/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>1006432
It most likely turned your mind into a scrambled egg.

It's not moe's fault you're gay, dude.

Don't worry, its not gay if you're wearing a skirt. When you're wearing a skirt, you *are* a girl.

Hey, at least it keeps you away from doing drugs and having unprotected sex.

>>1006455
lol

>>1006469
By extension, the other one should be a girl as well and be unable to penetrate anybody....

>>1006484
unless that person strips halfway through.

>>1006490
...I don't follow.

Seriously.

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>1006469
Source please. Because I am "gay" for this kind of thing.

>>1006469
Source?

Fuck. I thought it was bad enough with the loli collection.

>>1006581
>>1006590
Oh come on if you really enjoy this it's pretty old. Shounen shikou josou special, there's an untranslated direct sequel in shounen shikou Destiny. Both are on rs.

>>1006590
>>1006581
The magic of skirts.

I have this same issue. It's really pissing me off...I don't know what to think anymore. I guess kigurumi kinda fills that hole.

>fills that hole

Should I even bother? I'll just let you imagine where I could go with that one.

>>1006608
In more ways than one.

>>1006595
I've not actively been looking for this stuff - that page did, however, catch my interest.

I also want those uniforms.

>>1006432
Problem is, none of us will probably get into those uniforms and make them look good (or make us look good, for that matter).

>>1006761

I'd be willing to make myself look good to wear one, but really it doesn't matter. The average day for anonymous wouldn't change. Instead of sitting infront of a computer all day, he would be sitting infront of a computer all day while wearing a pretty dress.

>>1006773
>he would be sitting infront of a computer all day while wearing a pretty dress.
GOOD END

What if I wanna wear this one?

The winter uniforms from Really? Really! are nice if someone finds me a place that sells them I would totally buy it and dress up in it for the internet.

I'm a guy btw.

>>1006617
That's the magic of skirts for you.

it's not gay if the balls isn't touching

I have the same feeling, but at least I admit I have gender issues.

>>1009103
Well now..that's just gay.

>>1006761
I'd probably look decent enough in them. I'm short and look like a girl. But I don't want to wear them myself, I want to see other people wearing them.

fucking gay, dude. next thing you know, you'll be fantasizing about how it feels like to have cocks up your ass.

fucking gay, dude. next thing you know, you'll be fantasizing about how it feels like to have cocks up your ass.

http://www.fanplusfriend.com/

They do pretty good work. Half-decent selection of items. They make them after you order, so they are custom-fit to you at no extra charge unless you're a total whale. Will also allow custom orders if you submit a set of reference photos, but no idea how much that costs.

I do, occasionally. Got a problem with that?

>>1009130
Fantasizing? I'm pretty sure I already know.

Girls dig guys in skirts.

>>1009140
They'll either think you're a freak of nature that needs to be put down or they'll go, "Holy shit, I can do your makeup! And hair! WE NEED TO DO YOUR HAIR!" There is no middle-ground.

Damn, I would honestly dress up in a skirt and post pics, but I refuse to get rid of my leg-hair. That would be just homosexual. Besides my legs are all bruised so I can't show them to you.

>>1009145
>I would dress up in a skirt and post pics
>but I refuse to get rid of my leg hair. That would be just homosexual.
THESE TWO SENTENCES DO NOT FIT TOGETHER

>>1009154
A man can have dreams and hobbies, right? Why the fuck is everyone trying to bring me down?

>>1009160
If it's your hobby, you should at least do it right.

>>1009142

Just speaking of personal experience.
Experience from which side I'm not going to bother saying since nobody believes you on teh intarwebs anyways.

Farketh it, wrong pic.

>>1009167
But I'm doing it just to keep myself happy, not anyone else. I do not mind seeing some body hair if I'm the only one seeing the pictures. I thought of doing it for you little rascals, but I'm not going to as long as it places unwanted psychological stress on me.

>>1009145
Then you'll need really really think socks black socks that go the whole length of your leg

personally I'm still in the removal process so there's still black stubs which are damn awful

>>1009193
Leghair is pigdisgusting. Enjoy your self respect and healthy body image.

>>1009194
That would be a good idea. It would not only cover my legs, but also create a zettai ryouiki, the hottest thing known to man.

>>1009206
Thanks, I will. I don't know about the healthy body image, though. My thighs are fat as hell because of surfing 4chan all the time and my upper body is rather thin. Not Auschwitz thin, but still something that bothers me a bit.

>>1009222
>my thighs are fat
>my upper body is rather thin
Hi, me.

>>1009225
Lo.

Guys who want to dress up in girl's clothes are just looking for attention.

That said, I wish to the little loli ;_;

>>1009212
zettai ryouiki with hairy legs?

FUCK MY EYES! FUCK!!!!! MAKE ME UNSEE!!! FFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

>>1009272
YOU WISH TO BE LOOKED UPON? YOU DIRTY CREATURE!

>>1009274
The hair is more or less white up there, so it wouldn't show in the picture. I'm extremely sorry for causing you such painful visions.

>>1009275
Also, before I forget, where did you find a delicious piece of clothing like that from?

I'm more interested in MAKING girls clothing than wearing it....

ITT we admit to our pathetic desires?

I'm buying this next week so I can sit around browsing /jp/ in it.

This thread reminds me: TL fucking where? 2nd book fucking where?
Also, too bad only ko has proper /tg/, meaning you have to dig through tons of shota or yaoi to get some proper cd pics.

>>1009315
That is AWESOME.

>>1009313
Do it. You can make a fortune, really.

>>1009370
At least in these here western countries. Looking at too much Touhou and VNs has given us unbeatable sense of fancy dresses and stylish, manly clothing. But don't try your luck in the east, the japs know of this shit before they're born.

>>1009315
We expect photos. We don't care how fat and hairy you are.

>>1009313
Yeah, even moderately well made cosplay shit and lolita style dresses sell for huge bucks; you'll be living the good life.

>>1009370
>>1009391
I'm not doubting that, but I work full-time; plus there's playing the fashion game, to which I'm REALLY averse.

I have a definite sense of fashion, but it'd likely be considered misogynistic. Goth Loli is on its way out; I might be able to get my ideas to be the next big thing, but I'm not holding out too much hope.

I dunno. I'll see how tired I get of sewing when I'm through making those stuffed Cowhous.

I saw the Op pic and thought this thread was about putting cosplay outfits on a realdoll

>>1009412
Your job is making stuffed cowhous?

>>1009441
No, that's just my pet project in my off hours.

You're cute, anonymous.

I wish to be the little trap... ;_;

>>1009452

JUM?!

ITT wannabe-transsexuals talking about it because they crave for attention and people who can't crossdress properly.

>>1009499
wannabe-traps who crave attention and can't crossdress properly. I like my penis.

>>1009502

Pre-Op.

>>1009499
Seconded. Wanting to dress up as a girl for anonymous men on the internet qualifies as gay and pathetic. Not that anyone here cares.

>>1009502

transsexuality isn't defined as having no penis. it just describes a person that identifies itself as a member of the opposite gender.

I probably wouldn't wear this kind of stuff myself if you know... maybe... GIRLS wore it? Real-life girls, I mean. Instead they all pretty much dress like men these days. ;_;

>>1009504
What about wanting to dress up for your boyfriend, is this somehow not gay?

>>1009511
Everyone looks fucking awful in cosplay. Everyone.

>>1009511

I don't have such a fetish but I kind of agree with your there. Women have so many options for building an outfit and yet so little imagination these days...

>>1009540
Surprisingly, a man dressing up for his boyfriend is indeed gay. Do you ride the short bus to school?

Chicks only wear dresses when they're prancing around on stage or some shit. I'm not saying they have to cosplay... just stop fucking dressing like me!

>>1009557

What about a man who doesn't dress up for his boyfriend? Is he not gay?

This thread makes me feel sad and cold on the inside, especially since I had gender identity issues growing up.

>>1009511

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

>>1009576
You could have been a girl, tough shit now faggot.

>>1009576

It's pretty much the same thing as with all these illnesses. Everyone on livejournal and all these other, pitiful websites tries to look interesting. So they self-diagnose bullshit, talk about stuff like transgenderism etc. to get the attention.

>>1009573
I know where you're going with this, and I find it amusing.

>>1009591
By extension, what bores the gander stiff, bores the goose stiff....
How unfortunate.

I want to cosplay as Kyonko. That's not gay right?

>>1009671
Depends, do you mind if I take you out?

I dress up like a girl so my friends will like me more =^_^=

>>1009678
If you have money, I don't mind.

>>1009694
I see what you're doing, but it's not an issue for /jp/.

>>1009694
I don't believe you have friends. Enjoy your emoticons.

What if two traps were kissing each other but didn't know the other was a trap and thought they were kissing a girl. Is this gay?

>>1009813
IS THIS GAY?

>>1009813
There is no such thing as sexuality and I think anyone would find that sexy.

>>1009817
I wish I was being gay with him right now.

It's only gay if balls are touchan

>>1009822
There we have it. Gay anal sex is technically not gay.

>>1009831
I'm afraid I have to question the size of your sweaty testicles.

If there is a dick up your butt thats gay the end if you don't think so get out of that river.

>>1009848
But what if it's a girl's dick?

This thread makes me lol so fucking hard I didn't think /jp/ was this pathetic.
/jp/-Pathetic Homosexsuals/General Touhou

>>1009874
You still in that river boy?

>>1009877
Not just pathetic homosexuals; we accept all sexualities as long as they are frustrated.

>>1009877
Go back to /b/, internet tough guy.

>>1009883
/jp/-Pathetic Sexsuality/General Touhou

>>1009886
Just speaking my mind you don't have to get mad.

>>1009883
>as long as they are frustrated

But I'm not frustrated; I gave up on sex a long time ago....

>>1009885
ANSWER MY QUESTION I NEED TO KNOW

>>1009874
No one tell him...

>>1009895
It makes you 25% more gay than a normal gay man.

I'm a fairly straight male, but sometimes I wish to be the little girl, if you catch my drift. I'd never put on moe clothes though, they'd just look awkward on my bulky male body. If I could somehow obtain the body of a 14 year old on the other hand... That would be really ^_________^;;.

How would /jp/ feel about a big brown guy in a dress?

>>1010044
That's very moe.

>>1010044
I'd be angry.

>>1006432
I happen to be gay myself and those dresses so make me wish I was a pretty young girl. Instead of a big homo ;_; WHY GOD, WHY???

>>1009315
That would look so much better without the yellow patterns on the sleeves. その場合はすごく洒落た☆

/jp/ - gets neither pussy nor cock.

>>1010150

Typing this in panties, skirt and top. Bisexual bi-gender here.

>>1010278
pics or didn't happen...

>>1010278
Pics also.

Also, no such thing as sexuality.

no fatties in school girl outfits

>>1010278
I'm browsing in my Marisa outfit, complete with bloomers and big, awesome hat.

>>1010308
It doesn't matter what's on the outside.

It's the inside that counts.

>>1010278
spoilers: No one will ever love you, you will never love yourself, and you should prolly kill yourself.

Bi-genders are the cancer killing society.

>>1010318
We should just have androgyny or transexuality.

>>1010318
All five of them must be working really hard to produce that much cancer.

>>1010312

>awesome hat.

Whoa.
Where on earth did you find that?

>>1010368
Had it custom made.

>>1010025
Oh god, thats pretty much me to a t. My wish to be a little girl is greater than usual right now, because I went to /d/ for the hell of it a week ago, and now I'm on a collecting transformation manga spree.

>>1010382
It'd fade out within a week, unlike people with actually gender issues.

>>1010318
>No one will ever love you,

Possibly...

>you will never love yourself

Wellllllll, that's difficult to judge. Loving yourself too much would be bad, too, I guess.

>and you should prolly kill yourself.

One moment...

>Bi-genders are the cancer killing society.

Yes, completely. The fake ones. But in my case it seems to stem from a mix of unprocessed emotions... firstly did I have some serious problems with girls in high school, a relationship that slowly drifted into some kind of forced femdom situation, just without the sex.

I also never really came to build up a typical role relating to my physical gender. But that could be circular reasoning, as I always, even before anything could go wrong with nurturing aso., was acting contrary to the gender norm. Until the age of twelve I didn't have a single, male friend, but was part of a pretty huge group of girls. And no, we didn't have sex, not lying, etc. So it seems like I always was transsexual "a bit". Maybe I am, but found a different way to live with it in the form of bigenderism, alternating subconsciously between the genders every few months. I'm no emo, hell, don't even have long hair. But I just can't help feeling a strong need to behave in a way typically thought of as very feminine for a few months.

So I guess not all bigenders are as bad as you might think, regardless of the issue of fakes. The concept just seems a bit like it exists solely to get attention. But I didn't want to be like this and I don't really want attention, although this might seem a bit weird considering this post.

>>1010388
Yeah, it seems to go off and on in spurts. I always do wish I looked cute though.

w

>>1010399
Nobody cares.

Leave.

>>1010399

Well, you seem to be happy and content with yourself at least. Unlike the generic self-loathing anon.

Here, have some worksafe yaoi.

Anyone notice how the thread went to shit once the day progressed.

Fucking kida.

>>1011207
kida?

wtf /jp/, wtf.

>>1011455
kids. It's quite obvious.

>>1011476
It's ok, yuyuko, the LHC won't do shit so you don't have to worry about any of these fags ending up in Gensokyo.
To cheer you up, here's a Mystia.

What's this kind of phenomenon called? It seems to only occur in this board.

Is it because of the mix of ronery and wish for 2d and desire of self to be beautiful?

>>1011949

new car smell

>>1011949
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>>1009813
New fantasy found.

>>1012788
I'm sure many doujins of that are out.

Thank you /jp/.

>>1011949
>It seems to only occur in this board.
You're dumb.

>>1006432
You are not alone.
I wish I could dress up as a girl but unfortunately I don't look feminine enough to pull it off.

>>1014016

I do.

Fuck yeah, androgyny!

ITT livejournal and attention whores.

>>1006432
>>1009386
>>1009490
>>1009671
>>1009831
>>1010278
>>1010312
>>1010427
>>1014016

I hate those threads and I hate those people.

>>1009543
No, only men.

>>1014463
She's a paid model and she still looks shitty in it.

>>1014492
She? Oh shit....I was just fapping.

...entertaining thread. GJ

I WISH TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL


No but seriously I ;_;'d at this thread, because someone in a bar the other night asked if I was a guy or a girl. I'm a guy.
._.

>>1015236
Pics and I'll tell you how many drinks the guy had.

>>1015236
People always call me "Ma'am" on the phone. I've had people ask me if I was a guy or a girl, when I hadn't shaved for several days. One kid refused to believe I was male, despite several people and myself telling him so, he thought they were playing a trick on him. I have short hair, I wear male clothes. I don't want to be a trap. I want to be manly and tall. ;_;

>>1015236
>bar
>>1015260
>pics

Fuck off and spend your summer somewhere else.

Thanks for turning /jp/ to shit you faggots.