/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Become her lungs.

>>1007431
Cum in her lungs.

>>1007432
That's disgusting.

Tell my comrades at /jp/, surely they know how to help!

Donate my lungs to her, even if she becomes a rapper.

>>1007430
Ensure she has her inhaler, stay with her until it's over if it's a particularly bad attack. Then I would go back to reading from her library.

>>1007432
I don't think that will help unless you happen to have magical healing semen. Now if you do have said semen cum away.

>>1007473

Woo

>>1007473
Well then dont mind if i do.

[X] Genuflect

I honestly have no idea what to do in such a situation, so I'd probably accidentally kill her.

...then I'd fuck the corpse.

Cup my hand, Pat her on the back.

Works like a charm to cure Asthma attacks.

I have a CPR license, I'll handle this.

My first priority is to ensure she is absolutely comfortable. I would first pick her up gingerly, despite her short-breathed protests, and carry her to her bed, where I will tuck her in and keep her company, staying with her and monitoring her condition until she recovers

>>1007485
GJ

Patchouli Knowledge waited. The koakuma above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were marisas in the library. she didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Sakya Izyaoi were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Patchouli was a librarian for a hundred years. When she was young she watched the library and she said to dad "I want to read books daddy."
Dad said "No! They will BE STEAL BY MARISAS"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the library of the Scarlet Devil Mansion she knew there were marisas.
"This is Sakya" the radio crackered. "You must fight the marisas!"
So Patchouli gotted her maigc spells and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the marisas
"I will shoot at her" said the raymoo and she fired the round yinyang orbs. Patchouli magicked at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the marisas" she shouted
The radio said "No, Patchouli. You are the marisas"
And then Patchouli died of asthma.

>>1007542
CPR is for cardiac/respiratory arrest.

>>1007885
I know, it was a joke.

Help her.

>where I will tuck her in and keep her company

My first impression was "where I will fuck her in and keep her company

You almost gave me a hard-on

I'd cure her asthma, if you know what I mean.

>>1007975

“I don’t think books were ever meant to be used for support during sex,” I thought out loud as I plunged deeper into the purple haired bookworm. Her frail ivory body rose and fell in rhythm with her soft moans. The silky pajama robe she always wears was frighteningly easy to tear away, but the destruction was worthwhile to see those ample bouncing breasts. “Uh….no….ah…mmm!” Her protests came out in half whispered cries, but they filled my ears like music. Suddenly, her body arched up as she screamed with pleasure and pain. Wow, I didn’t think she had enough strength left to climax like that.

“Please….Anonymous…no more.” Patchi’s pleas were so cute after dealing with the cold tsundere side for so long. “I…can’t…breathe” she managed to gasp out as she withered about on our makeshift bed of literature. But I had no intention of stopping.

“Not until I finish too” I replied with a grin as I pulled out an inhaler. “If you want to breathe, you gotta earn it. Try going without air for just a little longer.” And with that I pulled out of her warm tight pussy and grabbed her head. Forcefully I shoved my penis into her mouth and I stared at those wide eyes full of shock. “Good girl” I cooed and let loose my load. Naturally she started choking, but she does that all the time. Nothing to worry about.

I tossed the inhaler over my shoulder as I walked away from the ravaged librarian.

...Hmm, Marisa should be arriving soon to try to steal some books. Maybe she’ll put up more of a struggle.

Well, first, I would make sure I wasn't dreaming or halucinating. Then, I would proceed to beat the living fuck out of Patch until she told me how she got here from Gensokyo, especially during an asthma attack. I'd bring a knife incase I needed to carve her up a bit incase she wouldn't talk. After I knew she would be paralyzed or at least immobile, i'd probably have to give her an inhaler to extract everything I needed. After learning how to use danmaku and how to get to Gensokyo, I proceed to go to Gensokyo and slaughter every touhou character - i'll have to bring a few guns as backup, because last time I checked guns are the fastest paced danmaku. After every touhou character is dead, the living realm can be at peace. I execute Zun so no more touhous are ever spawned.

Become her inhaler.

Give her my albuterol and go back to browsing /jp/ because I am a coward.

I'd fart in herface