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Worst design
Worst boss theme
Worst fanbase
Worst gimmick
Worst hair accessory
Worst hair color
Worst pants
Worst danmaku
Worst boss from the worst game
Worst Touhou

>>10106409
kaguya pls leave

>>10106394
I will fucking gut you.

Just you wait faggot, next water cooler you walk past I'm going to jump out of in my wetsuit and put my fishing knife through your fucking stomach.

>>10106409
Worst pairing
Worst touhous

>>10106415

good thing I won't be doing that until December 22, 2017.

You have plenty of time to prepare. I'll be ready.

BAKA BAKA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Of all the stage 2 bosses to like, this one is the worst. Even if you only consider her in canon, she's just a stupid, cocky brat because she's strong for a fairy.

>>10106423
Well guess what you little bitch

There is two of us
and I'm going to be in your toilet and I will stab your anus when you sit down to take a shit

I'm liking this thread.

Medicine is the best Touhou, and if you disagree you'll die by alcoholic poisoning.

>>10106409
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>10106456
I can agree with that

Kogasa, you're really a sad excuse for a youkai.

What, you're the spirit of garbage? Seems fitting considering just how worthless you are!

Any sane human would keep you locked up outside in the rain and forget about you.

>>10106456

I think we can all agree to this, provided we also agree Alice is an unworthy master for such a badass.

>>10106422

she's a bullshit boss with bad music and terrible art

Terrible artist; don't know how to draw adults.
Two self-inserts.
Giving Aya too much highlights.
No Mima.

>>10106573
annoying and stupid and ugly compared to every other 2hu, patchy much better

Why the fuck is she a Touhou anyway? Failest character design to ever fail.

>>10106608

Touhous are supposed to have hats, goddamn it. Or at least ribbons. What the hell is this bunny-slut shit?

>>10106608
What in the name of the Lord did ye just proclaim to me, knave? I'll have ye know I was dubbed top of my knight squadron in the armie, I hath battled in numerous sieges on traitorous lords, and I hath more than three hundred confirmed kills. I am extensively disciplined in siege warfare and I am the top archer in the entire armie. Ye are merely 'nother enemy to slay. I shall abolish ye with precision such as has never been witnessed by Gods or men, hear my words. Think ye that ye can escape my wrath after uttering such filthy remarks? Rethink ye words, miscreant. As we speak, I am sending word of ye by raven to my network of spies across the realm, and ye hideout is soon to be located, so brace yourself for attack, fool. The storm that exterminates ye pitiful life, if that it can be named. Ye are good as dead, lad. I may be present in any shadow around ye, and I am capable of subduing ye in over seven hundred ways, and that is merely with mine own hands. I was not only tutored in gauntlet-to-gauntlet, but I possess the right to any weapon in my liege lord's extensive armory, and I intend to fully utilize it to erase your insignificant presence off our holy realm, ye insufferable scoundrel. I can only wish ye would have had the foresight to comprehend what heinous punishment your little "witty" quip were destined to result in; mayhap then ye would have withheld from voicing it. But ye could not, ye did not, and now ye shall pay with your blood, ye God-forsaken imbecile. I shall unleash unholy ire on ye and ye shall be inundated in it. Ye are carrion food, cretin.

Sanae is the shittiest touhou. Boring slut with way too much presence in the recent games. She should never have appeared outside of MoF, let alone become a recurring playable character.

Aya is similarly bad, but she isn't quite as boring and slutty.

>>10106639
Animal ears count as headgear.

a lazy outfit with a stupid cape
two disgusting cockroach antennae
a gross sounding name
not even a little girl

Everything about Wriggle fills me with a deep and lingering disgust.

>>10106466
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME YOU DUMB ASS BLACK CRACKER? I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I WENT TO AFRICA MYSELF AND SAW MANY NAKED BLACK GOOKS. I FOUGHT ACROSS THE MASSIVE WAVES OF THEIR EVIL VOODOO AND DESTROYED THE TOTEMS OF JA'HAR'MA'DEN. I EVEN DESTROYED THE AFRICAN WAR LORD THAT THREATENED ME TO DIE BY DROWNING IN FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON JUICE. YOU BLACK GOOK CRACKERS STILL COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW YOU HATED PICKIN' THE COTTON UNDER THE "WHITE MAN'S" LAW. YET ALL THE FUTURE GENERATIONS OF YOUR NIGGER-NESS HAVE BROUGHT THE UNITED STATES EVEN MORE REGRET THEN WHEN WE BROUGHT THE TAINTED DARK CRACKERS ACROSS THIS WHITE HAVE. I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW YOU HATED RACISM, BUT LIVE IN THE USA, IS PLAINLY WRONG. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU COMPLAIN? YOUR OLDER GENERATIONS PICKED 5 BILLION COTTON BALLS JUST SO THEIR BABIES AND THOSE BABIES BABIES CAN MULTIPLY TO MAKE A BUNCH OF MORE LAZY NIGGERS WHO ASK FOR MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT. NOT ONLY DO THEY PUT DENTS INTO THE NATION'S DEBT, THEY ALSO FUCK OUR WHITE WOMEN. THEY MAKE "PEACE" SIGNS WITH THEIR DIRTY ASS BLACK CRACKER,BONY ASS FINGERS, AND EAT ALL OF THE CHICKEN. I GUESS YOU ALSO VOTED FOR OBAMA SO YOU CAN STOP "FIGHTING THE POWER", BECAUSE YOUR ALL TOO LAZY TO DO THAT NOW RIGHT? LEMME GUESS. YOU MUST BE MAD RIGHT? I'M SURE YOUR HOLDING YOUR GUN AT A TILTED ANGLE BECAUSE DAT'S HOW THE HOOD DOES IT? WHAT A FUCKING SHAME. WHAT A FUCKING SHAME INDEED.

Parsee and Seiga are cute I hate everyone else.

All touhou char are like fucking little girls, liek only ped0phile will play this garbage.. The game itself and the next release and till the current one are all the same shit. They only change the bullet appearance and DAMN A NEW GAME HAS BEEN MADE. Lol epic shit zun. Even he make the game all by his fucking self at least be creative with the game and design. The game is the same shit with the other version and the char design is also the same shit with the other cast. Oh do you know that the char design suck ball? My 6 years old niece can do better, zun cant even draw legs or hand le fuck man. Imma say that only autistic faggot only like this kinda game shit is FUCKING easy compare with DOTA you heard me nerds, that game is more challenging than ur shitty weaboo game. Tl;dr touhou game suck, the character itself suck, everything about it suck and including the fanbase wheter weaboo or chinks.

>>10106478
I know this isn't a serious thread but please don't bully Kogasa.

>>10107139
Are you implying you like her?

I hate Sanae and Kanako, everything about them. But Suwako's cool.

>>10106435
>stupid
I'll go with the cocky part though.

All the IN cast are dreadfully boring in design and personality.
It's like ZUN was sober for once and decided to make the most blandest shmup in the most basic of themes and even for a touhou game the stages are bland and the gameplay almost feels stiff which is the fucking opposite you'd want in a shooter.
I mean there's a billion goddamn shooters in space, it couldn't have been that hard right?
I mean just look at >>10106422 the only reason I can remember their names is because /jp/ wont stop reminding me.

>>10108088
Are you trying to say Cirno isn't stupid like any other fairy?

>>10108116
she's literate. she's really good with fractions.

>>10108051
Yes. I like her a lot and it hurts to see her bullied.

I really hate slut Sanae. I really like her as a carefree spontaneous Youkai extermination enthusiast from the outside world, not some cockslave.