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3 - Empty Needle: The maid will extract semen directly from your balls and also an egg from herself inside the syringe and leave it with you. After 1 day, it will break and reveal a walking, talking baby maid who will be your personal servant for your entire life. She will be whatever age your prefer and will always look attractive to you no matter what. She will do absolutely anything you please, but can't exceed regular human ability. You can have sex with her as much as you want but she will never get pregnant. She also attempts to save your life by any means she can, be it to donate organs, blood or take a bullet for you. She won't die though and can regrow her body parts or even reassemble herself if disintegrated. You can't sell her body parts since they will rot instantly if not used by you. If and when you die, she vanishes like she never existed.

4 - Blissful sleep needle - Once injected, you will be put into a coma where you feel nothing but pleasure and have the greatest and best dreams that never end. You will also be attached to a life support machine built by the maid and buried deep in the earth in a high tech looking impenetrable chamber with an extremely difficult opening code where you will rest for an indefinite period of time. You may be discovered again by humans but only your real true love can decipher the code. You won't age while in the life support machine and you'll also look slightly more attractive than before and be much healthier. If nobody ever manages to find you or break the code before the earth's destruction, you will still be flung out into space to dream for all eternity till heat death. There exists a chance that your true love may not have been on earth and is an alien.

5 - Mystery needle - An ominous needle that glows with different colors. Its effects are revealed after 50 posts. The effects may be good or bad.

lel

4. it sounds like a never ending heroin rush Mmmmmh

blissful sleep needle plz

>>10066328

B-b-but needles and scary anon

4 literally has no downsides to it since the chance of your chamber opening is pretty much zero.

If I pick cursed girl am I immune to dying from growing too old? If so, that. If not, I'd try midas.

mYSTERY NEEDLE

>>10066359
Not true since if media coverage and the internet evolves to the point where pretty much everybody is aware of any archaeological finds, your "true love" would already know how to break open the code just by seeing the news.

I have always been a gambler, so I'd choose the mystery needle.

By the way, can't you just kill like a chicken every week to make #1 easier?

The maid seems tempting...
However I will take the mystery needle.
*whips out arm*

>>10066377
Don't forget you also have extraordinary influencing powers so you can get practically anybody off the street to sacrifice. It's a matter of convenience and morals. Police will even discard incriminating evidence against you if you just simply claim you're innocent.

4 has no downsides, neither does 3. But I choose 4.

4
Please 4

>>10066385
There are so many loop holes to it.

I could take up hunting or fishing
You could go to a shitty place and kill in self defense.
Assisted suicide, abortion, this is too easy...

>>10066421
That's the point.

I'd take #1, my morals aren't really that great and I could always turn myself into a 3 year old girl so no one would suspect me.

if i choose 1, can i influence the maid to give me the 3 and 2 needle aswell?

>>10066436
She's already gone.

This is fucking hard. #1, 3 and 4 are all very nice.

I'll take the mystery anyway.

>>10066451
#2 can be nice, you can support your NEET lifestyle indefinitely if you're creative with it.

The mystery needle will never be revealed

>>10066457
Yeah, sure. But I won't get the little girl to suck my cock daily or me being one.

No roleplaying please.

>>10066464
She would if you give her gold.

>>10066468
But... this is real.

You gain immortality, very powerful influencing powers and the power to even change your appearance.

This is perfect. With this, I could rule the world if properly used, and sacrifice is just a one human a year?

I take #1. Fuck mystery noodle.

You make this too easy OP. There isn't a single choice here with downsides.

The maid is tempting especially that you can guroplay with her but I choose number 1. It has the most benefits and having the power to influence others is simply the best.

>>10066491
It's not easy if all the options are equally as attractive. Instead a pick your poison, I went for a pick your pleasure. By picking one you deprave yourself of all the others.

I don't want any kinds of shit, since the choice is too hard ; Mystery needle it is.

Just show tell us what the mystery needle is

>>10066509
It hasn't reached 50 posts yet you impatient nerdass.

>>10066514
It never will

>>10066526
fucking this.

>>10066526
>>10066527
samelord

>>10066528
Shut up, there isn't even a minute difference

>>10066528
Good idea, that way, both I and the other anon are going to reply that we aren't the same person and there'll be more posts.

Give me the mystery needle.

Mystery needle please!

I don't have much time left to live, hurry up OP.

soon

>>10066544
No way. Pick one and that's it, no going back

Can I decide on mystery needle but if I don't like it change to #1?

>>10066544
No.

>>10066546
>>10066548
OK then, mystery needle it is.

I bet the mystery needle is just water

Mystery needle:

____________________________________________________________________________________________________
__________________________________________Surprise!

>>10066553
No way, it's probably a gas

>>10066558
>>10066553
I say it's poison.

I bet OP left the thread ages ago

#1

>>10066564
Fuck you.

>>10066558
>>10066553
If so, I would be okay with this.

>>10066564
May somebody visit you OP and may you have to let them inside your house/apartment/basement

Mystery needle revealed! The maid turns out to be a "cursed girl" herself and jams the needle into your heart that paralyzes you. You then watch her perform a sick, lewd and twisted ritual which devours your soul while enduring the worst possible pain you've never felt in your life for one hour. You die with nothing except maybe a few lewd images of the maid's naked body as she was performing the ritual. The end.

>>10066564
Alright. This works too.

>>10066564

>>10066570
Good thing I didn't go with that one

>>10066570
I liked >>10066564 better
You suck

Wow the post rate took a massive increase lately.

>>10066570
I liked this mystery needle instead >>10066564

>>10066570
read
>>10066569

>>10066570
What a twist

>>10066570
Why do the mystery needles always turn out to be horrible, I'm never taking it again.

>>10066570
Aww shit. Shoud've taken 0.

>>10066570
As she tries to devour me, she finds out I'm an immortal supernatural abomination. I overpower her and her poisons, lock her up in my basement and fuck her until her mind breaks and consequently have her as my slave.

>>10066589
Please don't roleplay.

>>10066564

None of these are good choices. She'll probably be renting your asshole to Indonesian businessmen before she even takes the spike out of your arm.

>>10066647
why? if you picked 1, you use your super influence to force that businessman to commit suicide after giving all his possessions and money to you, and get both the first ritual and him out of your way.

problem solved. then you can go about conquering the world, and turning the nigger or muslim population into a constant source of sacrifices.

>>10066483
Pretty much this, best option.

3
I'll let the maid work for me so that I can stay truNEET for the rest of my life.

3. Happy End.

3 - Empty Needle

There is no downside to 3.
The downside to 4 is that when you do awake to your love, (s)he won't be as good as your limitless dreams.

number one so i can be the little girl. don't care about killing people, i would get used to it