/jp/ - Otaku Culture

My sister thinks I'm a fucking failure retard loser weirdo and her undies smell like dirty prostitutes.

>>10086944
Why don't you try to show her some of the good sides of your hobbies? Get her on your side?

>>10086944
so give her the mighty dick.

cute pic dude

Yeah, I have an onee-chan.
>My sister thinks I'm a fucking failure retard loser weirdo and her undies smell like dirty prostitutes.
I've never smelled her underwear.

My imouto is a horrid bitch, and behaves in a more masculine than I do, at times; she's right in thinking that I'm a loser, and that I constantly 'have my head in my ass'.

I've never attempted to smell her pantsu, but I would expect them to smell of sandalwood and clove, given her body wash.

1; Yes, younger one.

2; She either can't or doesn't voice her opinion on them.

3; Really good.

I have an Imouto, she uses anime as an image accessory but she actually dislikes it entirely, she disapproves of my hobbies greatly and constantly lies through her teeth, she's a filthy traitor whenever she gets an opportunity. Her best friends are lower-class scum and retards.

I haven't smelled her pantsu, but I'd assume they smell like rotten corpses and shit. I hate my sister.

You guys are doing it wrong. You should show your imoutos some k-on, gain her confidence, and become incestous NEETs.

She thinks I'm a good for nothing loser that needs to do something meaningful with my life. I wish my onee-chan was more gentle.

>>10086999

Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat

I'm less into weeb shit than her, and probably like filth.

>>10087040
their best song is PET SEMATARY (live)

I have dreams where I have a sister. She is awkward and social failure like me. At some point our parents die and we become hikkis.

Then we engage into incest and have dirty neet sex everyday. She ends up pregnant. I tried to write a vn about it but I get depressed everytime because she isn't real. She looks like this pic.

My Sister is very beautiful. We were very close when we were younger, always playing together. Then she started growing up and becoming interested in boys and we just became more and more distant.

Eventually she started watching MTV and listening to boy bands while I was still playing with legos and watching cartoons. By the time we both entered high school I didn't even know who she was anymore. She was listening to rap and dating jocks/douchebags, constantly going to tanning beds/etc and being popular while I was reading manga and drawing waifus in my room on the weekends.

As of now my Sister is still very pretty, she works as a waitress and is dating someone who looks exactly like Kevin Federline. I think she despises me and my hikikomori life. She is always avoiding me and never says anything to me. Whenever I enter a room she is in, she leaves almost immediately.

I do smell her underwear but only sometimes. They don't smell musky or anything, they always smell like fresh laundry or lotion. She is very clean.

>>10087079
;_;
You should try to make up.

>>10087075
Here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qygG4mMZDU&t=30m0s

>>10086999
Are you me? My sister trys to be Japanese but for some reason she goes to cram school and does taiko and thinks she is ethnic nipponese when she doesnt even understand their culture or history. Its tragic really.

My older sister has a 98 GPA, attending New York University with a full scholarship, 2400 on the SAT, adept at guitar, piano, singing, skilled artist and animator. But suffers from soul-crushing depression, stree, and low self-esteem.

And I have to live under that shadow.

>>10087113
There is only one way to cure her depression.

>>10087126
Unfortunately she once made a comment about the scum of the internet along the lines of they'll achieve nothing in life and just masturbate all day. Oh the irony.

>>10087113

At least you're beating her in the fields of depression and low self-esteem.

>>10087148
How do you know that?

>>10087113
>98 GPA
98.0 GPA? goddamn is she a wizard or did they change the way GPA works since I've been in school?

>>10087113
I have trouble maintaining 3.6, 98.0, ur sisters a super nerd XD

>>10087157
Well not only is the standard of education in USA constantly being dumbed down, test grades are only 60% of your grade as the moment. At least in New York, that is. It ain't easy though. That's like 2% error allowed?

>>10087157
No it's still max 4.0 GPA. Although she still may be a wizard.

>>10087181
>>10087192
It's out of 100?

>>10087198
No, it's out of 4.0.

>>10087088
Make up what?

>>10087202
Try to make up her bed. Then maybe she'll get respect for you.

>>10086941
Nope, I'm an only child, thank god. I wouldn't have been able to become the selfish dick I am today if I always had to share with someone.

>>10087208
I feel the same way. I was also surprised to learn that only children are a minority earlier this year. Had no idea.

>>10087208
Same here, fuck sharing things with other people just because.

>>10087202
He means that you should try to improve your relationship with your sister.

>>10087217
I don't think I ever could. I first started sniffing her underwear about 5 months ago..That was the point of no return for me.

>>10087245
Nothing to be ashamed of dude. Natural curiosity.

Panty sniffing is one of the few things I will judge you guys for.

I have a sister who is two years older than me. She's accepted than I'm a loser and is probably about as okay with it as is possible. When we were younger she gave me a lot of shit for being a nerd but now she's really nice to me. I've never smelled her underwear.

>>10087293
She probably feels bad for you, like you're some pathetic wounded animal.

I want to sniff my sister's underwear too. I want to masturbate with her panties warped around my dick. Is there a chance that my dick's smell will be impregnated even if I do it after taking a bath?

>>10087291
I think its kinda cute. I would smell the used panties of some /jp/er.

>>10087291
Have you ever tried it? I did for the first time a couple months ago and it was amazing. Up until then I never understood why people would enjoy it.

>>10087303
Probably. For example she used to make fun of me for being a virgin, but as I got older and was still a virgin she started realizing I was going to be a virgin for my entire life and it wasn't a laughing matter, so she stopped.

>>10086944
>My sister thinks I'm a fucking failure retard loser weirdo and her undies smell like dirty prostitutes.

Same here. My sister and her husband also pull in over $200,000 a year and make me look like an asshole infront of my parents every holiday.

Oh well

I asked Milk to sell me her smelly panties but she never replied ;_;

I want to smell a girl's underwear.

>>10087334
If you hate each other it's one thing (then war has been fairly declared), but if there is an assumed mutual respect then I just feel that it's pretty uncool to go behind her back like that.

>>10087326
Is it just me or is the anatomy of her body way off in this drawing?

Both my imoutos like anime and manga but don't go out of their way to get it, and they don't (to my knowledge) know anything about VNs or figs or more neetly topics. I'm sure if they knew how much of my life I waste on this shit they would be very disappointed but would never show it because they are awesome imoutos.

>>10087079
I'm really jealous of your sister. But my sister is the exact same except she's married to some deadbeat loser and had a baby with him. The only difference is we're on good terms. She always pesters me about getting a job though but not in a negative way. She just can't accept that I'm "wasting my potential" being a NEET.

>>10087375
Never realized how fat she is before.

>>10087374
but who actually likes what they do? that's the important thing

I have an onee-san

She's very nice and very supportive of me, but often times her whoremoans take her for a ride and she becomes a bitch out of nowhere.

Downside is that she's fat, pretty ugly, browses reddit, tries to share LE MEMES with me, and her underwear probably literally smells like shit.

My entire family doesn't know I'm into anime.

>>10087479
>but who actually likes what they do?
Them.

I have an older sister and a younger sister. The older sister I want her to die she's a nasty heroin addict who steals all my stuff. The little one I love and would die for her.

I'm the onee-san. I'm a NEET virgin living with my parents and my brother who is 4 years younger than me is married, has a 1 year old baby, a beautiful wife and earns 80k/year and lives in his own nice house.

At least I'm a superstar at /jp/ bar.

My sister hates my NEET lifestyle. She wants me to a get diploma and drive a nice car. She wants me to have a gf and go drinking every night and never go on the internet except to use facebook.

I don't like her

>>10087533
Wait, your brother has his own nice house and family but is simultaneously living with you and your parents...? I don't understand.

>>10087541
Learn to read.

I'm a huge siscon but I never had a sister.

But I have to confess that I smelled panties of my (at that time) 10 years old cousin, both fresh one from her wardrobe and the dirty ones from the laundry.

It smelled like.. fabric. Seriously, lolis don't even sweat. At least not down there, I was disappointed. I even tried wearing them but they were obviously too small

Sometimes I'm worried what would happen if my relatives found out about it.

>>10087533
I'm sure this will be me eventually (although with my brother it will be a lovely husband). He's too awesome for me to ever resent him for it though.

>>10087533
I earn 300k/year and have 16cm dick
Want to marry me and fuck? As long as you're not a fat bitch it's okay

>>10087572
I am SO ugly you have no idea how disgusted you'd be with your own offer.

>>10087578
sup milk

>>10087533
Will you PLEASE go out with me

>>10087578
/jp/ isn't really the place to ask this, but:
Would you take him up on it if you weren't?
Do you think you would have turned out more "normal" if you were prettier?
Do you think that prettier people lead easier lives?
Do you think that there are any upsides to being unattractive?

>>10086951
>good sides

>>10087595
Maybe he has more than one good side to his hobbies?

>>10087533

Have you sniffed your brother's boxers?

My imouto is really smart, can draw, play the piano, sing, do pretty much everything.
Even though I'm a failure she's always there cheering me on, looking at my horrible drawings and saying how much I can improve and how jealous she is of my skills. When I asked her what skills were those, she said "I love watch you play videogames, you always win and makes it look so easy!"
She's also learning Japanese and currently watching Space Brothers and LoGH. Her idol is Carl Sagan.
I'm obviously jealous of her, but I also try to help her in whatever way I can because I don't want her becoming someone like me.
I do not know how her panties smell but last week out of the blue she asked for my underwear, she wanted to know how it feels to use shorts and I took that opportunity to ask for one of her skirts. I never felt prettier.

i don't know
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>10087624
>Her idol is Carl Sagan.

le reddit face xD

>>10087624
>Even though I'm a failure she's always there cheering me on, looking at my horrible drawings and saying how much I can improve and how jealous she is of my skills. When I asked her what skills were those, she said "I love watch you play videogames, you always win and makes it look so easy!"
I don't like people who do this stuff. They know that they are better than everyone in every way, yet they give fake compliments so that they feel even better about themselves.

I'm not attracted to my sister's in the slightest. I can jerk off to my mother, aunts, or cousins but the moment I think of my sisters I'm instantly turned off.

>>10087629
Reddit aren't any more or less fond of Carl Sagan than anyone else. It's Neil deGrasse Tyson who they have a hard-on for, because he did a Q&A there and appeared in an episode of The Big Bang Theory.

are you le mad

>>10087629

What a nerd rite? xd

>>10087630

When she said it it sounded like an actual compliment but she ran out of things to compliment me about. I understand what you mean but I'll take the blame for being useless.

>>10087636
>>10087644
We're made out of star dust so cool science da best :)

>>10087630
I know what you mean, but sometimes people are genuinely impressed by some aspect of your person that you find completely unimpressive. My younger brother is so brutally frank (unwittingly, so it's even more believable) that I know he'd never pull that shit, so even though he is better than me at everything I still take his compliments seriously.

>>10087700
There's a difference between a small child being genuinely impressed with trivial things and grown adults giving fake compliments to others as a social norm (unless the adults in question have autism, which is the only people whose words I will ever believe to be honest).

>>10087736
>unless the adults in question have autism, which is the only people whose words I will ever believe to be honest

Same. If a fellow autist says I did a good job on something, it means I really did a good job.

>>10087746
Good job.

>>10087750
You don't have autism, you fucking little gay homo bitch.

I haven't spoken to my sisters in years. I have a cousin who I interact with a lot more who I also think of as my little sister. She just turned 12 yesterday. I've played Touhou before while she was in my bed playing DS, and she didn't seem interested. I don't think she has a problem with me being NEET. She loves live action Disney stuff and Club Penguin, and I make fun of her for liking them. I wish she liked the animated movies more.

A few months ago when she came over she decided to go in my room to see what it "sounded like". Usually when she comes in my room I move my figures and dolls into the closet, but that time I had no chance and she went on inside. I didn't dare follow her. When she came back she only said it was really bright in my room.

The panties smell mostly like laundry soap but I swear there's something else mixed in there too. It's a good smell.

Last year she picked some lemons for me since she has lemons in her yard and I only have oranges. I hope she picks more for me this year.

I could go on and on with stories about her but I'll stop here.

>>10087759
Why do you have to bully me like that

>>10087778
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to.

>>10087777
Why? Go on please

>>10087594
No, no, yes, no.

>>10087618
No.

>>10087794
do you look like the girl of the pic that you posted?? answer please, thank you.

1) yes, two younger sisters
2) Yes, we get on great and respect each others hobbies
3) Never thought about doing that and likely never will

>>10087794
will you go out with me

>>10087794

Would you sniff your bf's boxers if you had one? Would you let him sniff yours?

>>10087736
My younger brother is a grown adult though...

1 Yes, a 16 year old younger sister.
2 She always bother me because she's a party girl, she hates to see me all day on the computer. But she liked some of the animes I showed to her (K-On! Yuru Yuri, Toradora, moeshit)
3 ...She does not use any.
We are two girls in the house, I really really really wish I had an otaku older brother, I always wanted that.

>>10087923

I can be your otaku older brother. We can have a nice incest relation. Please respond.

I have an otouto and I am his older sister. He's finally growing upand I know it means he'll stop being cute and not want to cuddle all the time and he'll probably pretend I don't exist and won't be affectionate.

I guess it's not as hard as having a little sister who grows up into a cocksucking whore but it still hurts.

>>10087946

Have you sniffed his underwear?

>>10087794
Hmm, interesting. Thanks for answering.

One imouto. She's cool, but she isn't really into anime and manga like she used to be. At the same time, though, she respects my hobbies and even encourages it. She's into western cartoons and animation now; I can't really understand why. They stopped being anywhere near decent after the 90s.

Also, I don't know what her underwear smells like. I don't really care to find out. Sometimes I wish I had a cute loli sister that wanted to have a secret lewd relationship with me.

>>10087952
No.

I have two older sisters. I get along well with both of them but they both are always worried about me because I rarely leave my room. I smelled one of my sister's pairs of underwear when I was much younger and it smelled pretty nice, thanks for asking! :)

>>10087981

Why not?

>>10087987
Because his room already smells like semen and I doubt his underwear smells any different, nor do I want to think about how he's becoming lewd.

>>10088001

Do yo think he smells your underwear in secret? What would you do if you found him doing it?

>>10088001
You should nurture his lewdness with your body. It's going to happen anyway, may as well make it worth your while.

>>10087935
Hmmm... Yeah sure, why not?

>>10087777
>there's something else mixed in there too.
pheromones

>>10088010
No, tell him to stop.

>>10088014
i don't what to know it happened at all.

>>10088019

Looks fake but I sent you something anyway.

i have younger brothers, but i make sure to come off as the exaggeratedly masculine older brother while they're watching. i watch stuff like hidamari sketch and yuru yuri in bed where they can't judge me with their eyes.

as far as they're concerned i'm cool and know japanese and teach karate etc

I wish I could molest a younger sister.

>>10088062
If they're still young enough (not teenagers), you should watch some shows in front of them to let them know that it's okay, especially since they look up to you. So many kids suppress their hobbies and interests because it isn't "cool", you can show them otherwise.

Hell, I got my younger cousin into Lucky Star and he's in high school now. Teach them not to take shit.

I have a younger sister who lives very far away. She doesn't think bad of my hobbies because she also has otaku hobbies, in fact, last time I visited her we watched Madoka together. She also loves Touhou and Yume nikki.

I haven't smelled her underwear though and I don't think I will. Plus I get the impression that she wouldn't mind some incest action because sometimes she's been way too physical with me. And she asked me if I wanted to see her tits.

She was murdered.

>>10088294
I'm sorry.

>>10087946
Do you buy him ice cream or bake something for him and hug him?

I wish I had a small outoto; I do have a younger brother but he is 18 and l can't spoil him like l would with a little boy.

But he is kind of cool and he doesn't make fun of me, he even likes some anime like Yu Yu Hakusho and Samurai Champloo but sometimes l think that he feels pity for me because l left college and and sit at the computer all day, but if he is not annoying is fine with me.

>>10088294
Actually murdered? Or did your mom get an abortion when you thought you were getting a sister?

>>10087208
Maybe I could have fulfilled my desires to help people more if I grew up with a sibling.

Anyone else's sister know that you steal her panties? Mine doesn't talk to me anymore.

>>10087946
marry me plz :(

I'm glad I don't have a sibling, but my grandfather and dad always give me shit for not doing exactly what they want me to do. You like, like getting some manual labour job and liking sports and not using a computer so often. It's annoying.
I don't want to sniff either of their boxers thank you.

I have two younger sisters.

One is in high school now. She's a jock, I'm a nerd, so we don't have a whole lot in common, but we're polite to one another, and talk when we can. We're family, and that's that.

The younger one... well. I started being attracted to her when she was about ten. I finally worked up the courage to hug her one day. She was surprised, but held on. The more we hugged, she started to hold on longer and longer. One day we held for a good 30 seconds before she broke off awkwardly.

Nothing much happened for a while, until our family was on vacation in Germany. My jock sister was staying with her soccer team, but my family came along and was staying in a small little country inn. There were only 2 bedrooms, so my mother and father took one and my sister and I took the other.

We laid in bed after a long day when I hear this wet popping sound, much like donkey does in shrek. I though she was just being annoying, so I told her to stop. She said no, and persisted. And persisted. Then, I realized, her legs were up against the headboard. I turned on the lights and she hastily covered herself.

"What are you doing?"

"... Nothing."

Hah. Right.

"Ok, whatever. I'm going to sleep."

She waits a few minutes and then STARTS DOING IT AGAIN.

Keeping me up like this is unacceptable. Not only is she giving me a boner, she's being noisy as hell.

"I can h-help (yes, I stuttered in my excitement. Fuck off.) you with that if you want."

To be continued...

>>10088541

Part 2.

"...That's alright."

She keeps at it. So I start "tickling" her. I start on her stomach, and she's giggling. I work up to her breasts and start groping. She doesn't giggle as much, but lets me continue. What glorious underdeveloped breasts they were. Then, I worked back down. Lower, and lower. I slide my hand under her panties, and cannot believe the erotic face my sister made. I was about to start fingerbanging away... and stopped. I go back to tickling, and groping her breasts. She gets tired of this and pulls away after a few minutes.

Somehow thinking she wanted me to stop touching her, I roll over and ignore her for a bit. She sits up and pokes me, making that annoyed grunt that girls can make sound cute somehow.

I stare at her, but I can't do it. She's my sister, and my parents would probably disown me.

She then presents herself. She gets on her hands and knees perpendicular to me, and shoves her ass and pussy close to my face. I could have taken her right there. Plunged my throbbing penis into her tiny twelve-year-old pussy... the thought was driving me insane.

And to this day I regret my decision.

I just sat there and masturbated as she was earlier. I came, got up, washed it off, and went to sleep. She fell asleep in that position, too. I woke up to her panties... and still took no action.

Now she is rather cold and distant towards me. I think about raping her every so often and how easy it would be. She'd probably enjoy it, the beautiful little nymphomaniac. She's 14 now. I may just do it, one of these days...

>>10088546
Nice.

My older sister actually thinks that being an otaku is cool and socially acceptable. She has no idea.

>>10088546
I fapped to this.

>>10088546
If you rape her, she's not going to like it. That's why it's called rape, because she doesn't like it.

If she's all for it, then go ahead, use a condom/birth control, whatever. But don't rape her. You can't force anyone to like it. You can force them to do it, but never to like it. They might try to fool themselves into thinking they like it to ease the pain, but deep down inside they don't and most likely never will. Please don't give her that pain to start with. I don't know if you're trolling or not, but please...If she says no, respect that and look for other ways to satisfy yourself. It will be difficult, maybe even impossible, but at least you won't be hurting anyone.

bolice man pls go :----D

>>10088546
14 is too old

What does your sister regularly smell like?

/jp/ why you so lewd

I have a sister of the same age who I grew up with, she's really nice. We both live quite far away from each other now though and we don't speak much. My younger sister is a dirty whore, I think she's like 24 now and she still hasn't settled down with a man.

>>10087212
That's really not surprising at all. Any given family can only produce a single only child, while other families can produce as many siblings as they want. Families with one child vs families with more would make a better comparison, although I think multiple children still have the upperhand there.

>Do you have a sister /jp/?
yes
>What does she think about your otaku hobbies and your neeting it up?
she doesn't really care

my sister is one year younger then me.

My older sister and I used to be an item. Then she moved to Canada to study there - from where I live, this is pretty much the other end of the world, not to mention that Canada is pretty much the worst country around. We grew apart after that. Now, almost then years later, I barely even remember her and just have a cold, dead hole where my affection for her used to be.