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Just wondering... who is the most useless Touhou, /jp/? I don't mean that they aren't all loveable in their own way, but... who is the most useless?

>> No.10064569
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10064569

The ghosts.

>> No.10064565
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>> No.10064585
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> this thread in ten minutes

>> No.10064588
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I won't deny it.

>> No.10064594

Reisen.

>> No.10064605

>>10064569
They are used to keep houses cool during summer, that's hella useful

>> No.10064650
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10064650

Star's power adds the least to the Three Fairies. Her ability to sense things essentially heightens the chance to prank at the right time or notice if somethings chasing them, but any amount of focus or attention should render that ability moot.

Also she doesn't formulate plans like Sunny or add helpful critique like Luna. She just lazes about and laughs. Star may be cute but she is not a very useful individual.

>> No.10064656

All of them. Seriously. I could give them each hot dickings and they could do very little about it. They're all fucking scrawny, no way they could stop me.

>> No.10064682

Flan is capable, but what does she DO? Very little.

>> No.10064729

>>10064556
I'd say Kogasa.

>> No.10064733

>>10064650
>>10064588
>>10064565
I don't know who these youkai are. Secondaries.

>> No.10064752

>>10064733
The one with the green eyes is Parsee from SA.

>> No.10064892
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Parsee isn't useless, she's just FUCKING CRAZY!!!

>> No.10064901

>>10064733
>I don't know who these youkai are

What the fuck are you doing here, then? Serious question.

>> No.10064912

>>10064733
You don't even know Parsee? Why are you in a Touhou thread?

>> No.10064920

Probably Rumia. She can create darkness but isn't immune to her own power so she often runs into trees. That's pretty useless.

>> No.10064947

Wriggle without a doubt.

>> No.10064958

Depends on what you mean by useless.

There are Touhous with useless powers and Touhous who are useless to the stories. They might overlap in some cases, so those might be the most useless Touhous.

Rumia might be the best example though. Any Touhou could take her place in the story and her power is completely useless.

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>>10064947
>>10064920
>>10064729

>> No.10064979

>>10064947
I think you mean Genji.

>> No.10066179

Reisen. Stupid useless rabbit, only good for fanservice.

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>>10066179
>implying fanservice isn't more than enough to make a character worthy.
I'm quoting the obvious.

>> No.10066192

Yeah, either Rumia or Tokiko. The only thing she ever did was get bullied.

>> No.10066195

>>10066189
Epic meme arrows, dude.

>> No.10066200

please don't abuse the quote function. You can say whatever you want to say without using it.

>>10064585
this is what the thread will be like in 10 minutes
>>10066189
fanservice is more than enough to make a character worthy

these are some examples of what you could say to send the exact same message without abusing the quote function. Please put more thought into your posts in the future.

>> No.10066220

The neet princess has never amounted to anything.

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Flan is 100% useless.
By the way, why did you use a pic of SUWAko to open the thread, OP

>> No.10066267

>>10064733
epig troll /b/rot
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>> No.10066268

>>10064556

Definitely not the one you posted. She's the mastermind behind like 5 last games.

>> No.10066272

>>10066242

She destroyed an asteroid that would wreck a large part of Gensokyo.

Sure is useless.

>> No.10066288

>>10066272
Oh yeah and if she didn't exist there would be no way to get rid of it right? sigh

>> No.10066327

>>10066272
useless because she's in the basement

sounds familiar right

>> No.10066330

>>10066288

These things hit really fast. Remilia just predicted it's going to happen. If Yukari was asleep at the time who knows what would have happened.

>> No.10066332

>>10066242
Flandre isn't useless! I ``use'' her for masturbation every day.

>> No.10066337

>>10066332
>``
god I hate this meme

>> No.10066338

>>10066327

Stop with this fanon crap.

PMiSS states that she's seen wandering around the mansion pretty often.

>> No.10066347

>>10066337
You aren't an ``EXPERT'' programmer, so it's only natural that you wouldn't understand ``EXPERT'' quotation.

>> No.10066348
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10066348

She's useless, just accept it.

>> No.10066355

>>10066347
I'm not a programmer at all I just wish if you were going to use ascii quotations you wouldn't mix and match.

>> No.10066381

>>10066268
No she isn't. Kanako is.

>> No.10066402

>>10066355
They're not ASCII quotations. 'this is an ASCII quotation', and "this too".

The autismal /prog/'s quotes are incorrect and deprecated.
Refer to: https://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/ucs/quotes.html

>> No.10066415

>>10066402
pure OWNAGE prog fagglits got told again

>> No.10066590

>>10066381

Suwako is the true string puller.

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Kisume.

She's so useless most people forget about her.

>> No.10066642

No one cares about Mamizou. NO ONE.

>> No.10066693

>>10066590
What makes you say that?

>> No.10066713

>>10066642
I don't hate her. I do like her better when she's looking like reimu though.

>> No.10066777

>>10066642

You can say the same about half of SA, UFO and TD characters.

>> No.10066799

>>10066777
What? No you can't. Maybe two characters from each game, not half/.

>> No.10066824

>>10066799

Look at UFO. Nobody gives a shit about anyone who is not Byakuren or Kogasa. And even for them it took a long time before they became popular.

>> No.10066832

>>10066799
Kisume, Yamame, Parsee, maybe Yuugi
Nazrin, Shou, Ichirin, Murasa
Kyouko, Mamizou, Tojiko
That's roughly half.

>> No.10066835

>>10066832
If you're going by that standard, then you can say the same for any Touhou game except EoSD.

>> No.10066852

>>10066835
The PC98 ones, sure.

>> No.10066870

>>10066835

Not really. The quality of characters started dropping sharply with SA.

When you look at earlier games most of the cast is popular.

>> No.10066872

>>10066832

Yuugi most certainly is unpopular. You can count her doujins on one hand.

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Spirit
Google

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>>10066872
How many fucking fingers do you have, mutant?

>> No.10066928

>>10066918
Count on your fingers in binary, of course.

>> No.10066932

>>10066928
Just noticed that 114

Nevermind.

>> No.10066935

>>10066928
Ah, so do I!

>> No.10066958

>>10066928
I thought I was the only one to do this...

>> No.10067078

>>10066824
Have you missed out on all the Nue threads?

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