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/jp/ my brother's Japanese girlfriend is moving to the country next week, how should I greet her?

Hajimemashite or yoroshuku or proudosponsa o kursiimasu?

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>> No.10082904

"Hello."
I'm assuming you're an english speaking country, right?

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>> No.10082910

"Hello DESS. Nice to meet you, I'm ______'s brother _______. DESS"

>> No.10082912

Like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB5gKerbnLE

>> No.10082991

It's actually, "Grando sponsa no tokya day o christmas"

Hakimemashite means it's only just begun.

I suggest you just say "Mukae, Omae wa hountou yariman ja nai ka?".

>> No.10083034

greet her with rape.

bitches love rape.

>> No.10083060

Just give her a nod to acknowledging her existence, you fucking try-hard, socializing faggot.

>> No.10083063

>>10083060
That's not a polite way to greet his future sister-in-law.

>> No.10083067

konichiwa as smooth as possible
or
eh essay 'ows it goin'

>> No.10083080

What country? If you're talking about America you are making a huge mistake by letting her come here. If it's too late you should try to fuck her right away before she goes down the same path as all other Japanese girls to come here and starts fucking a rude frat boy with a 20 inch dick and rich parents.

>> No.10083083

>>10083063
Well, he should give her a deep bow and pledge to protect her should his brother not be able to, before castrating himself and becoming their life-long servant then.

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