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You guys don't know how bad I want to leave here but no matter how I block or try an forget I keep coming back here.'

I wish I could murder everyone who posts here so i have no reason to come back.

>> No.10036969
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You don't want to leave, you just want to want to leave.

>> No.10036975

you can start with murdering my boner

*ziiiiiiiiiiipppp*

>> No.10036985
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Let me know if you need help disposing the bodies.

>> No.10037000
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You guys are my tomodachis

>> No.10037001
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>>10036969
He'd murder everyone that posts here and still come back. The only poster, sageing every thread, arguing with himself, complaining about the janitor not deleting the shitty off topic threads that only he can make.

>> No.10037018
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thats p cute op

>> No.10037023

OP is this yours?
>>>/q/277967

>> No.10037031
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Only if you kill yourself too after you're done with it. That would be sooo romantic.

>> No.10037040

I want to leave but I'd die without being able to shitpost every now and then.

>> No.10037049

I really watch the life drain from every /jp/er....

>> No.10037053
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>>10037001
Then after years of posting off topic threads that get responses solely from him he makes his final thread, telling his /jp/ that he is done. The good times are all over and he doesn't find it fun anymore. His final thread gets no replies, because the only person that could reply has left for Gensokyo.

>> No.10037055

>>10036964
just get the fuck out

>> No.10037059

How do you leave?

>> No.10037061
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>>10037031
More bodies, hooray!

>> No.10037074

http://www.marcandangel.com/2012/05/28/10-mistakes-unhappy-people-make/

>Using failed relationships as an excuse. – Life doesn’t always introduce you to the people you WANT to meet. Sometimes life puts you in touch with the people you NEED to meet – to help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you, and to gradually strengthen you into the person you were meant to become.

>> No.10037085

>>10037074
Nice soap opera quote for normalfaggots, dude.

>> No.10037091

>>10037059
Just leave. Find something that is more enjoyable. Or something like that.

>> No.10037099

>>10037091
I don't know what I enjoy..../jp/ was the last thing I liked and I use it all day.

>> No.10037116

>>10037099
Go fly kites or something.

>> No.10037128

>>10037116
I'm scared to go outside...

>> No.10037145

You can kill me if you want~

>> No.10037150

>>10037145
I don't want to kill anyone anymore I was just having another mini breakdown before.

>> No.10037153

>>10037128
I don't see how do you'd expect to kill anyone then.

>> No.10037160

>>10037150
Then can I kill you instead?

>> No.10037161

>>10037153
see
>>10037150

>> No.10037165

>>10037160
I don't like dieing it hurts and is scary. If you could do it while I'm sleeping I wouldn't mind.

>> No.10037174
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The dwindling potential body count of this thread is disappointing.

>> No.10037183

>>10037174
eat this
*grabs dick*

>> No.10037181

>>10037165
But if you're awake, I can rub your head and whisper kind things to you as you travel to Gensokyo!

>> No.10037185

>>10037128
Go outside anyway.

>> No.10037203

>>10037185
I will probably have an anxiety attack like usual

>>10037181
That's nice but I really don't want to be awake in my final seconds just so I can go peacefully.

>> No.10037217

>>10037203
I'll fucking kill you when you're wide awake you bitch.

>> No.10037222

>>10037217 here, I retract my statement. Sorry about that.

>> No.10037223
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>>10037183
Not enough sustenance.

>> No.10037229

>>10037203
Go outside anyway.

>> No.10037241

>>10037223
How's this for substance
*whips out gorgeous cock*

*is 300 pounds*

*busts your jaw*

>> No.10037245

>>10037229
Why?

>> No.10037248
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>>10037241
That's cute.

>> No.10037260

>>10037248
You better not cheat on me with that fatso, slut. My dick was first.

>> No.10037262

>>10037245
Change of pace. Or find something enjoyable inside if you absolutely can't.

>> No.10037271

>>10037262
Oh but I won't be able to refresh my threads if i'm outside.

Maybe I'll take up thinspo lifestyle since I have been getting fat.

>> No.10037278

>>10037248
Really?
You think I'm cute?

>> No.10037279

>>10037271
just stop eating for a while and youll be skinny again!

>> No.10037292

>>10037287
STOP eating candy please. thanks.

>> No.10037287

>>10037279
I don't eat much now as it is I just drink water and munch candy.

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>>10037260
Ahahaha, are you mad?

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>>10037293
So now even shoggoths have turned into slut...

>> No.10037312

>>10037271
That's just too bad then. Go outside anyway.

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>>10037278
Can't talk, busy eating.

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>>10037321
>busy eating.
Too busy eating..... cocks.
amarite?

>> No.10037341

>>10037292
O-okay....

>> No.10037374

I feel the same op.

It's like highlander but with shitposting instead of swords.

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>>10037278
No, you're actually not very cute. I was just hungry.

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>>10037335
Genitals actually come in after the small intestines in terms of tastiness.

>> No.10037408

>>10037384
HUNGRY FOR PENIS LEL

>> No.10037415

>>10037384
Well that's rude... Why would you lie like that?
Don't you know I have feelings?

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>>10037408
my fuckin sides

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>>10037415
Well, I was disappointed at the lack of potential bodies. Also, you offered. Also, you no longer have a penis.

>> No.10037457

I hate /jp/. Just wanted to let you guys know.

>> No.10037468

>>10037444
I didn't know what I was getting myself into... I just wanted to get my dick wet man, not gnawed off.
Just because I don't have a penis doesn't mean I don't have feelings...

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OP, sorry for the extended derailment of your thread. This is what happens when you get my hopes up for bodies. I'll be going now.

Zzzzz...

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>>10037468
You're still not cute. Thanks for the meal though, it was delicious. I hope you'll feel better knowing that I sleep well on a fuller stomach.

>> No.10037517

>>10037503
HOW ABOUT A FULLER MOUTH, OF SPUNK?!
LEL

>> No.10037526

>>10037503
I am pretty content with being a delicious meal, it's something of a consolation I guess..
What's the obsession with cuteness? You're hardly a qtpie yourself.

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