/jp/ - Otaku Culture

that's pretty pathetic.
but if anyone wants to be my godess please respond

I wish I had a cute stalker that would love me no matter what, I don't care about the gender of the /jp/sie stalker.

But I suppose I can't have such luxuries since I'm male.

>tfw want a qt 3.14 /jp/sie stalker but dont want to attention whore

Sorry OP. My fanclub is currently full. But I'll be sure to notify you when and if seat becomes available.

Anyone?

I'd like a /jp/ girl and I know I'd never get along with a normal person considering my history but I still doubt it'll happen.

Please try your best, Anonymous even though our quests are futile.

I knew a guy once who got duped by a girl that pulled the "I'm a total nerd too!" thing.

Anyway guys tend to handle being stalked much better than girls but if you're adamantly against sucking cock then I guess I can't do anything but wish you luck OP.

I'm going to bed and when I wake up you better have found someone. You can do this OP.

>>10053333
>"I'm a total nerd too!"
Why do people fall for this shit? Jesus tittyfucking christ five minutes of conversation is more than enough to see what he/she is really made of.

No stalking, a girl needs her privacy. Good luck in finding someone though!

>>10053333
This, I would gladly accept you as a stalker OP. Although, you would have to like other /jp/sie males too.

>>10053363

I would do it just to protect you, you would never know I'm following your activities.

Stalking is the purest form of love.

Sure.

>>10053372

As long as they are not your bf, It's ok!

>>10053377
I love how that gif leaves the other shit out.

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

>>10053393
are you 18-19 years old?

I dream about making this thread every night. OP you and I would get along very well. Is a cute trap okay? I might be able to help..

>>10053393

How smelly is your pussy

>>10053377
I feel uncomfortable for some reason.

>>10053407

I'm not really sure, if your heart is completely that of a girl it could work. Give email.

>>10053410

It should be the opposite, you would never be alone! How can you not feel comfortable with that?

Please give me a chance ;_;

>>>/soc/

you gave up, second milk stalker? I was about to go to sleep right now after spamming more shit in her tublr inbox too.
Are you the guy that starts the threads?

Not that I mind having less fellow milkstalkers, but you shouldn't sell yourself short dude. Not like its hard to be a superior male specimen to that mush guy anyways.
You need to work on your selfesteem first. I for one wouldn't stalk a girl that I'd consider to be how people say ``in my league''. Since milk is a loser who went to school for cooking (lol), and probably has a few mental issues, she's perfect to look down on.

I don't know what else to say I'm pretty tired, em, are you going to keep making threads or will I take over?

>>10053446
>You need to work on your selfesteem first. I for one wouldn't stalk a girl that I'd consider to be how people say ``in my league''. Since milk is a loser who went to school for cooking (lol), and probably has a few mental issues, she's perfect to look down on.
What the fuck?

/jp/ - blogshit

>>10053452
was there a wrong?

>>10053458
You're insane as a peanut.

>>10053440
There are times when I like to be left alone, silly. Peace of mind and all that.

>>10053446

No, I don't make threads about her. I know she didn't like it so I didn't want to do anything that upsets her.

And please don't talk like that about her ;_;

>>10053460
yeah guy im the wackjob. Thats what my internet buddies keep telling me all the time so I might as well believe it.
Are you an autist? Remember, all of /jp/ is clearly.

>>10053433
I'll try my best, okay?

>>10053464
One can stalk in moderation.

>>10053466
She doesn't know what she wants. Milk is a girl seeking validation, you can give her an abuse and she wont leave or stuff. Just look at her doings; cosplay, answering all on tumblr, being in every thread about her..

doesnt matter if its negative of positive all attention she loves.

If I was a cute girl I'd gladly have you, OP.

>>10053470

I'll send you an e-mail in a few minutes. Thank you!

>>10053464

Well, all I want from the girl I love is for her to be happy, if you want to be alone I would leave and wait patiently until you want to talk again.

When I use a tripcode it's because I am desperate for attention. Seeing myself validated in such a way makes me really happy

Go stalk that tsundere old hag Accela.

She's desperate.

>>10053464
My mom told me something like this today. She once had a Jewish boyfriend, and the reason they broke it off? He was calling her too often, visiting too often, and trying to be a bigger part of her life.
Of course my whore mother would rather have an abusive douchebag of a boyfriend, so she broke it off with the friendly Jewish gentleman. To think, I could have slowly entered the Hebrew life and learned the secrets of the kabbalah.... fuck you mom...

>>10053499

But older girls are the best, Anonymous...

>>10053496
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/10037996/#10040136
anon milk posts are fantastic

>>10053480
Good, everyone is their own person, as they should be.

>>10053501
Male or female, clingy people are fucking cancer.

>>10053508
this is its own person too
*whips out dick*
>>10053512
cling to this
*whips out dick*

>>10053507

You quoted my Anon post, sorry to ruin this for you, Anonymous.

>>10053508
You must be not able to understand what love is. Don't you wish to fully understand the depths of a another person? Do you ever become frightened that never will know someone else intimately enough to the point where you can really feel their self?
Why are people so scared to come close?
Even with a friendship you should be able to bare all and really say what is instantly on your mind without filtering, that honesty type is what should be done of a good friends or lover.

>>10053522
Ruin this
*whips out dick*

>>10053524
understand the depths of this
*whips out dick*

>>10053517
>>10053526

comedy gold LEL

>>10053517
Oh look, this babby cannot into forming coherent sentences so he bases his whole internet personality around regurgitating tired old catchphrases.

>>10053517
Oh, you...

>>10053531
How is babby formed :-D

>>10053508
Of course. In what, however, does a girl need her privacy any more so than a man?

>>10053531

>>10053531
Leave him alone, that one is a classic and is funny. You're like those people who cannot understand the rabbit/duck season joke.
COMEDY
GOLD
L
E
L

>>10053517
>>10053526
>>10053529

>>10053533
That's what they all say when I do this
*whips out dick*

>>10053284
>>10053292
>>10053320
u can be my qyut stalker
mrkvede@live.com
email ^^^^^^^^^^^ me pictures of ur dick

>>10053547
missed me

>>10053499
How old is Accela?

>>10053554

>>10053549
sent

>>10053542
A woman is made up of lies, I think, it is the point of the guy to see past the girl? That is why autisms have problems with girls, they take things too literal.

>>10053558
28

>>10053558
24

Well into hag territory.

>>10053549

I don't think you will like it, it's kinda small compared to the ones I see you like in other threads.

I've barely been working at my job for two weeks and two of my co-workers are already dating, stuff like that really pisses me off.

Why are they allowed to be happy, to engage in a relationship and to be so carefree and jovial about it; not be terrified of connecting with another human being. I wish they were dead. They don't know how hard even turning up for a shift is for me.

Maybe I'm being too critical, as long as some people are happy it's probably okay if I'm never going to be.

>>10053558
I liked her better when she was called florida anon, and she must be in her late 20's. The second you visit and say you're from /jp/ she'd probably fuck you, that's how desperate she is.

I don't know if anyone can find the thread here, but she was actually asking for someone to go to her house too.

>>10053573
>co-workers dating

Pity them.

>>10053566

I've had one-sided internet flings with older, that's not terrible.

>>10053573
>Why are they allowed to be happy
Are you serious? You can't think like that. Most people get it when they're kids.

>>10053574

Sounds promising, do you know any of her social media sites?

>>10053578
give this a one-sided fling
*whips out dick*

>>10053574
Wait, that was her? I remember pooping all over that thread.

>>10053584
how's this for promising
*whips out dick*

>>10053574
I don't know why she's even called Accela, she's been spamming and shitposting since long before that show even aired.

She probably looks like that girl sitting in her chair from the image with the nigger in the mirror.

>>10053573
I kind of know how this feels. A girl in my night class today kept flipping her hair and edging her chair close to me, touching my hand when passing papers, greeting me and telling me remarks about the class, etc. typical stuff from interested girls.

I'm just trying to concentrate on making my handwriting as great as possible. I love taking notes, but to increase my handwriting ability. i find it that edging the notebook at an angle and writing tall but slender letters makes a high difference.
As i complete my page, i lean back to admire my work of art. Then I stare at her page. It was like a child's writing. Large, bubly, disgusting letters. A sentence took two and a half lines for her, which surprised me, since she stayed within the lines at all.
Instantly disgusted, I won't humor her again these coming days and ignore simply her greetings. What a subhuman.

>>10053542
Wouldn't you like to know.

>>10053592
remember this?
*whips out dick*

>>10053599
I remember it like it was 2 minutes ago.

>>10053599
That's enough buddy
*whips it out, blox ur dick*

>>10053596
sit on this
*whips out dick*

>>10053598

I would like to know everything about, please give me a chance ;_;

>>10053597
edge this
*whips out dick*

>>10053598
wouldn't you like to know this?
*whips out dick*

>>10053614
*whips out dick*

>>10053608
give this a chance
*whips out dick*

>>10053616
*sucks your dick to completion*

Back up, nerds.

>>10053524
Well, I can't say if I understand love exactly. I do know that having a deep mutual understanding and trust of the other person is a part of it though. Intimacy comes with time.

>>10053626
*gobbles down your dick like a popsicle*

>>10053598
It piques the curiosity, but logically one can deduce that there's no extra privacy requirements bequethed upon the owner of a uterus. Is everybody not entitled to their privacy, and not just a girl?

When did it change from *grabs dick* to *whips out dick*?

Is this another epic accela shitposting meme?

>>10053604
I am glad it was a memorable experience (in a good way)

*grows several dicks*

*fills your every orifice with a dick*

>>10053608
No.

>>10053634
yo get with the times
-largemike

>>10053631
how does this pique your curiosity?

>>10053644
How could you forget?

>>10053643
thanks
-don

>>10053641

Why not? I'm the most loyal and cute friend you could ever have.

>>10053564
>>10053574
Any pics?

>>10053634
I stole it from that image he used to post
I can't even make up my own gimmick
how much of a loser do you have to be to fail at shitposting?

>>10053653
This is not me.
That is slander, please stop!

>>10053657
slander this
*whips out dick*

>>10053631
You are correct!

>>10053658
you want a war? I'll give you a war
*whips out dick*

okay, good night for real since op probably went gone too.

>>10053651
how's this for a loyal cute friend
*whips out dick*

>>10053652
Here's one.

*grabs dick*

>>10053662
say good night to this
*whips out dick*

>>10053665

>>10053662

No, I'm still here.

>>10053659

Please, I just want friends...

>>10053672
so is this
*whips out dick*
want to be friends with this?
*whips out dick*

>>10053659
Is trust a requirement of love, or a symptom?

>>10053651
Secrets are secrets. Don't you remember what I said about being left alone? If I want to tell you, I'll tell you, but not before that.

>>10053647
could you forget this?
*whips out dick*

>>10053677
require this
*whips out dick*

>>10053679
I'll give you a secret
*whips out dick*

I'm sort of glad I'm not noteworthy or cute enough to be stalked (；´∀｀)

>>10053690
Fuck that, I'm gonna start stalking you anyway.

>>10053677
I would say it's a requirement.

>>10053690
No you're not... I know how this game works. That's some first-rate reverse psychology right there.
Challenge accepted.

Why OP? Since you're so interested in girls it tells me that you're just a normal. All 3D girls are the same, disgusting sluts. You won't find one who will appreciate your devotion. You can spend all the time you want showing a girl attention and doing your best to fulfill her needs but if you're not cute and popular with a huge dick you'll eventually be discarded as she moves on to bigger and better things.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you're just young. When you get older you'll come to learn the truth about females. They are truly wretched creatures, especially the attractive ones.

I devote a lot of my time to making sure girls get what they deserve online. Anytime I'm given the opportunity I make sure to insult them and generally just make them feel uncomfortable and ruin their fun and attention whoring antics.

Have you made a girl cry today /jp/?

>>10053698
would you say this is a requirement ?
*whips out dick*

>>10053701
this'll make you cry
*whips out dick*

>>10053701
lel, are you turkish? i used to do that all the time with a few people i met online.

>>10053679

Well to be honest I can't really know anything about you that doesn't come from your mouth and the things you want others to know. So I can't be a true stalker because I don't live with you, or in your city.

You wouldn't have to worry about that, and as I said before, I wouldn't do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable, I just want be your friend, can you not give me a chance jut for that? Just a pure and honest friendship.

And Saya no uta is my favorite VN too, what a coincidence! Don't you think?

>>10053708
meet this
*whips out dick*
>>10053709
This will come in your mouth
*whips out dick*

>>10053708
I'm not Turkish. I appreciate your contribution. It's a shame that girls are really starting to take over online though. It's a lot harder to put them in their place nowadays since so many are put in positions of power (admins, mods, etc) simply because they make it known that they have a vagina.

>>10053690
Are you really female? I find that hard to believe.

>>10053698
If trust is the requirement of love, then what is the requirement of trust?

>>10053731
appreciate this
*whips out dick*
>>10053734
believe this
*whips out dick*

>>10053736
trust this
*whips out dick*

>>10053701

I'm semi-normal now. I was into the 3DPD stuff but I just got over it. Girls are very cute and interesting but I can only talk to them online.

>>10053709
We can be acquaintances then, just say hello when you see me around.

I'm glad you enjoyed that VN too. If you couldn't tell already, I identify with Saya quite a bit, ahahaha.

>>10053734

I look okay in a skirt, at least.

>>10053740
ouch, rejected already.

>>10053737
Isn't hard on your dick to whip it out all the time?
I'd imagine you'd get some skin irritation from all the friction at the very least.

>>10053739
give this a semi
*whips out dick*>>10053740
get acquainted with this
*whips out dick*
>>10053745
give this a look
*whips out dick*
>>10053746
reject this
*whips out dick*

>>10053745
I've been ``semi"-stalking your posts in the last weeks

>>10053736
Allowing yourself the possibility of being hurt. And being a good person, in general.

>>10053748
irritate this
*whips out dick*

I wear special pants made for easy dick whipping

>>10053751

I'm charmed but I've only really started posting with my trip again this week,

>>10053740

Well I would like to talk to you about our common interests and get to know each other outside of /jp/. I don't think I will be able to identify your posts all the time.

Can we do that? Please?

>>10053751
give this a week
*whips out dick*

>>10053753
give this a possibility
*whips out dick*

>>10053764
admit this
*whips out dick*

Are there really so many normals and shitposters on here that people are now admitting to liking 3D?

>>10053757
can you do this?
*whips out dick*
>>10053761
trip on this
*whips out dick*

The only /jp/sie worth stalking is ZUN!bar!
TAKE YOU FILTHY SKANKS AND GO BACK TO /v/!

>>10053753
One who identifies as a masquerading monster entices that one must allow themselves the possibility of being hurt? By what measure is a person good?

>>10053770
take this filthy skank back
*whips out dick*
>>10053771
identify this
*whips out dick*

>>10053764
Yes, its not just a problem exclusive to /jp/

As I stated above, females are taking over the internet as they realize more and more that it's a vast untapped resource for attention. The fact that it's started to spill over into /jp/ is a testament to the issue. On other boards there are already mods and Janitors who white-knight popular female shit-posters and attention whores.

>>10053781
spill over this testament
*whips out dick*

>>10053781
I've noticed this too.
Even in tohno-chan, you see the anime and manga tastes in their boards, it makes me sick.
we need to start a gentleman's club. men only.

>>10053791
this will make you sick
*whips out dick*

That's really cute of you to ask, anon-kun, but I'm married. Maybe you should find a waifu to vent all your feels onto?

Also, I'm surprised admitted this. You guys are so tsun-tsun about women.

I'd let you anyway, but I don't want that whore milk's disgusting leftovers. Try /cgl/. I heard they love the cock over there so long as it buys them their precious ``burando."

>>10053761
week*

>>10053517
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>>10053800
this will make you weak
*whips out dick*

>>10053797
Not everyone here is one person. Some of us just enjoy the fun in harassment.

>>10053800

All I do is whine about how lonely and upset I am and ask my friends on /jp/ to try their best, I don't see the point in searching for my posts.

>>10053757
I'll try to think of something then. It definitely won't happen immediately, though, and maybe not at all. But, I hope I can keep my word.

Do not wait for me. I don't want to hurt you if possible. Please accept that as an answer.

i want a /jp/sie to stalk me but i'm not a girl just a neet trap

>>10053815
Steam.

>>10053815
im impressed at how massive of a bitch a woman can be. just say no and stop stringing him along and contact him "if i feel like it later hun, i can't promise anything i gotta take my choice of all da dick xD"
I can't even tell if you're intentionally trying to be the biggest asshole you can be, or you're just deeply just that much of a piece of shit person.
I hope that one day when you feel strongly about someone or are equally vulnerable as OP, someone grabs you on their hook, tugs you along for a ride, and you end up with a stomped heart and a ruined raped sack in a back alley.

>>10053815
some kitties frown and some kitties smile
no dogs allowed
kitty cat
kitty cat town
kitty cats like to say meow

>>10053825
It's not a woman.

>>10053814
not true you also posted your doujins and im still waiting for us to read them together and also about other stuff and you are cute in general thats it

this thread makes me want a /jp/ friend myself sometimes

but I wanted to say thanks for all they saya pics, they are nice!

>>10053831
wait for this
*whips out dick*

>>10053835
so is this
*whips out dick*

>>10053835
i made a nice friend on /jp/ awhile ago and added him on steam and then he deleted me ;_;

>>10053825
vindicative, arne't we? there was no guarantee of anything in the first place. looks like they were having fun but others are reading too deeply into it.

>Love
Please dont missuse that word you fucking filth. A crush isnt love. I hope you die alone like you should, you fat piece of shit.

>>10053831

Home alone tomorrow and don't have any errands, so I think it'll be okay!

>>10053797
>Maybe you should find a waifu to vent all your feels onto?

Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to salivate over imaginary cartoon girlfriends.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.

>>10053825
You can rest easy, it's already happened.

Good night, /jp/.

There are places that are still un-corrupted by the influx of 3DPD, you just have to look. Although even those places will fall eventually. It's only getting worse.

>>10053855
No, just leave OP alone if you can't promise anything. Don't play around with people like that.

>>10053858
don't forget to wash your penis before bed

>>10053857
jack this off
*whips out dick*

>>10053854
this'll give you something to do while you're home alone
*whips out dick*

>>10053825

Thanks anon, you're very sweet ;_;

>>10053867
thank this
*whips out dick*

>>10053858
And so begets the cycle of hurt feelings.

>>10053861
Just for you.

>>10053861

True /jp/ posters never wash their equipment.

>>10053871
cycle this
*whips out dick*

>>10053867
advice from experience; don't take anything seriously when its personal. Avoid getting hurt by pretending it doesn't matter or its a joke. Take your serious moments for someone else's sake.
you can take more risks without hurt that way, at least for me it works.

>>10053857
thanks for the reminder, captain spergmaster.

>>10053807
it's not fun for those being harassed.

>>10053872
Indulge the curiosity, from which state do you hail?

>>10053881
It doesn't matter if its fun for them or not, why should it? You don't think people like milk have earned that harassment?

>>10053875
that's disgusting. I bet the whole house smells prawns when you pull down your pants.

>>10053892
smoke this
*whips out dick*

>>10053857

I think you need to chill out, Keine.

>>10053877
indulge this
*whips out dick*
>>10053879
experience this
*whips out dick*
>>10053881
harass this
*whips out dick*
>>10053885
milk this
*whips out dick*

>>10053886

I never said I'm a true poster.

>>10053885
no, I agree, milk deserves it, as do the other attention whores, but if I ever mess up and mention that I'm female in a thread, shit devolves rather quickly.

>>10053879
cold is the soul of a stoic; nothing penetrates the mental shell they hoist for protection. to avoid pain is to avoid existence, hardship molds one's being.

>>10053894

>>10053895
I never said this was a choice
*whips out dick*

>>10053896
deserve this
*whips out dick*
>>10053898
mold this
*whips out dick*
>>10053901
beet this
*whips out dick*

>>10053815
I'm entirely serious about not wanting to hurt you if possible. I'm typically around during flanfly time. Say hello if you see me.

>>10053898
what does that even mean

>>10053896
milk is probably still purer than you. you sound like one of those spiteful loser girls that took cocks for attention.

>>10053909

>>10053911
And what, pray tell, is your calling card? Saya?

>>10053918
Right; whatever you need to tell yourself.

>>10053911
You lost your chance, maybe you should have reached out while you still could have.
Enjoy sleepless nights wandering, "what if...?"

>>10053918

Bitterness and such is true moe, Anonymous.

>>10053918
If I'm a "spiteful loser girl who took cocks for attention," what, pray tell, does that make your oh-so-pure milk?

>>10053930

Please read into this as you see fit.

>>10053927
how's this for bitter?
*whips out dick*

>>10053926
reach out to this
*whips out dick*

>>10053932
See what I mean? All I have to do is mention my gender and it devolves into "I bet you're a prostitute."
Stay classy, /jp/.

>>10053936
All women are prostitutes in one way or another.

>>10053936

Was referring to milk, not you, you seem completely fine and I have no reason to say such a thing,

>>10053930
a cockgobler who's still less of a shit than you.

>"if i ever accidentally mention.."

As if you're not being purposeful.
You're disgusting. I bet you desire to be like milk yourself. To have the attention, only you lack even a single redeemable quality to make that possible.

I see 30 cats in your future.

>>10053943
me

>>10053943

>>10053943

don't quote me

>>10053842
That's what you deserve.

well it looks like this thread has gone to shit, best of luck finding /jp/ friends!

>>10053911

That's really nice of you, yes I will be waiting for you at that time.

You seriously won't regret being my friend. I will always love you and never hurt you. I promise!

>>10053958

>>10053959
Get the fuck back here right now.

>>10053842
I'm up for a match of Dota2 if you feel like it.

>>10053960
Whore. Never show your face around /jp/ again. Tell all your other female friends that it applies to them as well.

i've never seen a vulva irl

>>10053967
feel this
*whips out dick*
moba fag

>>10053965

>>10053970
damn dude how ugly are you?

>>10053973
You could say that, I guess.

>>10053974
hes blind you bastard ;___;

>>10053974

i'm not ugly i just never talk to people, please understand

>>10053978
know that chair then

>>10053978
understand this
*whips out dick*

/jp/ host club reporting in.

>>10053751
It's ``'', not ``".

>>10054027

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>>10054027
you just got sizzed to a crisp niggah

As incredible as it seems, Dickwhipper-kun's posts are some of the better ones in this thread.

It was fun while it lasted.

>>10054057