/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10056419
niqqa u trippn?

My name is 自閉症児 so I'd probably be Satori.

I would shoot phallic looking bullets at my opponents that would have a near 1:1 sprite to hitbox ratio. Getting hit by one makes you pregnant, so you're too sluggish to fight back anymore and I would win by default!

My name means something like "Victorious Spirit/Mind" and I don't know what fucking kind of youkai would it be. Since it shares the same root as the name Huginn, a crow from norse mythology maybe I would be some crow tengu or shit.

It's also the same name of a writer so maybe I could also be a book/nerd youkai like Patchouli.

A rock. My mom told me it's some sort of rock. So a golem?

I have a nice, catholic first name: Michael.

You know, like the angel.

From wiki:
>Attributes: Archangel; Treading on a dragon; carrying a banner, scales, and sword

So basically I'd be Tenshi's long last twin sister.

My name means Gardener in the Lord's house so I must be Youmu or Yuuka.

I have a nice, catholic first name: Michael.

You know, like the angel.

From wiki:
>Attributes: Archangel; Treading on a dragon; carrying a banner, scales, and sword

So basically I'd be Tenshi's long lost twin sister.

>>10056434
Gensokyo can always use more crowhous, but you've got some big shoes to fill to match up to Aya and Okuu.

My name directly translates into something like "proper law residence," not that it's intended to have that meaning.

... Shikieiki's bookkeeper, I guess?

Mine means "The God who stays with us" so probably a God or a Celestial since it sounds like a guardian angel too.

Probably some kind of granary-related evilized version of Hina

>>10056456
I don't think I would be a crow though, the association is too loose.

My name means Manly, so I wouldn't be welcome in Gensokyo.

My Chinese name translates to forever, so I guess I'll be someone related to Kaguya

My name is "black" 黒, I'm the first nigger 2hu. I possess the ability of find precious metals. fanart would probably pair me up with Sanae because my nigger dick.

My name is Pedro Fuentes, to bad for me that Mexicans doesn't have meaning for his names. i'm going to stay here comiendo tacos, if u need me, just say pinata and ill be there

>>10056581
Your name means rock you dumbass

>>10056581
Pinata~

Flowers defending? I'd be some sort of plant-based golem or elemental touhou that defends the human village, I guess. Maybe I'd be in bloom all year round~ even if I hibernate all winter.

>>10056605
ORALE! I'm moving to gensokyo!, the rocks from there are waiting for me

It apparently means Hawk.

And a quick trip to wikipedia reveals:
>A hawk's diet is very predictable in that it includes a variety of smaller animals. Some of these small animals may include snakes, lizards, mice, rabbits, squirrels, and any other type of small game that is found on the ground[4]. More specifically, a Red-shouldered hawk likes to eat smaller birds like doves and bugs like grasshoppers and crickets for example[8].

>mice, rabbits, snakes, birds, bugs
>Nazrin, Tewi, Kanako, Mystia, Wriggle

Oh god help me /jp/ I don't want to eat my favourite Touhous

>>10056635
It's okay, they'll respawn.

>>10056635
>Kanako

Good luck with that one

Stephen, sounds pompous

can i get my own place in gensokyo and be an loli ojou?

my name means something to the sort of "victorious people", so maybe I'll lead a youkai army or something.

My surname means cherishing the woods, so I'd be probably some kind of forest fairy, ie forgettable midboss at best. Immortality and living in either the Bamboo Forest or the Forest of Magic sound like great prospects, though.

My name translates to Prince/Ruler of the World. I like where this is going.

My three names mean "Gift of God", "Crown", and "Pasture/Meadow".

So king of heaven? Though they don't have a king, do they? Maybe I'll just be a crazy celestial that goes around trying to make others obey him. Could be cute if I were a little girl that gets pouty when no one listens to me.

I guess I would be an angel 2hu or something.

My name means headland/cape warrior. So some kind of coastal fighter, I guess? Maybe a defensive warrior, because that's what capes are used for in battle?
No idea who I'd interact with. Neither option sounds like it'd mesh well with the mountain I so love...

Apparently my name means "gathering", so I guess I could hang out with Nazrin.

My name means "one who likes horses".

Take your bets.

My surname means hunter so it's kinda obvious

"Born of the Right", "Laughter", and a surname that says I was born by some random Joe.
So I guess I could be a normal person that became a celestial who laughs a lot,
or I'm just some slightly-stronger midboss Youkai/Fairy that is based on laughter.
...That no one would care about.

>>10056888
>...That no one would care about.

No damn idea what my first name would translate to, it is Janek, but my last name roughly translates to free hill or something along these lines, so, am stumped as of what kinda of character i would be..

>>10056899
According to my very reliable sources, filthy slav, Janek is a diminutive of Jan which pretty much means "God is gracious"

It's okay. I would just laugh it off anyway.

>>10056915
He would be a miko or something like that then.

>>10056853
You get to be a JoJo, lucky.

my name means "someone who sways people to his side" or "people's champion", depending on the translation.

I have no idea what kind of youkai I would be.

I am named after some magical warlord who built a giant robot in ancient Persia, or at least his "fortress" was this huge mountain that had metal plates all over and could move around if he willed it so I can only assume that it was a giant robot. Guess I'm going to the Youkai Mountain as one of the nameless engineer kappa, then.

I hope Kanako will be pleased to see the plans for converting her shrine into a mobile tank-fortress.

Looks like my name means "victory" like, in general. I guess I'd be Reimu then.

>>10056980
>what

>>10056469
We're oni yo

>>10056993
damnit I didn't meant to use greentext

>>10056441
Do you get stoned a lot?

My name means protector of mankind, so probably something like a powerful hermit or celestial. Or maybe a kappa.

I have two names, the first name means: "Handsome, beautiful, attractive, gentle"
The second name means: "Jaguar"
So...
Stupid Sexy Jaguar, stop being so erotic.

The internet tells me:
>Irish Name Meaning - much wanted, strong willed

Maybe i'll be a popular Touhou. Strong willed doesn't really translate into some power though. Maybe i'm actually really weak but refuse give up?

Forest... Vegetable? I don't even know. I would probably be some wild potato. Just like my life.

>>10056915
Am an Estonian, as far as i know, estonians ain't too filthy slavs.

God is gracious and Free hill... propably would be a miko/something along these line of some hill or something. Am happy with such outcome.

>>10057046
forest potato-san

>>10056993
>>10057003
Persian mythology has a lot of ridiculous parts. At least I'm not named after Simurgh, the Persian phoenix famous for directing the first Caesarean section operation on a distressed princess.

I would be a good-natured, red-headed zashiki-warashi.

As a Touhou, if I break down the legend and the inspiration for the character (my name), I would be a red-haired LITTLE GIRL who is much older and wiser than she appears, ruling the seemingly empty rooms of the house that she guards as a wise queen. The bullshit Gensokyo power would be Dominion over Common Sense. I'm thinking stage 4 or 5 boss, because I'd have a defined background, but being confined to a house isn't likely to mean the heroines will encounter me any time soon. Hell, I might even be a bonus or FIGHTAN GAEMS boss.

I would be a touhou that shoots touhou that shoot touhou...


...from her vagina.

>>10057046
Maybe you'd be one of those things...

Well, since my name basically means "Supreme" or "God", I guess I would be some sort of new stage 6 boss.

>>10057081
That wouldn't be half bad...

My first name means "God is merciful", and my surname means "a small stream"

I have no idea. Maybe hang around the streams near the Youkai mountain, spreading good will and cheer to others?
I think I'd like that.

My middle name means "protector, defender”, or "warrior”. My first name means "son of the gray haired one." Perhaps i'm the son of Rinnosuke...and I hang out with Reimu?

"One King"? Really? That's way too bold! Is there a name that means "guy who never stands out"? I'd like to change mine to that one.

mine means earthworker

i have no idea, a rabbit perhaps. i would be Kaguya's precious inaba of the earth.

>>10057121

Is that you, Tokiko?

>>10057144
Are you poor and brown

>>10057019

something about hard work and fame


yeah right. As if that exists in 2huworld.

My name's way too boring and unremarkable.

I'd either be another religious youkai/human
or a Kogasa but with a coat instead of an umbrella.

My first name means "Friend of Horses" in ancient Greek, so I'd probably be a brown-skinned centauress. But since this is Gensokyo, instead of having the lower body of a horse, I'd just have a dress with coattails shaped like horse legs and a giant futa cock. Also hoping for large, at least D-cup titties. At the same time, though, my last name is Spanish in origin, so instead of carrying Greek weapons, I'd probably be a rodelero, carrying a small metal buckler and a short stabbing sword. My danmaku would revolve around light/scout cavalry formations and maneuvers, so it would do things like curving shots, or swarms of bullets (like a stampede) coming from the sides of the screen.

People would probably pair me with Momiji because we both use swords and shields, and I'd be popular in futa doujins because of my giant penis.

>>10057193
You started to pave a glorious way for your little girl self with the giant futa cock, but then you had to ruin everything up and mutate yourself into and outrageous slut with the big titties.

>>10057205

I don't want to be the cute loli, I want to be the big tittied slut. We already have like a hundred lolis running around in this thread, someone needs to have sex with the villagers to pay for all the tea parties, and I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

>>10056419
wellll...
my first name is a title meaning "ruler"
my middle(used) name means "at the ash tree"(often taken to refer to THE ash tree, Yggdrasil)
and my last name means, roughly, "wolf of the black forest" or just "black forest"
so, probably a sealed away tyrant within a giant ash tree in a forest that manifests a spirit of a wolf person.
orrr...I could be sealed in OP. I think that one makes a lot of sense.
I actually really like this.

>>10057160
lel nope

Last name means "Of the forest"

Guess I'm a secluded wizard

My first name can mean 'exalted', 'enlightened', 'high mountain', or 'mountain of strength', apparently. My last name simply means 'white'.

So... I guess I could be Lilly White's sister or something, based on the last name? I have no idea how my first name could tie into anything.

>>10057273
Fascinating.

>>10056419

My name is derived from the welsh dragons name, So i guess i'd be a huge, red dragon

>>10056474
d-david?
What are YOU doing here?

My names origin seems to be
'Someone from a city with this name'
What a bummer

>>10057273

And apparently my middle name means 'valley'. No idea what use to get out of that.

>>10057288
So large chested that area between your breasts is a valley?

>>10057256
or, given that my last name MEANS black forest, you could be my servant?

My name means something like "iron-hearted red-haired twin", so something to do with Suika, probably.

where to get name meaning?

>>10057324

http://www.google.com/

>>10057324
babynames.com, behindthename.com

probably fucking google even

stop posting that shitty woxxy image anyway

>>10057324
Send me your first name, surname and credit card number and I will tell you.

>>10057336
This guy is totally trustworthy.
Believe me.
>>10057324
You mean don't already KNOW? Wow, what a casual.

>>10057290
Than look up the city's Etymology for further info about the roots and use those then

Supposedly my name means "Great flowing tide", so some sort of water goddess? Do I get to hang out with Nitori?

>>10057364

It means you become the go-to character for touhou watersports doujins, and the most common joke involving you revolves around weak bladders and overactive kidneys.

So my name means crown, what touhou could I be?

>>10057344
>casual
We take it easy here, I don't see how that is a bsd thing.

>mfw I just realized Pedro is Spanish for Peter

>>10057380
Please don't use facebook memes

>>10057367
Well I guess I get it better off compared to some other Touhous.

>>10057391
That's not a meme, I took that screenshot myself.

Basically boils down to "Odin's Spear" AKA Gungnir

...fuck, I'm literally Remilia's tool

> "Kyuuhou" means "urgent report or message"
ayayaya I guess I would be hanging out with the tengus at Bunbunmaru

i would be the most westernized touhou. maybe i would have a ten gallon hat and a sports car

>>10057058
I thought it sounded slavic, sorry.

>>10057437
Being handled by Remilia isn't bad

>>10057437
Your name is Gungnir?!

>>10057503
Naw, but all the gobbeldygook basically translates to "Spear of the North Gods"

>>10058067
If it's Gun or Gunnar it means battle...

My name means backpack, so I'd be a snail loli.

>>10058067
your name is OSCAR!
I have a friend named so

>>10057273
Aaron?

Big/tall devoted friend.

How depressing. I'm a Roald Dahl character.

Name means righteous or fair, so maybe Shiki's underling

daitengu probably

My name means "who is like God," so Suwako. Alternatively, any of the other gods.

My name means friend of the prophet....I got no idea which touhou I would be

It means "belonging to God" or something so I guess I'd be the next Christian touhou. I hope I get a cool hat.

>>10058929
One of the Ten Desires bosses.

>>10056749

Your name is Eric and so is mine. High five, brutha.

Mine means "given by God" or something. No idea.

My name can mean "strange" or "home ruler" so I don't really know, any suggestions?

all these jesus names
mine means 'city boy'

Name translates to, 'rock'. Surname has an old English translation as, 'sparrowhawk'.

Unsure what that would make me...

>>10059293

Some kind of housecarl of an estate, like Sakuya but without the maid responsibilities?

With a bit of a stretch and blending two different languages, my name translates to "Light in the Castle Village". Sounds chuuni as fuck, but you've gotta take what you have. I'd be happy to have anything to do with the SDM, however.

According to google my name means "Square jewel. That's kinda lame. What kind of creature would a square jewel be?

My name is very loosely something like "king of champions," a rather pretentious sounding thing.

I imagine I'd be the boss of a Phantasmagoria game.

Name means something like "Divine increase" Weird as hell if you ask me.
I don't know about the race, but i would probably be a miko or something. And my second name literally means "Man". Go figure

>>10059321
A mafia henchmen who's fallen into Gensokyo via an strange vortex!
Probably.

"God is merciful". I have no idea what Touhou character I could be.

Willow, a place where willows grow, or sheltered.

Perhaps associated with Yuuka, or some kind of building Yokai?

Willow is a much nicer sounding name than my real name.

my name means gatekeeper, so i guess Yoshika.

A king that makes black holes.

Neat.

"God will increase" and the "God is salvation".

Byakuren or Kanako.

Supplanter, and last name is from a specific hilltop.

I'm replacing someone from MoF?

>2012
>thinking yuuka is a canon character

>>10059865
That's an interesting name.

"Wagon driver"+"People's ruler"
You've gotta be shitting me.

Something along the lines of brave, virtuous, strong, noble. I would be royalty, basically.

>>10059978
To add to this; my middle name refer to a supplanter or an upheaval of some sort. So I would be a well recieved king and attain my position by disposing a tyrant. Maybe I would have removed >>10057250 and took his kingdom for my own..