/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10036675

I have been going to the gym.

That's it. It's fun but my back hurts from squats and I don't want to squat or deadlift anymore

I wanna pull Reimu's nipple.

Kuso thread award.

I' on autismbux. As part of my terms, I am required to attend cognitive therapy. Is this considered Education, or can I still be NEET?

Shitpost till death.

>>10036695
Every thread gets that award these days.

I woke up with the resolve to read up some more on programming and how to learn it and also doing some reps.

In the end I did neither as I was mostly sleeping the whole day and now I feel even more tired and not even in a good mood to boot.
Oversleeping is the worst

>>10036711
Just go sleep some more.

>>10036695
>>10036701
Why? You guys aren't being very nice or constructive. Please try to take it easy in the future.

>>10036711

What language?

>>10036730
I guess I've read somewhere yesterday that beginning with C or Python would be good, so that was the plan.

>>10036753
I started learning Python about two months ago via the edx CS course, but I rarely go on the site now because I'm so shamefully behind. https://www.edx.org/courses/MITx/6.00x/2012_Fall/about
My Japanese studies have gone similarly well.

Recently I acquired a stalker, /jp/. She lives across the street from me, and I guess she saw me playing 2hu through my window the other day. I was slipping outside yesterday to check the mail and she ambushed me there, asking me who my favorite touhou was. Have no idea how she appeared there as quick as she did. She knew my fucking name, too. I started trembling at the knees and mumbled "all of them" and fucking bolted inside as quick as I could. Locked the door behind me.

I'm scared, /jp/. She has these "I'm going to rape you as soon as I can get you alone in a room with me" eyes. If I was into realfag girls I'd probably be really attracted to her, but she just fucking terrifies me for some reason and I'm faithful to my waifu.

What do?

>>10036805

Well if she's going to rape you when she can get you in a room with her alone then I suggest you burn down your living space, that way you won't have any rooms to be raped in.

>Can't get a job
>$200 in food stamps per month
>$33.00 per week for "personal needs"
>Internet and laundry cost me $50 per month altogether

Is there a way to make money under these circumstances without getting a job and attracting attention? Should I learn how to code or do something useful? This is depressing, especially since the holidays are coming up.

>>10036691
I wouldn't consider therapy education or training.
Are those kinda terms common? I was going to apply for neetbux soon but now I'm scared.

>>10036805
>cute girl stalking me /jp/ plz help

I call bullshit.

>>10036675
>no other mental disorder

You're not allowed to be hiki if you have assburgers?

>>10036688


Are you doing yours squats correctly ? it can be really hurtful for the back if not. Try askig a coach or something ,or just stop. There are many others back exercise.

Why do you misuse spoilers, OP?

>>10036873
Who cares about that? You're still a shut-in.

>>10036826
I'm schizophrenic, so it is a choice of living in an asylum or taking meds and doing therapy.

>>10036861

>3DPD trying to break the pure love between him and his waifu

>>10036876

Probably not. I stretch almost everyday but it hasn't helped.

I really just want to squat correctly instead of having to switch to something else.

>>10036888
Get a mirror and watch if you're doing it correctly then.

So you're not allowed top post about NEETdom unless you are a NEET? That's a pretty gay rule, I think I'm going to break it. I encourage others to, as well.

>>10036905

That's generally a bad idea. If I turn my head to look at myself I risk letting my chest drop or hurting my neck.

>>10036887
This post is just about as /a/ as it gets.

>>10036882
Wait, are you required to pursue treatment if you're a diagnosed schizophrenic? Or is it only if you go in public and get arrested while in a psychotic episode?

There's a possibility I'm schizophrenic, but I might leave out/tone down some of my issues if getting a softer disorder like schizotypal will come with less social stigma.

>>10036888

Don't forget that the position of your feet is crucial when doing squats , that and obviously your back.

>>10036873
Sure you are, I don't think you can entirely blame being a shut-in on Aspurgers.

>>10036861
I have a better story.
A few weeks ago I was coming home from sonic after buying a REALLY tasty burger and lemon slushy. It kind of annoys me they have to jam fucking lemons in the slushy though. Anyways, as I was driving home I had to slow down because this neighborhood has a bunch of speedbumps. Normally I just stay in 1st or 2nd and rev HELLA high to get rid of my passive aggressive urges. That day I didn't since I was enjoying some alanis morisette on my radio.
Anyways, its like 30 past midnight and as I slow down for a speed bump I look to my right to see what is by a tree there. There was a creepy crazy eyed looking lady petting a cat. She must have been around 24 or 25. I got really scared because our eyes locked, and hers were really bright blue and my heart just sank.
I kept on driving and worked my side view mirrors like James bond with my center console power mirror adjustor, and she was still looking! I hauled out of there and drove around the neighborhood and past where I live, just in case she followed me.

I saw her again 3 days ago, she was throwing out the garbage at 11:40pm as I was leaving the neighborhood, and looked at me again. I think she heard my car and knew it was me. I didn't see her again coming back.

But here is the super scary part. The place she was throwing out the garbage at is way on the other side, by the entrance of the neighborhood. Last night I was throwing out my garbage, and she was walking to throw hers away right where mine is and looking around. I nearly pissed myself and went back inside.

I'm a student and posting in your little thread. What are you gonna do princesses?

>>10036873
No, it's high functioning autism.

>>10036937
That's what you get for going outside.

>>10036937
Anyways, now I'm really scared to go outside since she looks like a meth addict, and may have been mysticism by my angelical looks and pure soul. I REALLY want to get another slushy at sonic tomorrow, but she'll probably be waiting by my car or something, and I parked it by a blindspot and I can't see it out of any of my windows to tell if someone is waiting to jump out at me!
If I go at daytime then it'll be crowded and the guy with the cute voice wont take my order and rollerblade to my car...
I also am running out of food and am scared.

>>10036959
Lock yourself in your house for a few months and slowly run out of food until the point that you starve to death; this is your only option.

>>10036940
>>10036914
You guys sure showed me.
Really, though, it was poorly phrased and of course non-NEETs can post (and of course I can't stop you), I just meant to clarify what a NEET is in order to prevent the misuse one sometimes sees in these threads.

>>10036924
No, you aren't required to do this, but I am a twice-convicted violent felon.

I wish this post was a joke.

Im in school can I still be a neet

>>10036966
I just noticed you started this with a tripcode, is there a reason you did that.

>>10036965
I think if I can hold out till thanksgiving, I can get my sister to drive over and bring me food and stuff.

>>10036971
Probably because the OP reads like someone severely autistic wrote it and he doesn't want it to magically become pasta.

>>10036979
I don't mind having some rules but the only reason to have a tripcode for this shit is to eventually attention whore, evening numbering the thread is bad enough.

>>10036983
Maybe the NEET thread will become an organized institution instead of a loose collection of shitty threads.

I don't really give a shit either way.

I've been sleeping for 10+ hours and then staying away for 20+ hours recently, basically living 36 hour days

I don't know why

My stepdad wants to kick me out.

>>10037011

These are fun. More longer streams of continuous consciousness is good and the sleep feels better.

>>10037021
It's time to seduce your mother.

>>10036967
>twice-convicted violent felon
Respect. Fuck the system. #edgy #911insidejob #jewishconspiracy

>>10036675
>Any feedback regarding this as an OP/template for future NEET threads is encouraged.

Alright heres changes I'd make:
1. Don't post with a tripcode
2. Remove "general" from the title, I can imagine that would only antagonize the r9k spammer.
3. Remove this "Please also refrain from posting or replying to greentext stories, as recently threads have been getting spammed with /r9k/ greentext."

- if they're going to do, they'll do it regardless

4. I'm not sure about numbering the thread, is it necessary, they were never supposed to be chained.

I guess getting this shit out of the way now is for the best, they're probably not going away so may as well adapt.

>>10036971
I only used a trip to reply to feedback regarding my OP. I just wanted to improve the general state of NEET threads: >>10036988

>>10036983
>>10036979
Is the numbering a bad idea? I don't see the harm
also, I don't see how you can conclude that I care if this "magically become pasta"
or that I'm autistic ;_;

>>>/pol/7205327

Why are /pol/ such bullies?

guys what do i do when i run out of healthcare coverage and i'm not on the bux

>>10037042
The numbering happens on /vg/ because they chain general threads, the NEET thread really doesn't need to be chained or on /jp/ 24/7.

>>10036967
Ouch.

Did you do it because of schizophrenia or for other reasons?

>>10036967
What'd you do?

>>10037047
Is there no government provided service for temporary situations or anything like that? I'm from Canada so we have a ton of options when it comes to stuff like this, but I'm guessing its not so easy where you're from.

>>10037068
not that i know of in the states. i am diagnosed with clinical depression, but I doubt that'll get me very far.

>>10037073
>clinical depression
Depends on the severity. I was initially diagnosed that and for whatever reason I was deemed unfit by the state for jobs by fit enough for benefits.

>>10037073
You can get on the bucks for that, or so I've read.

>>10037037
The /r9k/ spammer just wants to put NEET threads on autosage because the retards in them bump them constantly.

>>10037082
Well people probably know not to respond to them anyways, if the person is doing something like already I'm assuming they're quick to anger.

>>10037064
>>10037066
My first offense, I stabbed a police officer with a screwdriver because I thought he was surveiling me. My second was petty theft, but due to the Three Strikes law it counted as a felony. If I don't stay medicated I freak the fuck out an get paranoid and aggressive, but apparently that doesn't mean I am insane in the legal sense.

>>10037087
>stabbed a police officer
Good on you. Every cop I've met has been an asshole and I'm a law abiding citizen.

>>10037087
sounds like you're a piece of shit.

>>10037090
Right on dude fuck the system!

>>10037090
I did it because I am mentally ill, not because I am a rebel with something to prove.

>>10037092
Say that to my line, motherfucker, not on my face and what see et cetera.

>>10037037
Seconding all these changes. Tripping will only cause problems. There are other "generals" on /jp/, yes, but it doesn't really fit the NEET image.

Greentexters are uncommon enough that they can be dealt with on a case by case basis, all putting it into the OP will do is provoke the spammer and crossboarders.

The numbers gives NEET threads the wrong image, in my opinion. This is just a place to take it easy, having an organized/chained general with numbered OPs, a pasta, and whatnot will only make this look like a personal chatroom that's even less otaku-related than it already was.


Honestly, it may be my extreme minimalism speaking, but I think less is more. We don't need a welcome mat, just a quiet corner of the board to take it easy in.

Alright faggots, posting my report on what it has been like to pull myself from the soft embrace of NEET-ism and try and be a real working class pleb.

I managed to get a full-time job doing landscaping / gardening work after two years of doing absolutely nothing, since I felt like I was being to much of a useless burden to my mother. So far it has definitely been beneficial to my health, I started out completely out of shape and worthless, and after three months of doing labor I gotta say i'm getting pretty damn muscular. I'm in better shape than I have ever been in my life. I also make around 900ish dollars every two weeks which is pure disposable income since I live at home, which is pretty fucking rad.

The downsides to all this are as follows..

>>10037196
I am tired as fuck all the time and find myself falling asleep at normalfag hours even on weekends, which feels bad when I think back to when I was living the dream marathoning routes on VN's every night until 4am and enjoying every minute of it. Going to bed at 10pm makes me feel like a slave. Also I am way less interested in all my otaku hobbies than I was before, I'm thinking this is has to do with having less free time, as when I would watch anime or play a VN before, I would spend a large amount of hours on the activity of my choosing. Now that I don't have much free time, especially during the work week, my brain doesn't see the point in indulging in any of my hobbies because I don't get to enjoy them for very long before I have to go to sleep. All I do is dick around on /a/ and /jp/ in my free time and play the occasional video game for a bit. I have no urge to do the things I used to enjoy the most. Feels bad man.

I think it's pretty retarded how all my friends and parents tell me I "have a life now", when I spend a huge amount of time working and don't actually have much free time to have fun. As appose to when I was a NEET and having fun all day, every day, and everyone I associate with would constantly tell me I "don't have a life". According to normals, working all the time and being a tired, lifeless slave is the meaning of life.

Does this mean life is shitty?

>>10037176
>We don't need a welcome mat, just a quiet corner of the board to take it easy in.

I wish I had added something like this to my list, that basically sums it up perfectly.

>>10036805
Just talk to her.
Having conversation with a member of the opposite sex doesn't mean you're automatically going to hit it off and you'll be forced to abandon your precious fictional waifu.

>>10037087
I'm pretty sure it does. You must have had a really shitty lawyer if he couldn't defend a goddamn paranoid schizophrenic.

>>10037196
>>10037198

Life is as shitty as you make it anon.


..

Fuck it, life IS shitty. Being a Hikkomori is awesome and I hope I never have to get a job.

>>10037198
Yes it does. If you're going to become a filthy wage slave at least find a way that won't waste every hour of the best years of your life.

Oh lord, i can't believe you guys do this NEET General...

/jp/ is now doomed, thank you faggots. You better clean your assess when you take a shit on the floor.

>>10037196
>>10037198
If you want to make something of yourself, it's an adjustment you'll have to make. Life's only as shitty as you let it be, so accept the limited time you have available and enjoy it to the fullest.

>>10037219

This job is only temporary, so for now I can deal with it. Sometime next year before summer I am planning on going on a trip to glorious Nippon, since I have always wanted to go for obvious reasons and have been studying moon. Also I have an uncle that lives outside Tokyo and some relative I have never met, so I was told if I go I could stay for at least a few months and get "hooked up" (They are really rich, so I would stay for free and get fed and basically pay for nothing).

I'm thinking I spend some of that time trying to get a job there, something I can really enjoy. My uncle runs a school in there so mabye I can get into teaching english or something (I don't know the word for whoever runs a school in japanese, I know he basically bought his way into the job position because he is filthy fucking rich.)

>>10037239

>>10037239
You must be new here.
/jp/ has been full of autistic, diaper-sporting fucks since its very beginning.

I, personally, don't give a shit and as long as there's touhou on this board, i'm satisfied.

I work fulltime and have no problem in social situations. What're you going to do about it?

>Making NEET threads on /jp/

Delete /jp/, our last resort.

>>10037198
You're supposed to be going out and fucking bitches. It sucks because you're doing it wrong. Don't try to rebel!

>>10037198
What are you doing with this "pure disposable income"?

I hope you're saving it and not just pissing it away. Your best bet would be to find a way to either reinvest your money to improve your future income, be it through school, real estate, stocks, or whatever, or to use your "has a life" status to try to get married to someone rich.

If you're not actively working on improving your situation then you might as well go back to being a NEET. 450 bucks a week isn't worth pissing your life away.

>>10037254
And you must be really stupid for taking the NEET threads seriously...

>saging threads

Years ago these threads weren't full of people with jobs or people complaining about them. Fuck neo-/jp/.

>>10037264
Just because an endless parade of retards and shitposters post in them doesn't mean that nobody ever posts seriously in them.

>>10036805
Bear trap

>>10037258

I save most of it, yes I do piss some of it away by drinking on the weekends with friends, but I still save at least half of every paycheck.

>>10037257
I'm not that sexual of a person so even when the opportunity to get laid arises, I find myself unmotivated to do so / I feel it's unnecessary. I'm probably autistic or something

>>10037251
He bought a position at the head of a school? Why would he do that?

>>10037270
it used to be mostly students, yeah, but they graduated and found (or failed to find) work, so things are different now

I wish I was able to shed all of my responsibilities and become NEET

But because I can't due to obligations to my family I instead delude myself into thinking that I can go to crowded clubs and see bands that I use to like in high school and enjoy myself

But instead some drunk punk comes up to me and starts stroking my chin, and then flips me off when I don't do anything except get really creeped out
I don't know whether he wanted to fuck or fight me
All I know is that I'm enjoying the ZUN music I downloaded for free more than the shitty dance music I paid $50 to see

>>10037280
Stop posting that image.

>>10037291
The NEET threads were NEETs, or at least people pretending to be NEETs. Now it's openly students or employed people.

>>10037285

He married a Japanese woman, her father is a higher up of Sony, therefore he never had to worry about money ever again as soon as he married her. He enjoyed being a part of the education system before (he was an english teacher) so I guess he just wanted something to do. They are so fucking rich it's unbelievable, his wife's dad bought them TWO houses in my hometown as an anniversary gift. And houses are really fucking expensive here, the guy basically dropped two million at leas on an anniversary present,

>>10037299
>I don't know whether he wanted to fuck or fight me
r u a qt 3.14 irl?

>>10037275
Yeah I mean you take the world seriously even though it's an endless parade of retards and shit.

>>10037305
But most of us want to be NEET.

>>10037311
No I am not

>>10037314
The key point there was pretend, try to at least pretend you're one if you're going to post in this thread.

This isn't directed at you but what the fuck happened in the last 15 minutes that caused a rush of shitposting?

>>10037314
Then quit your job

>>10037327
It's been like that all day.

>>10037327
What? There was a lot earlier but it calmed down.

>>10037314
Then FUCK OFF because this thread isn't for you. Either pretend or get out.

>>10037327
You know those organized shitposters that got exposed recently?

Yeah...

>>10037275
Your post makes no sense. Aren't the NEET threads a joke since the beginning anyway? I mean, the shit on the floor, the fuck grandma trying to bake me cookies, piss in a bottle etc...

>>10037299
>All I know is that I'm enjoying the ZUN music I downloaded for free more than the shitty dance music I paid $50 to see

>Not liking dance music
>2090

>>10037345
Some of it is a joke, some isn't. People do piss in bottles and live off of SSI.

>>10037301
>>10037301
No.

>>10037343
That has nothing to do with /jp/.

i'm an EET kek rofl lmao y autism so much?

>>10037354
Epin lol xd

>>10037334
>>10037336
Oh it was fine for the past hour then just picked up again, I suppose it comes in waves now.

All of the new shitposters are from the GET. There is a marked difference since it happened. Hopefully they will leave eventually, but I doubt it.

>>10037359
You don't know that.

All I'm saying is that there's been a sudden surge of activity in this thread, and it's primarily shitposting, and that people collaborating to shitpost is something that indeed exists.

Draw your own conclusion.

>>10037354
It just gives me a headache nowadays.

All I want in my music is something relaxing and captivating. I too want to just take it easy.

>>10037385
It does seem to come in waves. There will be a bunch of shitposts for about 15 minutes and then it will stop for a while.

>>10037385
Meta attracts shitposters like flies to shit. Guess what kind of discussion we're participating in right now?

>>10037372

>>10037021
Same situation here. I'm going insane. I don't like hearing his voice, but I have no choice but to be subjected to it all day. No going out of my room until he is asleep or away for me.

>>10037392
When someone starts then others go along with it. That's how it is with me at least.

>>10037390

Fair enough, although I have to admit my favorite thing in the entire world is doing MDMA and going to an electronic music show. Happiness overload

Not saying I don't still enjoy dance music sober which I do, drugs just amplify... well... everything

Please keep in mind the following definitions:

>NEET: Not under Employment Education, or Training

>Tamaki Saitō defines hikikomori as "A state that has become a problem by the late twenties, that involves cooping oneself up in one’s own home and not participating in society for six months or longer, but that does not seem to have another psychological problem as its principal source.

Don't forget to take it easy~

>>10037411
The quote is kinda long but as long as you stick to the other things people suggested then I'm fine with it.

>>10037372

Hey, is freezing viable?

This is Otaku Culture, not Autism Culture. Can we please get a separate board for NEETs/Hikkifags?

>>10037428
Yeah, I usually freeze my cum.

>>10037426
who invited this /q/tard

>>10037411
It should be NEET/shut-in without the hikikomori shit.

>>10037432
Your mom did, faggot.

>>10037396
>>10037416
Oh the pain. I am gettng too old for this I am!

>>10037436

>>10037435
But have you freezed yourself?

>>10037426

Are you retarded?

Otaku culture and NEET-ism / Hikkikomori shit go hand in hand. I would wager 50% of all otakus are NEET's. Why would you separate the population of a board that already doesn't have very high traffic in comparison to the more popular ones.

>>10037449
Because he's a new poster and doesn't understand the culture or content of /jp/.

>>10037396
>>10037416
>>10037442
fucking
dammit
why am i laughing

>>10037432
/q/ is what allowed these threads to thrive in the first place, goy.

>>10037454
because you're a newfag that doesn't understand the epic /jp/ culture

I need money help me neets!

>>10037421
At least it's shorter than the previous hikki definition, right?
>>10037433
I think having both definitions is important.

>>10037461
NEET threads have always been here, new poster.

>>10037463
Blow me.

>>10037449
Even Melonpan has a job, otaking AKA good old days-kun has a job too.

Also your post doesn't sound convincent, just type hikki because "hikkikomori" is not a word.

>>10037411

I can't take it easy. There's too much pressure and stress!

>>10037476
>convincent

>>10037476
50% of otaku isn't western faggots.

>>10037490
The joke?

>>10037490
What a weird dog

>>10037464
Quick, pretend you have some mental illness and live off tax dollars.

>>10037490
Cute dog.

>>10037469
I'm saying thrive as in keeping them alive in the general format thry exist right now, faggot. Back in the good old days these threads didnt come at a whim, but when there was actually something interesting to say, poseur.

>>10037501
You can go back to 2009 and find "NEET general" threads. You don't know what you're talking about.

>>10037505
There's no such thing as 2009 NEET generals besides of these threads http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S4470326
but then again, they were a joke.

>>10037505
Sure, buddy. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

So besides programming I was wondering what would be best to use to learn how to play a guitar?

>>10037554
You'll need to buy a guitar.

>>10037492
I really doubt anywhere even close to half of Japanese otaku are unemployed.

>>10037505
They're not "NEET generals," they're just people talking about random shit.

>>10037554
I'd like to learn violin.

I have been working out every day for a week or so. Also, I have been writing up some papers for a History course.

>>10037613
what guitar?

>>10037604
Me too man but that shit is expensive.

>>10037582
I own a guitar.

>>10037603
Yeah, that's a pretty silly thing to say considering how much they love buying merchandise.

>>10037620
stratocaster

>>10037554
>>10037613
>>10037627
Buy this

http://amzn.com/0470481331

>>10037630
>http://amzn.com/0470481331
thanks man hugs

>>10037635
No problem. I haven't used that specific book, but I used Bass Guitar for Dummies when I started out and it was great. The guitar one I linked has their guitar book plus lots of other stuff so it should be even more useful.

>>10037642
Also I will say that you should NOT shy away form the music theory material. You can get by without it, but knowing it will make you much more proficient in the end. It's worth the extra work. After you get comfortable you also need to start learning songs outside of the book. ultimate-guitar.com has a really good collection of tablature.

Okay.

>>10037660
Also don't rely completely on tabs when you can avoid it. Learning by ear is great practice too.

I'm supposed to enroll for January classes tomorrow after just under 2 and a half years of doing nothing.

I really don't want to go and I get a terribly anxious feeling just thinking about it.

I'll be fine since it's just registration, or so I hope.
I was never good at doing things by myself, always someone holding my hand through just about everything.

Don't want to give up my care free life style at all, but I know I can't go on like this forever. I am definitely being forced into this, however.

>>10037710
It'll be very hard if you don't work on your problems beforehand. It didn't work out for me and I crashed & burned.

>>10037710
I'm in the same boat. Starting January, luckily it's a college in my town so I don't have to dorm. I tried going away to a state university once....Never again..

Good luck

how hard is it for a white male to get on the bux in Canada?

Haven't left my house in 13 years (outside of doctors). Dropped out in grade 8 (yes its illegal).

Have childhood psych evaluations still and was diagnosed with Agoraphobia, Depression and "complex" GAD w/ panic disorder

They put me on Rispiridrone, Clonazapam, Prozac, 2-3 other SSRi's, somethig that starts with a K.

didn't do much outside of making my libido go down and the benzos turning me into a zombie and then junkie. Recently prescribed pristiq but didn't take it because I am sick of the quack meds.

Tried CBT 4 times, didn't work.

Never worked a day in my life.

Look the part, massive bags under my eyes, shaved head, vacant face,

Have you NEETs read your NEETS today?
http://jacquesricher.com/NEETS/

I've been playing way too much Dota 2 as of late, so I'm working on my backlog for console games.

Right now I'm playing Red Dead Redemption. I didn't really care for this game when I bought it, so I just dropped it all together out of boredom. I hear everybody praise this game though, so I'm giving it another try under the assumption that I just haven't gotten to the "good part" yet.

>>10037449
muh blog threads ;_;

>>10037525
Why is 2010 /jp/ so good?

>>10036675
> 6) no other mental disorder that accounts for the social withdrawal and avoidance.

Guess we just lost 90% of our hikikomoris...

what are neetbux and how do i get them

>>10038156

NEET threads are fine but please stop making stupid "generals"

I have 9000€, since I work and save around 90% (10% are fuel and some food sometimes). How should I spend it to enjoy as much NEET as possible?

I Bought a keyboard last Monday. It has USB functionality but uses standard B so now I've got to find one around the house or buy one off amazon and wait a while. I tried using a jack but that didn't do anything

I just want to make some music /jp/

>>10040101
Find a garage that has water and electricity, buy it and live in it.

>>10039755
Let them keep the circlejerk in one thread.

>>10036675
Thank you for a quality thread OP,
it shed some light on my current situation.

I haven't considered myself a hikikomori nor NEET, however I suspected that I have some tendencies of the aforementioned.
However, judging by the description you provided, I'm a full-fledged NEET and hikikomori. Needless to say, I'm taking it too ejay for my own good.

Regarding the optional subtopic, I do my best to get a job as I suspect it will work wonders with my condition. The major issue not being finding one, but daring to show up for interviews or even call the employer back after getting contacted.

Feedback :
Generals are silly. Please be more strict and try setting a specific subject for each thread as well as asking what the next one should be about.

>>10038118
What province anon?

>>10041873
You made me feel much better about my thread, so thanks for that. I'll definitely avoid "General" threads in the future.

I've considered volunteering as a way to sort of "getting my feet wet" before full-fledged work or whatever, but I haven't taken any steps towards that yet either.

i am fucking tired of you people.
Yes I know this is just a elaborate conspirancy to trick the majority of /jp/ into hating NEET threads by creating a particularly shitty one that looks just like one of those terrible generals in /a/ complete with that fucking paste in the OP. And I won't fall for it. I don't know who the uck you are or why you hate NEET threads so much, but I won't let you do this. stop lumping us together with r9k and adv, most of us have been blogging here for years and have no intention to go away. even if you got moot himself to come down here and tell us to stop we would keep on neeting. no we are not normalfags desperate to get a gf or any of that shit. we are true depressed, our suffering is much more sophisticated than anyone else's, you could never even possibly BEGIN to understand our despair so leave us alone

Its been 5 months since i got out of highschool, and have been nothing but what is described as hikki.
3 more weeks i guess

>>10042320
you are way over reacting, jeez

Any NEETs wanna work on a project together? I just started teaching myself Python, who wants to get way in over their heads with big project with me?

>>10043703

What kinda project?

I'll visit my NEET brother today. Should I bring him something to lighten up his day? Maybe we can have a party. Do you NEETs ever party?

>>10043712
How about something to - as automatically as possible - reverse image search, rename and a reorganise images? inspired by my enormous amount of unorganised downloaded-from-4chan image collection

>>10043703
The let me dress up like a girl and suck your cock kind

>>10043727
Party in my pants all the time man.

>>10043727
No, I'm suicidal.

>>10043727
Maybe a video game?

>>10043733
s-sorry, but I don't think that's a good idea
>>10043727
maybe bring him some booze? enough to enjoy with him and for him to enjoy himself later

>>10043736
>>10043736
That must be an awfully small party. I really don't believe you can fit a whole party in your pants.

>>10043747
I figured there was more room than in my mouth.

>>10043730
I bet >>>/prog/ would have fun with you
this is also somewhat related
http://sourceforge.net/projects/imgsorter/

HOW DO I GET THIS CUM OFF MY DAKIMAKURA

>>10043780
washing machine

>>10043773
>I bet >>>/prog/ would have fun with you
I-I can't tell if you mean this because my idea is dumb or good? ;_;

thanks for the link though

>>10043820
no offense was meant, I just figured /g/ or /prog/ would be a better place to ask than /jp/

>>10042275
You better be following other peoples suggestions, seemed to just write them off.

Autismbux here as well.

4 years inside house.
1-2 years trying out for "cures" by going outside for drives/etc.
1 year back again.

Social/Family anxiety + Paranoia + Lack of interest in interaction with people.

I dont I can be cured of this shit.

>>10044068
Sorry I made it seem that way, I actually took everyone's suggestions very seriously (which is why that person made me feel a little better, because I felt like I let everyone down).

There are some conflicting opinions, so I'm not sure about a few things, but I won't be making another thread until 00:00 4chan time, and by that time I'll have re-read everything and used it to make the best NEET OP I can. Unless one is up already, hopefully learning from my mistakes and taking into account these suggestions

>>10044002
but I the most important part was learning/working together with my neet-bros

>>10044175
Sorry if that came off hostile and I was the one that wrote that initial list, which you responded to with the no tripcode suggestion. I think that last preliminary thing you posted was fine, just go with something similar and it'll definitely help the board a ton by providing a bit of structure, as I said they're not going away so may as well adapt. You might want to wait till a little later than that.

newbie NEET here
finished school summer this year
don't have a job
do take a Japanese course does that count as education?

Starting today I am officially a NEET

The good news is that I'll have more time to draw pretty girls for /jp/
The bad news is that I'll soon have to find some ways to make money while stuck on my chair.

>>10044300
comicbook artist?

>>10044310
I'd have to get known for that first. Which implies whoring myself out on dA or Tumblr at some point

>>10044316
is there any reason not to? Just watermark all your work.

I went to the grocery store yesterday...or a week ago, whatever. I guess I've been inside so long, I didn't even oggle at the women like I used to. It barely even crossed my mind. Is this the famed NEET anti-lewdness?

>>10044318
No. Thats the starting point that leads to anti-lewd ideology

>>10044318
I think thats just called not being a teenager anymore; you had a task at hand so you focused on that instead of your hormones taking over.

just woke up after sleeping for 18hours
gonna play some stalker shadow of Chernobyl

>>10044321
>is there any reason not to?
Well, I might regret being associate with the kind of people who typically dwells there in the future

This thread is still going... and no shitposting?

ITS MIRACLE

And question, how many NEETS here actually don't have any real life friends or anyone they talk / hang out with in real life? I

>>10044523
Anon was struck down in the middle of his message.

>>10044523
I have one friend I hang out with once a month.

if yupo are posting in this thrwead i'd want to marry you, pleasse only cute boys in skirts or girls thank u

>>10044537
What happened to you friend, why did you have to become shit like everyone else. Now the only tripcode user left is Sudo, and all he does is get drunk these days.

>>10044523
I have 2 friends who I speak with online occasionally. We don't share interests as much as we used to. The few 'friends' still in my area have turned into drug addicts, so I don't see them much anymore.

>>10044542


If you look at his spelling and what he just typed, he sounds like he may be drunk as well lol

>>10044542

I'm outside on phOne buying pizza please accept me I tried to die on Monday and failed normally am anon like now but

Do not want to die alone only goal

>>10044552
This is it then, everyone from the past has left or become a drunk, /jp/ left to the wolves.

>>10044553
I'm so sorry friend, please don't kill yourself, I can't bare to lose anymore friends. I don't want you to die alone either, whats wrong please talk about it.

>>10044523
I have couple of friends but I dont talk to them much. In the case of talking to them, its almost always via skype chat. Hardly talk to them though and them to me. Possibly because I made it clear that I prefer solitary activities. Do I miss talking to them? I can't tell, because I enjoy my solitary activities without anyone bothering me for months and months. But sometimes times do come when I think about how my friends might see this as a sign that I am not interested in friendship anymore. Not true, I love my friends, but some have given up on me because they misunderstood my acts and my own lack of "wanting to engage" in chats probably contributed to that. They are normal so I dont really blame them.

what's the cutoff for leaving the house and still being a hikikomori i spend about 1-2 hours outside of my room per week does that count or am i a normie

>>10044523
I've never had any friends that I've talked to outside of school.

>>10044564
God I dont think I've gotten out of my room for more than 30 minutes every month. Counting the peein/shittin/brushing my teeth probably amounts to 30 mins or less each month. I dont shower often(maybe once every few months).

>>10044561
I know that one, I enjoy just being by myself that I don't spend time with friends for months on end. Its not that I don't enjoy my time with them, I love all my friends dearly, its just that I'm not the type of person that needs to be constantly around others. I always feel the same way you do, that they'll misinterpret this as me not wanting to maintain our friendship, but its definitely not the case.

>>10044557

I'm new to posting here, I lurked /jp/ forever but mostly only posted on /a/.

Kinda bored of /a/ at the moment so this place seems pretty all right. All /a/ does is talk about their waifus which kind of bothers me as I don't get aroused by 2D so I can't understand. This seems to have a higher concentration of NEETs than other boards which is cool because I fit right in.

In other words I AM A NEWFAG, PLEASE RAPE ME

>>10044523

I actually have quite a few friends and acquaintances, though I am still a giant beta faggot who watches anime and plays VN's all the time and can't have a conversation worth shit.

>>10044573
i like to maintain good hygiene even though i rarely interact with people, im not a fat slob either though i need to actually get in decent shape

im not a neet.
its fun.

>>10044523

I have a handful of long distance friends I keep in relatively regular contact with. It really a good thing to have, knowing there are people you remain close to even if you spend most of your time alone.

are there any truneets in Sydney this is my fetish I will dote you the heck up and buy you stuff ;_;

>>10044589

I used to be, got a job, make monies now.

I gotta say the NEET life and the normal working class pleb life both have their pros and cons. I like both

>>10044586
My body doesnt produce body odor. I acknowledge that my body is dirty via dried sweats + dust + dead skin cells, but smell isnt one of them even when not showering for months and months. Even when I was "outgoing" I experimented with myself on how long people will notice that I didnt shower. 7+ months. All I did was get a change of clothes when interacting with people. In the end I explained to my friends that I hadnt showered for those months and they were somehow finally disgusted. Not before, but rather only after the revelation. I find it fascinating that most people naturally have bad body odor. I have very little to no body odor on me. Seriously. You may say, well its bad for the body to not shower regularly, maybe but I haven't seen a good proof for it. Infact my own "experiments" have shown there is really nothing wrong with not showering for months and on, as long as you dont smell and you change your clothes

>>10044604

But showers are refreshing and feel amazing

>>10044604
It is mostly about diet. Some diets will produce more odor than others.

>>10044604
people were probably just being polite you know

>>10044604
Are you sure they just didn't want to hurt your feelings?

And what about this? >>10044615
It's very true.
As for myself, my balls get smelly and uncomfortable after about 2 days in even slightly warm weather or a very comfortable fabric that lets them breathe to their... hearts content.
I try to always shower before and after going outside, or else I'll feel gross.

after not showering for a couple days, my body's greasiness was so bad that i was able to run my nail on my skin and it would be full of dead skin.

i am in college but i don't want to do it anymore. i haven't left my apartment in two weeks except to have a cigarette. what do i do /jp/

if I don't find a /jp/ neet I'm going to die alone I'm so sorry for shitting up a good thread everyone I'm not a NEET I have a job and stuff but I can't tolerate interhuman communication regardless so is posting here okay??

I'll leave if asked to I never want to be bothersome even after I've drank so much

>>10044637
>>10044634
No, I asked if they noticed it before. My guess is they didnt notice it at all because my change of clothes. Though this might not work with a new person that Ive never met or hardly meets/interacts with. But yea, they said my body didnt smell much at all. Only when they were really close did they smell the dead cells/dried sweats. The sphere of my body odor is small, if any.

>>10044653
everything will be ok......

Self Learning Japanese - Training/Education

Practicing to draw Loli Art - Training

Practicing to beat Lunatic without a single death - Training

Lurkers ( Or Otherworldly beings that observe how others post in 4chan, to be a jp expert etc... ) - TRAINING!!!!!

>>10044663
That's not how it works.

>>10044651
I think that if most of the people in this thread knew, they probably wouldn't be in this thread
i also want to know

>>10044683
i am just really scared... how do i tell my parents i don't want to do it anymore? i am really scared they will not understand so i just ignore their calls and sleep all day.

>>10044658

i tried to die on monday and failed please do not give me false hope

>>10044651

I just stopped going one day, and then I lost everything. Back in my dad's house 6 months and counting.

so do that.

>>10044693
i cannot help you anymore unless you let me know what is wrong anon ...

>>10044704

no matter what i do i feel like i will die alone and i really hate myself and do not see what can be done so i am neglecting responsibility and leading the neet lifestyle

>>10044707
you're alone you're on /jp/ with your friends stupid

>>10044707
I would prefer dying alone. No bullshit, just me and mama Earth.

>>10044653
Take a step back, take a deep breath, and stop being a dumbass. You're being irrational right now, and need a change of pace or something, whats the reason for wanting someone else to die with anyways? To me that sounds like you don't have the right mindset for someone that really wants to commit suicide, clearly you're still holding onto something.

>>10044707
everyone dies alone... if you hate yourself then you need to do something for yourself that will make you proud... do you have any interests like music or something? if you live in the us you can join the military and do cryptology if you like japanese... i don't know you have to tell me more.

>>10044722
Please use your shift key.

>>10044721
please don't be mean and call him a dumbass... you are not helping.

>>10044734
How old are you dollfagers?

>>10044721

I don't want to be alone I hate feeling alone, since everyone abandons me regardless. I was happy with someone once but they moved on so I know I can be happy again!

>>10044722
I have interests but am constantly berated due to it, I have no desire to join the military and am not in the United States.

>>10044735

i am 20

>>10044692
Do you have any idea what you do want to do? The fact that you're posting in this thread leads me to believe you feel yourself on the verge of a NEET lifestyle, in which case your parents probably will unfortunately have a hard time understanding. Just tell them you need to figure out what to do with your life or something. At least, that's what I would say to my mom if I could handle such an interaction.

>>10044707
Before you resign yourself to dying alone, why not make sure you've put in sufficient effort to not letting that happen? I (like most people) am afraid of dying alone, but I haven't tried very hard to find someone or be someone I or anyone else should be proud of.
>>10044731
Please take it easy~

I never understood why people made such a big deal out of dying alone.

Why is it such a big deal, please answer me, thank you.

>>10044743

my parents already resigned to their child being an autistic narcoleptic failure so i doubt i can make them even more disappointed!!

I've been trying super hard to meet someone nice but everyone who is nice to me and does not want to hurt me or wants to engage in autism neet house with me is overseas so it is very troublesome,. and honestly it only makes my isolation worse ;_;

>>10044742
I think you need to try and relax for a year or two, what will one or two more years really matter? Theres really no real reason why you need to die today, give it some time and see if its just because you're young.

>>10044743
All he said was to use shift, theres nothing wrong with trying to write properly.

>>10044755
because they do not want to be alone regardless and death is scary to them

>>10044743
>I (like most people) am afraid of dying alone
So THIS is how the world works. Now I have it all figured out, finally!

Guys, guys, guys.

Quit with the sad talk, there's something way more important about to happen. Ulillillia, perhaps America's greatest NEET is about to move the Fargo, MN. This means that his chances of getting a job are increasing by 30%. Probably the US's greatest NEET is now about to get a job. What will we do now?

>>10044755
I think its just hardwired into some people to not die alone, maybe you're just not one of those people.

>>10044761
Death, okay, I can understand, but why the fear of being alone?

>>10044765
Please stop being positive. Thanks.

>>10044767
probably just human instincts. sorry, i don't understand it much myself.

>>10044774
You don't understand it? You're absolutely worthless to me.

>>10044779
Now I understand why you asked this question in the first place, I'm sure you'll figure it out in time.

Ulillia -> Uliuli -> Ulilauta -> Ylilauta
Coincidence? I think not.

>>10044779 here, I am sorry for that outlash. I felt a little bit angry about something else that happened. Please forgive me.

>>10044784
it is okay, i forgive you. it happens!

>>10044757

You are 20, I am 20, we have one thing in common. Having our whole lives and youth still ahead of us.

Chill out

>>10044788
Trust me, every NEET tells themselves that at 20. Then ten years suddenly pass like a day and then you're sitting there, wondering what just happened. It's not a good mindset to adopt. You should tell yourself that you're going to die tomorrow. It's the best way to live.

>>10044765
He lost himself when he let his new-found popularity go to his head.

>>10044757
Are you a girl? If so, you can move into my house and we can have beautiful /jp/sie babies.
If male, you can still move in with me but you'll have to dress up as a little girl

>>10044758
it's not that serious of an issue in and of itself, though. if the person's writing isn't otherwise problematic, why point it out? sometimes I want to write faster than using shift will allow, and using shift will just make posting too much of a bother.
Anyway please let's not get too worked up over it.
>>10044763
I don't understand what you mean.
>>10044757
>everyone ... is overseas
Why not save up and go, if you have a job?
Also, the stuff about parents was directed at someone else.
>>10044784
Not many people would apologise, you're probably a nice person.

>>10044788
No you don't. This is your life.

>>10044572
>I don't get aroused by 2D so I can't understand.
Given this, I think it's hilarious you like it here better.
Enjoy your stay~

>>10044797
you are wrong. the best way to live is as though you are already dead.

Accountancy firm have offered me 4 year contract - I have enjoyed my 6 months of being NEET. Like slav NEET I spent my time in trakcsuit and gym, or on streets.

>>10044803
No, don't say that. I don't want someone who doesn't share our interests to enjoy his stay at all.

>>10044794
Having acquired a degree before heading into self-isolation, simply not using shift kind of bothers me a bit, but I wouldn't have mentioned it had you not replied to that other post. Having random conversations about nothing seems to be what these threads are for, aside from the occasional spammer, I haven't seen to many people not taking it easy.

I emailed that /jp/-cube-commune-in-texas guy about fleshing out our ideas and he never replied... ;_; but, I won't give up, NEET-bros, one day I will build us a commune. One day.

>>10044807
Why not allow others to like what you don't like, and live in harmony?

>>10044810
Are you going to pay to keep me alive?

>>10044809
In the end maybe I was the one who faltered and didn't take it easy. I do feel a little guilty when I post without adhering to proper caps, too.

>>10044807

I share interests, just not all of them.

The key to living in harmony with others on the internet, is when someone likes something you don't like, YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY A GOD DAMN THING and go on with your business.

If everyone did that we would have world peace.

>>10044812
Well it goes back to the early days of 4chan but one of the community's core values was to keep everyone else away so it doesn't dilute down the current users. Of course this hasn't mattered in quite some time, but it still pops up every once and awhile, with /jp/ flip-flopping between taking it easy and fighting off new people. It definitely doesn't matter anymore now that the board has become what it is today though.

>>10044809
Lol, interesting. I have a degree and never used it either. Just went straight from college to total self-isolation. Been that way for like 6 years now. I was already a loner though all the way through school going as far back as I can remember. Have no friends of course.

>>10044827
That's how you turn every board into /v/.

>>10044820
If I can make enough money by growing weed or somethingafford it in the future, sure. Otherwise, I would hope our neetbux will provide enough to get by.
Especially if we grew a lot of our own food.

>>10044841
Would you fug me every night?

>>10044841

I can see it now... fields of stoned fat otakus wearing dresses masturbating and assfucking each other in an unbathed orgy lasting months, only stopping to eat the fresh produce grown in the commune.

>>10044841
See, I surprisebar

>>10044838
Yeah I kept a circle of friends while I was in Uni, we went out drinking every once and awhile. I don't think I went anywhere if they didn't invite me out, definitely didn't make any attempt at inviting people out myself, not that I disliked them or anything I just prefer spending my free time alone. So I was more or less a loner I guess, I haven't talked to anyone from there since graduating a few years ago, so that basically says it all.

>>10044850
So were basically going to be hippies?

>>10044858
hippies are straight

Just finished a 3-day weekend of nonstop studying. Probably got at least 27 hours in, split between my proposal and midterm material. Now I can NEET it up until class tomorrow morning.

>>10044867
I thought they were all about free love and just going with it./

>>10044869
Good job dude

i honestly only want to feel useful since i can't do that being alone maybe i am not cut out for neet lifestyle

>>10044889
Didn't you just say you had a job, are you just trying to be a bully?

>>10044895

Have a job, am very stressed by it and classes, yet do not think I can completely live to my own devices.

>>10044902
I don't know, I would rather die than study/work. If I get kicked out, it's the streets for me. The plan would be to die then and there from starvation, but maybe my survival instincts will kick in or something. If not, good riddance.

働いたら負けかなと思ってる

>>10044781
Julay → Jullaay → Jullaay → JULLAAYY
Coincidence? I think not.

also
>not using superior Nipponese arrows →

All you have to do is type みぎ

Sometimes go and help my friend with his work, that is about it.

>>10043733
Is that all that happens when NEETs get together?

>>10036675
why does reimu look like a drugged up prostitute in this picture

it makes my penis hard

>>10045099
I donno but I feel the same way

>>10045099
>>10045115
Inspired me to see full image for first time.
Now I understand: >>10036684

>>10044523
I have one friend whose house I stay over at maybe once a month.

>>10044523

i have a small group of friends, only like 4-5 of them are close though

we normally just hang out at each others houses or go buy manga and shit

Hey. Hey /jp/.
I'm about to drop out of HS for the third time.
Are you proud of me yet?

am i neet lifestyle enough /jp/

I'm scared, NEETs. What if moot really is deleting /jp/? I'll probably move to uboachan, and shitpost on /a/ occasionally out of spite.

>>10045416
What about Tohno-chan?

>>10045408

>>10045423
I think I like uboachan better but I haven't been on either enough to decide.