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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urOSx838cfQ

This song is soooooo cool!

>> No.10037142

r u a gal irl?

>> No.10037167

>>10037142
Quit molesting me with your words.

>> No.10037171

>>10037142
btw im a girl

>> No.10037173

>>10037167
molest this
*whips out dick*

>> No.10037177

>>10037167
>>10037171
want 2 fug?

>> No.10037184

>>10037177
>>10037173
>>10037171
>>10037142
Don't bully my girlfriend.

>> No.10037187

>>10037142
Check the archives, he posted in a vocaroo thread saying "I'm a girl, ask me anything.". He's clearly a man.

>> No.10037195

Please stop acting like fucking retards.

>> No.10037209
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>>10037187
No sir, I refuse to believe it.

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>>10037195

>> No.10037216
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>>10037177
How big is your penis?

>> No.10037232

>>10037216
u tell me babby

*drops pants*
*30lb dik flops out n slaps u in face*

>> No.10037244
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>>10037232
more like 300 pounds of flab rolls out.

>> No.10037256

>>10037244
yea babby
300 pounds of flabby dik
get 2 work

>> No.10037263
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10037263

this thread is gold

>> No.10037300
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>>10037256
Sorry, I don't suck flabby NEETs off.
If you had a cute little penis I might reconsider.

>> No.10037310

>>10037300
5'10" tall
125 lbs
5.5 incher here. How's that?

>> No.10037318

>>10037310
Too big

>> No.10037326

>>10037310
6'0"
140 lbs
5 incher

>> No.10037322

>>10037310
Too big. You need to be like 2-3 inches.

>> No.10037332

>>10037300
I have a cute little penis and I'd dress up for you/call you master if you wanted.

>> No.10037337

5'6"
117 lbs
a girl

>> No.10037348

>>10037322
>>10037318
Whatta fuck man?

>> No.10037349

5'8
195 pounds
5 inches

I hate myself

>> No.10037362

>>10037349
Still too big.

>> No.10037351
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>>10037326
TOO BIG.
>>10037332
I'm a girl.....

>> No.10037370

>>10037362
Want me to make it shorter by cutting some of it off or something?

I could get surgery. I just want an Otaku gf

>> No.10037375

>>10037318
>>10037322
If I'm submissive does it make up for the fact that I'm 2-2.5" too long?

>> No.10037394
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>>10037370
>Mutilated penis
N-no thank you!
>>10037375
No. I want you to (try) and dominate me with your tiny flaccid penis.

>> No.10037425

>>10037394
Please I'll do anything! Just be my Otaku girlfriend?

I've been told I am quite good looking I just have trouble talking to people is all!

>> No.10037438

>>10037425
You're so not my type.
We can just be friends, if you like.

>> No.10037447

>>10037438
Are you good at TF2?

>> No.10037459

>>10037447
Nope.
I only play fightings games, shmups and RPGs.

>> No.10037487

>>10037459
What if I beat you at the fighting game of your choice?

>> No.10037480

>>10037459
Well then no thanks.

I only want friend who put out or can replace members of my UGC team.

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>>10037310
>>10037326
Wtf you guys are so tall yet lighter than me? gwahahaha you're probably skinny stickfigures. Even >>10037337 for being a girl is too stickfigurey

5'8"
145 (ALL MUSCLE BABAY)
I have no idea about my dicksize, probably like 5-7 inches, why should I be concerned about dicksize when I rarely have sex? And the few times I have, I was taken advantage of while I was drunk by alpha-girls... It felt like rape ;__;

>> No.10037504

>>10037500
Get out normalshit

>> No.10037510

>>10037487
You wouldn't let me win?
What kind of a monster are you?
No, sorry.... I don't think we can be friends, you're mean.

>> No.10037512

FIVE FEET TEN INCHES
ONE HUNDRED POUNDS
ALL OF IT IS MY DICK

>> No.10037513

>>10037510
You are the worst poster in this thread

>> No.10037514

>>10037349
It's better being too fat than to be too skinny. If you ever wanted to build muscle mass you could skip the carbs and just shovel down beef jerky and eggs and just work out for like 40 minutes. You'd become alpha in like 3 months

>> No.10037516

>>10037510
Is this still Gensokyo Gal posting with a trip?

>> No.10037521

>>10037516
without* that is, sorry

>> No.10037529

>>10037514
But bagels and mashed potatoes are too tasty.

I dunno anything about working out and eating right but if I eat whatever and exercises for 30-60 minutes a day could I be /fit/?

>> No.10037531

>>10037300
I'm 5'3"
110
about 4 inches

>> No.10037541
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>>10037513
Hey man, that's just your opinion.
I am just girl trying to have fun here.
>>10037516
I'll never tell.
>>10037531
How feminine are you?

>> No.10037549

>>10037541
Well I really hope not, at least you didn't shit post this bad in the past.

>> No.10037551

>>10037529
I'm from fit. If you just want to lose weight, then 30-60 minutes is WAY overdoing it. You really just need to run like a mile or two per day, which shouldn't take you longer than 25 minutes.

But if you want muscle (It won't make you lose weight, you'll just lose your fat), then you should work out every muscle group for like 10 minutes until your body becomes jello and you'll be sexy as fuck. All of this while you eat whatever you want. Doing something is always better than nothing. No matter how sexy you become, you will ALWAYS be socially inept :<

>> No.10037555

>>10037541
stop attention whoring.

You are probably an ugly hambeast anyways.

>> No.10037558

>>10037541
Well I CD somewhat often. If that answers your question

>> No.10037561

>>10037510
Good, I wouldn't want to play fighting games with a bitch like you anyway. I only play with real niggas.

>> No.10037563

>>10037551
I already have a pretty 2D girlfriend so the socially inept part doesn't matter, I just want to look normal.

Thanks for the tips, friend.

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>>10037563
read the fucking sticky
>>>/fit/4820056

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>>10037549
>>10037555
>>10037561
Silly boys... You'd never get with a girl like me, not even in your dreams. I wouldn't even glance in your general direction in a million years.
>>10037558
How convincing are you?
Do you have nice legs?
Do you shave all of you body hair?

>> No.10037581

>>10037570
My friend told me there was only gay porn on /fit/ so I never go there.

Plus there is no anime, touhou or otaku culture stuff!

>> No.10037579

>>10037555
Atleast a hambeast can be touched irl... :\

>> No.10037585

>>10037570
Everyone should read that.

>> No.10037587

>>10037579
Too bad no one would want to touch such a thing.

>> No.10037590

>>10037573
I suppose I have nice legs I don't know. I CD in private most of the time. And yes I shave all of my body hair.

Sorry no pics if you want any. I don't have a camera

>> No.10037591

>>10037579
suck my cock dude

>> No.10037593

>>10037573
Please don't include me in your nonsense, I was just asking if you were that tripcode user.

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>>10037067
I don't think your song is cool. But it's not uncool

>> No.10037595

>>10037590
Would you CD for me if I made it worth your while?

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>>10037593
Too late boyo, you're in my cross-hair now!

*bang*

*shoots you with moe bullets* <3

>> No.10037622

>>10037609
Please leave. You are a poor poster and have bad images as well.

I would go so far to say you are a filthy cross-boarder.

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>>10037622
That was a real high quality post there anon.

>> No.10037667

>>10037636
Go back to playing SC2 with your korean gf, loser.

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>>10037667
You're not the boss of me, nerd. I'll do what I please, where I want and when I want to.
No need to take your self hate and loathing out on me.
Jeez.

>> No.10037722

>>10037719
This isn't even good shit posting

Step it up.

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>>10037722
Yes, you're much better at that than I am.

>> No.10037904

>>10037609
I didn't think I'd ever be hit by my own magic, this feels wonderful.

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