/jp/ - Otaku Culture

screenshot or it didn't happen

purchase a maid that can freeze time and throw knives and will wake you up every morning and etc

What do you need CDs for?

American dollars or euros?

>>1006641
Stupid question.

So what'd you do? Lottery? Rich uncle? Rob a bank? Kill a mafia boss?

>>1006641

If you're going to have a nice car you're not going to want to drive around listening to the fucking radio, OBVIOUSLY.

If you get a custom made Touhou sex doll, make it the best damn custom made sex doll ever, and post pics.

Also, you lucky, lucky bastard.

Go on a roadtrip. See the best of what your country has to offer. Also, hookers and blow.

>>1006645

How about laserdiscs?

ITT we are financial savants.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Certificate_of_deposit

>>1006645

OP here. My grandfather left me most of his estate.

>>1006631
how you get the money explain

Simple: Buy Zun. And keep working or you'll die earlier.

Commission a reverse trap mode Bridget sex doll.

>>1006657
> I don't have to work another day if my life if I care to

>>1006631
enjoy your weak amerikkkan dollar.

Why not buy a 100,000 dollar car?

Anonymous, you should save the money for your children's education.

>>1006662

I might just do charity work for the rest of my days. I hate workplace politics. Heck, maybe I could start my own business. Sell erotic windchimes.

>>1006669

Anything over 35,000 is unnecessary. If they still made the Saturn SL2, I'd buy another. But mine is old and broken.

Maybe a Hybrid Civic?

>>1006672
>>Children

fuck off, ZUN.

travel to japan

Cryogenically freeze yourself and tell them to wake you up when robot maids are affordable.

Stupid middle class grandparents dying and leaving me not a damn thing.

Well, I guess that's not fair. I looted most of their furniture and shit and got a few thousand when my last grandma kicked it. But still, not nearly enough to sustain my parasitic hedonism for the rest of my life, so fuck them.

>>1006673
Be sure to post pics.

Like of the money you supposedly got.

>>1006690

Hey OP, buy gold ingots. Then write "sup /jp/" on said ingots.

FYI, the present market value for a little black girl is $150:

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=5326508&page=1

Just throwing that out there.

anon, adopt a kid

I wish to be reborn as rich hikkikomori japanese who's the heir of a worldwide company.

I

>>1006631
i dont think you have alot of money, enjoy being poor

>>1006701
>>1006705
But I thought Anon wished to be the little girl, not own one...

>>1006701

Why, in the name of god, would you adopt one of those animals?

>>1006705
and I don't mean it that way /jp/ is, I mean, seriously, adopt a kid, and grow her up to be a knowledgeable individual.

>>1006684
true anon.

You are not used to a hedonistic lifestyle, anon. Starting now could corrupt your soul forever. I've seen it happen, you know all the fables and parables of people coming into alot of money or a great treasure. Trust me, this is a blessing and a curse. Give alot of it to hungry people, pic related, it looks good on your resume in the afterlife or valhalla or wherever. Keep some, give a lot, plus then your tax bracket will go down.

>>1006701

>black

GROSS. At least go Russian.

dont adopt a fucking kid, you are going to be a bad example as you wont even be working or anything

just live alone in a nice apartment for the rest of your life without any fucking worries

man i envy op so fucking much

>>1006701

/jp/ - Human trafficking

>>1006716
the afterlife is bullshit, says the poorfuck who has a burning envy for op.

>>1006731
Truth. Being rich means not having to work -and- getting praised by society for being such a kind soul for making regular large donations (but only a tiny drop in the bucket percent-wise of your vast riches) to charity.

Just go that route. Anybody who claims that they would give all or most of the money away is a jealous liar.

>>1006631
>I plan to put most of it in CD's, savings accounts and just live off the yields
This is a dumb idea. CDs and savings accounts are horrible. For long term savings your best bet would be to invest in high aggressive mutual funds. These type of funds are best meant for a long period of time, say 30 years. And don't put it all in at once. Put like $100 a month or something. Since the market fluctuates you can get more for your money that way.

I would also suggest getting a Roth IRA if you live in the US.

Now for short-term what you can do is open a money market account and get a card linked to that account. This way you get a better interest rate than a typical savings account.

>>1006984
>And don't put it all in at once. Put like $100 a month or something. Since the market fluctuates you can get more for your money that way.
What I mean by this is put in the minimum required to start the fund or whatever amount you feel comfortable with over that. Then add $100 to it every month.

Fund a touhou anime.

>>1006984
>>1006999
listen to this man also buy a house there cheep now and if you got the cash get solar panels this way any extra power you make goes back onto the grid and you get paid for it so your always making monies

>>1006706
sauce of this, if you don't mind

oh shit, are you the guy who was wishing his rich grandfather would die the other day?

send ZUN 100000 bux worth of beer

Buy some glass display shelves and start a figure collection.

>>1006984
Mutual funds are generally not performing up to snuff right now. They'll bounce back eventually, no doubt, though. Personally I'd recommend fixed or equity indexed annuities. That way the OP has no risk of losing what money he has, and will generate considerably more interest than if he was using CD's. Plus, annuities are designed with the idea of lifetime income in mind.

>>1008241
I guess he realized that wishing is for faggots and that real men grab life into their own hands and take action.

>>1008576
He killed grandpa?

Buy EVERY Doujin game that pertains or may pertain to your interests, then pay someone to tranlate them.

Fund my game company startup. We can dev to what you like to play most or what sells best or what is most innovative, depending on your interests. You can take the large chunk of royalties as we're a team of individuals who love game development and dev to dev not for the money.

Game Dev startup guy here,

Email enclosed that should do as a temporary means to contact our team. It's more permanent than 10 minute mail, but a bit more secure than posting our preliminary business mail and having to sift through the shitstorm daily.

Also, congratulations

>>1008634
How much would you need to start up one of those anyway?

start a doujin conventions like Comiket of japan.

i like that OP wants to do charity work. gotta keep busy or else you DIE!

that said, i have no good suggestions. i blow money as it arrives in my pocket. instead, i offer you my sincerest congratulations on your fortune.

also RIP OP's grandfather

>>1008634
if you were really into that, you'd be making doujin games by now

>>1008624
i'm available. Not so good with the tech stuff (packing/unpacking/patching) But if I've got a script to work with I could help in the translating

>>1008763
We HAVE been making some small games, however we've mainly focused on finishing our professional education. 4 of our team just recently finished a bachlors of science in game design and development with two more to come next fall. One of our members doesn't have a degree but a number of years expirience programming as well as a few game projects under his belt. We also have connections for outsourcing and work freelance currently.

tl;dr not some random gamers trying to dev

>>1008800
make me something where i can fuck kiyone from tenchi muyo

>>1008800
My only questions are thus:

1. are you in America?

2. in three or four years do you see you all still working together?

>>1008752
It entirely depends on the scope of the first project and the engine chosen. Indie sized startups can go for less than $10,000 and get everyone the tools and software we need if we stick with indie-friendly game engine soloutions like torque game engine, the indie license for havok, houdini and the like. For a full sized AAA startup or console development the costs quickly rise. 3d studio max commercial licenses are 3495.- a pop and we'd be best off to have at least 4-5 artists. Additional products like ZBrush(we already have one commercial copy of that) add another ~500. Plus the costs for the development environment. On the plus side most of us are willing to do work for as cheap as we are able to live and pay the bills yet enjoy this type of work enough to still produce quality work.

>>1008808
All team members except one are in the US.

Our preferred course of action would be to found a company together sooner or later anyways. We work GREAT together as a team and really complement each other. We've learned a lot on past projects and feel we're finally ready to tackle something bigger. We'd ideally be working together on this until retirement.

>>1008815
>>1008824
If I had money I would definitely be up for helping you all, you sound like you have the kind of motivation that is sorely lacking in this day and age.

Hell in a couple years I will finally qualify for my inheritance and I might look you guys up.

Good luck and keep up the good work till then.

>>1006631
Fund a company to rival MangaGamers. It's not that hard to beat them anyway. They overcharge their titles and even get crap ones too.

In other words, fund me.

>>1008840
Thanks for the support, we'll certainly be around in one way or another. Really into this.

Temporary contact address enclosed.

This thread reads like the Private Eye classifieds.

>>1008864
Personally, I prefer other spices.

Long live /jp/, grats Sir. Visit Japan, buy EVERYTHING. Return.

>>1006631

Get yourself a Infinity G37 and call it a day. If you haven't been to Japan I would go for a couple weeks. Hell use the full 90day visa and have a blast. I was able to spend 2 weeks solid in Japan on a $2800.00 budget. Thats with 800 on doujin alone.

OP, will you let us know what you decide on?

Nothing to see here, move along, move along.

>>1012051

>>1006631
Can you send me some money then? I didn't eat anything for two days, and three days ago I only had some bread with butter and tea. ;_;

Become Batman.

>>1008413
Mutual funds are for long-term investments. So it doesn't matter if you lose out on some money in the first few years. Since the point is that you won't be touching it till like 30 years down the line anyways. And by then you would've more than already made back whatever your lost and then some.

Some people don't realize this and expect large returns right away when that's not how it works.

Fund translation of all remaing touhou games and the future to come...

Buy a rocket ship
Go to the Moon
Take over Lunarian capitol
???
Moon sex!

>>1012248
That's just a -little- over his price range. heh. have you looked at the prices for 'space tourism' lately?

>>1012101
Oh my, I've been found out!

Necromancer strikes again!