/jp/ - Otaku Culture

my parents are home

>>10075631
Be nice to your parents

I hate weekends for that exact reason

skipped skool 2day

im such a neet..

tuskete someone pls

I hide in my room more since family is home all day. Weekends are the worst

>>10075636
What if in 10 - 20 years this is what all the kids on Reddit/Facebook/etc will be saying?

>>10075648
they're already doing it
that's the joke

I only differentiate days based on what animes/American shows I'm following are airing. On an unrelated note, I'll have my Wii U in about 11 hours, I'm looking forward to it.

>>10075648
lol scool is for nerds.

Soul sucking depression and generic liquor keeps me oblivious to dates. Get on my level.

>>10075651
You forgot your pic.

weekends are no different than any other day to me, the only thing i enjoy about them is the mmos that i play get more active then, and finding parties and stuff are easier.

>>10075661
No, I didn't.

>>10075651
ebin blogpost

weekends are no different than any other day to me, the only thing i enjoy about them is the mmos that i play get more active then, and finding parties and stuff are easier.

I like to take walks in the night / early hours of the morning during the weekdays.

It's beautiful.

>>10075651
>Sudo
>Wii U
Saddest post of the day.

>>10075696
What seems to be the problem?

I can't wait for the Wii U to get hacked like the Wii. It's Nintendo so you know it's going to have shit security.

What kind of fucking normal knows what day it is?

>>10075651
Most stores are selling it at midnight. Did you order yours online?

Question from a person who is not a NEET, but is interested in them.

What made you this way? What are your reasons for never/rarely going outside?

I am curious.

>>10075710
>shit security
3DS still isn't hacked, they seemed to have learned their lesson.

>>10075722
I'm lazy and have social anxiety.

>>10075710

I think the wii just might end up almost like the vita. Kinda dead with poor sales.

While alot of people on the chans want one, I have seen relatively few people IRL excited for one.

A common perception is that its basically the xbox 360, except 7 years late.

>>10075726
No, I pre-ordered it (along with NSMB U, Zombi U, Scribblenauts Unlimited, Epic Mickey 2 (PS3) and Epic Mickey: Power of Illusion (3DS)) at my local GameStop. I don't have a car, so my brother-in-law is going to take me in the morning since he and my sister are coming over here anyway.

>>10075722

The world and its people make me sad. I'd rather watch it from a distance.

Fuck you, Google.

I limit my time outside during the weekends, specifically Friday and Saturday. Sundays are alright around here, with a vast majority of people going to church, some shops closing early and some being closed entirely, and public transit not operating.

I have the house to myself for a week. Just finished watching the strike witches movie while drinking some cheap blended wine. It's such a nice time of year,

>>10075718
see >>10075651

>I only differentiate days based on what animes/American shows I'm following are airing.

>>10075738
Wow, aren't you the rich little bastard.

>>10075722
What >>10075731 said

>>10075738
>not getting Blops 2
Get a load of this fucking scrub.

>>10075760
Already pirated the 360 version. I play the CoD games (and other FPS) for the campaign and don't bother with them again. I don't care enough to get good at multiplayer, and I don't want to voice chat anyway.

>>10075738
Zombie U looks fun as HELL. I hope you are saving room for Persona 4 Golden this week as well.

>>10075786
Yeah, it's pre-ordered. I'm trying to work on my backlog but new games just keep coming out.

>>10075722
i broke down some time ago from constant pressure to be a high achiever.
i'd rather live in fantasy for the time being right now then go back to reality.

>>10075775
>I play the CoD games for the campaign

>>10075809
noone will criticize you for not doing that 560 no scope when you're playing alone.

you do play alone, right anonymous?

>>10075722

I didn't really choose to be like this.
I just don't have any reason to ever leave or ever do anything

>>10075809
blops 2 single player is pretty good actually, and the story is kinda interesting.

I get forced to go to rehab all day during the week and deal with freaks. I get to clam up and be by myself during the weekend. I actually really like it.

Autism bux + personal apartment master race here. No one to bother me.

>>10075728
>3DS still isn't hacked

I may be a shut-in but I don't have social anxiety because I don't give a shit what others think. There are far worse people out there than me.

>>10075797
I am still bummed about it not having the original Japanese voice track but overall I can't complain about getting to replay a better looking version of Persona 4.

>>10075849
>this is what neets actually believe

ive been talking to hot bitches on the internet

>>10075855
deal wit it nrd

>>10075837
Autism bux + living in a 2 bedroom apartment with roommate who's never here master race brofist.

yes they seem much longer. i spose its cos both my parents are home and i come out of my room less. i usually drink quite heavily on the weekends so i sorta sleep thru em quicker.

any other runescape neets? this is the last weekend before they change the whole combat system

>>10075855
Obviously you misquoted. I'll fucking wreck you.

>>10075889
TRUneets play LoL not your gay RPG game

>>10075898
Dota is better

Also TF2 Otaku here, FPS take SKILLLZ

>>10075855
What the fuck did you just fucking say about you little bitch?

>>10075898
Go back to /tv/ with your ugly midget, you faggot.

Also, it's truNEET, you dumbass noob.

>>10075898
Let me guess, DOTA is too hard for you?

>>10075898
Nice reaction pic, epic as HELL.

>>10075898
Truneets fuck dis guys mum while

>>10075898
you just got owned

>>10075906
>>10075911
LOL nice samefag fag. dota has no lolis, headmistress french girls, bunny girls, OR monster waifus. fuck dota why would any self respecting person play a game full of grimdark manchildren?

>>10075924
Right on the mark, good job.

>>10075910
>>10075915
>>10075918
TRUneet this

>>10075935
Go away, Buffalo Bill.

>>10075935
Go away, Buffalo Bill.

>>10075722
I'm too comfortable with my current way of life that I don't want anything to change.

Please just report the troll posts instead of replying to them.

>>10075924
why are you pointing to your post numer?

>>10075963
seconding this,
i'd live a great life if it wasn't for the fear that i can't go on this way forever

>>10075977
I live with my parents right now but I know I can't do that forever, even though they're totally fine with it for some reason. Will probably just end up on social security.

>>10075977
Every time I get that thought I get a sudden rush of fear and almost start crying, so I usually try and ignore it.

>>10075974
>post numer

You mean the filename.

>>10075989
i find that rush of fear always drives me in deeper you know, like every time i get the want to actually go out and get a job i just get this sudden exhaustion and fear and i can't do it.
it's like i'd have no idea how to actually interact with people.

>>10075984
i have my own apartment and live on an allowance from my parents, due to a mixture of their guilt and pride they currently support me without too much interference but it's only for so long you know

>>10075898
Go back to /v/ also get dorked scrub LoL is for casuals HoN is too hard for you

Am I NEET if I'm doing school from home? I-I'm not, am I?!

>>10076044
What do you think one of the E's in NEET stands for?

>>10076050
Edgy?

>>10076037
Enjoy your meme faces faggot. Go back to reddit

>>10076037
>HoN

le sides are off the planet

>>10075622
i like Eri.

>>10075898
I play Dota, you cockmonger. LoL is for children.

>>10076068
>meme faces
I beg your pardon

>>10076098
Get rekt.

i just surf the net all day and play dota 2

>>10076136
You're not Russian are you...

There are too many Russians in Dota 2 these days..

>>10075915
Finish your sentence at least you fucking autist

>>10076095
I or II

>>10076145
Both.

>>10076142
of course not

I can't even take it easy here anymore. I don't know what to do. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

I found out why my shower stall was leaking so much water that it got to the apartment below mine. There is a huge fucking crack on the bottom that I never noticed before. I don't even know what am I supposed to do with this. This world is crap, I bet shower stalls don't crack in gensokyo.

I went to college and graduated without ever having a job.

Having a relatively useless degree and no work experience can't even land me a job washing dishes (overqualified). It's either become an officer in the military or be a NEET and not die killing sandniggers for big oil conglomerates.

>>10075906
>TF2
aim at head shoot at head
aim at heavy heal heavy
build turret afk
SKILLZ

>>10076190

His mom is creepy

>>10076181
>There is a huge fucking crack on the bottom that I never noticed before. I don't even know what am I supposed to do with this.
tell your apt manager to fix it.

>>10076190
>Having a relatively useless degree and no work experience can't even land me a job washing dishes (overqualified).
don't mention your degree when applying for a dishwasher job.

>>10076251
WHO QUOT

>>10076251
>Not mention something I spent $20k and 4 years on

Then they're just ask me what the fuck I was doing for 4 years if I didn't go to college or have a job. I lose either way.

>>10076262
WHO QUOT

I hate weekends, the house is always filled with people because they're not at work or school. Fucking ingrates.

>>10076260
Why is he pressing the gun to his right eye. Why is he so asymmetric? Pisses me off. At least have the dignity to commit suicide via proper symmetric method.

>>10076268
RIP in pieces, Marquise Whoqot Esmelda Testarossi.
Our love will be written across the stars.

My parents divorced /jp/
I can't believe this shit.

>>10076190
If you can score high enough on the army IQ tests, you won't be in any line of fire.

Its basically welfare for young males, the military is now.

I really wish I could go back in time and enjoy every moment of my childhood. Like how I couldn't wait for Saturday toonami to not knowing about conspiracies or politics because no internet. My mind was so clear back then, no lewd thoughts, just focusing on toys and stuff. ;_;

>>10076262
not every employer will be nosy about what you were doing with your life. those that do, you explain that yeah you went to college and graduated but right now you're looking to get a job to earn some income, not looking to use your degree. those that don't, they'll probably hire you if you're willing to do the work.

>>10076296

Marriage doesn't last forever (most of the time).

>>10076307
No, if they suspect you'll move on they don't want to waste their money training you.

They want uneducated drones who have no choice but to work there.

>>10076296
Do you know why? Were there any warning signs?

Im assuming you are around 18-24, as most people here are. That's kindof late to find out you are incompatible with one another.

Were they just waiting until you got out of the house, and you ended up never leaving?

>>10076310
Do you remember the time when holidays were special? Now they are just like any other day.

Awww yes. My favorite time of the day is here. It's like a religious ceremony, really. Keep an eye on the clock, peek into the living room, it's almost time to raid the kitchen for some food. Unfortunately my parents are up late watching TV. I tell them I'm just getting my laundry, wrap a bag of chips and some alcohol in a towel and run back to the room. They aren't stupid, they probably know what I'm doing but for some reason they chose to not give me "the talk". Well, I don't really care. It's party time.

>>10076331
Hell yeah!

>>10076296
take my favorite touhou song to cheer you up, maybe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yw4xpqGN40&feature=BFa&list=FLHk1o_N7bnKxCddgeiZlRzg

Its like, someone here actually has a problem that can't just be blamed on laziness or social anxiety :O

>>10076318
if we're talking dishwasher jobs or pizza delivery jobs, then no, management knows that those types of jobs have high turnover. nobody stays in those kinds of jobs for long. and training for those jobs doesn't involve much. they can train new people easy.

i'm only saying this because i've had dishwasher jobs and pizza delivery jobs before. and at the time, i also had a degree in electrical engineering.

>>10076328

YES, like Christmas for example: I kept my radio on all the time listening to Christmas carols and kept newspapers in my room of stuff I wanted and wrote journals of what I was doing to do with the things I got. I wanted our house to have the most lights on the block. The feeling of not being able to sleep because Christmas was tommrow. It's all gone, no more spark...

Every day is the same for me day in and day out.

I've been applying for jobs too, but nobody wants to call me. I'm tired of disappointing my dad. ;_;

>>10075636
Tasukete*

oh jesus christ
i've got no fuckin job man

/jp/, if someone gave you $1000 and forced you to spend it fast, to buy the stuff you like instead of paying for food/rent - what would I get?

I just realized that I don't really want anything.

>>10076449
Do you at least have a regular job?

>>10076458
build a better computer.

>>10076458
I want a thousand dollar paypal account then

>>10076458
Same. There are things that come up randomly now and again, but I have no way of predicting when they will arise.

>>10076458
I'd probably get some parts towards a computer.
My laptop doesn't charge properly anymore, and has blue-screened twice in the past 3 weeks.

>>10076458
Pay Chisame to let me suck his dick

>>10076458
I'd buy new headphones, new keyboard, another desk, and a few CDs, then think about what to do with the rest.

>>10076458
I have everything I need really, I just wish I could improve the quality of my food.

>>10076497
Get some figs, then.

>lol, that feel when you thought you saw a NEET thread on /b/

>>10076458
Lots of SMT games, figs and a Dakimakura

>>10076502
why is your text green

>>10076522
because it's a feel fucking newfag

>>10076522
I don't know, maybe he's quoting somebody from another thread or something?

>>10076501
Couldn't think of any figs I would want to get, are there even muscular yuugi figs?

>>10076458
one o' dem expensive volks dollfies, then loli dakis with what's left.

>>10076535
Don't bully.

>>10076549
shut the fuck up you little gay homo fag bitch

>>10076556 here. Sorry for that outlash. I was just mad over something else that happened a minute ago that has nothing to do with you. I hope you can forgive me.

>>10076549

↓↓↓↓↓ That isn't me
>>10076556

>>10076535
Feels are for queerosexuals and women. Get the fuck out, child.

>>10076458
>instead of paying for food/rent

I... I need food..

That is all.

>>10076458

A really good pair of headphones, 1 fig, save the rest.

>>10076610
who are you quoting dude

>>10076458
I would probably get a game console. I always wanted a new one.

>>10076639
You're forced to spend it all.

>>10076642
I'm quoting >>10076458

What are you, blind?

I really want to make place look nicer, everything about 10-30 years old and the sink is falling off in the kitchen. Sadly $1000 wouldn't cover that.

Must be nice to have a warm, quiet and clean room.

I really want to make my place look nicer, everything is about 10-30 years old and the sink is falling off in the kitchen. Sadly $1000 wouldn't cover that.

Must be nice to have a warm, quiet and clean room.

>>10076642

Yeah, delete your post, you imbecile.

You can't hide the truth.

I don't like going out during work time on weekdays when everyone else at the store is a mom or old person. I don't like going out when it's busy, especially with heavy traffic. The best time is weekend mornings.

I went out today, it was horrible. I was put in a situation where I had to either accompany some relatives to the movies or be a jerk and feel bad for ruining their day.
I'm guessing that twilight movie released this weekend.
As if the crowds weren't bad enough, I spent some money I desperately needed

Soon I'll be doing some paid landscaping/yard type work for my friends parents, will that take away one of my NEET Es? It's not employment, but it'll be work. Laid back take-it-easy work, but work.

>>10077127
Why are you doing it? Did you parents force you to do it?

Oh and, NEET is not a status symbol, by the way. The only people that are promoting a tense atmosphere where anybody who doesn't shit on the floor is ridiculed is proto-neo neo-/jp/. This board has always had people who worked, ever since the start. There didn't seem to be a problem with this years ago. Sure, the board naturally attracted NEETs, but it didn't mean they couldn't co-exist with those in education/employment. Granted, normals weren't really invading this board back then, so I guess there's a reason behind it. It's important to always remember that it's an otaku board first-hand.

>>10077172
Sorry, I didn't mean to buy into that tense atmosphere you describe. The NEET vs "normals" attitude going around is annoying.

Anyways, I'm just doing it because it's very laid back and will more-or-less support the lifestyle I want to live these coming months.

Next best thing to neetbux, which I also plan to look into.

Hello fellow NEET's I have a terrible confession to make.
Recently I have been using /jp/ less and going on this website called gaia online.
I know it's a shitty website run by money grubbing Chinese scum bags, but it lures me in with those damn avatars.
I can actually be a kawaii little girl, and dress myself up.
And it seems kitty ears never fail to get the attention of the vibrant roleplaying community that are eager to let me play out my fantasies of being the little girl and sucking on a nice cock.

Help me /jp/
I don't want to use that site anymore, I'm afraid I may even end up spending real money on their shitty items.

>>10077172
Working and NEET anons dont make daily blogshit about how sad their lifeis by going to school or how they cant go out to see a dentist back then.

>>10077193
That's what I was trying to say.

>>10077184
I meant to clarify, that I was just wondering if by definition I can correctly describe myself as a NEET and/or if cleaning up leaves or chopping trees 2-3 days a week, taking weed breaks every hour or two, can rightly be called employment. I'll otherwise be staying home/inside all the time.

People who misuse hikikomori annoy me, so I don't want to make the same mistake.

actually, you're probably right and I'm just feeling a little sad that I won't fit-in anymore.
I apologise.

>>10077218
Wow, that's pretty pathetic dude. I mean, usually, people try to be more subtle about the way things work around here, no matter how ridiculous the status quo may be. You just expose what is here - grandiose illusions fade and transport to another timeline, and you are standing in the midst of trajectory which is most definitely bound to your being. Please never talk about trying to fit in again.

>>10077226
>grandiose illusions fade and transport to another timeline, and you are standing in the midst of trajectory which is most definitely bound to your being.

What.

>>10076165
If you're worried you should talk to someone about your problems. You can always blog here in the NEET threads, talk to family or friends in real life, or see a therapist if you think you need to. If you tell people why you feel that way, they might be able to help you out (plenty of NEETs here have been through bad patches so we might be able to give you advice). Also make sure to take good care of yourself. Get some fresh air, exercise, meditate, eat healthy, maintain a good sleep schedule, get into hobbies and post on /jp/ or talk with other people if you want to socialise.

>>10076165
Nobody is forcing you to live. I feel the same way as you, and if I had the courage to kill myself, I surely would have done that years ago.

>>10077238
Dying is stupid. You aren't losing anything by staying alive. If there is a small chance that one day you'll feel alright, take it.

>>10077242
Are you forgetting all the suffering that will come before that moment, if it ever does? In death, you feel nothing. That is better than feeling pain.

>>10077248
That depends on the intensity of the discomfort. I wouldn't really call typical NEET existence suffering.

>>10077263
I was talking about the moment the inevitable comes. When your parents and the government refuse to support you, you either die on the street or work. Both are equally as stressful and I most certainly would prefer death.

>>10076017
>>10075989
I know this feeling all too well and I'm only twenty, though getting kicked out of the usmc infantry didnt help with this too well. Im working unlike a lot of you but I can say from my perspective it really doesnt change anything. Still miserable and still just wasting your youth on a fruitless pursuit of things. Not trying to get all emotional and what not on you guys but it really feels so robotic. I like it here though when everyones not being overly autistic.

>>10076165
I'm the last person who should tell you not to kill yourself anon since I feel the exact same way for many reasons, but it's like they said, shit might get better. Dont kill yourself. and try not to think too much about it. Once you start dwelling on whatever it is thats fucking you up its just gonna spiral down untill it's more than you can bear.

>>10077283
I think people are referring to the fact that they will kill themselves once their time runs out. Not everyone will go and work.

I am constantly getting bullied in my dreams. I often wake up crying. I don't know how much more I can take of this.

>>10077331
Try to fight your bullies back.
They're your dreams, you can do whatever you want.

>>10077331
Stop being a fucking pussy nerd.

>>10077338
I haven't the skill to control them. I tried lucid dreaming for periods of time during the last few years and have always been unsuccessful, so I just gave up.

>>10077343
Legend of 10 Elemental Masters.

I found another /jp/sie to spend my weekends with, I don't feel so lonely any more.

>>10077360
That's nice. No /jp/sie would ever be my friend. Everyone puts up this super accepting, friendly front that just falls apart face to face. My views are just way too different and radical.

>>10077364
super accepting, friendly front on /jp/*

>>10077319
Same guy here. Kinda got mixed feelings on that anon. To me, someone who has had to work for literally everything he owns in life, killing yourself over being forced out of a neet life style seems a bit of a shitty reason to kill yourself if it was just that by itself. But, like myself included, I understand a lot of the people here most likely do have some sort of mental disorder and baggage that would probably attribute to that reasoning of wanting to kill themselves for being forced to do anything.

I dont think that before they kill themselves they should go out and work, but I think they should at least see what the real world is like before they do something so drastic. Experience is valuable, even if you regret it, or other negative things like that.

>>10077331
I have constant reoccurring dreams of fighting people in my past who have wronged me in some way i it makes you feel any better. Sometimes I come out on top, most times not but I still wake up stressed most days because of this. Don't let it get to you so much. Just roll with the punches.

>Come home last night after watching Megamind at a mates
>Can't sleep, so just mess around with people on omegle
>Find a Eurasian chick from Greece.
>Talk to her, not explicitly flirty
>Add her on skype
>out of the blue she sends me a video of her masturbating without me even asking

I'm a retard when it comes to social ques.
What does a chick sending a video of her masturbating mean?

Pic related, a screenshot of said video I have saved on harddrive, will upload if you give me a name of a site I can upload to. Haven't found a new one since Megaupload got vanned..

>>10077376
>What does a chick sending a video of her masturbating mean?

She's a slut?

Is this ok for a first text message to a girl whose number was given to me by her friend (with her consent).

"Hi (girlName), this is (myName). I got your number from (friendName). Just thought I'd say hi. How's your weekend?

>>10077376
eww

>>10077364
>Everyone puts up this super accepting, friendly front that just falls apart face to face.
How do you know?

>>10077376
>>10077380
Basically this friend. Cliche as it is, she wants attention and I can bet money on the dollar your not the first. Be careful. You hear a lot about internet chicks preying on more lonley guys like yourself (assumptions).

>>10077381
Yes, that's fine.

>>10077381
>>>/r9k/

>>10077381
She'll probably not even respond, no matter what you put.

>>10077384
I've tried making friends with dozens of /jp/sies who either started ignoring me after the first conversation.

>>10077390
Maybe the problem lies with yourself?

>>10077364

>My views are just way too different and radical.

In what way? I'm curious since I can relate with that statement quite a bit..

>>10077390
Oh, oops. I don't know why I put 'either' in there.

>>10077390
What? Where? How?

>>10077376
She'll end up asking you for something or guilt trip you into it with a sob story.
Avoid

>>10077390
What are you saying? Maybe you're being too overbearing.

>>10077390
I am not sure what to talk about with people anymore. I know there is a person a can talk about anything, I don't even need to make an effort, I can just write fuck-all that comes to my mind and he'll respond. But I can't do that with new people.

>>10077376
>>10077381
>>10077388
>>10077389
I don't even care if you're a troll or not, please get the fuck out of /jp/.

>>10077390
Please don't tell me that you actually took those limp-wristed "lonely /jp/ her pls mail me" posts seriously.

>>10077397
That's the idea.

>>10077393
I wouldn't want to say them here, even being protected with anonymity. I've been hurt way too much. All you have to know is that for any particular subject, I'll be thinking something that is totally out of line of thought with everyone else. I'm not even comparing myself to everyday people, mind you. It's me in relation to other shut-in otaku. I can't even empathize with them. That should be saying something. That's why I like /jp/. It creates an illusion that we are all one, at peace with everything. No need for identities. That's optimal for me.

>>10077410
outside of my old internet friends I'm completely useless talking to people

>>10077425
Please stop teasing and share something. You are making people curious. Do you honestly believe that you are so special that no one would share your views?

>>10077423
I have made lots of friends from /jp/ email threads

>>10077423
I'm corresponding with one of the people from those threads and it's going nicely.

>>10077437
Please tell us about them.

>>10077435
>Do you honestly believe that you are so special that no one would share your views?
Yes. I was stupid enough to share some of those views with authorities at one point in my life which landed me in some very scary places. So now I can't open up to either the real world or individuals from /jp/. The only way to guarantee my survival is posting under 'Anonymous' on /jp/, and several other obscure boards.

>>10077447
You're pretty obscure, d00d.

>>10077450
Yes, that is what I was getting at.

>>10077447
who are yu quoting

>>10077463
I was quoting >>10077435.

>>10077425

I get your point I guess. I've been feeling more and more disconnected from the values of others lately. Both normals and those that share a similar life style. I don't know, I don't really talk to people on the internet but most other shut ins tend to vibe quite misanthropic while I'm still very much an idealist. Maybe it's a difference in why I ended up like I did compared to others.

I am a degenerate homosexual who needs dating tips. I don't know how to meet men. Give me some advice.

>>10077474

Are you ugly?

>>10077476
lmao

>>10077437
I wish I could meet a /jp/sie wife through those threads.

I'm not NEET yet in fact I'm at the point where I need to decide what I'm gonna do. My future is so uncertain It scares me and I don't know what my parents will think of me if I stay NEET forever.
Not to mention that healthcare and medicine may actually get to the point where they won't die and thus they'll start wondering why the fuck I haven't got a job, wife and kids over the decades I could have.
I really don't know what I'm gonna do with my life.
What the pros and cons of not being NEET and being NEET?

>>10077472
who quot

Is this really /jp/?

>>10077442
I started sending emails to someone I met in one of those threads 11 months ago, we are still friends. We have met up a bunch of times too and it's really nice, we just play video games and watch anime while cuddling in bed. He lives kind of far away, so we don't see each other but it gives me something to look forward to. I am not even kidding.
I am so much happier with life now that I have a friend that shares my interests and we can hang out and do goofy stuff together.

>>10077481
Can you stop spamming that when it isn't relevant? I don't want to report you, but I'll eventually have to if you keep going.

If I like wearing this, does that make me gay? Note: I enjoy showing off to girls and have no gay urges.

>>10077491

>>10077492
Dude.
That's AWESOME.
Where do I get one?

>>10077487
So we don't see each other much*

>>10077487
Shouldn't you be in /soc/ right now? Just curious.

>>10077487
Why does /jp/ have so many homosexuals?

>>10077487
>I started sending emails to someone I met in one of those threads 11 months ago, we are still friends. We have met up a bunch of times too and it's really nice, we just play video games and watch anime while cuddling in bed
You'd better be trolling

>>10077503
It's milk without her trip. She gets in touch with boys from /jp/ and fugs them. Little does this anon know, she networks with at least a dozen other crossboarding /jp/siers on the board who she regularly invites into her bed.

>>10077492
>tfw you have a tiny penis and wish you could wear one of these

>>10077226
>>10077232
I don't understand either but yes I am pathetic.

>>10077503
I'm not a homosexual.
>>10077504
No, what's wrong with that? We both enjoy it.

>>10077509
Why would you get the many milk-stalker's hopes up, or risk inspiring future milk threads?

>>10077511
It was supposed to be a joke, you know.

Guys, guys, guys! Holy fuck, dudes, peeps, my niggas, friends, gentlemen!

IT FUCKING HAPPENED

I GOT A GF

THESE FEELS MAN

I'm not even fucking kidding. I actually somehow managed to be together with a girl. And I've been in love with her for 4 years, so it's really a dream come true. Fucking hell. I don't know what to feel.

>>10077487
I wish I could get a /jp/sie boyfriend.
I have dated normals in the past but we have nothing in common.

>>10077521
I'd offer, but chances are you're a trap.

>>10077519
Oh...ha ha ha.

Dear Diary

2day /jp/ was gay.

But im seeing coldplay today, so that pretty gay too.

~Blazer

>>10077484
When you are employed you feel calmer and safer at home and you are able to enjoy more simple things. You feel terrible at work.

>wife and kids
What does that have to do with not being a NEET. As long as you are employed you are independent and can do whatever you want.

>>10077520
WHATA FUCK MAN xD
THIS IS A SHIT
A BIG ONE
A GRAT ONE
CONGRA­TS MAN XD

>>10077525
Nope, just a lazy and unmotivated girl with a smelly NEET pussy

>>10077532
More to a relationship than eachother's genitals. Where are you from, even?

>>10077533
Epic
You missed >>>/v/ "bro"

>>10077536
416 , how about you??

>be today
>have to go to a primary school to give something a to teacher whos a freind of my mum
>park my car
>walking up to the office
>FUCKING LUNCH TIME
>kids everywhere
>freak the fuck out on the inside
>"dont look at the kids, dont go near them, defs dont talk to them, you'll get sent to jail for rape"
>kids running about
>one kid sees me and yells to his friends
>stare at them
>they look at me like their afraid/awe it was a weird look
>deliver everything
>walking back out
>little girl standing in the doorway
>just staring at me
>i walk around her
>she keeps staring

fucking children, fuck society for thinking every male is a pedo, and fuck /jp/ NEET threads for inflecting me with spaghetti

>>10077551
Australia.

blz mail :----D im from binland :---D but i come airblane if need

>>10077561
wtf is that

whats your area code "mate"

>>10077561
You're that same guy from the cocksucking thread the other week aren't you?

>>10077567
I heard that Australia is a continent, they are upside down, they have spiders and their minimum wage is like $15/hour.

>>10077586
holy sh*t that sounds gay as HELL

no wonder that guy is a homo

>>10077586
You are correct.

I think I should try making friends on gurochan. /jp/ is too normal for me. Gurochan is the last true bastion of the free thought and progress, you wouldn't need to watch what you around them at all.

>>10077376
It means share it with your /jp/ brothers

Where are the greentext stories? I can't take it easy without greentext stories on my NEET weekend.

>>10077672
heres one

>walk into /jp/
>gay weebshit all over the frontpage
>start shitpost thread
>feels good man

>>10077672
Someone from /r9k/ was spamming greentext stories a few threads back so we've sorta stopped doing those. I miss them, though.

>>10077675
who are you quoting``

>>10077675
Oh you are so witty /v/-kun.

>>10077682
>``
jesuc christ

The first couple days went by fine, we went out to see the sights, swam, laid on the beach, all of the normal vacation stuff. It was relaxing for all of us, with the sounds of the ocean, the smell of the beach and the sand between our toes. But by the fourth day, I could tell he was getting a little 'backed up', having next to no privacy. At one point, when we were out on the beach, I could tell that he was sporting an erection from seeing all of the young women in bikinis all around him. He tried to hide it, but I knew it was there.

That night, we all went to bed around 11 or so, and it all seemed normal at the time. Around 6 the next morning though, I was awakened by the bed moving. I looked over and I saw my brother laying on his stomach, his hips were moving around and he was squeezing his pillow. It was kind of warm in the room all the time so we slept without the covers, but when I sat up I got another surprise. I glanced down between his legs, and again he had an erection and his shorts had bunched up, leaving the head of his penis sticking out. That confirmed it; he was having a sex dream. I sat there as still as I could be because I didn't want to disturb him, and at the same time I couldn't look away from the show he was putting on without knowing it. It seemed like forever, but soon his pace got faster and he started moaning a little. I didn't hardly blink with all of this going on, but when I heard him breathing harder, I leaned forward and stared between his legs closely. He then grunted a couple times, and cum started flowing out of his penis, puddling right on the sheet. Immediately after that, he exhaled loudly, relaxed and continued sleeping, getting it all over the leg of his shorts.

>>10077678
>spam
How can you tell?

>>10077693
Please, I'm not reading all of this shit. Adapt it into greentext form or get out.

>>10077703
NEET threads are basically spam.

First time on /jp/
/jp/ seems like weaboo /r9k/

>>10077703
who quote

>>10077711
No. The reason you are seeing this is because your board has been recently raiding us. Please go back to /r9k/. No hostility intended.

>>10077717
go back to krautchan you germanic sack of shite

>>10077724
Please no bully.

>>10077703
She started to pull back my foreskin which wouldn't go back for her. She kept trying. The more she tried to get it back, the more pleasurable the exercise was getting. When I said it was not possible to turn the tip of a 'Mickey' inside out she insisted and asked if she could continue for another little while? As I was enjoying myself so much I encouraged her to continue, BUT when I started to get strange feelings and did not know what was happening to me I asked her to stop. She insisted to give one final try with that she gave my foreskin one final tug. Then everything happened together. She did manage to turn the tip of my 'Mickey' inside out, and she also got that 'milk' to come out as well. OH the pleasure was such that the immense pain in exposing my knob for the first time was overcome by so much pleasure.

>>10077521
>>10077532
>>10077551
Please email me.
Everyone else: please don't bully.
Please.

>>10077311
>>10077238
I wasn't really at the point of suicide or anything, however I was just really stressed out for some reason. I was in the middle of nowhere for half a year with basically nothing but /jp/ to keep me busy, and content with it. I was looking forward to getting back home so I could continue living the NEET life but with a good computer and internet, but when I got home I didn't have the urge to do anything I was looking forward to.

For some reason this got me really worked up, I didn't know what to do and didn't know what I wanted to do, I didn't want to do anything I was looking forward to doing, and I couldn't distract myself with /jp/ either. Eventually I forced myself to rewatch some anime I knew I liked and I've managed to mellow out since then.

I don't really get it. I was never nearly that stressed back when I had nothing but a laptop to keep me entertained.

>>10077752
oh jesus christ

anyway,i'd really love a friend who can meet me once a week or more
having beer in some place
of course we can meet and do the shit everyday
i can hardly speak english
my brain's about to explode when i think of it in english

>go to train station early morning
>board the train, only to see it's all FULL except for one seat
>the seat is positioned so I'm facing directly opposite everyone else, so I have 50+ people looking at me while I sit
>at this point I'm dropping spaghetti and trying not to make eye contact
>qt 3.14 azn gurl gets on at a later stop, sits directly opposite of me
>10+ stations to go until city
>start thinking what life would be like if qt 3.14 azn girl was my gf
>i would treat her like a princess and tell her I love her everyday
>realize I spent the last 15 minutes just thinking about her and I will never even get a gf
>a middle aged man boards the train, he's tripping balls and can hardly even stand straight, hes wearing a weird hat
>sits down on the floor of the train
>a few mores stations pass, I'm back to thinking about qt 3.14 gf
>the guy gets up, leans forward and his hat falls off his head
>a JOINT falls out from under his hat and lands on the floor
>"Oops, I don't understand how these hats work!"
>ABOUT TO BURST INTO TREATS, CONTAINING LAUGHTER

on the way home I still kept thinking about qt 3.14 azn gurl and how we would get married and live a quiet peaceful life

pls

>new neighbors move in nextdoor
>go over to introduce yourself and see if they need any help unpacking
>front door is already open
>look in
>see this
wat do

>>10077560
who are you quoting?

>tfw getting high and playing TF2 all day

I stay inside and play vidya all day anyway, but it's funner when I'm high.
I love being a shut in.
I just came from /v/. Please be gentle.
I came here because /v/ has become too normalfaggy for me and it's shit.
I already like this board more.

>>10077845
http://archive.foolz.us/_/search/image/VYV9p_zUoJJAT9jy6O2AhQ/

Nice.
Tell us more about your feels.

>>10077845
>/v/ a shit

God, I used to frequent that place too. How is it over there nw?

>>10077845
>>10077756
>>10077763
>>10077743
>>10077560
>>10077853

>>10077851
OH GOD, OTHER PEOPLE USE A REACTION IMAGE.
I DIDN'T KNOW.

>>10077845
Please don't misuse the memearrow and suprise bar functions.

>>10077862
Alright, sorry. Still learnin' the ropes here.
>>10077853
Awful.
It's become /r9k/ with vidya sprinkled lightly on it.
A bunch of people who are too retarded to be normal but desperately wanna be.

>>10077861
>>10077867
http://archive.foolz.us/_/search/image/YIJT92bcN04eLlMdswE0eg/

Check out these quality posts!

>>10077867
Okay please stop posting for awhile

Jesus christ I hope this is just the IRC squad or something.

>>10077881
Oh, I see. So you guys are like the Dota 2 of 4chan.
Alright, I'll just observe for a while.

>>10077871
Yeah, it's a popular reaction image on /v/.
Here, this one's popular too. See what posts it has.

Disgusting.

>>10077959
im mr gay

that feel when you almost never go out, so when you want to go out and take a walk, your parents think you're going to kill yourself or do drugs

>>10077845
Fuck off

>>10077887
Don't come back.

>>10077393
I feel like there should be a new term to describe people who are NEET's without friends. I'm sick of people posting in these threads talking about their stupid friends.

Just got back from GameStop~

>>10078963
Do you get a TF2 code with that scribblenaughts game?

>>10078985
Not sure, the only game I've opened so far is NSMB U. The system is very slowly downloading the system update that adds the online network. I need to buy a Wii LAN Adapter sometime soon so I can use wired.

>>10078963
With the money you spend on that, you could feed someone for an entire year. I'm not judging, I just want to make sure you're aware of it.

>>10078963
>>10078963
King of bad tastes.

>>10079002
That shit isn't even that expensive. One Turbo Autismo check is enough.

>>10079002
Why would I want to do that? My mother and I are already fed.
>>10079003
Cool opinion, bro. Not really.

Can you guys recommend some "Japanese" games for the PS3? I downloaded Arcana Heart 3 but I'm sick of playing this game with a controller.

How is Way of the Samurai 4?

>>10079032
WotS 4 sucked massive balls.

>>10079032
I've been playing Valkyria Chronicles and it was fun but I got to a "boss fight" which was really really shitty so I've been reluctant to continue.

Yakuza 4 is really good.

>>10079037
Is 3 any good?

>>10079032
Dragon's Dogma is pretty cool.

>>10075722

everyone has a motive or a excuse, they all comes down to one point: things aren't like they expected or worked in their favor, maybe its karma.

>>10075747
What he said. Dealing with other people on a daily basis is exhausting and depressing.

>>10079072
How big is that game? My USB can only hold 8GB.

del

>>10079105
Wait, you can pirate newer games now? You're not stuck on 3.55?

>>10079340
CFW 4.30 is out, you can play any game without fixes.

>>10079344
Sometimes I wish I never updated my PS3 so I can try the whole pirated thing.

>>10079344
Can you link me to a guide? I'm still on 3.55

>>10079367
I have two PS3s, my fat PS3 is on CFW and the slim is legit. I don't really use the fat one much since I had been buying games for a long time due to CFW not catching up until recently.
>>10079375
http://psx-scene.com/forums/content/rogero-4-30-cfw-updated-v1-04-2721/

>>10079367
It's not like there are any PS3 games worth pirating.

>>10079387
Fucking great. I stopped using CFW because it was stuck on 3.55 for so long. I gotta go buy another harddrive.

Is Sword Art Online worth watching?

>>10079513
Wow, just wow.

Why are these threads allowed? They are clearly *not* NEET lifestyle discussion.

>>10079513
better watch/play .hack

>>10079522
if u dont like it why dont u take it back to ur shithole

>>>/b/

>>10079535
Good idea if you want to fall asleep.

>>10079387
Does this new update work with Multiman?

>>10078963
So are the Kinect and the Wiiu the future of console gaming?

Jesus, I didn't think it could have possibly gotten any worse, but I guess I was wrong.