/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Nice pillars.

My mother would probably say something like. "I made you and I can destroy you just as easily." Cruel woman...

>>10057654
She sounds hilarious.

I'd share a beer with her.

it's about time we had another mazacon thread

Every day of my life.
She's the queen of my heart.
I'm sorry mom, all the nights I lusted after your body ever since I was a young boy. I still have those urges.

Question

How soft are women down there?

>>10057710
I don't know.

>>10057710
It cannot be expressed with words. You'll have to dig yourself in.

>>10057694
Mothers are the softest.

I'm fine with her just treating me as her possession instead.

>>10057660
*whips out beer*

Do you still sniff her panties /jp/?

I'm really into incest and mom-son stuff but my Mom is fat so I've never felt that way towards her.

>>10057843

>>10057843
Not having a Sister must be suffering.

Ew, no. My mom is very unattractive and I still can't believe that anyone fucked her at all.

but my mom already loves me

>>10057694

Act on them. Have faith and Kanako-sama will guide you.

>>10057964
But my dad is in the way and if I try he will hurt my penis! Mr. Freud told me.

>>10058020
Kill your dad and make it look like an accident. Then seduce your mother and impregnate her.

I think about this all the time.

>>10058064
Me too. Being the only strong male in the house, my mother's soft body needing of love, a big bed that gets cold at night...

>>10058080
I know. The other day I tried to give a goodbye kiss to my mom in the cheek, but she turned and our lips meet. She was so warm and soft.

You should try it. Be sure to make it look accidental.

>>10058111
That's a good idea. She's always asking for kisses goodbye or hello, I should do on like that or try to sneak it somehow when my dad isn't home.

She can be lewd, she can be motherly, but for fuck's sake, not both. Endogamy is dangerous.

Oh boy,mothers.She's so childish sometimes.I'm 22 and she still hugs me like I'm her little baby.I don't mind though she has an amazing body for her age.

My mum keeps saying that the dog loves me so I can never leave home. She frames it as a joke, but I know she just wants me to remain a truNEET.

Make your mom feel young again /jp/.

>>10058191
Wanna switch?

>>10058120
I have done other little advances

-Hide the towels while she is bathing so that I have to walk in and give her one
-Ask her what do girls look in a man and subtly do it near her weeks later when she forgets.
-Cuddle with her and watch a random movie, except that I knew in advance that the movie had sex scenes
-When I heard coming home I pretended to be asleep on the couch, half naked. I know that she looked at me for several minutes.

But still, my dad is an eyesore. I must get rid off him.

>>10058201
Does she also keeps other girls away from you?

My mother passed away when I was 17.

Love your mother before it's too late, /jp/ ;_;

>>10058080

>my mother's soft body needing of love

>>10058111

> The other day I tried to give a goodbye kiss to my mom in the cheek, but she turned and our lips meet. She was so warm and soft.

Thanks dudes, I just spent the last 10 minutes getting my hair petted by my mom while I had my head on her lap. Yes, I did get a bit of mommy crotch smell when I turned the other way.

>>10058361
What did it smell like?

/jp/ loves their mom's because they allow their NEET culture, so you must hate your dads because they left or want you lame as to work

tell me about your fasha /jp/

/jp/ - mother culture

>>10058201

My mom did that too! We can be enablement-brothers!

>>10058395
traditional Austrian

>>10058394

Kind of... toasty, tangy and musky. Some kind of sweet smell.

>>10058420
>>10058394
What, he's not me.

My mom doesn't smell bad!
It smelled a bit like the air was much denser at that area near her privates, and she has a very nice scent to her of older woman that's just irresistible alongside it... I wanted to grab her and hug her while having sex then and there.


>>10058395
He keeps trying to tell me to get a job and telling me about places like elance to get work online. Its annoying!

>>10058395
He's always been needy and it's gotten worse since they divorced. He calls multiple times per day and seems to ignore the fact that I haven't done anything in my life in order to not offend me.

No matter what happens, your Mom will always love you.
And no women will ever love you as much as your Mom does.

>>10058469
Moms should be mandated to take their son's virginities...

>>10058469
thats not true. i envy you guys with good families. you shouldn't take that for granted.

my "mother" is not a good person and shes hideous. shes selfish and dishonest. she claims to be this amazing person who sacrifices everything for her family, but thats a clear lie. she doesnt live here anymore, but she used to verbally abuse my father everyday with no legitimate reason, and she cheated on him 4 or 5 times with different guys. all she does to me is force me to study so ill make money for her and say horrible shit to me whenever i make a little mistake or do something that conflicts with what she wants out of me. at the same time denying doing anything wrong.

i've had dreams of some good looking milf adopting me as a son

>>10058689
What I wouldn't give for a motherly older woman...

>>10058670
its shit like this that makes me feel good about having no family sometimes

>>10057611
I'd rather she conquered me...and only if she was Kanako.

>>10058697
Is there anywhere on the internet I can find this?
Older women looking for BARELY LEGAL young guys?

When was the last time you hugged your Mom, /jp/?
You should make an effort to hug her more often, I;m sure she would appreciate it.

>/jp/ - Oedipus

>>10058792
Mmorpgs, irc, etc. Lonely housewives are all over the place looking for young guys to give them attention and make them feel desirable again.

>>10058827
Funny, someone told me that of my 2hu choices.

>>10058823
And one day she will be dead and you will be glad you did.

>>10058834
>One day your mother will pass away
Oh God why?

Please don't tell me these things, /jp/.
I'm glad I'm taking a trip home soon to see my folks.

>cheated
>divorce
I love my mommy. That's why I would murder her if she ever did something like that.

>>10058841
Grampa has Parkinsons.
He won't live much longer.

>>10058841
Because my parents are dead and I was glad I loved them while they were here. Enjoy the time you have with them.

>>10058850
O-Okay....
I'll make sure to do so.

>>10058874
That picture gave me shivers. I want to call her mommy, and sit on the couch close to each other while watching old sitcoms.

My mom wasn't that pretty when she was younger, but my grandmother was drop dead gorgeous in her youth, I was pretty shocked when I saw some of her ancient pictures. She's dead now but I'll be honest, if she were here and young again I'd totally want to fug her.

>>10058849
Good, pissufags a shit. Fuck off and die too.

This is a true story, feel free to think I'm bullshitting though.

When I was 10 me and my Sister would stay up late and play with legos. One night my Sister wen't downstairs to my parents' room and came back with a vibrator and was asking me what it was. I think my Sister knew because she had sort of a "heh heh look at this" sort of look on her face, well my Mom woke up and came upstairs and took it from my Sister.

It was a weird experience, she was really mad at my Sister for taking it and for some reason she felt the need to try to form some sort of lie about what it really was to me. She took me in the bathroom and seemed flustered. She said it was a back massager and turned it on and rubbed my back with it.. after about 10 seconds she turned it off and said "Okay you know what? This is my sex toy" and she wen't back downstairs without saying another word and seemed very upset.

Nothing was ever spoken about that moment again but I still remember it.

>>10058943
She rubbed your back with it

>>10058943
Is your mother attractive or did she own a vibrator because she was fugly?

>>10058975
I'd say she was probably a 7/10 for her age back then. Now she's getting old though.

>>10058908
Your post made me realized that for a majority of my life, my Mother would ask me if I wanted to watch a movie or TV shows with her, usually something sci-fi related because she likes that stuff. But I would usually reply with "Nah, I'm going to go in my room and play videogames." I never really watched much TV. Or I would say I would and then forget about it and by the time I left my room the movie would be over.

Oh God, what have I DOOOOOOOONE?!

Next time I go home, I'll watch Star Wars or Stargate with her.
I came to this thread to fap, why are you making me feel all these things, /jp/?

LE FEELS, GET YOUR FRESH HOT LE FEELS HERE

>>10058943
Oh my god. I have a similar story...
I looked through my parent's drawers a lot, and one time I found in my mom's bottom drawer, a translucent type rubber dildo. The first thing I did was smell it. I kept smelling it, and I remember sneaking into the room and smelling that dildo to wonder what the hell it was. I thought it was the leg of a baby doll thing at first, since it wasn't that big anyways.
My mom kept catching me smelling it and putting it back in the drawer until I asked her "is that a baby doll leg?" and she said yes.

>>10058943
That is a magnificent story. You should write it out in scene.

lewd mom

>>10058990
Your mother is cute, dude.

>>10058943
I recall reading that story sowewhere, sometime long ago.

>>10059022
Well you recalled wrong.

Go back to your room, nyaa.

>>10059098
We should share a room!

T-thanks /jp/..
I just came a massive load all over myself while reading mom stories on exhentai and xnxx.

Camping with mom on the latter site.

My mother is a vile disgusting bitch and I hate her. I would move out in an instant if I could afford to.

>>10059426
Don't let your situation ruin you. Join a commune or something.

>>10059426
What's a matter, mommy won't let her little NEETie pie be a useless plague on her existence?

>>10059470
A true loving mother would!

The best orgasms during masturbation are those that I have whilst fantasizing of my mother.
Thank you mom, you're always there for me.

>>10058830

Ran? Number one? You have taste. Actually all of those touhous at the top are amazing.

Has your mother ever found your cumrags, /jp/?

>>10065666
She's picked up my cum filled tissues before but I assume she thinks it's phlegm considering I have hayfever quite often.

>>10065673
she knows.

>>10065673
She probably smelled a faint distinctive odor from them and took a deeper whiff to satisfy her curiosity. The fact that she still picks them up only means one thing.

>>10065666
I masturbate around 2-4 times a day and I wipe my jizz always on my clothes, sometimes I'll pull down clothes out of my closet I wipe my jizz on everything. My Mom does my laundry every week and the stuff I put in the basket is caked with my cum so I have no doubt she knows.

>>10065712
T-t-that it is... Dinner time?

>>10065737
Yes, and you're cock is her main dish with semen as dessert.

My mother begs me to never move out (my other siblings did) and says she'll kill herself if I do. She also always says she never wants me to get a girlfriend, and she's always trying to get me to spend more time with her. For months now, she keeps on talking about how she wants to have a baby again. I think she wants a certain something from me.

A shame she's obese, old, and a harsh cruel bitch. She also caused my father to die and stole $15000 from me. If it weren't for all this I probably wouldn't mind giving it to her.

>>10065751
What the HELL

>>10065751
What the fuck man

>>10058943
I have a marginally related story.

I was sleeping over at a friend's house one day in the seventh grade. We were hanging out in the guest room of his house, which on a different floor from everything else (kind of like a basement, but not), had a minifridge with beers that his mom "forgot" about, etc.

Somehow, one of us mentioned the word "dildo," and my friend says "hold on a sec, let me show you something funny" and disappears into guest bedroom's closet. He pulls out both two dildos and we both start laughing our asses off. Then I told him "dude, your mom probably put that whole thing inside of her." He froze for a moment as a look of horror came over his face, then immediately ran into the bathroom and spent the next 5 minutes washing his hands.

>>10065760
Kids are such jerks. He lived in his mom's wombvagina for 9 months and now he's scared to touch one of her dildos because of ``cooties''? What a loser.

>>10065768
They just can't handle real women.

im pretty sure rampant mom-son fucking would destroy the family unit

>>10065814
I don't think dads would want to share their woman, she's kinda his property.

>>10065819
>his property

Aww, misogyny is so cute! Tell me little guy, how small is your penis? Are you compensating for something?

>>10058999
Best story ITT

>>10059444
How does one even go about doing this

>>10065819
Keeping your incestuous relationship a secret from your Dad would be the best part though. I think that would be the biggest turn on for me. My Mom lying and sneaking around to do lewd things with me behind his back, and imagine the awkward times when you were all together.

>>10065822
>>>/cgl/

>>10065829
Did your dad knock over your dolls or something?

>>10058986
I did the same thing. I was a horrible son. I didn't even say a single word to my mom on the last day I got to see her before she died. The worst part is that I'm acting the same way towards my dad now, who I also love, and I know I'll regret it after he dies. I'm such an idiot. I never truly appreciate things until they're gone.

>>10065768
sweet autism quotes, dude

>>10065822
you tell me how small your tits are and how fat your ass is first

>>10065740
So many quality faps had to Akiko-san.

I don't want to make my mom my own, since she's already my mom. Rather, I want to make some other kid's mom my own. I love moms and their sexy lewd mombodies.

>>10067058
thanks for that, I just sneaked in a morning fap with that manga.
I do feel for you though, I wish I knew some local mothers whom are frustrated that I could make love to. I'm sure it isn't easy taking care of kids, and my dick could help them relieve stress.

>>10067058

That's rape Yuu-san

I hear Mother-Son incest is quite popular in Japan.Is that true?

>>10065760
>dude, your mom probably put that whole thing inside of her..

>>10067492

NO, mothers do not have sex with their sexually repressed sons to help them focus to get higher grades so they can get into Todai, why would you even think incest is popular in Japan?

Yes, yes!

>>10059470
>>10059444

No. I hate her. I swear she has autism or some mental illness. She never stops complaining, and shouts at everything with her filthy high pitched voice. She ruins every family event and relationship we have, she makes all our lives miserable, she doesnt respect my personal space, she's fat and constantly eats then complains about being fat. She farts, her stomach never stops making disgusting watery sounds, she looks like a dog. She pretty much is a dog. Even being near her makes me sick. Fucking shit fuck help!

What are good ways to get my mom to cuddle with me?
I can try the watching a movie at night when its cold, that could work and we could get under a blanket. My idea is that when we are under the blanket I can move my hand and touch her body and play it off as it if were an accident.
I'm scared that after I do that though, she will want to get out from under the blanket

>>10067686
Just show her your erection.

>>10067686
>>10067765
Do something like this.

>>10067686
>>10067765
I'm a mom and I want to let you know that if my son showed me his erection and touched me inappropriately I'd definitely let him continue. It might be just because I'm a pervert but good luck with your mom! She might be more receptive than you think.

>>10067815
The hell, you're a mom on /jp/? Can I fuck you too then?

>>10067815
asdafaefafasgeqf

If you impregnated your mom, wouldn't it be awkward signing as the father in the hospital?

>>10057611
Either I can't relate because my mom is unattractive or you guys are all just really weird.

>>10067815

I'm a /jp/ mom too and I support this post.

Ugh. My mother rejected me. I approached her when she was drunk but it didn't ended well.

I don't think she hates me but she doesn't wants me anymore. No other woman can replace her. I might just kill myself.

>>10068166
Whats so weird about it? It's an older woman who you see every day and is probably very available. She loves you already too.
Just knowing that when you were born, you touched every single part of her vagina is so mindmelting.

>>10068201
Must suck being the ugly son. Even the most morally uptight mother would lower her inhibitions if she had a handsome, fit and intelligent son.

>>10068201

You can't even score with your own mom when she's drunk?
That's sad.

Man, if my mother were nice, I'd be all over that. She's also ugly, but I just wish she were nice. Instead she's evil and worships Jewish people, for some reason.

>>10068204
Then you must have an attractive mom.

>>10068201

I use my mom to satisfy my nonsexual fetishes when she gets really drunk, or at least I used to. It got old and it just isn't as fun as it used to be. It's great because unless you're a normalfag nobody else will touch you like your mom would be willing to after a little liquoring up.

The trick is trying to keep her focused on what you want her to do because her mind will be wandering all over the place, but it's a good thing because she will remember nothing of the night. I just hope she doesn't remember the times I let my raging erection show through my pants.

There for a while I think she liked it though because I'm a pretty distant and nonphysical person so it gave her the chance to spend time together.

>>10068309
What did you did to her?

>>10068309
>to satisfy my nonsexual fetishes

>the times I let my raging erection show through my pants

>>10058670
BAWWWW HOW DARE SHE NOT WANT ME TO BE A LAZY FUCK IN LIFE

The other stuff, I agree with

>>10068333
>>10068338
Inflation
Since there are no dicks being rubbed I don't count it as a sexual thing.

I'm kind of sad. I just want to touch my mother. Feel up her body, smell her body parts, taste her. I don't want it to be sexual, it shouldn't be since she's my mom. I just want to experience those things and she can guide me and tell me how everything is.

>>10068404
Just how the hell did you inflated your own mother?

>/jp/
thank god I don't browse this shithole
love, /sp/

>>10058670
i feel you. Did nobody else get beaten up by their mum? Lied to, be the thing she can express her rage on after her hard day?Must be a pretty nice world out there

>>10068453
>doesn't want to fuck his own mom

What the hell is wrong with you

>>10068453
congrats man

>>10068399
get a load of this normalshit

>>10068453
>>10068459
>>10068463
all three of you nerds, frig off of /jp/

>>10068453
Oh please, you /sp/ergs need to stop lying to yourselves.

Has /jp/ ever seen "Murmur of the heart"?

>>10068472
Is that a french movie? France always has the best movies. I bet the mom in that one probably smokes a cigarette in a sexy way after giving her son a good fucking.

>>10068459
>implying i'm a beta pedophile who likes anime

>>10068470
What are we telling ourselves that isn't true? That we're the most normal board on this site?

I actually think its a little bit too late for me. If I were in my early teens, or even in my teens, I'm sure it would be more acceptable for me to make advances on my mother.
"ara ara, mommy's little boy is getting curious~"

>>10068498
that fockiin feel m8

>>10068498
seriously every time i hear "ara, ara" in an anime by an older female voice i get horny.. this is like the accustic fuckbutton for me. Thanks - now i know what to watch again..........

Is...Is this /d/?

>>10068498

>>10068498
Indeed.

>yfw you were born too early to witness mother-son sex becoming mainstream and acceptable

>>10068512
Do you also have a thing for that weird slurred voice pattern with lots of rolling R's?

I think its called kansai dialect? I'm not sure.
This is the most current anime character with that type of voice.

Did some retard link this thread on /sp/?

>/jp/

God damn you people are pathetic.

>>10068538
to be honest my fetish is "beatiful female voice". As soon as my girlfriend wispers in my ear - i get hard like hell.
I have some theories why this is, but this is one reason why i just adore anime female voice actresses.

I have seen luisee and shana so often because of the voices (and the relativly cool story). And especially female (child and mature woman) voices are wonderful to me. I recently found out about touhou etc and when i am going to sleep i listen to some japanese tracks (yui - again or Higashi no Kuni no Waltz).

Would you tell me where this char is from? i'd like to watch it this weekend and thanks for the picture

>>10068555
>girlfriend
lel

>>10068555
Oniichan dakedo Ai sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne!

>>10068553
We're live! Thank you, viewers! HI, MOM!

on second thought mom, maybe you don't want to read this thead

>>10068553
Just some autistic loser who betrayed his comrades on /jp/ just to get "bropoints" with /sp/ because he believes they'll help him get laid or something.

>>10068569
wow seems great! I will wait until its completly out though - like to watch them in one go. I think i will finish yuri yuri and blue exorcist this weekend.

>>10068568
glad i made you smile! *chi*

>>10068553
someone linked the stinky NEET pussy panties thread on /cgl/ a few days ago too. Somehow the thread on their side ended up being more entertaining, but the topic was lost. Gonna have to wait a while now to get a good stinky NEET pussy thread going again. not too worried about this thread anyways, we have mama ran all the time.

I actually found a 40-something year old woman on a dating site who was into mother/son roleplaying a while back.

We met up and it was pretty amazing.

>>10068584
>glad i made you smile! *chi*
>*chi*

>>10068596
That sounds delicious. I'm afraid if I ever have sex with a girl, I'd freak her out by calling her "mommy".

>>10068596
What site did you use?

>>10068607
>if I ever have sex with a girl
Lol, you more than likely won't.

>>10068617
My sister disagrees!

>>10068468
Nice argument, would you like trying to come up with a real one?

>>10068617
Yeah well I didn't count your mother because she hardly qualifies as a "girl". #LOL #ownd4lyfe #swag #yolo #yoso

I thought /jp/ was about Japanese culture, not incest fantasies

>>10068615
Some niche site specifically for mature women looking for younger dudes.

This was about 2-3 years ago, and the site wasn't very popular, so I don't really remember the name. Sorry.

>>10068628
There is no argument in that post.

>>10068632

>>10068632
/jp/, like /sp/, is an assorted collection of shit, some of which is on-topic.

>>10068626
>My sister
OH MY GOD HOW PATHETIC COULD YOU GET MAN?

>>10068644
You've never experienced true pleasure until you've made love to your sister's pussy.

>>10068615
not him, but I've also delved into similar fetishes with older women.
Try your local craigslist, in the w4m section you can find women who are usually older, if you're into cuckolding you can also find guys willing to let you fuck their wives in the mw4m section.

If you can't find anything there, you could make an okcupid account and search for older women. It doesn't matter if it says that they're in a relationship or not, if they have an account that's active they're clearly looking for someone else, maybe while not being as straightforward as craigslist.
happy hunting.

>>10068657

I should have done it while I still had the chance. Now she's a granny.

>>10068692
damn man, how old are you?

>>10068697

27

>>10068705
How old is she then? Seems weird that your sister would be a granny at your age.

>>10068876

She's 18 and obviously not an actual granny. It's just that she's a more functional "adult" than I am and that creates friction. I still love here and we have a good relationship, I don't think I could be romantically or sexually attracted to her though.