/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Are you fat?

It's been a while since I actually got hard reading a 4chan post.

I really want to smell some used panties now.

>>10054629

No, I'm not fat at all. I am underweight.

how is your anal hygiene? are you a fastidious wiper?

>>10054636

ok

>>10054649
dude thats prety gay

I
I don't even know. This is my dream come true and its right in front of me and I have no idea what to say. I want to marry you OP.
I'm completely honest, you are the woman of my dreams.

>>10054638

My anal hygiene is very good. My bowel movements are regular and I don't have a history of constipation. I wipe with wet wipes since paper wipes don't clean as thoroughly.

If you're interested in the increased odors that come from poor anal hygiene though then I'm willing to wipe poorly for a week or two at an increased price.

I actually smelled used panties the other day and the smell was so intense that I felt my brain burning. It was amazing.

It wasn't a disgusting smell, but it was pretty lewd.
I'm willing to give you 60 USD. I don't even care if you are pretending to be a man because I love the smell of cock too.

And how do we know ur not some 400 lb hambeast, or u don't sent some random other person's pantsu?

>>10054670

she said she wasn't fat

OP if you can, please send me email.

>>10054677

Yeah, that settles it, because females don't lie impulsively or anything.

>>10054657
Also here is my email. I'm serious about buying it.

This is my mail for real I swear. I got it before it became a meme.

why are girls so lucky? they can make a living from just sitting in their own filth and selling their smelly pantsu to weirdos

>>10054717
I haven't been emailed so this is probably fake, sadly.
Maybe when I get back at the end of the day and check my email, I'll have something in my inbox.

>>10054717
There's actually a whole internet "subculture" of girls who do this. Some make a living out of it.

Of course, it's usually a scam. They just put vinegar on it or whatever. Which I think is cruel because you're already leeching off lonely nerds, you might as well give them what they want.

This is just some guy selling off panties he bought two weeks ago and drenched in odours.

I'm kind of hoping he gets rich of it too. I can appreciate a good joke when I see one.

Does the smell still retain its potency even after being mailed?

>>10054735

We should have a holocaust but for real this time and with women instead of Jews.

>>10054742
Does it really matter? I don't care as long as the mental image of the person is hot.

>>10054717
To be honest I'm willing to buy panties used by /jp/boys. A little cum stain would be ideal.
I'm serious.

If /jp/ is full of starving neets how come that not a single one will sell me his used panties?

Can't believed I fell for it, even for a second. Something beyond too good to be true is obviously fake.

>>10054775

They're too shy

>>10054756
Oh wow...

Just go make some yourself.

>>10054797
Make some what, mental images?

Are you implying anyone on /jp/ has a good imagination?

>>10054785
But why?

I would never criticize them. I'm looking for old never washed cum stained panties. I would even be a regular buyer.

>Autistic men use their government money to buy used underwear from fat girls and autistic men who wear panties.

TAX DOLLARS HARD AT WORK

>>10054775
would you buy cum stained boxer briefs?

>>10054817
>dollars
speaking of fat people....

>>10054814
Yes. But only if you are a /jp/ regular.

>>10054837
Sorry, I meant shekels.

>>10054808
Do people even cum on their panties? Don't they take them off while masturbating? I know I do.

Are you willing to sell me your virginity?

I'd pay a few thousand dollars for that pleasure. I'd need to bath you first though.

Vagina doesn't smell very nice.

>>10054625
>I have not washed it in well over a month
Could a woman even do that and not die?

Show me timestamp and I'll buy a bunch.

>>10054855
So take a bath.

>>10054852
Are you male seeking male, male seeking female or female seeking male?

>>10054881
Male seeking female.

Male virginity is worthless.

never lunch browsing /jp/

>>10054861
Apparently yes.

>>10054883
Female virginity is almost impossible to find (legally)
Hell, most females lose their virginity by the age of 15 these days.

>>10054894

most girls are pregnant by 15 these days

in my third world country shithole

>>10054895
I live in the first world and the same could be also said, and is.

>>10054894

I don't know what to believe about all this stuff considering I get my information from /jp/.
Do you have any evidence?

>>10054895
You live in England too?!

>>10054894
That's why it's worth so much.

>>10054899
Actually, yes.

>>10054898
He's exaggerating a little, but you might be interested in this:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/thf_media/2003/pdf/Bookofcharts.pdf

A series of happy charts created to make you hate sex, women, or both.

>>10054907
IKTF

>tfw 24yo virgin

>>10054804
Make some smelly panties yourself. Slap a dead fish on it, maybe some vinegar. And I wouldn't know anything about /jp/, I came here because this thread was linked somewhere else and I had to see it to believe it.

>>10054907

men can't be virgins

>>10054907
I'm a 24yo virgin too, cheer up.

>>10054909
Don't worry, we're not normally like this.

Not that we're not alone and mostly virgins, but this /r9k/ real women thing is fairly uncommon. Usually we're talking about our own genitals, not somebody else's.

>>10054916
Nothing to be cheery about..

>>10054919
Shh! Don't let him in on the secret.

>>10054923

your gay d00d

I had sex with a women I loved in a long-term relationship. Then she cheated on me and oh god I wish I was a virgin again.

>>10054923
What, with all of them?

>>10054926
I'll show you my gay!

*grabs dick*

>>10054928
shhhh... you'll wake up dickwhipper-kun.

>>10054921
Are we on /r9k/? Are we on /cgl/?

Why are you looking down at male virginity?

>>10054927
All of them. All of the an women.

I was born a virgin, and i intend to die as one!
The only one who hate vigrinity are people who had sex and have got buyer's remorse!
Sex-possessed faggots should just go crawl into a hole and die!

>>10054932
There's usually a reason why men remain virgins.
To lose your virginity as a male, you have to have something women want, like money or good looks.
A woman has to do nothing, just be born with a vagina.

>>10054937
R.I.P. Human race

>>10054939
Yeah, you don't see many women born without vaginas nowadays do you?

>>10054942

>and nothing of value was lost... the universe keep revolving around itself, supernovas implode, new planets are formed and a new kinf of life may just occur.

>>10054932
Agreed. I thought that we had converted to the pure 2D lifestyle--away with these depraved, consumerist scumbags!

However, I'm not going to criticise anyone else's tastes, I suppose--but I am fully satisfied with my waifu Chihaya. Why would I betray her for a 3DPD?

>inb4 'projecting'
>inb4 'Chihaya a shit'

>>10054939
We transcend those social norms in here. In this place we don't abide by those rules.

Here male virgins can have a place where they are welcomed and accepted.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>10054947
Why won't she quit?

http://youtu.be/fl3vg-JCYRM
>/jp/

>>10054939
There's usually a reason why someone browses 4chan, especially /jp/. To escape from your addiction to it, you must have a job and social skills.

Naff off, wanker!

>>10054939

I used to believe this too, but it's bullshit.

I'm not going to deny it's easier to get someone to have sex with you if you're female. But trust me, you don't need good looks or money to have sex.

You know what the only thing you need is? Persistence, and an active social life. Don't matter if you're a fatass ugly motherfucker, there's tons of girls of equal or less caliber ready to fuck you if you can just meet them.

You have zero chance of fucking a girl if you do nothing but stay inside and have practically no real contact with the outside world.

>>10054950
Are you quoting god

so gross wtf

>>10054961
A man can only have sex with a woman who is a grade below himself, he can never have sex with a woman the same grade or higher without money.

>>10054960
>ANGRY CHIHAYA.jpg
She looks embarrassed not angry, you fucking aspie.

>>10054962

always anon, always.

Trap panties.
I want some.

nobody wants ur stanky ass panties

ew

this is why women are...

>>10054960
I don't know if you're new here or what, but most people here don't have a job or social skills, most virgins don't.

>>10054961
So what you're saying is, I need to have a job? Why do I need a job just to have sex with women? Money.
A woman doesn't need to have a job or money to have sex, why should it be different for moein?!

>>10054961
This. I had an active social life while I was at university. At parties and stuff girls would come onto me. Sometimes it was cute at first and I could deal with kissing, but the moment it got more serious and lewd I would freak out and realize I didn't actually want to have sex with them.
I'm not a good-looking guy by anyone's measure, I just hung out with people and it organically happened.

Dropping out and becoming a NEET was a lot easier after that.

>>10054981
Because men are UGLY

True story

I have these for sale if anyone is interested?

>>10054981

It's not about money, it's about meeting so many people that some of them will accept to fuck you, maybe out of pity, maybe because she's into fat guys.

>>10054980 woman are what

>>10054971
>>10054981


But I've seen that rule broken so many times before. I've seen really cute girls fuck these really ugly fat broke guys who they didn't even actually like.

Why? Because those guys just actually started talking to them, and they went along with it, while no one else bothered even trying because they're too much of a pussy to do so, or they're not interested.

If you had a social life in highschool, and participated in it, you could've lost your virginity no matter what you looked like.

>>10054989
No woman is into fat guy, unless she's a disgusting landwhale.

>>10054985
All 3d is ugly.

>>10054992
The worst.

NOBODY WANTS YA PANTIES

>>10054998
Nice OPINION brah I also like to hold OPINIONS I have very many OPINIONS about OPINIONS.

>>10054981
Sometimes women have sex for gratification.

>>10054983
>>10054993
That's some bullshit right there.

>>10054993
Did everyone have that one friend in high school who was ugly but somehow got all the cute girls?

Fuck, I hated that guy.

>>10055001
What's gratifying about having sex with an old fat bloke?

>>10055002
really?

>>10055002
I like onions too, but I don't like cutting them.

We /r9k/ now.

>that feel when you will never put you are penis in a bergina ;____;

>>10055004 i was that guy

>>10055005
Well I think the underlying principle behind it is the same as women having sex with dogs, horses and black men. They like to degrade themselves in the eyes of others.

>>10055010
Order a hooker, knocked her unconscious and then penetrate her.

>>10055004

That's what I'm talking about, that guy, everyone knew that guy if they went to school.

Yeah, he was always a piece a shit without any internal redeeming qualities too.

>>10055012
You're admitting you're ugly?

>>10055016
I hope you didn't pay for that.

tits with timestamp or gtfo

>>10055018
Yeah, because women totally don't like arseholes or anything.

>>10054997
chubby chasers exist in both genders.

>>10055022
Those guys make them wet.

>>10055020
Nope, I knocked her unconscious so I didn't have to pay her.
I left before she woke up.
I also left her a note in which I explained she had a loose minge and I wouldn't have paid even if I had the money. She be past her expiry date, dog.

>>10054986
Can you prove with a timestamp that you're a /jp/er? I want to buy them.

>>10055027
>Popular attractive girls from high school
>Ending up as a fat fujioshi on 4chan
Yeah, seems legit lol

>>10055027

I know it's just one crazy bitch on /cgl/ and her twisted views shouldn't contribute to skewing my view of all females. I know it's just one crazy bitch on /cgl/ and her twisted views shouldn't contribute to skewing my view of all females. I know it's just one crazy bitch on /cgl/ and her twisted views shouldn't contribute to skewing my view of all females. I know it's just one crazy bitch on /cgl/ and her twisted views shouldn't contribute to skewing my view of all females. I know it's just one crazy bitch on /cgl/ and her twisted views shouldn't contribute to skewing my view of all females. I know it's just one crazy bitch on /cgl/ and her twisted views shouldn't contribute to skewing my view of all females. I know it's just one crazy bitch on /cgl/ and her twisted views shouldn't contribute to skewing my view of all females. I know it's just one crazy bitch on /cgl/ and her twisted views shouldn't contribute to skewing my view of all females. I know it's just one crazy bitch on /cgl/ and her twisted views shouldn't contribute to skewing my view of all females. vI know it's just one crazy bitch on /cgl/ and her twisted views shouldn't contribute to skewing my view of all females. I know it's just one crazy bitch on /cgl/ and her twisted views shouldn't contribute to skewing my view of all females.

>>10055028
You make me proud, son.

>>10055034
>implying /cgl/ watches anime
Cosplay is all for attention.

>>10054976
Can you not understand irony?

>>10055040
Yes.

>>10055016

Why exactly do you need to knock the hooker out before penetrating her? Her job is to fuck, knocking her out isn't really required.

>>10054967
I'd say she's both--angry that she agreed to give me a hot footjob, and embarrassed because it's her first time. Oh man, just typing this is turning me on so much!

By the way, I'm not much for NEET panties, but NEET socks or NEET shoes (especially high heels) would be a completely different story!

THIS THREAD IS DISGUSTING. PERVS! This is so wrong. Degrading to woman.

>>10055039
That's true also.
The only reason they cosplay is because they get no attention from normal guys, so they turn to turbonnerd losers.

Create a thread on /cgl/, I'm sure many sluts there would willingly sell their dirty panties for some cash.

I have a tiny penis and I've passed up opportunities to have sex because I don't want anyone else to see it. I have some genuine pride in remaining pure but I think it's mostly a justification for something that can't be helped.

It's quite surprising that this post got in 2 hours about 140 answers.
I thought /jp/'s activity was slower than this?

>>10055053
Why would I want panties from non-virgins?

>>10055051
I'll choke the life out of you with my dick you fat slag. Shut the fuck up.

>>10055004
>>10055018
That guy was a main character in a harem anime. Have you not realised that by now?

>>10055012
Sup Tenchi.

>>10055057
Why you need a virgin?

>>10055064
Because I'm a virgin too.

>>10055062
Such high quality posts attract cross boarders.

>>10055055
Because I'd have to pay her, I aint paying her, dog.

>>10055064
They're afraid that the panties they get will be the panties she's worn after having some dude cum inside her and letting the cum slowly seep into her panties throughout the day.

>>10055069

So, when you're done fucking her, you throw her unconscious body on the street?

Won't she know where you live and come back looking for her money? What if she charges you with rape?

>>10055056
It can't be that small.
I've known guys that literally had 2 inch penises and had sex.

you are a bunch of guys who cant get laid. thats why you need dirty panties.

>>10055053

>>>/cgl/6413249

>>10055079
It's not the sex you need to worry about, it's the girls laughing behind your back about it.

Hey, if you have a freakishly small penis, some sluts may have sex with you just to see it.

>>10055068
Don't be surprised that there are cross boarders on /jp/. I find it reasonable that people can't be just on a single board if the activity is very slow and you have to wait hours for replies. (the exception being the last two days)

>>10055078
Nah dog, I order her to a hotel room, then leave before she wakes up. I aint no monster, I'm not going to beat her to death just to have sex with her, I have some emotion.
Besides, who would take a prostitute accusing someone of rape seriously?

>>10055093
Good plan, I may try this.

So, generally they will wait for payment until after you've fucked? Which method is best for knocking them out? Do you give them a drink with some sleeping pills or something?

>>10055083
It's not the men that are looking for panties, fat skank.

>>10055099 fat skank? im skinny and nowhere a skank. :) whatever!

>>10055084
>>>/cgl/6413168 you mean

>>10055098
When she knocks on the door, you invite her in and then knock her out with a vase of some other equally heavy blunt object,
You then close the door and have your way with her. You may need to smack her a few more times, but don't get too carried away or she won't wake up at all, then you'll be wanted for murder.

>>10055106
Shouldn't you be watching Sex in the City and and feeding your 30+ cats?

I used to live with a girl and her parents. I was obsessed with the girl but she was a pretend lesbian and would have nothing to do with me, even though her parents wanted me to marry her. Her mom even came down to the basement where we both stayed at one point while I was sleeping, drunk, and started talking to me (while I was sleeping, so only the girl heard) about how she was ready for grandchildren.

I never got with her, but I did steal a few pairs of panties.

She knew, but she let me do it anyway because I guess it was cute that I was so pathetically obsessed or something.

At one point she got really into an anime character, and traded me a pair of her used panties for a poster of her I had.

>>10055106
ok, i totally asked

>>10055115 i dont like cats nor do i like sex and the city. you men and your stereotypes

>>10055122
>you men
Woah there Love, no need to bring your feminist rubbish into this.
That time of the month is it?
Please close the window, your neighbours can probably smell your minge.

>>10055122
So what do you like? :)

/jp/ really has turned to shit.

>>10055027
This is pretty much true. I met a girl who goes to /cgl/ and she is a right bitch. Her boyfriend is an asshole too.

>>10055138
Surprise surprise.
She's probably just better because she was born fat and ugly

>>10055129
i like pushing peoples buttons for fun on 4chan.

>>10055135

It's only been the past few hours really, it's not normally like this.

Go back to /cgl/ anyway.

>>10055146
Any other interests?

>>10055146
Are you a le epic troll?

>>10055145
its funny how you think im fat and ugly just because i have an opionon.

>>10055079
They deal well with it, I don't. I both hate and respect people who can handle embarrassment and take it in their stride. If someone so much as mentioned it, I would feel bad about it for the rest of my life. And if they didn't, I would feel like they're trying to be polite.

>>10055090
This. Someone linked to a documentary about a guy who has a small penis and he told an anecdote about how he was fooling around with a girl in university. She grabbed his penis and was weirded out so she stopped. A few days later he saw her with her friends in the cafeteria. She did a "small penis" gesture at him and all her friends laughed. That sort of bullying would destroy me.

>>10055152
yup

>>10055151
I guess not.

>>10055151 lol yes. video games, science, and cheerleading

>>10055162

>>10055155
I think you're a fat whore because you're arguing on the internet about not being a fat whore.

There was a laundry area in the basement of the building i lived in a couple of years ago and I used to sit in it and read whilst waiting for my washing to be done. The real reason i'd wait there was actually to scope out the machines to see which ones were finished so i could steal panties and eventually other clothes from them. In the end i had a dozen or so panties but after a while i got rid of all of them, what was originally excitement festered into disgust for every pair that i had stolen without knowing what the girl had looked like, I think this is why all successful pantie sellers will include a picture.

>>10055138
This is why I don't trust girls, when I was younger those assholes would bully me and all the girls would laugh and think he was the hottest shit ever.

This is why I hate women.

>>10055169
> video games, science, and cheerleading
lel

>>10054961
i agree with this, persistence (willpower) beats both looks and money

>>10055173
im very honest person if you couldnt tell. i weigh 115 fyi. im only fighting it because i need to defend myself. i think YOU are fat because u r insecure about ur own weight.

>>10055179
least intelligent comment? how so?

>>10055180
Good joke

>>10055190
Sorry, I take it back. I'm going to award it to >>10055183 instead.

Is there a market for mens underwear?

>>10055196
I don't know about markets, in the 1st world we call them "stores" or "shops"

>>10055194
this is my first time on 4chan. its so easy to just piss people off...my friend introduced this to me and she "trolls" so i tried it

>>10055206
Oh, let me know when you start pissing people off.

>>10055205

I'm guessing English isn't your first language.

Market can also be a synonym for the "demand" part of the term; "Supply and Demand".

>>10055215
well i certainly annoyed people. i got called many names.

>>10055175
I'm more interested in clean / lightly-worn panties, and I'd rather have panties of someone I've been stalking or am acquainted with.

>>10055222
It's called banter mate.
You shouldn't take everything so seriously.

>>>/cgl/6413168

They're bullying us.

>>10055235
i didnt take it seriously, made me laugh actually. well trying to troll is not my thing so im done. bye.

>>10055248
I wouldn't imagine many things are "your thing"

>>10055243
We should declare touhou jihad! First /cgl/, then reclaim the fumo from /toy/.

>>10055262
How so?

>>10055252
haha, funny. but you are wrong.

Reminder that 4chan is an 18+ website and if you buy panties from someone here, chances are they're 18 or older.

>>10055035
Sorry, my mind is gone. I already love pretty boys. It is impossible for me to ever have an emotional relationship with a female.

Normalfags piss me off

>>10055268
Not true. I lurked since I was 16.

>>10055268
Now I are confused. I'm sure you meant well with your post but...

>>10055266
just because im not good with trolling doesnt mean im bad at a lot of things. its my first day on 4chan and got bored.

Reported. /jp/ is not your personal Craig's list, and is against the rules to advertise here; just letting you know OP.

Too shitty /jp/, just too shitty.

>>10055277
Okay, so what are you good at, besides feigning autism.

Does anyone want to buy my used shimapan and little girl panties? They're not too clean so you'll get the 'real loli' feel. respond to the email in field. And don't worry it's a spam email.

>>10055274
Basically, would you really want panties from an old hag?

>>10055289
Telling you what im good at will just backfire and turn into a joke, but in case you are honestly curious Im good with coping with stress, im good with school especially science, im good at art, and im good at being there for people.