for the other type of complaints: "Shitpost in threads enough and they get trashed, since individual posts cannot be deleted".)

>>10111500
Why should you? People make fun of me and insult me all the time, yet you don't see me throwing a fit each time.

>>10111500
>That's just like, your opinion, man.
It's the janitor's opinion too, apparently. I don't know how you think you're "defending yourself". All you're doing is informing the people that want you to react to them that you are completely willing. At this point I can only assume you are doing it intentionally.

>>10111516
Of course hes doing it intentionally, you can tell the times when he doesn't want to start shit because he just ignores people, or doesn't reply with his avatar pictures.

>>10111501
>it's that you in particular are such a hated poster that any thread you post in with your trip goes to shit.
That's hardly my fault. I never post anime screencaps unless someone starts bullying me or shitposts.
>>10111515
>yet you don't see me throwing a fit each time.
I'm not "throwing a fit," either.
>>10111516
>All you're doing is informing the people that want you to react to them that you are completely willing.
So I should just let them insult me with no recourse? How is that fair?

Sudo, I am here to support you 100% through all of this.

>>10111529

>>10111526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS0zNfkKEnc

>>10111526
Please answer the question. Why do you even feel the need to to "defend" yourself?

>>10109991
edgy

>>10111537
Guess he dropped out of school before he got lectured on retaliation.

>>10111532
I saw that, and I've commented on it. Currybutt and I discussed Tokyo Jungle quite a bit thanks to that.
>>10111529
Thank you, friend.
>>10111537
Because I'm not just going to sit here and take the bullying.

>>10109980
>What are some good ways a NEET can go about making money? I am not enjoying being broke I can not live like this.

Does selling drugs count as having a job?

If not that, prostitution. Plenty of young runaway boys suck dick for money.

samefag alot, samefag some more, then samefag again

>>10111552
He values attention over the quality of the thread.

>>10111296
sup mootberg

>heh heh heh *rubs hands*

>>10111545
You should realize if you stopped the "bullying" would stop as well.

>>10111526
Who cares whose fault it is. You know if you post under your trip you're going to get bullied and worse you're going to ruin some poor bastard's thread. So why do it?

I can get a good amount of money from doing work around the house and by saving food my parents give me for food.

>>10111560
Woah, did somebody get those triple dubs or something?

Sudo is dead.
The beast is slain.

>>10111548

drugs are the probably the easiest job considering how much money you could make but also one that requires alot of social contact (even if hollow and businness-only) and pressure from it being illegal and all, which is not taking it easy.

>>10111560
I am not.

I've been a hiki for 8 years. Theres a couple ways I've made money here and there.

1) MMO's/Online RPG's - This has been my most successful way of making money. When a new game comes out or a new expansion there is always a demand for in game currency/items/accounts and I always have a supply. If it's a brand new game I make sure to have enough to buy it the second its released and since I'm a shut-in I poop-sock everything and sell what I can. In Diablo 3 I saw this coming and managed to make $978 by selling crap that is now worth pennies as soon as the real money auction house wen't live. I did the same thing with cataclysm and mists of pandaria by selling gold and a few of my accounts when the expansions came out and there was a big demand.

2) This takes a bit of work but the payoff is huge. You start by getting pictures and a webcam loop of a cute guy by pretending to be a girl, once you have that then you pretend to be that guy to get photos and a webcam loop of cute girls. Once you have several loops of cute girls theres a whole world of possibilities. So many lonely desperate guys online to take advantage of. I've probably made over a grand just by deceiving guys into buying me things and sending me paypal money.

Theres a few other ways but those 2 have proven to be the most successful.

>>10111564
>>10111564

kayla you bitch!

What is happening in this thread? Sudo? Sudoooooiooooooooooo.

>>10111576
I've never been a girl named Kayla.

I have a full time job and have healthcare. Do what I do, nerd.

>>10111566
>saving food my parents give me for food

>>10111606
I didn't even notice that. I save money my parents give me for food.

>>10111280
then write a keylogger and hope that your targets make online purchases or something

I am so happy my thread got so many posts... Even if they are mostly shit posts...

Thanks guys you really do care.

>>10112261

>>10112267
That's not a thumbs up

>>10112279
Then what is it?

>>10112286
She's pointing to herself

>>10112293

kill this fucking shit excuse for a janitor already

delete the thread, not the posts within it you dumb fuck

there is already 50 NEET lifestyle threads, and this thread is just a daily spam from crossboarders looking for money-making schemes

fuck off already

>>10112393
I pity you.

>>10111385
My sides.

>>10112703
Sides of what?

Maybe... House robberies?

A good rule of thumb if you want to see if a thread is worth reading or not is to check if it has images of Cirno in it.

If it does - it's shit.

>>10112771
don't bully cirno!

You could always attempt "personal care support".

Then again, I got lucky to have a client who wants to be left alone so for 12 hours i get paid to stay online so... I am an exception.

I am the lucky bastard.

>>10112794
Do what now?

>>10112771
Why do you talk as if your opinion was absolute fact ?

>>10112805
Because only the shittiest and most unfunny and autistic posters use Cirno.

Liking Cirno is a concrete sign of critical autism.

>>10112801
She did nothing... She just is a happy, cute fairy do not be mean to her please.

/jp/ - financial support

>>10112828

>>10110000

Dicks! And money!

...And dicks!! yaaaaaaaaaaaay

Fuck these threads, how is being broke Otaku culture? Fuck you, fuck NEET threads, and fuck every other thread that springs up as a result of NEET threads being allowed on this board. I'm going to cry on /q/ and make this entire board as miserable as possible because none of you deserve to take it easy.

>>10112892
Excellent.

>>10112892
I still can't imagine what kind of "huge faggot" had the balls to claim that we need NEET lifestyle threads.

>>10112943
It's a long-term "trolling" campaign by people who think shitposting on the internet makes them the secret chiefs of the universe or some shit.

>>10111564
playing MMOs for profit is no longer entertainment, it's a JOB.
i don't wanna play when i don't feel like it, otherwise it feels like a job. i want to get payed for being ENTERTAINED! Is that too much to ask? is it? faggot!

>>10112943
I can see how if you were new and retarded enough you would think that NEET threads were actually a time-honored /jp/ tradition.

>>10113690

>>10113690
>I've probably made over a grand

I make that in 2 weeks with a part-time retail job. That's nothing.

>>10113714
Go wave your dick somewhere else. Nobody asked you.

With the neet generals threads, I thought were ironic at first. Like nobody actually gives a shit but people here take it quite seriously now... i can't tell anymore.

>>10111564
please don't do this. now you're making me paranoid

stick with autis bux, it's the best source of income for neets

>>10113760
fatbux
autisbux
schizobux

How come you guys aren't fucking rich as fuck?

>>10113702
Really? We've been having NEET threads since the beginning and the janitors/mods have always allowed them.

If you don't like them, can you tell me what exactly do you want /jp/ to be about? No one is shitting on your kigs/idol/denpa/VN/STG threads or your shitty touhou imagedumps. Why do these threads bother you so much?

>>10109980
learn japanese and translate hentai mangos start a blog lol = play video games 20 hours a day work 10 hours a week and keep urself fed

>>10113793
If I wanted to panhandle, I wouldn't bother learning Japanese first, I would just start begging.

>>10113793
how would that make me money?

bumping for your poorNEETs