/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10056517
She doesn't look as fat in that picture.

>>10056517
Get this fucking thread out of /jp/ I was browsing the catalog, saw this shit and almost fucking puked. Chihaya is a shitty overhyped idol and I'm done with dealing with her bullshit.

Kill Chihaya

>>10056517

>>10056537
What kind of sounds does Chihaya make when she's about to die a slow death?

>>10056533
I know, right? Why can't she be sweet like the rest of the other idols? Why can't she just play with the jokes? Why does she have to keep being a prude bitch and sneer at everything?

BRING OUT MIKI!

I don't understand. What is Chihaya's charm point?

>>10056571
Her depression and suicidal tendency.

>>10056574
>tumblr

Not only that, you're auto-dumping.

>>10056575
Those aren't charm points. Those are "get the fuck out of that stage and get put into a mental asylum" points.

My face when there are actual Chihaya haters in my thread.

>>10056593
Chihaya herself is the biggest one there is.

Chihaya is giving you special service. How do you react?

Chihaya will never date us.; ;

>>10056670
That's because she's gay, why would she ever want to touch a man?

Best idol comin through

>>10056670
Thank god. I wouldn't want a flat bulldyke as a girlfriend anyway. Takane is the one for me.

>>10056707

Takane is my second favourite Idol.

I will one day cuddle her endlessly to cure her depression.

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>>10056726
She'll only see you as a fat slob that won't let go of her and she'll call the cops on you and then go back to being a maniac-depressive bitch.

Does Chihaya prefer vanilla sex or wild perverted sex?

>>10056741
She doesn't enjoy sex unless it's rape and she only really enjoys it because she sees it as some kind of extreme self-mutilation act.

chihaya has mental illness

>>10056746
Would she rape others?

>>10056752
ya ur an expert on that 1

>>10056593
Suck my cock d00d.
Actually, suck it after I fuck her dead brother's corpse and force her to watch.

>>10056554
dude you made me remember her route in Missing Moon.
Those catfights.

>>10056923
Chihaya is a strong girl who has her priorities in order.

Chihaya butts and anuses?

>>10056571
A joke character.
Her yakosoku song PV in shiny festa is hilarious. I laugh everytime I see the missiles hitting flat mecha chihaya and rebounding off it.

>>10061216
LOL

chihaya is mai waifu

yes yes
yes yes

>>10056571
her nonexistant tits

>>10065168
What do you think you're laughing at nerd?

Good thing Miki is there.

We need a dose of beauty and talent after having to deal with washboard there v

>>10065501
perfection, makes me sad that no source is available through iqdb

>>10065616
It's ooyari_ashito. I know it because the artist likes to sameface a lot.

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>>10065588
>Repeatedly posting in a thread about an idol you despise over the course of two whole days.
>Why.

The infiltration of normals frightens me--these days it seems only a TruNEET can appreciate the beautiful voice perfect body of the top idol. On the other hand, though, I realise that Chihaya's status as the favorite idol on /jp/ (along with Hibiki and Miki) is precisely why these types of people go out of their way to make 'edgy' posts.

tl/dr; TruNEETs are obsessed with Chihaya for a reason--what doesn't destroy us, makes our resolve even harder to bend.

>>10067080
Chihaya is a penis warmer

>>10067080
Why doesn't Chihaya just quit... life? Then we wouldn't have these threads at all! Chihaya is really useless.

>>10067103
I'd gladly warm my penis in Chihaya's velvet cave

>>10067874
>Chihaya
>tits

>>10067882
Problem?

>>10067849
Miki fans are scum.

If you love Chihaya
say her washboard

>>10071252
KIRA GEM ZENKAI!!
IKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KISARAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>>10071342
Stop making fun of Chihaya. Her body is beautiful and so is her singing.

I want to lick Chihaya's flat chest and her back and her thighs and her legs and her feet.

>>10071427
Mecha-Chihaya is nearly canon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghEupiD8lxU
Only vocals: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHqg95BCUVI

She sounds like a robot.

yo id hit it full force

>>10071438
Stop making fun of her, her singing is very cute and full of life.

>>10071469
I'm not making fun of her. I love Chihaya. That second video gave me a boner for some reason.

>>10071469
Blame BAMCO.
They feel it is good faith to insert a chihaya flatboard joke in her song. In Yakusoku of all song.

KenshiroP buys a ring for Chihaya.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp4WFnnmBvo&
feature=related

>>10071427
but that was a quote from the namasuka episode

>>10071635
fugging slut

>>10071635
Please don't post NSFW pictures of Chihaya.

>>10056517

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm16540304

Such a lovely song from Chihaya. Her voice sexually arouses me just a little bit.

the lesbianist of the idolmasters

how could anyone like chihaya when azusa exists?

she's everything chihaya should be

>>10080899
How can anyone not like both?

>>10081851
Because Azusa is one of the worst idols, so almost nobody likes her. And if someone does have taste bad enough to like her, it follows that they would dislike Chihaya.

Chihaya

>>10071630
bitch please

>>10080899
Cute dubs, d00d!

I'm assuming you mean this 'Azusa'? She is in my harem along with Chihaya!

Chihaya butts and anuses?

>>10086754
You're in my harem with freezing

Look at that cute lack of enthusiasm

>>10094566
stupid bitch

stop standing like that

>>10094827
Please, don't be mean.

I hate Chihaya so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>>10095029
You wouldn't hurt her, would you?

>>10095008
Chihaya is like that girl you see sitting on a park bench or at the store who looks so cool and like she doesn't care about anything and you try to get her attention but she never looks at you or anything because you're a loser through and through

>>10095047
You bet I would! Bullying her would be the best. From pushing, punching, kicking, cutting, and tripping her to sending her pics of her brother's gravestone with "You did this!" in the text line.

>>10095076
What makes you hate her that much?

I'd love to beat Chihaya to a pulp. Then make her lick dog shit off my boots as her apology to me.

>>10095114
Her complete lack of self confidence pisses me off.

If she was my imouto, I would beat her mercilessly.

>>10095076
Sure is edgy underage in here.

>>10095239
Is it so wrong to hate Chihaya?

She is the worst idol.

>>10094827
>stupid bitch
But she isn't Miki.

>>10095661
>Miki

You mean Takane.

Razor edge haters please kill yourselves.

>>10095697
I wish she would just get on testosterone supplements.

Follow the Makoto route. I think she'd be cute as a tomboy.

>>10095707
makoto a shit

>>10095707
Are you retarded? It would destroy her perfect singing voice.

>>10095714
We have Miki to cover, so there would be no loss. Only gain.

>>10095718
That's real funny you fucking loser.

>>10095723
I'm sorry you like a terrible idol.

I truly am.

>>10095733
You're free to leave whenever you want.

>>10095740
Because that would be no fun and you know it.

I'll give Chihaya this. At least she isn't the twins.

What would Chihaya like for her birthday?

>>10095767
Breast implants.

She can get the new gummy ones. Made from the same shit gummy bears are made from.

>>10095773
>What would Chihaya like for her birthday?
>LOOOOOL BREASTS IMPLANTS XDDDD SOOOO WITTY LMAO

I'm glad I wasn't born a simpleton like you.

>>10095767
Talent

>>10095779
Someone's getting mad.

Go outside and get some air. I don't want you to have a stroke on us.

>>10095789
Maybe you should.

the more chihaya haters the better
it means i don't have to fight as much for her love :)

>>10095830
Yeah no fuck off dude Chihaya would never love a vulture bottom feeder like you.

>>10095840
wow man, that was uncalled for
why can't we all just get along

>>10095847
Like I'd ever get along with a loser like you.

>>10095856
stop role playing man, that ain't cool

>>10095867
I'm not roleplaying, I really wouldn't get along with you. Ever.

>>10095779
Who are you quoting?

>>10095673
You didn't...

>>10095896
You forgot your "le" you brainless meme spouting idiot.

>>10094827
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>>10095710
Can't we all just get along loving every idol instead of shitting on the others?

I know that the Miki/Haruka are autistic as fuck, but let's not fall to their level. And before the defense force makes their childish comebacks, I have nothing against the characters, just the faggots who don't know when to shut up.

>>10094827
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>>10095710
Can't we all just get along loving every idol instead of shitting on the others?

I know that Miki/Haruka fans are autistic as fuck, but let's not fall to their level. And before the defense force makes their childish comebacks, I have nothing against the characters, just the faggots who don't know when to shut up.

She looks Korean

>>10095958
koreans invented idolmaster since ancient times as seen in scrolls discovred in 2012 amirite koreabros

Chihaya murdered her kid brother, she's not wife material.

>>10095930
And you forgot to misuse the quote function to prove a point.

>>10095927
He did.

>>10095943
Make me, you dweeb.

I want to play House of the Dead with Chihaya.

>>10096953

If Chihaya accidentally farted around you, would you pretend you didn't hear or smell it so she doesn't get embarrassed, or would you tease her a little?

>>10097189
Probably just ignore it. It's not something I really care about.

>>10097226

Her reaction to some light teasing would be super cute, but I probably wouldn't want to embarrass her either.

>>10097262
Embarrassed Chi-chan sounds cute.

I like Chihaya very much but I never fapped to her. She's just not sexually arousing for some reason.

>>10097362

Cute girls being embarrassed (in very minor ways, not humiliating ones) has always been something that has delighted me. It's very cute. Even cuter if it is Chihaya.

>>10097189
I would sniff her fart and rape her

I wanna take Chihaya down to the tattoo parlor and have either "I <3 Miki" or "Inferior" tattooed on her forehead.

And maybe "Cock Hole" across her cheeks.

I wanna take Chihaya to downtown Detroit and leave her there.

I need new Chihaya art.

>>10098607
How would you react when she comes back without a scratch and tells you the people in poorest ghettos paid her to leave? Couldn't even look at her to take aim.

>>10098963
What you need is a job.

>>10098986
Then I'd laugh at her, call her pathetic, and beat her ass.

>>10099130
2cute4me

I wanna take Chihaya on a hot air balloon ride and ask her to marry me.

And when she says no, toss her ass out.

Best sound that girl could ever make would be the sound of her body bouncing off the ground.

Why do all of you bullies want to put Chihaya through so much pain and suffering? What's wrong with all of you?

I wanna sneak up Chihaya as stick my hands up her shirt.
*rub rub
*squeeze squeeze
*pinch pinch
*fondle fondle
Then I'd whisper in her ear
Where the hell are they? Am I even close?

>>10099176
Typical bad-in-bed virginmaster who has no idea how to please women.

>>10099141
Make sure to set her on fire so I can see it better from the ground.

>>10099624
Cute image dude.

>>10099141
what makes you think she would say no?

>>10099717
Fuck you. Light your face on fire you shit eating homo.

>>10099733
Get your priorities right man. We're in the middle of something much more important - bullying Chihaya.

>>10099746
Also bring out Miki!

>>10099746
Fuck you asshole. I hope you burn in shit.

>>10099717
Can do!
>>10099727
If she says yes, then I'll just respond with "HAHA I'm just kidding bitch! Who'd wanna marry you?" And toss her ass out anyway.

I wanna hang Chihaya from a tree by her hands with a ball gag in her mouth.

Then blindfold Yayoi and let her beat on Chihaya with a stick until candy falls out.

god dammit, I can't even browse these threads anymore

when did it become so "funny" and "epic" to say awful things about characters you don't like or just to get a reaction?

fuck you all

>>10099795
Welcome to 4chan.

>>10099795
/jp/ is basically high school these days, its mostly just people acting out for attention.

>>10099795
Ignore them, everybody was 14 once and believed it was edgy to hate girls.

>>10099804
Heh. >:D Got That Right Bro...

I want to hurt every single one of you losers who talks bad about Chihaya.
None of you have the balls to lay a finger on her or speak bad about her.
Even if you did, I will fuck you up. Do you fucking hear me?
I will make you cry harder than an American without any hands.

>>10099790
Make sure to give her adrenaline and painkillers through. That way she'll be around for you to force her to eat her own 'candy'. Then let her finally go peacefully by sealing her in a tank full of hungry leeches.

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>>10099838
There's no need to lower yourself to the level of Chihaya-haters. When you walk across a street and a dog barks at you you just go 'meh a dog whatever', you don't bark back at the dog because you're not one. Same principle can be applied here.

I wanna break Chihaya's jaw on both sides just so it would need to be wired shut. Right before her big performance.

Not hearing her talk would be great. Watching her get depressed more and more over not being able to share her voice would be the best.

And I'd be sure to leave razor blades around for her. And notes about properly slitting your wrist.

She can't do that much right. But maybe, just maybe, she could successfully kill herself.

>>10099838
You getting mad is just making it all the more fun.

>>10100114
So you want to set up another supreme win moment, Yakusoku-style. No matter what you do, Chihaya will come back and prove she is the best.

>>10100196
The anime writers won't be there to bullshit a good ending for her, though.

Chihaya killed the anime.

What a drama whore. It's a good thing she killed her brother. She saved him the pain of being her brother.

If you guys are going to discuss the anime, go to /a/.

So perflat.

>>10100264
No you.

chihaya a prison

All Chihaya wants to do is sing to make people happy.

>>10100943
They finally caught her for killing her brother?

>>10102118
They caught her for being criminally flat.

>>10071635

N-no condom?! She really is a slut.

Chihaya is a good girl.

>>10102220
No she just wants to be a mom.

>>10103035

good girls dont have unprotected sex, clammy!

>>10103141
Cute image dude.

>>10103035
Good afternoon Clammy!

>>10103303
Hello!

>>10103358
How are you?

>>10103426
Hungry as hell. Haven't eaten all day, been waiting for family to show up so we can eat Thanksgiving dinner. How are you?

>>10103444
I just woke up from a nap from eating. Hope you have a wonderful dinner!

Can we make fun of Chihaya more?

>>10104802
Bullying is wrong.

>>10104824

Even if it's Chihaya?

>>10104832
Bullying hurts

>>10104802
I would put my dick in her butt, light her on fire, throw her off my air balloon, beat her with the metal chair, push her off the ladder, pull down her pants in public, ask her to marry me, dump her at the altar, insult her small breasts and give her a triple flip kinniku buster

>>10104832

Especially if it's Chihaya

>>10104845

How horrible. Her small breasts are wonderful.

>>10104950
It should be a criminal offense to be that flat.

>>10104950

Delicious!

>>10106853
Minimum punishment being death.

>>10103094
To commit infanticide right? Chihaya is hooked on killing little kids then.

>>10102118

Chihaya was locked up for making music.

I love you Chihaya.

>>10106869
A slow and painful death. Start by knocking her out and amputating her arms and legs. Then when she's conscious tie her down, use a hot iron on her a few times and gouge out her eyes. Finally put her on the ground with her head fixed upwards with weights watch her flounder helplessly as you remove her tongue. She'll choke to death on her own blood.

千早かわいいよね
jpの皆にも愛されてるようだ

>>10110365
What do you think is in the box?

>>10110814
Cocks

>>10110814
A shit.

>>10111014
That is the best gift she can give me. Her own hot steaming pile of concentrated love.

>>10110410
Chihaya so cute

best chihaya

>>10115369
Work those abs Chihaya!

>>10119562
She could use a cheeseburger or two.

>>10119562
I... I wanna lick those delicious abs

>>10119630
A cheeseburger full of american hormones

>>10119630
My dick would add a few pounds.

So much perflat in here.

What mean bully words would you whisper into Chihaya's ear at night?

I think Chihaya sucks

>>10123253
I would rather destroy her hearing by cutting her ears off and mutilating her eardrums. In a way that's actually doing her a big favour. She won't ever have to hear her own damn singing again.

Looks like Chihaya is out of a job! She can't afford to rent her own place any more or buy enough food to last a day. Would you let her freeload in your house till she can get another job?

>>10132774

As long as she's civil to me, sure. I'll help.

>>10132784
Of course. Chihaya is a lovely, polite girl.

>>10132826

I don't really care what she does or how she acts as long as she isn't mean to me. I'm not exactly a saint but I'd never bully her. Maybe she'd play games with me, that'd be fun...

>>10132914
She'll probably only sing.

>>10132921

Well I like her singing so w/e.