/jp/ - Otaku Culture

A stray arrow hit my hand once while i was walking through the /jp/ hood

I am a robot

beep boop son, beep boop

disable to give a fuck, LOL

I suffer from what western people refer to as "8th grade disease"
I am to die in 7 monrhs ;_;

i em autism

I wish I had disabilities so I can get money

>>10041082
but chuu getz em moneyz k?

>>10041101
ha! no 5u

Anal Autism.

Being a beer-ponging, girl-banging, collar-flipping PARTY ANIMAL frat boy of course. Just like the real disability.

>>10041071
You seem very certain. Shitposting seems to have become /jp/ culture and all but please don't directly or indirectly make fun of real terminal illnesses.

>>10040753
My disability it an inability to truthfully state my disabilities.

I count letters in words and hate it if the number is odd. When that happens, I try to make it even by counting spaces, dots etc. Number divisible by 4 is the best

It is disproportionately hard for me to do anything.

>>10041897
Fascinating.

>>10041901
Indeed. Could we talk about Touhou instead?

Difficulty locating objects in my range of view.

>>10041909
I am so disabled at STGs, I can't beat anything hard or above in any Touhou.

Pathological perfectionism.

I can't play Pokémon anymore since the whole natures shit appeared in the 3rd generation. It's just so imperfect and boring.

Was diagnosed with the assburgers at 2, and receive autismbux for it despite not showing any signs of it since high-school.
I've also been diagnosed with OCD recently because of my incredibly invasive thoughts, which probably isn't the case since I don't show any of the common symptoms associated with it.

Not that I have any room to complain, mind.
The NHS is giving me free money because of their incompetence.

>>10040779
Fucking nerve damage. Nothing's like having your godlike character ruined because some asshole with a butter knife cut one of your tendons and made standing impossible.

I'm extremely lazy and can't focus on anything.

My beloved 9yo cousin is autistic. All her classmates make fun of her... And my aunt is a single bitch who spends all the time fucking around with boyfriends and neglects her. She also beats the shit out of her everytime she throws a tantrum.

;_;

>>10041933
You mean you're autistic right? Assburgers ain't a real unique disorder anymore in DSM-V. There's still of course professional debate over whether very high functioning autism is a real disorder at all or just people using a paper 'disorder' to be assholes. If you've got severe then of course that's a different story.

>>10041972
>implying DSM-V means shit
They won't remove a certain sexual orientation from the paraphilia/disorder section. Fuck them, I hope they go to hell.

>>10041990

Pedophilia?

Evil thought crime. Kill them all.

>>10041941
I recently made a dorf adventurer. I grinded his stats up by wrestling with small animals until he had legendary skill in fighter and dodge.I also turned him into a vampire and got the necromancer skill.

After that he got killed by one random copper arrow while raiding a bandit camp. The arrow hit his heart and he bled to death.

Why haven't you raped she yet?

>>10041990
Unfortunately to many professionals, policymakers and authorities it does. AKA people who's opinions are more important than yours and mine. Don't like it? Find the power to change it then.

>>10041972
Like I give a shit what they call it. The forms I had to fill in all had "Aspergers Syndrome - High Functioning" on them.
And I agree with you, other than being slightly socially awkward (due to having a disgusting violent mentally ill feminist lesbian as a mother) I'm perfectly fine.
I can do maths, my English was great before I became a NEET, and I know what's socially acceptable (and what isn't).
There's absolutely no reason for me to be receiving support from the government for it.

>>10041990
Go back to Reddit.

>>10042018
>Reddit
You mean Tor.

>>10042007

You didn't train hard enough

>>10042018
>due to having a disgusting violent mentally ill feminist lesbian as a mother
Are you tsundere for your mother?

>>10042044
She's dead, Freud.

>>10042056
Shouldn't keep you from imagining yourself having sex with your mother.

Body dysmorphia
Gender dysphoria
Depression
Why can't I be the little girl? ;_;

I'm sad and going bald

>>10042007
What's the point of being a necromancer/vampire if you can't heal/regenerate/revive yourself?

Mental Illness. Bipolar II, which is like Bipolar 1 but without full mania.

I no longer self-diagnose myself. It's useless, it's pointless, it's not fun.

And in the end, I am me.

I have depression and I'm out of shape

>>10042042
>34100

>>10042148
That's deep, man.

>>10042129

if you're a werecreature you can heal yourself completely whenever you transform.

Except it's nearly impossible to get infected.

>>10041941
Seriously. At least if he lopped off both your arms you could still kick or bite shit to death, but having your speed halved turns you into an especially resilient punching bag.
On that note, fuck Giant Eagles and every other creature that has freaking razors for claws. It's like they sever a nerve every time they land a hit.

Stop making fun of Disability-san!

>>10042223

Always off-by-1

>>10042223
And don't make fun of me for being off-by-1!

>>10042229
I am not ALWAYS off-by-1... Just yesterday I got 10033333 (even if by mistake) and later I am going to GET 10044444!

Just you wait...

>>10042223
>>10042227
>>10042246
Someday

>>10042223
断罪！

>>10042246
come on! you can yama!