/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So is it true SC2 nerds are playing Melty? Why don't we see you kids around here?

Oh fuck, call the ambulance. Fading fast, oh god tell /jp/... te.... tell /jp/ that... I... lo.... lo.... loathe them.

Why am I not dead yet?

Why didn't Yuina have a Tari Tari counterpart?

>>10037919
lel most of the shit posting around here is done "sc2 nerds"

>>10037952
Nobody likes her

Oh no now I'm bleeding my love for you

Oh wait that means I'm fine because I think you're a dweeb

CAN I GET AN ICE BURN

>>10037906
*casts reflect moe*

your moe bullets bounce right offa me.

>>10038016
Did you look up at the moon while you did that and say "I don't need anyone, just myself" or something dark like that.

>>10038022
No, I lowered my head, looked at my feet, took a deep breath and then sighed.

>>10038038
Ah I see, I didn't consider that possibility, but thats definitely more of a /jp/ dark.

>>10038041
There are different types of dark?
What if /jp/ isn't my main board? What if I frequent a variety if different boards, does that make me several types of edgy?

>>10038073
Theres the more epic type of dark with a bit of romanticism, then theres the just depressing type, like you posted.

>>10038078
What about a fusion of dark, romantically depressing? I don't want to be depressingly epic.

>>10038097
Would that be like the ending of Romeo and Juliet?

>>10038098
That would be depressingly epic but also dark and romantic. I want a happy ending, with humming birds and marsh mellow clouds. I everyone to live happily ever after in peace and harmony.

>>10038108
I had to go back multiple posts to even remember what this was about. I think being shot with moe bullets would be pretty happy, they're just love bullets after all.

>>10038115
I don't like being shot, with anything.
Can we not just cuddle up and share the same strawberry milkshake through two straws?

>>10038126
That sounds pretty cute, I guess that will work, but you're missing out on some serious cuteness.

>>10038130
Bullets don't sound very cute to me, but if it will make you happy, I will be willing to take a moe bullet for you.

>>10038135
Well you already deflected today's supply of ammo, so I guess you'll just have to wait till next time now.

>>10038140
oh, okay then :-(
Next time then...

>>10038148
i'll shoot you with something!
*Sprays semen everywhere holy fuck everything is covered*

>>10038154
*opens mouth*

*catches as much as possible*

*swallows it all in one gulp*

*licks the remainder of lips*

yummy

>>10038154

*opens mouth*

*sticks out tongue*

arghhhh

*catches as much as possible*

*swallows it all in one gulp*

*licks remainder off lips*

yummy, is there any more?

Block!

How much moe can the human heart contain?

>>10038305
It varies from person to person.

>>10038305
I'll estimate the LD50 to be around 2-3 moe bullets.