/jp/ - Otaku Culture

They separate friendship from sex. So they'll bang the attractive dude and complain about him to you. So, if you're into that, whatever.

Female friends are pretty cool once you get rid of the idea that they're constantly after your cock. Not every woman is a slutty liberal feminazi or disgusting fat fujoshi.
You will have to put up with some female quirks, you'll have to figure that out on your own.

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

Don't do it. All females are disgusting attention whores.

>>10065832
How does it feel to be outshined by 2D?

>>10065825
>>10065826

I've never had a female friend in my entire life.

>>10065832
Why don't you ever fucking reply to these questions?

Go to /soc/ and delete.

I hate females. Once you're alone for a very long time you will hate them too. I hate them because I can't have one and they never talk to me. I wish they all would go away.

It's gotten to the point where I'm not sure who's joking and kind of making fun of the nerdy stereotype that we don't meet girls, and who's dead serious.

>>10065853
If you never see them ever then isn't it like your wish came true?

>>10065853
Maybe if you weren't so afraid of talking they would talk to you.

>>10065853
>I hate females.

What's wrong with you? You don't love your mother?

>>10065847
Well, I'm a /jp/sie and I've always wondered what it's like. Wouldn't it be nice to have an otaku female friend that you can geek out with? Different from just a bunch of dudes fapping over the same stuff.

Plus side if she's not a whale, she'd probably smell nice. (if she washes properly)

I've talked to females. It's nothing special, just typical socializing. You guys make the biggest locomation of the smallest rifles.

>>10065865
Still not board related, retard.

>>10065867
>You guys make the biggest locomation of the smallest rifles.

...what?

All my friends are either female or gay I don't think I have ever hung out with a straight male in my life.

>>10065857
But I do see them, they are everywhere online.. which is where I spend all of my time, and they are always being drowned in attention. For every 1 girl theres a thousand guys who will come in like vultures. thats why I never have any luck talking to them, and that's why I wish they would go away.

>>10065865
I have one.
She's very sweet and nerdy, but quiet and awkward. I like hanging out with her. But she's too young to date.

Fuck off to >>>/r9k/

>>10065870
Sorry, locomotion.

>>10065868
>>10065875
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>>10065873
Sounds like you're a wannabe normal to me.

>>10065863
That makes amazingly little sense, even for a tired trolling attempt. Are you implying that people automatically love their mother, no matter what?

>>10065877
Uhh, no.

>>10065880
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. yes.

>>10065820
Most of my friends are females.
Ask me anything.

>>10065882
honestly fuck you. I am probably one of the purest Hiki's on /jp/ don't ever call me normal or associate me with normal.

>>10065880
I won't even care if you are as long as you admit it and/or never talk about it here again.

To befriend someone you have to be either work or in school.
When you are a shut-in, you can't make friends.

>>10065886
How long?

>>10065883
Don't do it. You'll be hit with questions about how it feels to hold one among other things.

>>10065883
How does it feel to hold one?

It's 2012, why aren't you gay already?

... Are you a faggot or something?

>>10065887
There's always virtual communication, but I agree with you. OP doesn't realise no-one wants to be friends with a smelly NEET.

I don't really like talking to females.

The problem with them is that they already have so many friends that they're too busy to have any good conversations, especially if you're talking to them online.

I've talked to a few girls online before and the response time between females and males is like night and day. Males respond after about a minute and the conversations are interesting and engaging. Females though, it can sometimes take them 20-30 minutes for each message they send since they're simultaneously talking to a couple dozen other people.

Having a conversation with someone who only responds every 30 minutes is very slow and boring. Half the time I forget what we were even talking about by the time I get a message from them.

>>10065883
Do you think your capability to have others believe your lies will improve over time?

>>10065891
Told you you'd be pelted. It's like a corpse, but warmer.

>>10065889
What? Did you mean to reply to >>10065885 ?

>>10065893
>take them 20-30 minutes for each message they send since they're simultaneously talking to a couple dozen other people.

This is so true. You can never have a private conversation with a female on the internet as they're constantly surrounded by attention.

I like to dress up and pretend that I'm a girl to fill the void.

I'm a girl but just like you I'm frightened of the opposite sex. I don't like socialising with normal people because they usually want to fuck, even the girls. I'm under weight, a virgin and I shower when I need to.

>>10065893
your other posts seem to say otherwise.

>>10065891
That, I don't know. Fact that the majority of my friends are females doesn't mean I touch those things.

It's just interesting to observe how fucked up their relationship with each other are.

>>10065894
Yes, I do.

>>10065901

>>10065901
having a girl who is my friend and maybe plays a video game with me or talks to me now and then would be just like fucking.

Even when girls notice me online or say something to me specifically I cant control myself.

>>10065901

How many friends do you have on your contact list?

I've talked to so many girls who describe themselves like this, but every single time they have something like fifty internet friends that are constantly messaging them.

Either 4chan women are just exaggerating how isolated they really are for attention or the difference between men and women when it comes to socialization is so huge that having only fifty friends is actually a small number for women.

I can't believe my eyes. Just go to college and swim in shy fujo pussy. Did you drop out in middle school or something?

>>10065909
Do you wanna talk?

>>10065916
I'm down.

>>10065916

>>10065920
is not me.

But If you do want to talk my skype is speshuul_k

>>10065916
>>10065922
Fuck off. Get out and never come back.

>>10065922
>is not me.

Quit trying to confuse her. If you want to chat, my email is in the field.

>>10065926
whatever then. have fun with that guy I guess. should of known this would happen.

>>10065922

>speshuul_k

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/8902360#p8902479

>I'm not a girl though. -- 8902463
>That's fine as long as you're serious about it. Drop contact info. -- 8902479
>Wow okay. It might take me a while to shave from head to toe so I hope you have a little while. my skype name is speshuul_k -- 8902489

Not a girl.

>>10065913
None, I'm serious. I quite like being on my own.

kuso thread award.

PROTIP: treat female humans as you would any other human rather than possible cock insertion points/mom replacements, and you'd be surprised how easy it is to be friends with them.

>>10065930
I remember that. I was surprised he actually paid me.

>>10065934
>possible cock insertion points/mom replacements

But that's all they're good for.

>>10065930
But, see, he's got a skirt!

Women make bad friends because they don't value friendship.

It's like when you first learned how to pirate games. You're suddenly saturated with thousands of free games, but you don't spend as much time as you used to savoring individual games because you know that you have so many others to play.

It's the same thing here. Girls have a lot of friends and guys don't. Guys make great friends because they value the time that you spend together since they don't have many other friends. It's different for girls because they have a couple hundred other friends, you're just a name in a list to them. One of the hundreds of people who shower them with attention and keep them entertained.

Every time I get near a female, all I can think about is having sex with her. I fantasize about it in their presence. Well, that's all females are good for anyway.

>>>/cgl/

Middle Eastern country have got it right, they don't allow women to leave the house without their husband or father. It keeps them from being sluts.

>>10065885
Haha, get a load of this fucking normal in denail.

>>10065926
Your email doesn't work.....

>>10065938
Only plastic products and men's mouthes are appropriate cock insertion points. Women are for friendship and companionship. I know this is controversial but I am friends with a number of people with vaginas (as video demonstrated online) and I feel no impulse other than to discuss anime and manga analysis with them.

Women: people with vaginas and just as disgusting as men.

>>10065926
That's pretty funny if she actually messaged you instead. I'll delete the original post she replied to now just to clear things up. have fun.

>>10065948
>men's mouthes

Why are homos so bad at spelling?

I'm a girl and to be honest... I only come here to /jp/.... Hell all 4chan in hopes of getting a bunch of NEET attention. I love being showered in compliments, sometimes I get gifts from strangers too! It's great to be a girl.

I want to be /jp/'s queen.

>>10065944
Liberated, empowered womyn are a wonderful thing. It's better for the world that mentally ill family dictators don't multiply.

>>10065947
Try this one.

>>10065955
*whips out post*

Anyone who wants to befriend a girl needs to spend month or two being chemically castrated. Once your mind is cleared of all of that lust that is fogging your mind then you will see that women are just really terrible company and not worth your time unless you want sex.

You might not even consciously realize how foggy your mind is because of how your penis is clouding your judgement, but if you take away the fog inside of your mind with chemical castration then everything will be clear to you. It's like that moment of clarity immediately after an orgasm where sex suddenly feels completely pointless and you close out all of the tabs that seemed so interesting just a second ago.

>>10065944

>>10065954
actually thats the wrong one, use this one.

In my headcanon the mob chanting "Sluts" are girls in secret, lashing out at attentionwhores in the only non-partisan way they can.

>>10065954
Please contact me.

>>10065920
>>10065916
>>10065926
nice one guys but I'm the one she responded to. My email is in the email field.

>>10065955
Lies. /jp/'s queen would not be someone as filthy as you. She would be someone who slots right in and wouldn't admit to having a vagina.

/jp/'s queen is already amongst us.

>>10065948

>Women are for friendship and companionship

Why would you want a woman for friendship and companionship when you can have a male friend?

It's like cats vs dogs. Do you want something that will ignore you 90% of the time, treat you like shit, and only be nice to you when it wants attention/gifts or do you want a companion that is totally loyal and loves you unconditionally?

>>10065957
Go gay, it's just so much easier.

>>10065968
It's a scientific fact that betas like cats and alpha males like dogs.

>>10065973
It is a scientific fact that only pack animals organize in alpha/beta relationships. Now are you a human, or are you a pack animal?

>>10065942
same

Sometimes I'll find a sewer or other underground passage shortly after interacting/talking with one and masturbate down there in their honor.

>>10065975
Braindead /v/ browsers are generally unable to differentiate people from Greek letters.

>>10065975
Humans are animals, and history shows we are a collectivist species, freedom and individuality are relatively new.

>>10065973
Dogs are loyal servants, but cats demand to be treated as equals.

>>10065979
Collect my anus, nerd.

>>10065978
I'd be an epsilon or something.

>>10065979
So you are saying that you identify as an animal. That you disregard your ability to speak and to think and bow down to your baser instincts, yet you dare to call yourself a human being? This is the most arrogant, unbelievable falsehood I have seen written on these pages.

>>10065971

Complete celibacy is the best thing.

Romance isn't a genuine form of love in my opinion. It breaks apart just as fast as it forms, it's like getting high off of a drug.

The strongest and most genuine form of love is platonic love. It's a strong bond formed over years between two people who care about each other for real reasons like common interests and a history of loyal friendship rather than just the animal lust and desire to fuck which is the foundation of most romantic relationships.

I say throw it all out. Straight, gay, none of it is worth anything. It all just clouds your mind and makes you chase after shallow and worthless relationships to satisfy your penis.

>>10065975
Humans are pack animals, faggot.

>>10065987
Are you truly enlightened?

THANKS FOR THE FAKE EMAILS GUYS. I HONESTLY THOUGHT SOMEONE WANTED TO CHAT.

>>10065984
Humans are animals, we are just smarter than other species.

>>10065988
Pack my dick, niglet.

That dogs are loyal, loving servants is trash.

If you act like a bumbling fool they don't give a shit what you want, and then they'll usurp you.

>>10065992
Sick reaction pic dude :^)

>>10065984
Wow, for someone who put together a string of big words, you're actually dumb as hell.

>>10065995
They are loyal to strong alpha males.

>>10065950
Deal with it, sexy, WITH FULL FIDELITY.

>>10065992
I literally sent you an email.

>>10065999
Cool post, homo boy.

>>10066004
My dog is kind of a bitch. I want a cat again.

>>10066000
Exactly. Hence not to any of the people praising them here.

>>10066002
Doesn't change the fact that you're completely ignorant to basic science.

>>10066002

>>10065992
Well.. I'm the person you originally responded to but its pointless since everyone is anonymous. I deleted my posts to try to prove it though. The Skype was mine but I guess you don't have Skype. Oh well.

Women are gross and bullies

>>10066006
The twist is that you're the real bitch in the pair.

>>10066005
You realize science is an institution with about as much credibility as the Catholic church, right? The scientific method has been deemed unsatisfactory in truly inquiring about the natural world for ages now. google it

>>10066004
Stop projecting your beta nerd ass onto /jp/.

>my shitposting thread gets deleted instantly
>this thread and the sega saturn thread stay up forever
>MFW

>>10066014
I see that now after being intellectually crushed, you have resorted to the "w-well NOTHING REALLY EXISTS" argument.

>>10066016
screw u dude; i proudly self-identify as beta and i'm one of the realest niggas on /jp/

>>10066018
Who are you quoting?

>>10066016
I'm excellent with dogs, though.

>>10066017
You are the pathetic faggot who cannot master his instincts and has to call himself a lowly animal to deal with the crushing failure of his life.

Women are cunts because they're treated like princesses and everyone fawns over them.

What man thought up that stupid idea anyway? If we just treated women with the same indifference that we use on each other then women would not have mountain sized egos and they wouldn't be completely insufferable.

>>10066014
I swear to god if you end up directing us to a fucking spirit science video or something

>>10066018
Simple way to solve that: go back to your board and never come back.

>>10066023
Do you deny evolution or something? We are just very intelligent animals.

Sorry but friends are for losers. So no.

>>10066025
http://www.timecube.com/

>>10066023
>to deal with the crushing failure of his life.

No projecting!

My little sister is the only female friend I've cared to keep.

All the others love talking about the most inane shit I've ever heard in my life, The only reason my Sister is my only female friend is because I have to be related to her.

>>10066005
I'm not, and I'm not even the other person you were replying to. Reading papers usually doesn't turn people into obnoxious turds. This alpha-beta shit is literally some of the worst crap on the entire internet and you have to post it here? Why?

>>10066029
Do you deny that posting about that alpha/beta nonsense makes you anything but a piece of siht?

>>10066023
Whoa there buddy put the butterknife down

Don't wanna stain no shirt ya hear

>>10066036
>This alpha-beta shit

This isn't about that anymore. It's about you literally not thinking that humans are a part of the animal kingdom.

>>10066040
You have officially entered the realm of name calling because you lost the argument.

>>10066048
Well, now you're just being silly.

>>10066043
I don't think I'm part of a kingdom.

>>10066051
How can I have a king if I didn't even vote for him?

>>10066047
Not really. My point was that you never had a point because you started in with the whole alpha/beta thing. You might think you had a point, but you are a stupid, miserable piece of shit.

>>10066051
Exactly. Everybody is a part of my kingdom.

I would love to live in a log cabin in the forest with a little girl. I would be her only friend, I'd teach her all the school things she needs to know, and she would never be corrupted by the evils of the world since she wouldn't even know that there are people out there other than us.

Is it legal for me to adopt a little girl and do this? I don't want to have sex with her or anything lewd. I just want to shelter her from the evil world and see what a girl looks like when she isn't brought up in a disgusting media centered capitalist society.

>>10066043
I will have to repeat myself:
>I'm not, and I'm not even the other person you were replying to.
In other words, multiple people have replied to you.
This entire topic is so miserably autistic that I'm ready to spam you with insults until you shut up.

>>10065945
I get it you're trying to make me angry. Do you really think a veteran Hiki such as myself would fall for such primitive bait? I have spent every waking hour on the internet for the past 9 1/2 years, I don't think you know who you're dealing with.

>>10066055
>you are a stupid, miserable piece of shit

Why do scientific facts make you so upset?

>>10066061
I never said I was upset. Just stating facts. That is what we are doing, right? Trading facts?

>>10066061
Because they break new barriers in post quality. /jp/ can be shitty but not this shitty.

>>10066055
I never even said anything about the alpha/beta thing. And I'm sure the other people arguing with you didn't either. We just can't stand idly by while someone is wrong on the Internet.

>>10066055
Why don't you do like the cosmic Hellenistic being you fancy yourself as and master your instincts of confrontation?

>>10066056
Thanks for trying to stay on topic.

>>10066068
Because they vaguely entertain me.

Nobody responded to my blatantly unscientific post about dogs and cats.

I'm crushed.

>>10066056
It's pretty impossible for single white men to adopt girls. If you were gay and a minority they probably would give you some adoption affirmative action, so that you could give that kid a large does of diversity and tolerance.

Wait so is anyone going to email me or not?

>>10066060
Yeah, sure. I bet you're going to your job and getting wasted with your ``bros'' later today. Fucking loser.

>>10066056

Knock up some crack whore, get her to carry the child to birth, she will inevitably run away or just OD, and then you get a free daughter.

>tfw no gf, le beta face

Would you like to be a handsome Aryan biker with a blonde beard who is married to a beautiful and loyal Aryan woman?

>>10066092
pity reply

>>10066076
Don't email this faggot. He's a fucking baby.

>>10066093
angry post

>>10066056
I don't see why it wouldn't be legal.

Also all of you guys who are saying that every woman is an attention-loving whore who wants to be treated like a princess, stop telling yourselves that. Only the vocal percentage of them are like that, and they're probably the only ones you've dealt with before. It might be a bit hard, but there are women out there who are more like men than women and could care less about being a princess or center of attention.

>>10066095
*whips*

>>10066098
shut up whore

>>10066092

I want to FUG some uncensored Korean puss.

>>10066097
No way, he's a good guy.

>>10066084
There's a chance it would be a son, and that the child would have mental defects. Just pretend you're gay and adopt.

I just want an internet friend...

Exist 3 kinds of NTR :

NTR kind A ( consensual sex )
the girl that the protagonist love agree to make sex with other guy instead of the protagonist in the game, she is not forced, she want it, is NOT a rape .

NTR kind B ( semi-consensual sex )
the girl in the beginning of the game is really raped, but, during the gameplay this rape begin to change gradually to consensual sex, because the girl begin to like it a lot

in this kind of game ( kind "B" ) , are listed games that are used some kind of "trick" to make the girl to make sex with others guys instead of the protagonist, like hypnotism, aphrodisiac or sometimes even brainwash . All games with NTR related with this kind of "feature" are considered "kind B".

NTR kind C ( violent rape without pleasure )
the girl is raped - she resist until to the last minute, she never agree with this and she never feel pleasure during this sexual act , she feel only pain and suffer, this is just a violent RAPE really .

For me , fhc from Brazil, NTR only exist when this happens with a wife, bride or a girlfriend of the protagonist ( a girl that have a official love relationship / commitment with the protagonist of the game ) and the protagonist really love this woman very much, and this woman love the protagonist very much too, however, for some reason, she is forced to make sex with other man ( maybe bacause of a “uncontrollable sexual desire”, or maybe because of blackmail, or like the “payment” of a “high debt”, or, just a normal RAPE ) I not know, the reason will be explained in the game, but, the fact is that the girl need to love the protagonist and the protagonist need to love the girl. NTR without love, for me, is not NTR.

>>10066108
Post your email.
This is now the official /v/-hookup thread.

>>10066103
Don't be rude you bully.

However, for sure exist others different kinds of NTR, since NTR is jealousy and jealousy is a feelings, then, it can change between different persons. No one have the same feelings, no one have the same mind. Then, NTR is something of personal interpretation.

Games exactly with the kind of NTR that I like are very much rare, then, If I keep only with this kind of thing in my mind, I never will play any game. I need to try to satisfy me with the few NTR that are available, even in games that not have EXACTLY the kind of NTR that I like.
　

Then, some people have jealousy of their mother or sister, other people feel jealousy of a unrequited love, like a childhood friend that you love very much, but, she end up in love with other guy. Or maybe a friend that work in the same job. This can varies very much beetween each game. The unique TRUE fact about NTR is:

1- The protagonist see the girl making sex with other guy, and the protagonist feel sad, frustated, angry and disturbed seeing this sexual act. The protagonist fell JEALOUSY in few words, then, this is NTR.
　

Then, NTR is not related ONLY with a girlfriend or a wife, but, with any woman that exist in the game where the protagonist is aiming, but, the girl end up making sex with other guy instead of the protagonist.

dat fizzle when you will never be a girl and have a yuri gf

Other different kind of NTR that I love is the game where the protagonist love a girl and the girl love the protagonist too, but, the protagonist have the NTR fetish, then, the protagonist request for the girl to make sex with others guys just to please him. I love this kind of NTR, the girl really not wanna to do it, but, she agree with this just to make the protagonist happy. For sure the protagonist fell jealousy seeing the woman that he love making sex with other guy, but, he LIKE to feel it. This is a fetish. This is NTR.

A game 100% without NTR are so boring. Sometimes, I play pure love games without NTR, but, games with some kind of NTR are ALWAYS much more interesting than games without any NTR. The best thinhg in NTR is the "suspense" the excitement resulting from uncertainty, why happened the NTR ? Why the girl that you love betrayed you ? What will happens next ? How will become the relationship of the girl and the protagonist after the NTR ? the apprehension, the anxiety that you fell while you are playing a NTR game are UNIQUE. NTR games NEVER are boring.

1- You can imagine the woman that you love sucking the penis of other guy in the front of your eyes ?

2- You can imagine the penis of other guy being inserted in the vagina of the woman that you love, and shooting sperm inside of her ?

3- You can imagine the woman that you love screaming of pleasure and happiness while are making sex with other man in the front of your eyes ?

This is the soul of NTR.

Jealousy is the most stronger human feelings. Because of jealousy, some people kill other people, and sometime kill themselves ( suicide ) . Not exist any other human feeling that can bring up so much tragedy and sadness. For instance, Is very rare a husband commit suicide becasue his wife is dead. However, is common a husband commit suicide when he found out that his wife is betraying him. And sometimes, he kill his unfaithful wife before to commit suicide. Unfortunately, at least in Brazil, this happens a lot. This is terrible.

Then, to play with this kind of stronger feelings in a innofensive game is for sure a experience unique and awesome. Becasue of this, I like so much NTR.

WARNING: 寝取り ( NETORI) and 寝取る (NETORU)

Do not misunderstood 寝取られ with 寝取り or 寝取る. Is unbelievable the BIG number of japanese sites that misunderstood these words ( seems that several japanese people not understand their own grammar ) a example of this is the site below:

http://nekora.main.jp/comic/thumb/netorare/all/

in this site, they put all together games with NETORARE and NETORI, however, NETORARE and NETORI are OPPOSITIVE words when we talk about a GENRE of eroge. see the explanation:

寝取る is a verb and 寝取られ is the passive form of this verb. I not wanna to enter in details about japanese grammar, then, in resume:

寝取られ ( NETORARE ) = your wife/lover being stolen by someone else.

寝取り/寝取る ( NETORI/NETORU) = you stealing the wife/lover of someone else . 寝取り is just the verb stem/noun form of the dictionary form 寝取る, then, 寝取り/寝取る is the same thing.

Im the only male in my college class of 25 females. Sure I talk to them and stuff but Ive never actually made friends with any of them. Feels awkward. I would like if females actually made the effort once in their lives.

>>10066154
Why would anyone want to make the effort to be friends with someone as ugly and unlikeable as you?

Don't make friends, all my 'friends' betrayed me because I was too MLG Pro for them

>>10066157

Thats what I figured

>>10065820

Befriending a female will eventually lead to one of you having feelings for the other, it will pretty much always go that way given enough time.

This leads to one of three things

1) You two both like each other, and go down a typical relationship route, you forsake all your free time to not be alone. If thats a trade you are okay with, welcome to 'normality'

2) You have unrequited love for her, you either tell her and it gets really awkward, makes the friendship weird, or you don't tell her and become some sort of girl-otaku and this woman moves from a person, to an archetype to an ideal, in your mind she is perfect and the guaranteed rejection when you either finally move on or she finds a guy will destroy you.

3) She has unrequited love for you. You either ignore this advance from her, she, unused to rejection becomes slightly crazy turning your friendship into 'dodge the vagina' until her hormones balance and she just goes back to some fucked up state of normal. Or you use her for sex, she eventually gives up on the romantic side and resents you for only being interested in her body.

Avoid it like the plague OP