/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I want Okuu to regurgitate chocolate into my mouth.

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>>10077580
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a hell raven. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a hell raven would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That hell raven still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that hell raven was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

ewww that is like sticking your tongue into the fondue. I mean you have no idea where that third leg has been.

>>10077610
This made me laugh uncontrollably. Thanks.

When hell ravens die, do they go to hell?