/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Are you a girl?

>>10100662
ya bby i suk yor cock.

no, im not.

>>10100662
I hope, if I saw a guy wear that outside I'd laugh.

>>10100680
Will you still suck my cock?

>>10100680
I would also love for you to suck my cock. maybe you could fetch a condom out of your cute shoulder-bag and put in on me.

That would look great with a fedora and a trench coat.

>>10100718
Don't forget the chain wallet and cargo shorts.

>>10100722

And make sure you don't shave at all.

>>10100685
i've seen worse...

>>10100718
>>10100722
drop the fedora, get a anime T-shirt(idk, Haruhi?), throw in a tail, and i become the perfect weeaboo hipster.

>>10100722
Finger-less gloves and a shirt with dragon designs. Gotta have those

>>10100726
And you know what? Just keep slamming those Baconators. They taste good anyway. Fuck it.

>>10100727
No, you absolutely need the fedora for that look.

>>10100726
my neckbeard itches too much, i prefer a clean shave

>>10100730
im rather thin though, and i walk hours a day...
and yes, baconnators are fucking awesome

>>10100730

And constantly show affection towards Japan using their language mixed with English. It helps to learn fluently.

>>10100644
faggot

>>10100736
yes. because the girls think that shits kawaii nigga...

>>10100736
Make sure to train every day with your katana too. That way people know not to fuck with someone of your power.

ＤＥＬ

>>10100745

Yes, definitely. and also drive a Japanese import car. with anime characters all over it. That way, you can show your pride.

>>10100718
Told so hard OP better kill himself.

>>10100763
do you recommend a model?
also, what anime should i go with, maybe 2hu?

>>10100763
Absolutely. Oh, but make absolutely certain to mimic the gestures and mannerisms of your favorite anime characters in public.

>>10100788
I saw some guy actually do that though. He was just walking around making Naruto hand seals and making little whooshing sounds with his mouth.

>>10100807
i hope you were at a con or there was one nearby....

so, out of all the advice giving by this lovely board, will i be able to attract the weeaboo ladies now?

>>10100823
You'll have no trouble attracting the weeaboo men.

>>10100823
Nope. This was on a college campus and he was a college student.

Don't forget to wear a studded belt with a big metal buckle though. And make sure your greasy hair is tied in a stringy ponytail. You'll be rolling in shyneet pussy, trust me.

epic bread, saved so later generations can share the lulz

>>10100845
epic...

>>10100845
how horrifying. themes that aren't burichan are so unbelievably horrifying

>>10100863
I use Tomorrow because it's black like my soul. Drink in the darkness.

Seriously though, I find it easier on the eyes to look at dark screens 24/7.

Here are my latest purchases. I was at a goodwill and scored two essential otaku items: lucky star shirt and Agamemnon-sama mask.

>>10100644
>>10100888
I would seriously beat the shit out of you if we ever met.

>>10100888

You got that shit from goodwill? I'm impressed.

>>10100904
Why?

>>10100909
I h8 weaboo nerds.

I have a friend who has a Hentai Inside t-shirt. He pulls in tail like nobody's business. Crazy stuff.

>>10100914
But by being here, it's clear that you don't like normalfags either. You must hate yourself then, for still adhering to normalfag norms when in reality you want cool otaku items like those people too, but are ashamed to admit it. Let go of your inhibitions, friend.

>>10100914
haha.

real talk tho, 2nd pic aint me(mad jelly at that shirt tho)
i pick up the bag for cons and shit, i dont think i could pull it off in public(i'd give it a go maybe once in awhile)
weeaboo girls do put out the most, you could still pull it off with all the fake ass advice in this thread if you actually know how to talk to them, ive seen niggas 3x my size pull in some decent looking girls.

>>10100935
Do you get mad pussy at cons?

>>10100936
not all the time, but its honestly not hard to do at all(if you're having trouble due to looking ugly as sin, have a big wallet ready and you can charm most of them)

and dont be beta as fuck, if you go with your friends and you get a hotel room at larger cons it makes it so much easier.

Is it true that people have sex with 12 year old girls at cons?

>>10100967
last i checked, no.

then again, you could ask >>>/mlp/, ive heard some pretty crazy shit goes on at their cons

>>10101003
Why would I go there? There was a thread here just a few weeks about about sex with underage girls at cons, which is why I'm asking a third-party (you) whether it's true or not.

Just so you know, the way you got really defensive and answered so bluntly seems questionable.

>>10101010
that was defensive?
but shit nigga idk, i dont ever hear of it happening(at least in american cons)

>>10101024
It was very rude as well and I would prefer if you didn't swear at me.

You're not from around here, are you?

>>10101075
i drop in for touhou shit mostly
and news on dat 13.5?

>>10100957
I will go to a con alone due to lack of friends and have my wallet, which has no money in it, in my hand at all times. Thanks for the advice bro.

what a shitty thread
gb2/co/ nerd

>>10101088
Will this post be deleted? WHO KNOWS

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>>10101155
HE KNOWS
*runs away*

good night my /jp/ niggas