/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Chop your dick off

>>10075571

Killing yourself so you can stop shitposting on /jp/ would be nice

Fap or not fap...

its a trap

do you even satan?

>2012
>not even satan

http://www.joyofsatan . org/
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Outsiders.html BUT I IS AN ATHIEST!?!?!?
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Tree.html SATAN CREATED HUMANITY THROUGH GENETIC ENGINEERING
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Incubus.html HAVE SEX WITH DEMONS

Don't miss out on this shit, you'll be mad if you do. ANCIENT ALIENS MOTHER FUCKER.

Also now join us on le Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/spiritualsatanism/

>>10075586
>http://www.reddit.com/r/spiritualsatanism/
Is it run by middle schoolers?

>>10075601
If we're lucky.

>>10075586
>angelfire
That place still exists?

>>10075571
But the real question is, why not? Just do it buddy!

It's time to kill yourself.

>>10075616
Because I don't know what to fap to anymore.

>>10075616
Rule 5: Irony is art - Sarcasm and irony are funny, however "LOL I DONT LIKE THIS SO I HAVE TO ACT LIKE A RETARD XD" isn't accepted. Acting like a retard to "mock" something you dislike only makes you worse than the people you are trying to mock. Neither is spamming the board with stupid shit just to be funny

>>10075619
Just try anything, experiment you might find something out about yourself.

Fap to guro of course.

>>10075688
But I've already seen every type of existing porn.

>>10075584
Oh good, I was worried it might be a reverse trap.

>>10075584
>>10075745
It's actually just a little boy.

Try prostate simulation and some type of gay porn

>>10075751
I already do prostate stimulation, but adult gay porn is just nasty.

>>10075755
Real life gay porn if its normal guy on normal guy is nasty to me as well, but if its a guy on a good enough trap or shemale im fine with it

yaoi is still great for me though as long as its feminine looking guys and not bara

>>10075751
when i try it does not really feel like much, any tips?

>>10075755

Have you tried watching gay bdsm porn? I can't stand other kind of gay port, but bdsm is awesome.

>>10075767
It might get better as you do it more, at least thats what I've heard and its gotten more enjoyable for me with time too. Also actual nerves in my butt have started to associate that type of stimulation with sexual pleasure so now I can get hard easily just by playing with my butthole and penetrating.

Also it would help if you had a good toy like a vibrator or dildo

>>10075764
I got bored of traps and shemales too. They just try way too hard to be a stereotypical dumb plastic bimbo.
>>10075774
I dislike bdsm in all forms.

>>10075618
I wanna fap to this.

Get one of the fags on /jp/ to suck you off it should'nt be hard they have threads about it a few times daily.They used to be ironic now they just have straight up gay roleplay threads a few times a day.

Toddlercon

/d/ was created for a reason

Now get out of /jp/

>>10081551
Hate those cunts. Wish there was a way to purge them and replace them with straight superior men.

sex roleplaying

with novel sized posts and shit

>>10081579

This is the correct answer. When my sex drive is diminished, this always manages to get the blood flowing.