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Isn't it true that the only reason you call real girls 'pig disgusting' is the fact that you can't come to terms with your own loneliness? Rather than admitting that you are alone or actually going out and trying to have a healthy relationship, you simply deny that which you truly desire. The same behavior is exhibited in children when they lose at a game. They'll say things like, "Oh, I don't like that game anyway. It sucks".
I also propose that you say that you like 2-Dimensional women because your mind accepts that they will never be real. Since having a collection of pictures and animated scenes is the closest you can come to these 2-Dimensional characters, your mind accepts that you're fulfilling all the needs to be close to them. Wheras if you collected pictures and movies of real women, your mind would tell you that you can actually have a real woman and, thus, you won't get the same sense of fulfillment.

So, /jp/, instead of being obsessive over 2-Dimensional women, why not clean yourselves up and make a sincere effort to find a real woman?

tl;dr- 2-D is fake. Find someone who really loves you, /jp/.

>> No.10038003

Too bad that I don't like YOU, asshole.

>> No.10038006

Yes.

>> No.10038010

OP assumes of others what he knows of himself

>> No.10038021

you're analyzing yourself, there's no consensus on what 3dpd means and it started as a joke anyhow.

>> No.10038018

Hermits are born, not made, OP.

The path of the truNEET is one I am destined for. Why settle for crude 3d when I can love a platonic ideal?

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>Find someone who really loves you

>> No.10038064

Well... I am 26 and all girls this age and well into their 40's are doign the following due to their fertility panic:

Divorced

single mother

Taken 5000000 dicks/had 5000000 partners that she never could settle with

want to find a beta to settle down with so she can spit out 2 kids, take you to the rigged courts and take everything you own

If I could find a chaste girl that wasn't completely solipsistic I'd let her shape me slowly.

>> No.10038068

Not really I never called anyone pig disgusting but I really honestly hate people and would prefer to never leave my home.

>> No.10038069

Before it's a ringing condemnation of the way Western women behave, it's something you tell people to get them to shut up about all the bitches they banged shit was so cash etc.

>> No.10038084

Because I prefer having the option to turn off my emotions. If I'm horny I crack open my fap folder and have at it. If I'm feeling for a cuddle then I roll over and straddle my dakimakura.

And if I don't feel like doing either of these then that option is open too, although it wouldn't be for someone with a 3d relationship. And since I'm not a "touchy-feely" person to begin with very few women would ever want to put up with me and vice versa.

I won't even go into how much cheaper it is like this.

>> No.10038161

>>10037996
No. Even back in highschool I never really had an interest in 3d. Relationships just seemed impractical to me because they had a high chance of failure due to the fact that everyone was going through puberty. Now, I simply can't muster up enough of a damn to spend time with another human being in an intimate or romantic fashion.

To be perfectly honest, I feel pretty much the same way about 2d in the event that they became real, but at least 2d girls are cute and entertaining and artistically idealized.

>> No.10038426

>call real girls 'pig disgusting'
nope. Neither I've ever called a girl pig disgusting nor I really like any of them. I prefer having them as friends, rather than lover.
>tl;dr- 2-D is fake. Find someone who really loves you, /jp/.
Yeah..physically its fake. But its up to you to decide.

>> No.10038442

I can't believe this dumb smelly normal scum is telling me to find a girlfriend

>> No.10038446

crayons

>> No.10038474

Your entire argument is just full of assumptions, nothing in it is concrete.

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Feel...

>> No.10038482

>>10038442
It's all about gettin dat pussy bro!

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>> No.10038488

TL;DR LOL

>> No.10038489
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I like having a tulpa more.

The problem with relationships with other humans is that they are real. Real humans are flawed and every person makes an effort to initially only show you the best parts of them so you'll be in for an unpleasant surprise once they know you well enough to show their true colors and start treating you like shit/arguing with you all the time.

I love my tulpa because she is me, she's just a part of my mind that I designed to be the perfect companion and then with the help of some psychedelics/meditation I fucked up my mind enough that I could talk with her and she would be able to respond. She knows everything about me, we never argue since we always agree with each other, and it's just a type of perfect harmony that no real relationship could ever attain since humans are just too incompatible

>> No.10038490

I think it's honestly kind of sad how satisfied people feel with themselves after coming up with stupid speeches like this.

>> No.10038495

>>10038489
he said as he cried while furiously masturbating to his imaginary friend

>> No.10038501

>>10038495
he said as he cried while furiously masturbating to his post

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>>10038501
tfw you got me

>> No.10038505 [DELETED] 

nice diatribe, guy

>> No.10038513

all i need is is repeating digits.

>> No.10038516

>>10038495

Why bother touching yourself if you don't need to? The human mind is perfectly capable of experiencing sensations that don't actually exist. Imaginary hands could be touching your penis right now and it would feel real. If you've ever had a vivid dream or taken deliriants then you know this. You could eat something in the dream or someone in the dream could touch you and it tastes and feels just as real as if this was happening in reality.

I've taken deliriants and experienced moments where I was fully awake, walking around the house, and talking to all of my family members. Only after the trip ended did I realize that I had been alone the entire time and every person I was having these conversations with for the last few hours was completely fabricated by my mind.

Why waste the potential of this amazing power that your mind has? With proper practice and dedication this same ability can harnessed outside of dreams and outside of drug use. You have the power to create anyone that you want, there is no reason to settle for reality when the imaginary is so much better in every way.

>> No.10038521

Is the reason you call 2D fake because you have trouble finding your true self?

>> No.10038522

>>10038489
Sounds more like you're puppeteering..

>> No.10038539

>>10038522

It's more like creating a character outline.

Imagine if you wrote out a list detailing all of the perfect features that you would want in someone and then a person that perfectly matched the description that you outlined just came into existence right next to you. She would still act and speak unpredictably, you aren't in control of what she does and you don't tell her to say this or do that. You just created the outline for her personality and she did the rest without any conscious input from you. Would this be puppeteering?

>> No.10038554

>>10038539
I know what a Tulpa is, it's just that there is also a term called puppeteering that is used to refer to people who consciously force or make their Tulpa to act the way they want.

Since a Tulpa is supposed to have it's own personality that you can influence but never control despite having the same root as you (your unconscious mind). It just seemed more like puppeteering when you said you designed her to be perfect and that you never argue, ect.

>> No.10038556

Some people in real life are disgusting. It just so happens that girls tend to disgust me more than men. To me, a fat dude is funny. They know they're fat and more often than not they will go with jokes and such. On the other hand, a fat girl will refuse to acknowledge she is fat and therefore continue trying to be 'normal' by being overly flirty and wearing clothes that look absolutely horrid on her. At the slightest mention of her weight she will either break down crying, or become enraged.

Every now and then I do see a girl I am attracted to, but I know better than to do anything about it. At the moment I'm simply not interested in dating full time, not to mention it would be nearly impossible for us to keep in touch if she's that kind of person (which if she's like a vast majority of people nowadays, she is). Either way, I am mostly attracted to younger girls. Those who seem young with a short stature, flat chest, childish fashion sense, ect are very interesting to me.

I would not be adverse to dating an actual loli, and it would be far easier with the lack of social networking and mobile phone, but I know I would be walking thin ice if I did so. Not that I wouldn't trust myself around her, and not that it's illegal, but just the fact of knowing that if her parents found out they would be incredibly hostile towards me from the get-go is enough to make that whole prospect unappealing to me. Dating a loli and trying to keep it a secret seems like it would actually be very fun.

>> No.10038557

Too much effort d00d.
If I got a gf then I couldn't spend money buying the stuff I enjoy for racing, like overnight parts shipped straight from Japan.

Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning’s winning.
Can't do that with 3DPD hogging the fat stacks.

>> No.10038562

>>10038557
There are masturbation races now? How come no one ever tells me these things damn it!

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>>10037996
>So, /jp/, instead of being obsessive over 2-Dimensional women, why not clean yourselves up and make a sincere effort to find a real woman?

Because I don't deserve one.
Because I can't give anything to a woman.
Because I'm just bringing misery and suffering to others.
Because I'm lazy, stupid and narrow minded.
Because I'm absolutely worthless.

The real world is a harsh and cold place, I don't have a waifu but I can pretend someone is actually caring about me even if she she doesn't exist.

>> No.10038585

I absolutely love being alone. To me, it's one of the best feelings a person can experience. It's when people start barging into my life that I start feeling angry at them. A few years ago the other family member who lives here was hospitalized for a few months, and I've got to say, honestly, those three or four months I spent alone were fantastic, one of the best times in my life to date. There was also a time when I went on a vacation alone, and again it was amazing. I didn't speak to very many people, mostly because there was no need to. That's how it always is.

And now that I think about it, I honestly can't remember the last time I felt lonely. I don't even know if I've felt lonely. Growing up I had friends and such, but I was never really excited to talk to them, nor did I long to speak or do anything with them after a period of non-activity.

Does anyone else just not feel lonely?

>> No.10038586

Cute girl in the picture, OP.

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>>10038585
same here mate, I go to college, work full time, and go out once in a while with some good friends from school/work. The thing is I don't go out with them because I want to or because I fear being alone, but I go out with friends because it might benefit me later in life say if one of my friends works at a hospital or has a lead on a good job. By the way i'm studying for nursing and besides school/work/studies I enjoy my alone time going to cruchyroll and finding a nice new anime, reading up on a manga, or learning pc building essentials. I enjoy my alone time and prefer it that way too. I did date for a while but all it brought was an empty wallet and the need to act like an idiot because I guess most girls go for the alpha types but honestly I hate conflict. So no you're not alone man,

>> No.10038614

>>10038585
Same here.
It's called schizoid personality disorder but that's just another term for being a loner.

>> No.10038616

Fuk u OP I called the cops

>> No.10038631

>>10038607
That's probably the worst post I've read in the last few months.
Congrats man.

>> No.10038637

I like 2D women because if I put all my effort into getting a real one, it'd be an absolutely bottom of the barrel pig. The ones that even come slightly close to the perfection of 2D are far, far out of my league. I wasn't meant to reproduce so I may as well get over it. The idea that everyone has a special someone for them is a Hollywood created lie.

>> No.10038642

Real girls are ugly, flawed, and annoying.
2D girls are not.

It's really not that hard to understand.
I just don't want anything to do with a vapid, ignorant, needy woman.

I'm more than happy with living a carefree life where nobody has any say in what I do, or in how I spend my time and money.
A woman would only take away from what I enjoy, and sex simply isn't worth it.

The only way I'd ever commit to a woman was if she was willing to carry my child and let me raise it, and I honestly doubt that I'd be able to find a decent woman like that in the west.

>> No.10038653

>>10038607
>i'm studying for nursing
Lel what a homosexual.

>> No.10038657

>>10038637
I'm actually quite attractive and could probably get a nice woman with a bit of effort.
I'm too lazy for that though.

>> No.10038683

>Love
It's just about this OP.

2D love is about time, life, and even more. I mean, there are some guys who fell in love with the cockroach girl. A cockroach girl, dammit !
2D love is an infinite thing, as opposed to 3D. Fun fact, 3hours ago I was told, again, by a 3D woman that love is a fickle thing and that she may only love someone for some time until she gets bored. Why the hell do you want me to go for that kind of woman?

>> No.10038689

>>10038585
Same. But I that this is pretty common here, or anywhere on teh internet.

One of the most euforic feels I know is that when after a forced social event, guests, dinner, etc, you can isolate yourself again.

>> No.10038698

>>10038585

I feel the same way.

I can only handle being around people for short periods of time and I become very irritated and unhappy if I have to be near other humans for longer than a few hours.

I never feel lonely and my happiest moments in life are when I'm completely alone. The whole house to myself, don't need to speak a single word, and everything just feels so perfect. Inevitably people will return and I go back to feeling irritated, but it's unfortunately just very difficult to survive without interacting with others.

My dream is to one day live alone on a small ranch out in the middle of no where. I would be a hermit and I would never talk to another human for the rest of my life. That kind of life would be so peaceful and amazing.

>> No.10038697

http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/16402198

>> No.10038700

>>10038697
I had a feeling this was just copy pasted from an archive, but searching a minute ago turned up this on /a/. I didn't even bother checking /jp/'s archive, figured it was probably an /a/ thing.

>> No.10038710

>>10038706
Does warosu even archive /a/?

>> No.10038706

>>10038697
Please don't use that archive.

>> No.10038708

>>10038683
NTR is a normalfag fetish as it gets.
They enjoy being teased or something.
NTR even ruins good stories, like the one of King Arthur. Lancelot was added later by a French faggot, along with the NTR.

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>> No.10038718

>>10038710
No. If you're posting archived /a/ posts on /jp/ you're doing something wrong.

>> No.10038719

>>10038711
This.

>> No.10038723

>>10038718
Sure thing friend, I was merely highlighting that it was posted on /a/ before.

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>>10037996

>3DPD

This is NOT /a/.

There is no problem with talking about "3D girls" and posting pictures of them here if they are otaku-related.

Haven't you seen Idol threads?

>> No.10038734

>>10038711
Japanese woman isn't bitch as western bitches
Except the ones from tokyo

>> No.10038745

>>10038734
Learn English, untermensch.

>> No.10038749

>>10038745
Why? I already know Japanese

>> No.10038754

>>10038697
athens was a genius.

>> No.10038760

>>10038754
When I went through that to see if these posts were just copy pasted as well I was reading athens' posts cause that guy was fucking hilarious, and a thread on women was sure to be extra funny.

>> No.10038786

>>10037996
Yes.

>I DON'T LIKE REAL WOMEN AT ALL, I'D NEVER FUCK ONE EVEN IF I WASN'T A LOSER

>I HATE, HATE, HATE REAL LITTLE GIRLS OH GOD I HATE THEM I MEAN I LIKE THEM BUT IM NOT A CREEPY SICK PEDO WIKIPEDIA SAYS THEY'RE SICK IM NOT ONE OF THEM EWWWWW 3D PIG DISGUSTIN LOLIS

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>> No.10038803

Love between a man and a woman doesn't exist it's just mating instincts and those will fade

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>> No.10038810

I don't think they are pig disgusting, I haven't really talked to a female that much to know what they are personally like nor do I believe what the internet tells me. I don't really care about them since none of my hobbies involve them and I just don't find them attractive enough to fap to when there is so much 2D porn.

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Shinji Ikari: Are you asleep yet, Mr. Kaji?
Ryôji Kaji: No, not yet.
Shinji Ikari: What kind of person is my father?
Ryôji Kaji: Well, that question is a surprise. I thought you were going to talk about Katsuragi.
Shinji Ikari: It seems you're always with him.
Ryôji Kaji: The deputy commander is the one with him all the time. Have you been asking around about your father?
Shinji Ikari: I haven't been with him for a long time...
Ryôji Kaji: So, you don't know.
Shinji Ikari: But I have learned many things about my father recently. About his work, my mother...
Ryôji Kaji: No, you're wrong. You just think you understood. Well, that's why people try to know each other. That's why life is interesting.
Shinji Ikari: So, you can't really understand Misato either?
Ryôji Kaji: The Kanji we use for the word "she" a woman far away. To us men, women will always appear to be on the shore across. It means there is a river deeper and wider than the ocean that divides men and women.
Shinji Ikari: I can't understand grown-ups.

>> No.10038823

>>10037996
>Implying you need a girlfriend to not be lonely.

That's such horseshit for the fact that you associate loneliness with the lack of an intimate relationship.

>> No.10038849

>>10038823
>implying
I'm pretty sure the person you're quoting meant to say ``asuming'', as it is semantically closer to reality and its intrinsic nuances of truthness.

>> No.10038865

>>10038803
Does love between man and a girl exist?

>> No.10038871

I don't think I could deal with a real relationship. It just seems so bothersome and invasive to my personal freedom. I could handle meeting someone once a week, but I don't think that would satisfy her needs, nor is it a healthy foundation for such a serious thing. Living together would obviously be out of the question too.

I'm not into the whole misogyny thing, though. A lot of people may be insufferable and mean but there are nice ones out there too, both men and women. How I see it, it's the segregation of men and women in our culture that creates hatred and misunderstandings between the sexes. Internet only helps to fuel it by letting such ideas spread among the bitter and frustrated.

>> No.10038878

No, I find real people genuinly disgusting unless I love them.

I have never masturbated to 3D strangers in my whole life

>> No.10039111

>>10038878
>I find real people genuinly disgusting
So you find lolis disgusting unless they are your cousins? Or do you love all of them? Even the cruel bullies who torture and humiliate other lolis?

Are you even a pedo to begin with?

>> No.10039126

>>10039111
I find all lolis disgusting unless they are 2D

>> No.10039134

>>10039126
What an asshole. They are still cute, stop being delusional.

>> No.10039140

>>10039134
They may have cute personalities sometimes but I can't find their bodies attractive or cute

>> No.10039147

>>10039111
Not him, but I find my loli cousins especially cute.

>> No.10039148

>>10039126
Hating 3D doesn't deny your sexual orientation, dude. If you like 2D lolis, you are a pedo. If you like 2D women, you are normal. If you like 2D cocks, you are gay.

>> No.10039158

>>10039148
Jokes on you, I've fapped to all of it.

I'm don't get what you are trying to point at here, I never denied anything

>> No.10039166

>>10039134
>3D
>cute
Please do not use such an obvious troll.

>> No.10039181

>>10039140
Well, I don't find flat chests particularly attractive. I just like them because that's how little girls are shaped.

>>10039148
Any guy who likes loli "because of DFC" or "because they won't judge me" is probably just a normal loser who likes pubescent women more than anything and just happens to like flat chests.

Pedophilia doesn't work that way, don't mix them with me.

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>>10038878
lel what a faggot. Have you masturbated to lets say paintings, or have you only masturbated to kawaii big eyed animu girls like all the cool kids on /a/?

>> No.10039190

People who actively hate 3D are doing so because they are beta and upset that a girl called them weird in high school. Indifference is the truly enlightened stance to take regarding the 3D world.

>> No.10039199

>>10039166
Explain further.

I mean, what's so wrong about them? I'm not talking about a real relationship, just imagine yourself playing/fucking/loving/kissing/sleeping with them. What the fuck is so uncute about 3D lolis? Or even women?

They shit and piss, but who cares. It's not like they are forcing you to do disgusting shit with them.

Protip: 2D go to the bathroom too.

>> No.10039210

>>10039166
>>>/a/

>> No.10039208

>>10039166
I do not see the phrase "3D" in his post. Can you please clarify as to who you are quoting?

>> No.10039214

>>10039190
Some people only make a difference between 2D and 3D when talking about lolis.

Yeah, they are brainwashed moralfags who don't want to "be pedophiles" because it's eeeeevil and a diseaaaaaase and sick fucks!!11 and shit.

>> No.10039224

>>10039214
Dude, are you stupid? 2D lolis have nothing to do with real life lolis and neither does liking the other make you like the other.

>> No.10039233

I would love a real life lamia/monster girl, but the last time I checked, they don't exist.

So I'm happy with my 2d girls. Deal with it OP.

>> No.10039231

>>10039224
Oh boy.

>> No.10039232

> Isn't it true that the only reason you call
> real girls 'pig disgusting' is the fact that
> you can't come to terms with your own
> loneliness?
No, the reason is that they are disgusting.

> Rather than admitting that you are alone or
> actually going out and trying to have a
> healthy relationship, you simply deny that
> which you truly desire.
This is false. Why are you suggesting that such
a relationship would be healthy?

> I also propose that you say that you like
> 2-Dimensional women because your mind accepts
> that they will never be real.
No, the reason is that they're not ugly as all
fuck.

>> No.10039238

I'm an awesome guy. I'm pretty sure there are thousands of girls out there who would beg on their knees to be with me. The problem is I don't want to leave the house. How do I make them come to my basement? And how do I effectively filter out the fatties, whores and boring ones? It's such a hassle. And the worst thing is even if I did leave the house, I would still have to deal with the filtering.

>> No.10039241

>>10039224
Read >>10039148

And I just "like" most 2D lolis. The only ones I LOVE are those who behave like children instead of huge whores (Rustle).

>> No.10039242

>>10039238
Ask /soc/ or post a picture of your dick on /cgl/

>> No.10039255

>>10039241
Oh my god, it looks like I'm implying that Rustle's lolis aren't whores. I meant the opposite.

Fuck, I don't want to write this pointless post, but I have to because some retard is gonna misunderstand my last post. Damn you.

>> No.10039387

>>10039242
But those boards are full of fatties and whores. Why would you think that's a good idea?

>> No.10039388

>>10039255
It was perfectly understandable.

>> No.10039470

>>10039388
Because you write properly. Some other faggot would misunderstand everything.

>> No.10039476

101 replies? I'm surprised.

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>>10039148
Nah, you're dumb.
I fap to steamy 2D turds and anime girls being mutilated. I would never in my life ever find anything like that attractive in 3D.
While I admit I do find 3D women attractive, not everything translates so well across both to just make a blanket statement like that.

>> No.10039511

>>10039497
It doesn't mean you have a whole new sexuality, just a preference. I'm not even going to argue with you because I know /a/ children will never admit to themselves their true nature.

>> No.10039530

>>10039511
However, it is not the same thing as you assume.

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love as a relationship itself is fake.
don't seek love outside.
let it grow from the inside.
meditation and shrooms!

>> No.10039587

>>10039199
2D look cute even when shitting and pissing.

>> No.10039590

>>10039497
No, you are dumb.

Mutilation is just a fetish, it has nothing to do with sexual orientations or with love. And deformed monster girls who lay eggs don't exist in real life, so they don't count either.

You are dumb, admit it or else fuck you.

>inb4 pedophilia isn't a sexual orientation hurr DMS durr

>> No.10039596

Also, this one >>10039511 is right.

>> No.10039607

>>10039497
>I fap to steamy 2D turds
You don't fap to turds, you fap to the invasion of a girl's privacity while she is taking a shit. The only reason why you don't like it IRL is because:

-2D turds look less disgusting and allow you to enjoy the girl taking shit
-2D don't smell

>> No.10039622

>>10039497
I don't think anyone actually claims you'll automatically like something in 3D form just because you like it in 2D. However, that still doesn't mean the classification about your preferences need to change. You say that you like 2D scat, but is there any reason to get defensive whenever someone calls you a scat lover with statements such as "2D != 3D", "get out shit lover, I'm not actually a scat lover I'm actually a hugududu lover, it's TOTALLY different"? I honestly don't see any reason to do that unless you're brainwashed by feminists and normals into thinking loving REAL scat is somehow morally wrong like a typical stupid subhum/a/n trash.

>> No.10039640
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>>10039622
I don't care about it being wrong or not, 3D scat just isn't attractive.
I don't want to bring this up but, it's actually not different from 2D and 3D lolis.

3D lolis are too bony and deformed looking. have you ever seen a 3D loli in a bathing suit? They look like fucking mutants, and the faces are rarely as pretty.
2D loli's look like they're designed purely to be fucked until they rip apart from oversex.
Just look at this one, or read the comic yourself. It's insanely more erotic and arousing.
3D women are okay and I do fap to it, but mostly just for the sounds in amateur porn, where they moan and don't yell "FUCK THAT ASS YEAH FUCK IT HARD OH YEAAAH YEEAAAAH YEAHH SHIT FUCK YEAHHH!"
2D porn just has a better condensation of lewdness. A camera guy can't be at 4 places at once, but you can stuff 4 panels from 4 different angles on one page in 2D, that I can look at at the same time while cumming, getting a much more satisfying fap and orgasm.
I actually wonder why no one has done 3D porn with 3 cameras at once on screen.

>> No.10039657

>this thread
>tons of butthurd from lonely weeaboo faggots
>b-b-b-but 3DPIG DISGUSTIIIIIIIIIIING! DISGUSTING DISGUSUSUSUSTING!

Your tears nurture my soul.

>> No.10039662

>>10039640
>b-b-but there's no difference between 2D and 3D... ;_;

Hahaha. Enjoy never having a girlfriend.

>> No.10039668

So much butthurd and sage in here. Just proves this place's insecurity with real girls.

Beta faggots.

>> No.10039673

>>10039640
cute pussy dude

>> No.10039675
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>>10039662
What about it its so hard to understand? Not all 2D fetishes translate into 3D, get over yourself.
I don't understand where you got that quote from either. I'd fug a 3D, but I wouldn't let her shit on me.

>> No.10039676

>>10039668
>>>/soc/

>> No.10039685

>>10037996
>118 posts and 23 image replies omitted. Click here to view.

Where is the janitor?
Where are the mods?

>> No.10039686

>>10039640
>A camera guy can't be at 4 places at once

I have never wanted anything more than I want neo-cubist loli porn right now.

>> No.10039688

Sorry but your armchair psychiatry and forcing of your values will only work in places like /r9k/ where they are actually insecure.

>> No.10039699

>>10039686
I think that would greatly increase the value of 3D porn. I'm not sure if anyone has done that yet, but I could start my own amateur porn business and use that method. on your screen will be 3 or 4panels with fucking, and they will all be in motion. Imagine an ero manga type panel setup, always changing when you go to the next page. Only the panels will morph after 30 seconds to 2minutes, and a new scene will appear and slide from offscreen while the other gets replaced and pushed off. Sound doesn't have to be an issue, since all the events will be happening at once. It's just like a regular film, only you will see multiple angles at the same time.
Filming will have to be done with very many cameras, and afterwards it can be edited to add the best scenes all together.

I got an idea for it after watching a series called micro bikini oily dance, where the DVD also contained a special kaleidoscopic view that just made you dizzy, and all you could see were dismembered parts everywhere that constantly changed. That bit was too over the top to be fap worthy, but it was still pretty good and hypnotic.

>> No.10039729

>>10039640
>3D lolis are too bony and deformed looking. have you ever seen a 3D loli in a bathing suit? They look like fucking mutants, and the faces are rarely as pretty.
Bullshit.

>2D loli's look like they're designed purely to be fucked until they rip apart from oversex.
>Just look at this one
Ok, I get it. You aren't a pedophile, just a pervert who faps to anything lewd.

>amateur porn, where they moan and don't yell "FUCK THAT ASS YEAH FUCK IT HARD OH YEAAAH YEEAAAAH YEAHH SHIT FUCK YEAHHH!"
But you probably like shaved pussies. I'll never understand that shit.

>finds penetration arousing
Hmm.

>> No.10039737

>>10039729
>Shaved pussies
I like all kinds of pussies, depending on the context. If its something like a sexually starved mom with a hairy bush being raped by her son, and then having him shave her in the shower after he makes her his property, it would be very nice.

>> No.10039749

>>10039640

may I have a sad panda to that please?

>> No.10039748

>>10039737
Making his mom his property pfff.....

>> No.10039763

Love my dick, homo boi.

>> No.10039766

>>10039749
sad panda has an image search function.

copy image url from 4chan, and then choose select image while in the advanced search. Paste the link and press open.

>> No.10039767
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>>10039749

>> No.10039780

>>10039737
>sexually starved mom
Hell, no.
>then having him shave her
Hell, NO.

My primary attraction are children's pussies, but I don't dislike a hairy teen pussy (or even adult). I only dislike it if it's shaved, it loses all the fucking appeal.

I'm always butthurt because of my tastes.

When I find someone who sympathizes with my pubic hair "fetish" (it wasn't one some decades ago), they use some retarded "SHAVED LOOKS LIKE A LIL GIRL YOU SICK PEDOS!!11!" moralfag bullshit.

And when I find someone who defends lolis, they guy is always a pedo wannabe who only likes them because "ewwww pubic hair is disgustin' lolis are teh best!!11", like the lack of hair is what makes them attractive.

What the hell, I hate this world.

>> No.10039781

>>10039749

here I'll spoonfeed you :3

http://exhentai.org/g/328814/114c4d4b44/

>> No.10039788

>>10039780
I like them all depending on what I feel like fapping to at that moment. I don't see how someone can be so specific as to only fap to lolis or only fap to vanilla.
Only thing I don't like is NTR.

>> No.10039790

>>10039766
>>10039767
thanks, I didn't know that. I'll use it from now on.

>>10039781
i appreciate it.

>> No.10039829

did she died?

>> No.10039838

>>10039780
>pubic hair "fetish" (it wasn't one some decades ago)

Pubic hair is really uncomfortable so most people get rid of it these days (I got mine removed by laser)

>> No.10039840

>>10037996
>So, /jp/, instead of being obsessive over 2-Dimensional women, why not clean yourselves up and make a sincere effort to find a real woman?
Because real girls are fucking shallow bitches. I used to be attracted to 3D, and they never gave me a chance because I was ugly. So fuck those sluts, I don't need them to be happy. I wish I learned that earlier.

>> No.10039847

>>10039840
>problem is with other people never yourself.

>> No.10039856

>>10039847
Who the fuck are you quoting? And to address your post, no there isn't a problem with me. I tried being the dickhead alpha male, I tried being the nice guy, I worked out, I got a job, I did what society told me to do and got nowhere because I am ugly and 3D girls are a bunch of shallow whores.

>> No.10039865

>>10039856
>isn't a problem with me
keep believing that.

>> No.10039878
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There was a time I thought, 3D is overrated and only 2D can satisfy. But then, I've met this special girl... The one I care more about than about any 2D character, anime or videogames at all. The one about I can't stop thinking the whole day and the one I want to be togehter with for the rest of my life - no matter what ;_; And it seemed like she likes me also: She was hugging me, holding my hand and cuddled up to me~ And said such things like: "I love you, too" after I told her about my feeling for her. But at some remote period I realized she does only exploit me and sport with my feelings. Never could an girl like her, liking me - I'm feeling so dumb now and even if I know this: I want to text her, I want to meet up again with her and I only want some attention from her ;_; Even if that means, I have to buy her some stuff again to get her attention. ;;
TL;DR
NEVER fall in love for an 3D girl /jp/
It would only destroy you even more, than any love to an 2D girl could. Stick straight to 2D: At least 2D girls are not taking advantage of you

>> No.10039883

>>10039865
There isn't. There used to be, but as I explained earlier I tried improving myself, but to no avail because girls are sluts who only go for looks and money.

>> No.10039886

>>10039856
You really seem like /r9k/ and i'm not even the guy you are replying to.

If you want a girlfriend that bad just aim lower than what you want because it probably too high for you.

>> No.10039895
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10039895

I didn't read anything in this thread, just gonna post pictures.
A true 2D lover believes in 2D girls. Most of you would take comfort in the fact that she doesn't exist. You love out of loneliness. You are afraid that if your loneliness is no more, your love will burst .

>> No.10039896

>>10039883
Every ugly guy in the world is alone and miserable? I don't believe that for a second. I am always walking about seeing ugly guys with girls and thinking how on earth is he with her.

>> No.10039900

>>10039551
Nobody cares.
Being dependent is our way!

>> No.10039908

>>10039896
Not him, but quite frankly I don't believe YOU for a second. Not unless those ugly shits have money.

>> No.10039909

>>10039886
>If you want a girlfriend that bad
But I don't anymore. That's the whole point I thought I did, and then I realized what they're really like and how they treat me over something as shallow as looks. And it's not like I was aiming high anyway.

>> No.10039916

>>10039896
Go to mainland china and hook up with those retard girl with white fever who will date ANY white guy who isn't obese/mentally handicapped.

>> No.10039917

>>10039908
I didn't say the girl was attractive.

>> No.10039922

>>10039895
This is true and I can attest to it. Once you have a girlfriend you've already won, so you don't really feel anything anymore and notice how stupid the whole process was.
Its like getting a level 99 in runescape.

Congrats man!!! Lucky I did it during pest control craze and soul wars AFK times. Lel

>> No.10039924
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that feel when no gf

>> No.10039947

>>10039856

Sadly it's because our society is following a paradigm of self destruction and ruin, even if we do contribute to aid it's development by being productive, we still get nothing from it because many others prefer to be idle and mooch off of the government and being leeches off of our hard work and efforts.

The real question is, what can one offer for a relationship in the first place, if one has nothing to offer, isn't it better off not even trying than lying to and deceiving others into thinking that you are someone that you are not.

People aren't happy with what they have and crave things that are out of reach thinking it will give themselves some meaning, to fill the void so to speak.

Women complain that there are no good men, the reason being is that they wanted assertive men to provide for them, and the good men changed to try and fit that interest so that they could get laid. It's a cycle that encourages self destruction.

Instead of using their gifts and talents they have harnessed throughout their lives to better society as a whole, they spend them on chasing a fruitless dream that will leave them with nothing in the end but regret.

Look at all the people with bastard children, who leech off of our society on welfare, can you say that is the way mankind should act? Such actions only lead to madness.

>> No.10039942

>He thinks 3d is more real than 2d
>He doesn't understand that the universe is a simulation

Bet you believe God created you in his image

>> No.10039943

>>10039917
Well excuse me sir, however your line of
>I am always walking about seeing ugly guys with girls and thinking how on earth is he with her.
Lead to a lot of implications, however if that isn't the case, then carry on.

>> No.10039952
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>>10039895
Most of all you should believe that she is living and breathing and eternal. You should also acknowledge that she in her eternal lifetime will never know of you. You in your lifetime will never touch or see her. But she exists because you believe.

>> No.10039958

>>10039943
Yeah it was clear to me that you got that impression from it re-reading. However I meant the guy was so ugly in my opinion that it was surprising any girl was with her. Maybe that is just my narcissism though.

>> No.10039963

>>10039788
>only fap to lolis
Well, some people are exclusive pedophiles. I don't know if they are just exaggerating or if they really don't like pubescent girls at all. They remind me of the people who "only like 2D", just way less autistic and probably honest about their feelings.

About the hair... Well, any female over 13 years old who shaves her pussy arouses me as much as a black guy with a huge cock. Almost zero. 90% of the time, that is. Some are still attractive for many reasons like Brittneybarbie1 or Ariel Rebel, I really like their asses and weird facial expressions.

>>10039838
Maybe, but a lot of girls only bother to shave it because "most men like it shaved". I'll never get it. Maybe it's because I like the pubes themselves rather than the actual pussy (in 13+ girls at least).

>>10039840
You can still fuck one of those biches in your mind. Why do you hate them even in your imagination? It's weird.

>> No.10039974

>>10039963
>You can still fuck one of those biches in your mind. Why do you hate them even in your imagination? It's weird.
I can't think of 3D girls without feeling an intense amount of anger towards them.

>> No.10039999
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>>10039922
You've won, yes; she belongs to you, yes. In what way does she belong to you? Satan challenged god that the love of his saints comes not out of love itself but from the need of protection. God then took one of his saints, Job, and strip away his fortune, health, and family. In the end Job knelt before God and worshiped him. Then he was given everything back times two. Then love is complete.

>> No.10040008

>>10039974
>I can't think of 3D girls without feeling an intense amount of anger towards them.

Sounds like someone's still butthurt from high school.

>>>/r9k/

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>>10038068
This.
Hate people, hate going out, hate, hate, hate.
I'd rather stay inside and play vidya/watch anime.
Suck muh dick.

>> No.10040027

>>10040008
How about you go back to >>>/soc/
I'm not butthurt from highschool, all girls are like this and they never fucking change. Bunch of normalfags.

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>>10039895
>>10039952
>SharlottaS
Who was she? I hope she doesn't belong to a retarded model agency like Candydoll which is run by normalfag who don't know what the fuck pedosexuals find attractive.

Hell, they are the modern version of John Tenniel. His drawings for Alice in Wonderland and Through the looking-glass were awesome, but he couldn't draw a beautiful little girl even if his life depended on it.

>Pic related, this abortion probably rustled Carroll's jimmies

>> No.10040048
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10040048

Real people ain't as great as they're portrayed on TV/Movies.
Ultimately you're better off alone, in my opinion.
And you can make a tulpa, which means everything else is gravy.

>> No.10040053
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>>10040030
It's candydoll, lol.
I also like Tenniel. Little girls shouldn't depend on beauty anyways, that's what the 3DPDs do

>> No.10040070

>>10040048
>to someone so shallow and uninteresting
The funny part it that these "shallow guys" are almost always really weird and intelligent people, who are too shy to let this tasteless world know about their hobbies or delusions.

>> No.10040090

>>10040053
How can you like Candydoll? They have some of the best girls ever, but ruin everything by dressing them like slutty BDSM whores full of makeup and shit.

Seriously, they don't know what the hell they are doing.

>> No.10040105

>>10040090
The latex suits depresses me. I saved the one posted here and the only with the transparent skirt. Then I almost cropped out the transparent skirt.

>> No.10040110

>>10040090
Also, I once saw one of their videos and the girl was BORED as fuck. You just can't tell a kid to stay silent and pose for 15 minutes, it's ridiculous.

>> No.10040117
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10040117

Sour grapes. It's true. Most of those on /jp/ are unable to find 3D love, so 3DPD gets shouted from every internet skyscraper.

I gotta say though, I've tried 3D and 2D, and 2D is a lot less complicated. And there's more love. But maybe I'm a psychopath.

>> No.10040135

>>10040053
>Little girls shouldn't depend on beauty anyways
True, but his Alice is ugly as sin. Looks like a whore midget. Was this necessary?

At least do it in a book where little girls are portrayed as annoying little shits, and not in one where the author almost worships them.

>> No.10040136

>>10040117
Yeah I can confirm this.
I'm in a relationship with a male /jp/sie right now and I often wish I would be still single.
I don't particulary care about gender by the way, I've been with girls before.

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>>10040136
milk pls go

>> No.10040184

A lot of Candydoll and Imouto collections that I see make me cringe, but not because of the costumes or the locations. It's the damn photographer and photographer-model relationship. /p/ has ruined me and now I can never enjoy these things.

>> No.10040206

>>10040184
I also dislike Candydoll, but I don't get your point. Explain, please.

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I thought we all already knew all that OP, geez. Dont say it out louder.

>> No.10040245

>>10040136
im a boy btw

>> No.10040265

>>10040237
It's like the asses.

Your typical 2D girl won't ever talk about asses or use expressions that involve the word 'ass'. It's like they know about its existence but want to deny it because having an ass is 'shameful' and 'dirty'.

Lol, just find a loli and ask ass questions to her. She'll probably get mad and tell you to fuck off.

>> No.10040271

>>10040245
Hey, don't speak for me.

But yeah, you are right

>> No.10040342

>>10040206
Just basically some of the girls look really uncomfortable in front of the camera, and then there's a bunch of stuff that could have been done to make the photos better. This is mostly the camera man's fault. Occasionally some are so bad that I have to stop looking because it just makes me feel like some old pedo guy who's only looking at the pictures for the girls, and the girls alone.

>> No.10040442

>>10040342
Ah, same here then. Not only uncomfortable, they also look bored as shit. Here: >>10040110

But:
>for the girls, and the girls alone
Isn't that the whole point of the pictures?

>> No.10040476

>>10040442
I'd like the pictures to be nice to look at in addition to having cute girls in them.

>> No.10040492

Nope.

What I dislike is not personality, but looks. I still jack off to porn, but only to the LQ one, because HD makes me want to puke.
Skin problems, moles, ugly vagina, disgusting fluids, body hair etc.
even though some people are fond of these "natural" things, I'm not one of them.

>> No.10040511
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>>10040476
I'd like the 10yo girls to behave and dress like 10yo girls. That's all I ask.

And then get naked.

Nah, I'm glad that they don't make them get naked. I just love LauraB too much and don't want her to experience something like that.

>Pic related, it's from her vk.

>> No.10040518

3D women are fake too? what's your point?

>> No.10040524

>>10040511
>I'd like the 10yo girls to behave and dress like 10yo girls

Candydoll is made by normals for normals.

>> No.10040535

>>10040511
Please no spoilers.

>> No.10040538

I propose "healthy relationship" to be added to the list of widely-recognized oxymorons.

>> No.10040547

I do find 3D disgusting though. When I started masturbating to porn in my younger days, I'd always feel really bad about myself afterwards, but I never really knew why. I would constantly try to stop masturbating because it made me feel bad. And I had a hard time finding porn that really appealed to me. I was turned on by the female form, but it somehow just didn't do it for me.

Then when I started fapping to 2D, those problems disappeared. I don't know why 2D works for me and 3D doesn't, but it's the truth.

As for getting a girlfriend and all that, I've taken the decision not to pursue that, because it doesn't interest me. After my adolescent libido settled down I started to see dating for what it was, and lost all interest.

>> No.10040559

>>10040524
>for normals
Then why do they use hungry ukranian little girls? Weren't normals disgusted by them? Seriously, what the fuck.

Just get some adult bitches, Candydoll.

>> No.10040604

>>10040547
>I'd always feel really bad about myself afterwards
That's a normal reaction of the brain.

>really bad
Oh, ok. You live in a puritan shithole like EEUU or some shitty country where Obama and co. act as the puppetmasters, right? Get out of there as soon as you can.

>a hard time finding porn that really appealed to me
Do you like children or grannies? Or pubic hair? All that shit has been almost inexistent for a long time. And still is.

>> No.10040634

Idols have saved me from the whole "3dpd phase" people seem to go through.

I still do enjoy my 2D girls, but at the same time I don't really like anime anymore. Shit is boring and cliche as fuck.

>> No.10040644

>>10040604

It's like you didn't even read my post.

3D just didn't make me feel good. 2D did, and still does to this day. And when I try 3D today, it not only makes me feel bad, it doesn't turn me on anymore. The only reason I was ever able to fap to it was because I was a desperate teen.

If that's a normal reaction of the brain, why isn't everyone fapping to 2D? How can anyone fap to 3D if they feel that way about it?

And the place I live in is really liberal about such things, and I never felt any misgivings about masturbation. It's just that I don't like 3D porn.

>> No.10040661

>>10040634
Find better animes.

And PLEASE, don't ever watch any anime adaptation of anything. Especially from a VN. Especially by Deen.

See? Most animes are adaptations and those are forbidden. You won't have trouble finding good ones anymore.

>> No.10040674

>>10040644
3D is mostly shit, search harder.

You feel bad after fapping to anything. It's normal for anyone with a penis.

Where the hell do you live? Africa? Some asian country where those greedy sick fucks can't brainwash everybody?

>> No.10040695

>>10040674

Glorious Scandinavia. Nobody gives a fuck about masturbation around here. At least nobody I've met.

Explain to me why I feel bad after fapping to 3D, but not 2D then. And I've looked pretty fucking hard for good 3D porn, and I'm pretty sure some of what I found was good too. I wouldn't know because it's not my thing.

>> No.10040736

>>10040695
So they let the children do whatever the fuck they want with their private parts? That's good.

Wait, you also feel bad after fapping to 2D. It's like taking a hot shower and then getting out to search for a towel. Even though its temperature is normal for everybody else, you feel the air cold as ice.

The same happens after any orgasm.

>> No.10040759

>>10040736

No, I do not. At least not the way I do after 3D.

After fapping to 2D, I usually feel relaxed. I don't feel bad as much as I feel satisfied, kind of like how you'll feel after eating when you're hungry.

>> No.10040773

>>10040759

Oh, and since you seem interested, I'll mention that I've had numerous sex ed classes where we've basically been told "it's nothing to worry about, it's perfectly normal, sexuality is individual, masturbation is a natural part of youth" and things along those lines. They tried very hard to make us comfortable about our sexuality and to demystify it.

>> No.10040789

Does ZUN's semen taste like alcohol

>> No.10040795

>>10040789

I don't know, why don't you go see if you can find out?

>> No.10040809

Got nothing against 3D, but it's certainly not for me. See, I once had roommate. He was a pretty cool guy and everything, but after a while I could barely stand him. It wasn't that he was a jerk or anything like that, it was just a bunch of little things that mostly weren't even his fault. But I figured if I can't handle sharing a big apartment with a person who was almost never home anyway, I'd probably go crazy if I was forced to share my entire life with someone. It just wouldn't work.

I like being alone, and while that can get lonely sometimes, well, I kind of like that part too. That's the main reason why I don't go in for real women.

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>>10040789
Does Ryukishi's loli girlfriend smell like crayon?

http://sai-zen-sen.jp/works/extras/harukaze07/01/01.html

>> No.10040833

>>10040815
Crayon level:

2D japanese lolis > 3D lolis >>>>> 3D japanese lolis

So, no. She doesn't smell like crayon, just a little bit.

>> No.10040857

One time I farted in a kid's face so badly that he farted.

>> No.10040867

>>10040661
It's troublesome because I don't even know what I like anymore. I used to like watching cute girls do cute things type show, but now I really don't need to anymore.

I feel like one of those losers that only wants to watch serious stuff now. I used to despise people like that.

I feel like I should just move on.

>> No.10040868

Every month or so I come to this website to this specific board for a thread just like this to read all the pathetic creepy replies. It's a great motivator for my brutal body-hating work out I have every 4 weeks. I keep a consistent diet and exercise routine but I still dread today. You guys motivate me enough that I'm eager to jump right into it. I'm terrified of ending up like you people. No offense. You guys really should go outside and make friends though this nerdy shit is unhealthy.

>> No.10040882

Why are guys still bumping this shitty thread to the front page?

>> No.10040889
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>>10040867
watch magical girls show. Fuck reel deel

>> No.10040900

>>10040868

Not pursuing a girlfriend doesn't imply being physically unfit or having an unhealthy lifestyle.

>> No.10040905

>>10038711
At least real life little girls don't incinerate you with Laevatein over and over again.

>> No.10040924

http://archive.foolz.us/_/search/image/GQEHoesv0ot516g4rgdsfw%3D%3D/

Just so you know the kind of people that post these threads.

>> No.10040933

2D girls are idealizations or 3D girls. Their good traits are exaggerated in 2D, but the 3D girls certainly had them.

So you only like 2D women and teenagers? Stop being so fucking exigent and see above.

So you only like 2D lolis? Stop being delusional.

So you only like 2D lolis? For real? Then you are just like the first faggot. Don't be so exigent, 3D girls aren't perfect but they sure as fuck have all the cute traits that you love about 2D lolis.

>> No.10040930

>>10040924
Don't use that archive.

>> No.10040940

>>10040930
I used it just because it archives other boards.

>> No.10040943

>>10040930
Why? No, seriously? Do people hate that archive for some autistic reason? It's the first time I hear about that, so explain.

>> No.10040947

>>10040900
based on the replies here, yes it does. you people are all unhealthy physically and mentally. i know you people were the creepy kids in high school who sat alone at lunch and never tried to make friends or shower.

>> No.10040948

>>10040940
Warosu also archives more than one board.

>> No.10040961

>>10040933
I don't find anything wrong with 3D girls. However, being interested makes the police want to arrest you. So, usually, I just pretend I have no interest.

>> No.10040976

>>10040943
"Autistic reason" pretty much sums it up.

>> No.10040983

>>10040947

I was social to a fault in grade school. I'm normal weight. I shower every day. I have no form of psychological disability whatsoever.

And I haven't seen any replies in this thread that has mentioned being overweight or showering or being creepy in school. That's just your assumption. Because in your mind, foregoing the opposite sex implies those things. But that's just your assumption.

Though I suppose it's best for you to keep entertaining that view, since it seems like it helps you motivate yourself to maintain a healthy lifestyle.

>> No.10040986

>>10040948
But easymodo redirects there and I can't be bothered to remember another archive name.

>> No.10041002 [DELETED] 

>>10040943
In the earliest days of the post-easymodo archive wars, people disliked Woxxy for a variety of reasons. He implemented advertisements. He wouldn't link to the other archives when they all linked to him. He made a Web 2.0 theme that was broken as hell and initially refused to add a classic-style theme. He mentioned adding a sort of premium account so people could skip interstitial ads. He typed like a moron from /v/ and aimed for ENTERPRISE fame.
A lot of those things have changed, but I still dislike Woxxy and his archive. Especially since it's no longer an archive but an "image board" of its own, and he tried to integrate the two to generate traffic. He also likes to play moderator and delete non-illegal content. For example, Robert Brown posted a picture on his blog (where he had a disclaimer saying all his content was public domain). He posted that picture with the message "here spammers, use this". Here's the picture on Warosu:
https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/image/U604hNQ_3XUzt1iyDYC3Bg
Here it is on FoOlz:
https://archive.foolz.us/jp/search/image/U604hNQ_3XUzt1iyDYC3Bg/
Robert did not ask for this, Woxxy took it upon himself to do it.

Frankly I just hate the entire design of FoOlz. 4chan isn't full of Web 2.0 AJAX bullshite, so a site archiving it shouldn't be. An archive should try to imitate the original design, rather than someone making their own "interpretation" because they're a CS student who took a Web design class. AoRF and Eksopl got this, Woxxy doesn't.

>> No.10041003

>>10040947
That is true. I can't help but be unhealthy.

>> No.10041009

>>10040905
IF THEY WANT, real little girls can literally destroy your life. They just need to frabricate some story about how you touched her naughty places.

Then your family will despise you, your friends will despise you, your girlfriend will have hardocore anal sex with a different guy and you'll have hardcore anal sex with some jail dweller nigga.

Little girls are terrifying. They will blackmail you with that frabricated shit if they really hate you. Then you'll be forced to do whatever she wants. And it won't be licking her smelly loli-socks or something, oh no. You'll end up wasting all your money buying her toys, videogames and shit.

>> No.10041014 [DELETED] 

>>10040986
http://archive.easymodo.net/
> Redirect archive links to:

>> No.10041021

>>10041002
There's a fuuka theme you twit.

>> No.10041024

>>10041009

this is scary because its true

>> No.10041028

>>10040986
Fuck off back to /a/b/v/ with you "But..." sentences. They make you sound like an idiot and a child.

>> No.10041031
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>>10040947
Gross dude, I do shower. I'm just shy.
What's so mentally unstable about being a shy gentle person? I wish I were born a girl, that's the only thing wrong with me really. Being shy and gentle, and for those reasons no one ever wants to be my friend or even pay the least bit attention to me.
I blame my religious upbringing. Meekness is not a virtue. The meek are burned as fuel for the normalfags. That's why I show no remorse in leeching off welfarebux after graduating. Society DOES owe me, a lifetime of compensation.

>> No.10041032

>>10041009
my loli cousin did that to me, but she requested lewd things in lieu of her snitching on me.

>> No.10041045

>>10041032
Can you please explain in detail some of the things she made you do?

>> No.10041046

>>10041028
This is the most ridiculous post of the day. Thanks.

>> No.10041058

>>10041009

I had this done to me. It was horrible even though I literally did nothing. She just made everything up and no one believed me.

Being blackmailed is the worst feeling, /jp/.

>> No.10041061

>>10041046
And it's entirely true. I don't know what caused it, but recently off-boarders have been starting their sentences like that, and it makes them sound like literal blathering dimwits.

>> No.10041078

>>10041061

Not wholly unlike the effect your use of the word literal has on your posts.

>> No.10041085

>>10041009
Why would a random little girl really hate me though? They usually have reason, unlike Flan who just attacks people when she is bored.

>> No.10041089

>>10040961
They can't arrest if you haven't done anything.

If you are really, really mad about the whole witch hunt and just want to say "fuck it, I'm a pedophile and you ignorants haters are bad people!", you'll be hated by everyone, beaten for no reason, the police won't help you with the people who want you dead and they'll keep a close eye on you the whole fucking time.

You won't be able to watch the kind of erotica you like anymore, they'll be knoking on the door every week just to make sure. And your aunt won't let you see your cute loli cousin anymore, and both you and your aunt will wish the other were dead.

So... If you really are incredibly butthurt about this crazy society and just want to watch the world burn every day, tell about it to the few people who could understand it without freaking out. That will help you relax a bit. I doubt most /jp/ers have friends, though.

>> No.10041111

>>10040933

Doesn't apply to me. Don't know why. Can't explain it. Can't prove it. But it's the truth.

>> No.10041114

>>10041061
It's a pretty common way to start a post. I think you need to get some rest.

>> No.10041116

>>10041031
Even if you were born a little girl, you would be a woman by now and expected not to be so shy.

>> No.10041118

>>10041089

> They can't arrest if you haven't done anything

Little girls fabricates story with crocodile tears in her eyes. Who are they going to believe?

>> No.10041120

>>10041078
You know it to be true as well. If you're going to type like an idiot dragging literal /a/b/v/ memes here, don't post in the threads I'm posting in. That's all I ask.

>> No.10041131

>>10041061
Starting a sentence with "And..." is just as poor grammatically. You fail as a pedant.

>> No.10041133

>>10041061

You mean stuff like:

>B-b-but it's fun
>b-but it's just released, guys, they'll patch it

right?

>> No.10041140

>>10040983
why shower or be healthy if you're just going to be a shut in anyway? im just using logic homie

>>10041031
you're why i generally dont like most white people

>> No.10041141

>>10041120
How the fuck is "but" a meme?

>> No.10041142

>>10041131
Where'd you learn about strawmen?

>> No.10041150

>>10041140

There you go making assumptions again. Who said I'm a shut-in?

>> No.10041156

>>10041142
The same place you learned about memes.

>> No.10041169

>>10041156
And then I guess that means I learned about them from your mom.

>> No.10041178

>>10041140
>You're why i generally dont like most white people
But I'm hispanic

>> No.10041195

>>10041169
It's no wonder you are so mistaken. Next time, don't ask a middle aged woman what a meme is.

>> No.10041193

>>10041150
i dunno man. you're on a board dedicated to obsessing over japan. no offense but what normal person does that? are you a shut-in?

>> No.10041216

>>10041195
She didn't seen middle-aged when I was with her.

>> No.10041217

>>10041193

So you're not normal if you're into japanese culture, is that what you're saying?

And no, I'm not a shut-in.

>> No.10041220

>>10041178
doubt it. what kind of hispanic calls himself a fucking hispanic? thats a white man label. also most "hispanics" have large families that don't really approve of this weird lifestyle.

>> No.10041239

>>10041217
yeah.

>> No.10041240

>>10041217
If you really had an interest in Japanese culture, /jp/ would bore you with its monomania.

>> No.10041246

>>10041220

So I guess you're the kind of person who labels people after specific traits and then make assumptions based on them. In other words, you're full of prejudice, my friend.

>> No.10041263

>>10040547
I had and have the exact same problem. The exact reason why "2d" porn or drawings don't give this feel is because they stimulated a bit less than the actual photographic porn.

Take time on how fast you come with actual porn vs. drawings. For me it is <2min vs. >4min. And hell, even the composition of the ejaculated sperm is different!

>> No.10041265

>>10041220
Why are you so racist dude?
I don't care if white man stole your ancestral lands or enslaved your people, leave me alone. You're why I dislike people in general. Why are you so confrontational?

>> No.10041284

>>10041263
Damn it, /jp/, stop encouraging me to download CP for "experiments." I've gone clean.

>> No.10041308

>>10041263

Personally, I have a hard time ejaculating to 3D. I try every now and then, but I mostly end up going back to 2D to finish the job. So if anything 3D is less stimulating to me.

It's interesting it would be like that for you though. I can see how it makes sense.

>> No.10041314

>>10041246
yes

>>10041265
what's racist about pointing out social/cultural norms i've observed in my own family and the families of literally every "hispanic" friend i have. you white people are too ignorant. think you know everything

>> No.10041333

>>10041314

>think you know everything

Oh god, the irony!

>> No.10041339

>>10041314
But I am hispanic. I was born in Ponce and lived there for most of my life. I attended Area E. Rivera Collazo elementary and later Ponce High.
I don't see why you think that everyone who doesn't agree with you is a white person. You're no different than those people in /pol/ who hate Jews by just stereotyping them. Really, you're just one and the same.
You should think that. You're exactly the type of person you hate.

>> No.10041362

>>10041339
There you go with those memes again. Take it to /a/b/v/.

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>>10041032
Tell us the whole story.

>>10041085
Maybe you were a dick to her. I'm really nice when interacting with cute lolis, so they'd never hate me. Just find the pedophile who lives inside you and worship the little girl. She won't hate you that way.

Still, if for some reason she hated you... God. When you have A LOT of power (pedophilia hysteria in this case) and your mind is still undeveloped (the butthurt little girl who hates you for being a dick to her), you can become a fucking scary monster.

It happened to me when I was 11. I was the bullied kid my whole life, but that year was different. I got into a fight with a friend for some retarded reason and we ended up hating each other for a while.

Some kids took advantage of that and basically offered me their power to turn his life into a living hell, just for the fun of bullying I guess. I was somewhat the leader of the group...

The guy ended up with a huge depression, but we kept on and on for more than a year. It was horrible. We even hit him after school, at any hour, so the guy was afraid to go out. More and more kids joined in to the fun. And since we were his only friends before, he was all alone.

It grew and grew instinctively, because it's damn fun to have the whole class or even half of the school against a kid you resent. It's evil, yes, but aren't all kids little monsters? Just give some angry kid a shitty motive and a lot of power and see what happens. He can't control himself, I guarantee it.

That guy had a 7/8yo loli sister. She was a bit chubby, just a bit, but I liked that tomboy a lot. She didn't smell like crayon, though. Weird.

She hated me back then because of what we did to her brother. I feel like shit now, we could have been still friends and maybe something better... If those fucking retards hadn't appeared, I and my friend would have forgiven each other. He was a nice guy too.

Sorry for my english, I'm Italian. A nostalgic, sad Italian ;_;

>> No.10041477

>>10041395
You should try to find the guy and apologize to him.

>> No.10041482

>>10041118
Well, I was talking about the whole "I can't come out of the toybox!" thing.

But god help you if some evil loli decides to target you after your big reveal. Scary shit, man.

>> No.10041503

>>10041477
He became a gothic or something like that and still lives next to me (we are 19).

Meh, I don't feel like trying. He must be a different person now and his sister has boobs. It would be awkward too...

>> No.10041513

>>10041216
No, seriously, she's like 65.

>> No.10041525

>>10041503

>He became a gothic or something

My god, what have you done?

>> No.10041526

>>10041513
Like I said, that doesn't seem middle-aged to me.

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>>10041525

>> No.10041551 [DELETED] 

>>10038711
Mine is better. Too bad the little girl in the pic is Lera Bugorskaya aka LauraB from Candydoll. She looks WAY better here >>10040511 , free of artificial normalfag shit.

>> No.10041571

>>10041525
I know, I'm going to fucking hell!

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>>10038711
Mine is better.

Too bad the little girl in the pic is Lera Bugorskaya aka LauraB from CANDYDOLL. She looks WAY better here >>10040511 , free of artificial normalfag shit.

>> No.10041584

>>10041395
>It grew and grew instinctively, because it's damn fun to have the whole class or even half of the school against a kid you resent. It's evil, yes, but aren't all kids little monsters? Just give some angry kid a shitty motive and a lot of power and see what happens. He can't control himself, I guarantee it.
You are objectively and absolutely wrong. I can't even remember when was the last time I've seen this much clearly malicious projection. People like you are the reason why I don't hate society - there has to be some mechanism to weed out illogically destructive individuals.

>> No.10041598

>>10041584
>implying he is still an asshole
>implying most kids aren't evil assholes

>> No.10041626

>>10041598
>It's evil, yes, but aren't all kids little monsters?
Writing something like that is completely unacceptable. That's exactly the kind of crap abusive people spout.

>> No.10041634

>>10041581
Little girls are starting to act like the girls on the left. They're growing up too fast, it's disgusting

>> No.10041643

>>10041634

this generation is truly the worst

>> No.10041652

>>10041584

I think he's right on some level. Evolution has benefitted that kind of behavior, and it has thus become ingrained in our genes. But in the long run, it benefits the human race more to rid ourselves of those tendencies. That is, however, something we have to be taught.

Although some are most likely less naturally predisposed to one or the other.

>> No.10041674

>>10041626
Shut up, drama whore.

Any kid can become a monster who bullies other kids. They can be incredibly cruel if they have the chance.

Adults can be either evil the whole time or just humans.

>> No.10041679

>>10041581
to be honest, I don't know if I would enjoy spending time with the one on the right..but I certainly wouldn't like to interact with the one on the left.

>> No.10041680

>>10041634
>>10041643
Hormones in the food and Disney shit.

>> No.10041683

>>10041581
What's the latest she's done? I have 34 and she looks older... I hope she stopped. It was a shock to open the folder and see her like this.

>> No.10041689

>>10041679
Would you be bored? Or just don't like little girls in a romantic/sexual sense?

>> No.10041690

>>10041598
I may have snubbed potential friends, but turning the whole class against one guy? That's taking it too far.

>> No.10041705

>>10041683

wait a minute

I know the little girl on the right is lauraB, but who's the one on the left?

You're not fucking serious, are you? They can't possibly be the same person.

>> No.10041709

>>10041634
What age range are we talking here? I can see it for 5th grade girls and up. But I find that 3rd graders and often 4th graders still fit the bill.

>> No.10041712

>>10041395
you had your fun and he had it rough. that's it. stop regretting it.

but don't get a wrong idea-it was 100% your choice

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>>10041705
I didn't say it was the same person. In this set (numbered 34) she looks older and less cute.

>> No.10041719

>>10041705
Is it really that hard to believe?

>> No.10041723

>>10041705
It's a sad world isn't it?

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>>10041683
You mean her 34th video or something?

Anyway, she stopped. Lera is now "rich" compared to other poor kids and her beauty is stunning. I don't know if she's 10 or 12 years old now, but she certainly looks beautiful.

>34
>certainly
Oh boy.

>> No.10041735

>>10041719
>>10041723

why are you lying to me to sick fucks

do you find pleasure in telling lies over the internet?

>> No.10041736

Crayons and milk.

>> No.10041744

>>10041581
Most of this is really biased but I don't feel like arguing over this so I'll just say that most of the adult problems can be fixed with etiquette classes and in-depth skin care management.

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>>10041727
I just assumed they were sets. The lower the number, the younger she is. The highest I have is 34 and she looks a lot older than the others. This is from 23.

>> No.10041760

>>10041754
slavs are so fucking ugly

>> No.10041764

>>10040524
Why do you say this?

I find their dresses like
>>10041754

To be very cute.

>> No.10041765

>>10041581
LauraB is still kinda....slutty.
Y u no use AliceL?

>> No.10041769

>>10041765
>Y u no

Kill yourself out of /jp/.

>> No.10041775

>>10041744
Do you think everyone is upper class? Most people can't afford to go to etiquette classes or a spa.

>> No.10041776

>>10041765
>Y u no

Why do people do this? How difficult is it to type properly?

>> No.10041792

>>10041690
It was just too easy. I didn't even try to turn the whole class against him, they did it themselves "for my sake". I obviously knew they didn't give a fuck about me, but at that time I just wanted to kill that asshole (I don't remember why the hell we were mad at each other, but it was probably a stupid reason).

>>10041705
I lol'd hard. Thanks god they aren't the same person.

>>10041712
Hm, thanks. I just feel bad for the loli. And because the guy became a gothic. A ridiculous one.

>>10041718
11yo Lerusya far away from Candydoll >> 8yo LauraB

>> No.10041794

>>10041769
>>10041776
Y u two no take it easy?

>> No.10041799

>>10041674
>Shut up, drama whore.
Why am I not surprised?
>Any kid can become a monster who bullies other kids. They can be incredibly cruel if they have the chance.
Well of course. That's an obvious truth.
When an ordinary child _actively harrasses_ his peers for _no obvious reason_ he is exhibiting exceptionally antisocial behavior with real consequences. If it happens, it happens, and that's what's important.

>> No.10041804

>>10041760
More like the opposite.

>> No.10041809

>>10041760
I think she's really cute.

>> No.10041814

>>10041764
>they make the girls act like sluts
>they make them dress like adults
>adult BDSM clothes, adult shoes, adult... everything
>makeup
>kids bored as fuck, I'd rather fap to them playing in a swimming pool

>> No.10041815

>>10041718
When you put makeup on a little girl it ruins cuteness.

>> No.10041825 [DELETED] 

>>10041815
That's what pedos what Candydoll to believe

>> No.10041834

>>10041815
That's what pedos want Candydoll to believe

>> No.10041839

>>10041815
You have to put on makeup if you work with professional camera crews. The lighting alone would make you look terrible otherwise.

>> No.10041862

>>10041581
>biased as fuck
>not a pedo, just a butthurt normal who hates sluts
>videogames this, videogames that, oh shut the fuck up
He is right, though.

>> No.10041875

>>10041839
Why is that? Little girls don't have bad skin or anything of the sort.

And hell, if you really need makeup to work with professional cameras, then use normal ones. What's the point of the whole thing if you turn the kids into adults full of makeup?

>> No.10041945

>>10041839
>>10041875
For what it's worth, the camera and lens in both those pictures are the same, it just seems like one was lit with a table lamp or something with focus on her chest, and the other with focus on her eyes (as it should be).

>> No.10041963

>>10041945
Are you a photographer? You seem to know a lot about this.

>> No.10042029

>>10041963
I just enjoy cameras and pictures. I'm that guy who posted before about getting hung up on stuff like this.

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>>10041626
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>>10041945

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Laura is best, protect forever.

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