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10039116 No.10039116 [Reply] [Original]

did anyone elses mom tell them that girls like quiet mysterious guys

my mom did but now im alone so what the heck

>> No.10039121
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There are different kinds of mysterious.

>> No.10039120
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She forgot to mention that they also need stunning looks to pull it off.

>> No.10039129

>>10039120
Anime belong on /a/. Thanks for your cooperation.

>> No.10039125

You should know better than to trust a woman's words.

>> No.10039122

>>10039120
how's this for stunning
*whips out dick*

>> No.10039133

My parents never told me anything like that. Every time they saw me looking at a girl they'd get really loud like "OOOOOOOOH JEREMY".

Thinking back, this is probably why I never got a girlfriend. Too much pressure.

>> No.10039132

>>10039125
Yeah, you're mother told me she wasn't in her cycle.

>> No.10039136
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>>10039116
I-I like sweet guys with a sense of humor, anon!

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>>10039136
r u a girl

>> No.10039138

This isn't even vaguely related to ``Otaku Culture'', and using a picture of a 2D character does not change that.

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>>10039132

>> No.10039145

>>10039142
btw im a girl

>> No.10039146
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>>10039129
Rikka is a character from a light novel.

>>10039122
Bully.

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>>10039136

>> No.10039160

My mom told me that women love protective men who open doors for them.
I'm sorry mom, but you're useless.

>> No.10039175

>>10039160
doors is a metaphor.

>> No.10039185

>>10039146
*tears off your clothes in a feral rage*

*gropes your butt and cups your breast*

*sticks wet finger in your ear*

>> No.10039194

>>10039145
Can i ask you anything.

>> No.10039198
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>>10039175

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>>10039185
I would kick your ass, but I have monsters to hunt.

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>>10039198
Yes.

>> No.10039209

>>10039200
I love a little domination, you can kick my arse (or anything else) any time you like.
How about you hunt this monster
*whips out dick*

>> No.10039217

>>10039200
>>10039209
Is roleplaying with yourself a new epic maymay?

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>>10039145
Every time I visit /jp/, there's that one autistic guy in every thread who does this.

>> No.10039228

>>10039221
>Every time I visit /jp/
Get out.

>> No.10039229
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My mother always told me not to date girls because they would hurt me.

She also made me sleep in the bed with her until I was 16 and she insisted on wiping my butt for me until I was 14. I think I blocked most of it out, I don't like to think about it.

>> No.10039236

>>10039228
No.

>> No.10039237

>>10039229
I slept in my mom's bed until I was like 12.

>> No.10039246
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my parents never told me anything about girls

>> No.10039249

>>10039229
>>10039237
You guys are weird as fuck.

>> No.10039253

>>10039229

>she insisted on wiping my butt for me until I was 14

what the fuck

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Did your mother ever masturbate you at bedtime to help you go to sleep?

It's a common practice in Japan. Every mother does it.

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>>10039259
No, but yours did.

>> No.10039269

>>10039249
I tease my sister for doing that at 13 when I basically didn't do that ever, to my memory, but once when I was ~16 and got an inner ear infection... I wonder if they remember curled up in fetal position on their bed like a decade ago.

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>>10039221
Hah. I noticed that too. We unfortunately have those kinds here.

>> No.10039277

>>10039263
at least he was touched by a woman. you weren't and never will be.

>> No.10039282

>>10039229
>>10039237
I slept with my mom until I was 13. I remember waking up one night with her not in the bed. She was in the other room on the computer, smoking cigarettes. She got mad at me and told me to go to sleep.

>> No.10039283

Some girl liked me in high school because I was "smart and mysterious" (her words).

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>>10039277

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>>10039283
was she 200+ pounds and obsessed with BL?

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>>10039282
>>10039229
>>10039269
no wonder yall niggas is fucked up

this board is HELLA weird

>> No.10039296

>>10039229
>>10039237
>>10039282
Didn't your moms ever bring men home to have sex with?

>> No.10039298

>>10039259

What do Japanese mothers do when their sons ejaculate? Do they lick it up?

>> No.10039303

>>10039221
Posts like this, from obvious crossboarders, ruin threads for me. I want them to go.

>> No.10039304

>>10039291
LOL ASHLEY! I never thought I'd see Ashley on /jp/.

>> No.10039305

>>10039304
Fuck off.

>> No.10039306

>>10039282
I still sleep in the same room with my mom

>> No.10039308

>>10039296
Yea, only they didn't have sex with her, they had sex with them instead.

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>>10039298
>p-pls respond, i need to touch my microdick over this!

>> No.10039312

>>10039306
do you get to see her boobies? xDD

>> No.10039315

>>10039291
No, she was in shape and attractive, but stupid. I looked up her Facebook not too long ago (I don't have an account, I just used Google) and she has a kid now. Weird.

>> No.10039318

>>10039116

Yes, girls did like me too.

Just not the ones that I wanted.

>> No.10039328

>>10039296
Not once. During that time my mother was living with her parents, so it was nearly impossible. She eventually got married again and then left with her husband into a new house and started a family.

I stayed behind with my grandparents.

>> No.10039324

>>10039221
>>10039249
>>10039253
>>10039274
>>10039277
>>10039292
>>10039317
I'm starting to think the shitposter cabal that /g/ found actually does target /jp/. Threads will be going fine and then there will be a wave of shitposts for about 15 minutes and then stop. If the threads keeps going they'll start up again after a while.

>> No.10039332

>>10039324

are u SCHIZOFRENIC?

LOL conspurocy thories

>> No.10039342

>>10039324
Damn, you caught us....
Well, fun while it lasted I guess.

>> No.10039338

>>10039298
of course

>> No.10039340

>>10039332
Fuck off, troll.

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>>10039340
No u

>> No.10039347

>>10039312
no, why you ask?

>> No.10039348

>>10039324
>one of my posts there

what.

>> No.10039351

>>10039344
>>>/vg/

>> No.10039354

>>10039340

How about you FRIG OFF? This is my home now. Pay the toll.

>> No.10039355

>>10039348
FUCK OFF

>> No.10039356

>>10039351
>>>/butthurt/

>> No.10039357

>>10039274
>>10039324
>guys we got a shitposter here! CONSPIRACY!!! :(

Lol! You belong in /x/, cutie.

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>>10039355

>> No.10039360

>>10039354
>frig
lol, what a kid. grow up, the word is 'fuck'

>> No.10039366

>>10039357
The site of organized shitposters is real. You should be able to get the URL on /g/, I can't recall it off the top of my head.

>> No.10039373

>>10039368
>You assume that all those posts are from the same person when they're not.

No I didn't.

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>>10039355
Why are you getting so aggressive? You assume that all those posts are from the same person when they're not.

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Please stop fighting!
No bully!
No bully!

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>>10039371

>> No.10039383

>>10039360

I don't dirty my soul by saying evil words because unlike you I don't worship satan.

You're going straight to hell.

>> No.10039389

>>10039373
>>10039355
>>10039324
I can smell the autism. You make me embarrassed to be a fellow /jp/er.

>> No.10039391

Why do crossboarders come her and shit all over threads? I don't get it.

>> No.10039393

>>10039340
/jp/ raids itself.

>> No.10039396

>>10039383
>evil words
>satan
underage muslim confirmed.

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>>10039391
>come her

>> No.10039402

>>10039389
Crossboarder please go

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What's going on in this thread?

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>>10039402

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best theat on /jp/ currency

>> No.10039477

>>10039133
Same happened to me, everytime I even dared make a friendship with a girl, everyone in my family would woo me and call me a casanova and stuff, I had to stop making friends with girls and call them mean names so my family wouldn't bully me.

>> No.10039488

>>10039404
>>>/int/

>> No.10039498

>>10039477
Worked out pretty well for you, didn't it.

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